What do vegans put on their corn on the cob instead of butter? Having an end of summer BBQ and with a two vegan guests and do not want to leave them out.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:12:55 2015 No.6881966 [Reply] [Original]

What do vegans put on their corn on the cob instead of butter?

Having an end of summer BBQ and with a two vegan guests and do not want to leave them out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:14:57 2015 No.6881978 >>6881966 I'm a meat eater and I usually don't put anything on corn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:15:06 2015 No.6881979 >>6881966 dust, dirt, cardboard etc etc vegans suck yeah yea etc (prob some sort of oil)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:15:06 2015 No.6881981 I can't believe it's not butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:15:34 2015 No.6881983 >>6881966 Go Mexican style and make elotes instead of real mayo and cheese, use the vegan knock off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:16:18 2015 No.6881988 >>6881966 Honestly, I dont think corn really needs butter for any reason other than holding on to salt. I guess they could use margarine though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:22:06 2015 No.6882005 grapeseed oil +non dairy Greek yogurt + Himalayan pink salt mix it together slather it on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:23:38 2015 No.6882011 >>6881966 >What do vegans put on their corn One vegan recipe is to shove it in their boy pussy and cum all over it. They call this "cherry tree corn from heaven" for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:23:44 2015 No.6882013 >>6881966 just loads of jizz that's where they get 85% of their protien

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:25:05 2015 No.6882018 >>6882013 >>6882011 these are actually true

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:27:47 2015 No.6882024 >>6882005 Listen, I've been on this website for a little under a decade and I'm getting sick and tired of shitheads like you posting "LOLTROLLU" replies. Either contribute something useful or don't at all. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:28:07 2015 No.6882027 >>6882011 >>6882013 >shit >cum >vegan Vegetarian perhaps (arguable considering the person could've eaten meat and semen is living and not a plant or fungus), but certainly not vegan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:32:17 2015 No.6882040 >>6882024 You've obviously never tried that then. Why don't you fuck off you fucking cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:41:10 2015 No.6882056 i usually put some earth balance (vegan margarine) and seasoning salt or pepper on it. i'm fairly sure earth balance is available in most stores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:41:46 2015 No.6882058 >>6882040 Nigga salty af

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:43:14 2015 No.6882060 >>6882058 Yeah I am dumb fuck I give a recipe in a sea of LOL CUM posts and I'm the only one your dumb fuck ass insults Go choke on a corncob

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:48:54 2015 No.6882085 >>6882024 That actually is a pretty nice sauce dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:02:54 2015 No.6882138 >>6881966 I have some vegan friends that really like a very fresh top soil.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:10:28 2015 No.6882163

As a vegan for many years now I would say the best way is with nothing added, not even cooked. But this typically calls for good quality corn, which is hard to come by. If you must put something on it you can simply use some sort of vegetable oil, mixed with salt and spices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:17:31 2015 No.6882191 >>6882027 Its plenty vegan if the cob was in your own ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:19:06 2015 No.6882194 >>6882163 I work in ag (with plenty of fresh corn this time of year) and you sir a pretentious faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:20:38 2015 No.6882197 File: 700 KB, 1500x1260, SB_SPR_ORGANIC-DF_13oz 0 33776 01162 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This It's actually OK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:25:47 2015 No.6882219 We do something here called Corn on the Raw. We steam the corn still in the husk and eat it with olive oil and pepper. Corn on the Raw is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:26:22 2015 No.6882223 >>6881983 Vegan cheese is the worst shit imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:26:43 2015 No.6882225 >>6882194 How is any of that pretentious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:29:12 2015 No.6882235 >Eating queer on the cob >Not based bowl of gold kernels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:32:27 2015 No.6882241 >>6882235 >>Eating queer on the cob Fucking really? Why would you call it that? To be edgy? Fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:34:04 2015 No.6882248 >>6881978 Same here. Also no butter on my lobster

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:36:22 2015 No.6882259 File: 94 KB, 775x719, 1435930519472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6882225 "Simple is best" "You just gotta find fresh ingrediants plebs"

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:36:41 2015 No.6882261

Here's the thing, almost every "vegan knock off" version of something animal-based that I've had has been fucking awful.

