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GF is out of town, hungover as fuck, 2pm made a full english in my underwear, post more pics of breakfast food oc or just whatever ur making today.

>> No.6916747

>>6916740
>no eggs
>no toast
>no black pudding
Remidial breakfast at best

>> No.6916750

>>6916740
if you have a real hangover, you can't eat shit, nor can you leave your bed. memeposting britbong

>> No.6916755

>>6916747
>toast was in toaster
>was not able to reach a grocery store
>eggs are fried and folded over

>> No.6916762

>>6916750
if you're completely immobilized from heavy drinking you might as well just kill yourself. How do you get anything done?

>> No.6916765

>>6916755
>grocery store

>> No.6916766
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Chicken, pesto, cheese, puff pastry tart.

Moving out, just using up everything in the house.

>> No.6916804

whenever im out of town and away from my gf, i just get fucking wasted. i never cheat, but i take every opportunity to just fucking drink as much as i can.

then when i come back home i end up resenting her for making me keep my drinking in check.

>> No.6916825

>made a full english in my underwear

Never heard that one before. I like it.

>> No.6916981

>>6916804
I feel that. Except for me it's only rad for a few days then I start feeling like garbage and I don't have the self control to stop binge eating and drinking. So it's kind of a relief when she's back so I can use her as an excuse to not go out with my friends, I'm so lame lol

>> No.6918075

>>6916740
how do you make so much food and have it come out at the same time?

or is everything cold by the time you take a picture?

>> No.6918081

>>6918075
Its call timing. You know about how long each item takes to cook so you start them at different times so they end up finishing close to each other. A good mise helps as well.

>> No.6918580

>>6916740
Is that a fucking potato not in hash brown form?
>eggs
>bacon
>sausage
>black pudding
>beans
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>fried bread or toast
Step it up, nigger

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>>6916740

>> No.6918671
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>>6916740
I can almost feel your hangover through that image, so I kinda have to forgive any deviations from the ideal fry up. It looks like you're so sideways the plate is on a wall next to a painting.

I'm trying to maintain lucidity enough to make some stock, but my motivation is rapidly waning.

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>>6918671
Now sitting on the shitter with a towel over my head trying to block out the light. Stock is simmering.

Someone should invent a bed toilet. You could call it the "Bedshit". Like bed sit, y'know? Just a mattress with a hole in the middle and some plumbing. I'd like to shit lying down is what I'm saying.

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Pro hangover tip: make your own illicit Gatorade by mixing a third of a teaspoon of salt with two of sugar and a pint of soda. Add some orange cordial if you want to be fancy.

Christ it still feels like I need to power sand the inside of my skull

>> No.6919021

>>6916740

Seeing those sausages made me tear up a little bit

t. hungover alcoholic degenerate

>> No.6919068

>>6916740
>made a full english in my underwear
i took this the wrong way

>> No.6919075

>>6916740
>full english
>jacket potato

>american/pre-sliced cheese on jacket potato

what are you even doing m80?

>> No.6919077

>>6916740
Is she getting a full chad right now?

>> No.6919806
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>>6918786
Made me some soup. It was okay. Still feeling hungover.

>> No.6922223

>>6919075
Jacket potato - 1hr at least to prepare...

why is it there

>> No.6922254

>>6916740
my willy is almost as big as those sausages

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>>6919075
Holy shit, I just realised the American cheese.

>> No.6922328

>>6922223
Takes 20 minutes in the mic. Best way but you have to finish it off on a griddle or in a deep fryer.

>> No.6922443

THAT'S NOT A MOTHER FUCKIN FULL ENGLISH

>> No.6922465

>>6922443
Harden the fuck up, Stephan.

>> No.6922607

>>6919806
Dont feel bad anon, i got so hammered this weekend, im pretty sure I diminished my brain capacity. At least, that's how I feel. Just keep eating nutrient rich foods and beverages, and take some aspirin and wait.

>> No.6923476

>>6922607
Oh, I hate that. When you wake up and something in your head feels not just painful, but subtly different. Then it doesn't go away two days later when you've sobered up and you know, even though you can't remember what changed any more, that you did something permanent.

Weekends hey?

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hashimoto thyroiditisfag here

this gluten free bakery opened up near me and they sell bagels that don't taste like horse shit, so I made a kielbasa, egg and cheese to celebrate. Cheeses used were a cottswold and a young fontina

>> No.6925369

>>6922283
Cheese that is sliced is not automatically "american"

Indeed, it's obviously not american cheese, since it hasn't melted very much.