I suggest you ask them, as it might turn out they like it plain, or can suggest something.

Also, vegan mayonnaise is infinitely better than regular mayonnaise. It tastes better somehow, and isn't as bad for you. I couldn't fucking believe it when I tried it either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:40:29 2015 No.6882269 margarine cold olive oil with spices in it nothing at all some other sort of cream or sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:42:06 2015 No.6882272 >>6882197 it doesn't say it's vegan there's not a vegan logo in it therefore it isn't vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:43:16 2015 No.6882276 Cayenne. Lime juice. Maybe chili powder. Salt and pepper. Fake butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:45:31 2015 No.6882284 >>6882259 I understand that's a common stereotype, but that wasn't my view point at all. For corn, I prefer it to be raw, but because it can be difficult to get good quality corn, especially after it's been heavily picked through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:00:18 2015 No.6882326 >>6882219 you eat the husk and all? vegans are cray cray

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:28:05 2015 No.6882406

I've been vegan for years, and all my vegan friends and I have different tastes in things, so I'd ask the person/people you're making it for. OP confirmed bro-tier for even asking though. Anyway, if you're looking for stuff that might be good to look out for, I'm sure vegan mayonnaise would be good. I like salt, pepper, lime, a little cayenne, simple stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:52:00 2015 No.6882484 holy shit these fucking faggots think that putting butter on corn makes them superior. the shit posting in this thread is off the charts. sweet corn by itself is delicious raw and cooked. anybody that says corn needs butter is a disgusting nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:56:00 2015 No.6882496 Not a vegan, but I imagine olive oil with some sea salt sprinkled on top would taste good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:59:52 2015 No.6882504 >>6882197 Meanwhile at Muh Organiks Co-Op >Hey Joe, you think we have enough buzzwords? >I dunno, Bob, go ask the manager >Yo, Starchild, we got enough buzzwords? >No, we need more!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:49:07 2015 No.6882611 File: 97 KB, 680x695, ruth-buzzi-laugh-in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6882504 Why cant they write "gluten free" on the label? I love to buy products that say that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:55:22 2015 No.6882632 >>6881978 This. I put nothing on corn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:58:44 2015 No.6882641 >>6881966 salt, a bit of pepper. cut a lemon in half, apply salt and pepper to the cut open side, and rub it on the corn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:17:36 2015 No.6883442 >>6882641 >lemon you have got to be kidding

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:20:32 2015 No.6883446 >>6882406 >i've been vegan for years JESUS CHRIST NO ONE FUCKING CARES. I'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR YEARS LOOK HOW GREAT I AM, GUYS LOOK AT ME AM I BETTER THAN YOU YET? DO MY CHOICES IN LIFE IMPRESS YOU?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:23:41 2015 No.6883456 File: 47 KB, 308x337, 1308393277649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6883446

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:24:18 2015 No.6883458 >>6882197 so is it margarine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:24:19 2015 No.6883459 vegetable spread faux butter...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:26:40 2015 No.6883470 >>6881966 Margarine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:27:04 2015 No.6883471 >>6881966 Tears of impotent rage. They'll bring their own though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:30:09 2015 No.6883477 >>6883458 Yes, but most margarines contain whey, vegan ones don't. I still use regular margarine (Olivina) even though it has a little whey in it, at least it's not butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:31:55 2015 No.6883485 just grill a bunch of vegetables with some pesto like sauce also mushrooms, they're gr8 and everyone loves them. don't try to find vegan versions of anything, you'll fuck it up. or just ask them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:33:48 2015 No.6883487 >>6883485 So you are saying there is no good vegan version of corn on the cob?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:34:42 2015 No.6883488 >>6883487 that's what Im saying fam

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 10:45:17 2015 No.6883503 File: 202 KB, 717x880, 1419908586705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6883446

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:02:04 2015 No.6883529 >>6883503 nice meme, reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:03:13 2015 No.6883531 make sure they're gluten and gmo free OP

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:07:25 2015 No.6883539
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you take some margarine and mix it with tomato paste (the stuff that comes in a tube), garlic and salt. just use a fork and stir it until smooth. let it sit for a couple of hours, then serve them instead of butter.
voilá, tomato butter. I'm not a vegan and make this shit all the time for BBQ's. people like it, no matter what they put it on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:36:15 2015 No.6883594 >>6883539 >voilá Around here we say Wa La! Lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:47:18 2015 No.6883623 >>6882011 I would check with the individuals involved before you follow this recipe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:34:30 2015 No.6883895 >>6883594 >wa la but that's not even how it is pronounced

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:45:05 2015 No.6883927 >>6883895 Thats how we say it, spell , and pronounce it here on the /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:05:08 2015 No.6883995 >>6883927 only meme aspies have that tendency. It can be voilá if you are from the french belgium side of the world. If you're a merry cunt you could get away with Wa La.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:09:46 2015 No.6884011 That picture excites me sexually. Look at the cum dripping from that goddess's mouth. God I want to go home and watch a big fat nigger fuck my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:19:34 2015 No.6884381 >>6881966 Chili (sweet or hot doesn't matter)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:21:47 2015 No.6884386 >>6882024 WAITER MY PASTA'S STALE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:25:25 2015 No.6884404 you could ask your vegan friends what they like on their corn, and then supply that for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:26:09 2015 No.6884406 >>6884011 The "I'm a cuck, look how pathetic I am" may-may got real old real quick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:29:17 2015 No.6884418 File: 63 KB, 550x787, OG MGTOW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6884406 The funny part is that though is a meme right now, western men have been actually cucked for decades. That is why it stings so much anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:33:31 2015 No.6884434 >>6884418 Yea, ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:05:48 2015 No.6884885 >>6884434 What? Why would a mod delete a photo of Dick Prenoke?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:14:51 2015 No.6884917 >>6882259 it's true. enjoy covering up your shit with more shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:15:54 2015 No.6884921 >>6882632 bruh. put butter and pepper on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:41:11 2015 No.6884992 >>6881966 I just put a little salt on mine.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Tue Sep 15 20:48:06 2015 No.6885020 >>6881966 not going to read the thread Lime & salt how did I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:01:32 2015 No.6885070 >>6881966 spit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:07:31 2015 No.6885080 >>6881966 Who cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:08:29 2015 No.6885083 >>6885080 Looks like about 48 people care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:21:41 2015 No.6885115 >>6881966 There are plenty of vegan margarines out there

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:09:27 2015 No.6885234

>>6881966
Coconut oil, just spread it on when it's in its hardened state and it should mimic the effect of butter and be as tasty or moreso.

But tbh corn doesn't need anything on it but salt, and maybe a little bit of pepper; I even like it plain. Though I am partial to occasionally making a compound butter with lime zest, chili powder, cilantro, and cumin. Bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:43:11 2015 No.6885325 >>6882024 that's actually a legit sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:32:19 2015 No.6885728 A little oil usually works. In fact, you can substitute oil for butter in most any recipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:45:07 2015 No.6885908 >>6881966 Margarine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:49:13 2015 No.6886212 >>6883442 try it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 07:15:07 2015 No.6886240 Toasted sesame oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:07:16 2015 No.6886304 >>6881966 I had the same problem as you but with a lactose intolerant guy. Made a mix of lime zest and juice with chilli and olive oil. Worked quite well

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:18:22 2015 No.6886316 >>6884011 Really takes you back to the good old days when you could watch your father stealing your mother from you, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 15:25:29 2015 No.6887569 Not a vegan, but I've never actually put butter on my corn. Not really something people do around here. Just salt. Is butter really that important of a part?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 15:29:45 2015 No.6887586 earth balance whipped butter

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 00:12:11 2015 No.6889205 >>6887569 Dude butter on corn , artichokes , or crab/lobster is fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 06:35:15 2015 No.6889968 >>6881966 Just don't give them anything. We all know that vegans feed of attention so they won't starve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 16:16:29 2015 No.6891504 >>6881966 you don't need anything on corn...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:05:40 2015 No.6893295 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:39:24 2015 No.6893400 I put salt on corn

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