/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6877169

Ramen in pantry.

What it's there for.

I bust open my cupboard full of canned food.
>spam
>cornedbeef
>tuna

>>6877169
>>6877172
>>6877178
Behold the levels of jack shit

>>6877169
Throw everything I have into a mix of eggs and make an omelette.

>>6877183
>ever running out of instant ramen/canned shit
Unless you go out of your way to eat them, they should last you until their best before date.

Either ramen or go to the store because I'm not a lazy faggot who can't stand walking half a mile to get food

>>6877223
What is the most common thing you buy when you buy food and what kind of meal do you prepare?

>>6877169

Eggs and refried beans.

>>6877227
Usually chicken and rice because its simple
Recently I bought ground beef and made chili because I wanted something different

>>6877169
Seriously, rice and beans with whatever vegetables I can scrape together.

Cornedbeef hash fried, and if I have it, topped with a little bit of A1 and some tobasco.

>>6877169
Fried rice with whatever meat and veggies I have, some eggs too

A small portion of jack shit?

>>6877815
>whatever meat and veggies I have, some eggs too
I wouldn't call that jack shit.

Bean soup. I always have some bean cans, heat some oil, fry onion and garlic, add canned tomato paste, salt pepper chili powder and beans. Then add any other canned vegetables you have. Maybe I eat it in a tortilla if I happen to scrape one that was hidden at the bottom of the fridge.

>not buying infinity campbells chunkys when it goes on sale for 3/$5

I have literally eaten roadkill.

Chili Con Badger, to be precise.

Skinned it and inspected it's brain and liver for parasites, then my buddy cooked it up in a chili.

We figured a long cooking time would be adviseable, being as we were eating game.

It was a fairly mature animal, so the meat was gamey and muttony, I've spoken to other folks who've eaten badger and they say a yearling is the best.

>>6877983
I assume you were the one who ran it over, otherwise you're just asking for parasites no matter how long you cook it.

>>6877169
Usually okonomiyaki, I always have flour and eggs and to make it bare minimum you need chopped up cabbage.

spaghetti puttanesca

>>6877989
Nah, my mate found it lying by the roadside still twitching with a broken back.

he chucked it on the back of his bike and drove it up to mine at two AM and we cleaned and dressed the fella on the spot.

I've got loads of pictures of the dissection, here's one of the less grisly ones..

>>6877996
How do you cook this shit? It looks good but the recipe I've seen asked for lot of things and something called "yam" which I have no clue what it actually is.

>>6877983

>>6878013
I'm going to choose to interpret that as "More pictures please"

>>6878020

>>6877169
Myself

>>6878009
Yeah I mostly meant hopefully you saw it get killed and knew it was fresh so you could clean it and cook/store it before the parasites and bacteria set in.

>>6878009
Jesus christ the hair. The hair!

>>6878010
yams are another term for sweet potato

Here's a very simple recipe, really you can just make it with cabbage, scallions, eggs, flour, and water.
http://norecipes.com/recipe/okonomiyaki-recipe/

>>6878026
Sorry Sailor Mars, Maybe I'd stop for Sailor Uranus.

Incidentally, I snuck into my brother's room with the deboned sock of one of it's forelegs and slapped him with the wet end.

Didn't get to photograph that as I was busy running away.

>>6878033
Aye, it was certainly a recent kill, I'm not quite mad enough to eat old roadkill.

Once the flies settle in it's for the birds, as far as I'm concerned.

>>6877983
>>6878009

I don't even know anymore...

>>6878026

>>6878055
Well keep us posted if you get violently ill

>>6878060
nah i just dont have a big collection of images anymore

>>6878071
We're talkin' two years ago now.

Thing is, folks are too squeamish about meat.

Your fairly recent ancestors survived eating things in similar conditions.

What's more, we're now clued in enough to know to cook the parasites out thoroughly.

Basically nothing will survive it's host being made into chili and slow-cooked for a few hours.

>>6878090
But why would you do that now?

>>6878138
Free meat, duh.

That and I consider myself a culinary adventurer.

I'll eat anything once on the off chance it's good.

>>6878149
One last picture: we managed to get the torso hide off fairly intact, but since neither of us had much prior experience the legs were a bit too fiddly to flay whole.

My buddy salted it and kept it for a while til it went mouldy.

A shame he didn't tan it properly and make it into a hat, the pelt was quite fine.

>this thread
fucking hicks jesus christ

Alcohol and self pity

>>6878194
Nowt wrong with being a little more directly involved in your food I reckon.

Besides, we had some beers and some fun, and got fed for free outta the equasion, which, when you're a poor fella is the best thing in the world.

>>6878009
Eating roadkill has always interested me
What else have you eaten that most consider odd?

>>6878222
Not a lot besides worms in the playground as a kid, though I'm always on the lookout for a good carcass to scavenge.

Being in England there's not that much wildlife worth eating: I'm on the lookout for deer though.

I'm considering taking a crack at Freeganism soon too, so I'll raid a few dumpsters one night and make a thread about what I can make from my takings.

I'm always up for free food: it's something of a reprieve from being entirely cash dependant: if you can eat for free, or practically free you can use your money for other shit.

One piece of advice I can proffer is try not to puncture the intestinal sack, or the waste left in it's innards can taint the meat.

>>6878235
That's why i haven't tried road kill i'm not much of a butcher
Cajuns in Louisiana eat all types of crazy shit at first out of necessity now it's just part of their culture. I want to go down there and try some nutria rat stew it actually looks delicious
Couldn't find any pics though

>>6878009
i've eaten plenty of interesting meats. Elk, bison, ostrich, rabbit. I would rather eat quinoa or something than eat this shit ever. You are a brave man

>>6878090

Our fairly recent ancestors died at 30. I'm so sick of this naturalist mindset.

>>6878382
the charts are drastically skewed because of infant mortality rates. Plenty of people lived to their 70s and 80s. I agree with your latter point though. 'muh ancestors' is no good reason.

I'll eat some pickles, or a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter.

>>6878341
I'd eat that, tbh.

Wouldn't mind taking a trip over to Cajun country to chow down on some gators and random swamp critters.

>>6878392
My point was more that it didn't kill 'em, so it's not gonna kill us.

Eggs. I always have spices so a shakshuka or disco fry egg is great depending on whether I have tomatoes or not. If I don't have bread I'll make rotis.

I always keep bags of rice and pasta for this shit, if not then i have tins. If i have bread i usually throw whatever i can, or literally just toast the bread and spread fucking sauce over it.

>>6878469
I like pickles but they barely have any calories so I never buy them.

>>6877169
I just scrounge up some cash and make a massive amount of stew with whatever meat I have available.

>>6877965
Got some today at krogers for .99 each damn good deal

this is what sleeves of ramen and massive bags of rice are for. I usually have mostly empty bags of frozen veg in the freezer and either sauce or stock powder in the back of the cupboard. and there's dried spices. So simple ramen or something made from rice.

there's also soup in my freezer right now, last few times I made soup i froze a serve just in case I got super broke or lazy. tomato lentil soup.

>>6878009

>>6878149
i have the same mindset

>>6877169
tomato sauce and noodles
if you got it add butter, salt and pepper

>>6877169
I start combining random things of food that I usually wouldn't.

Rice with beans, split pea soup, eggs, etc. If I don't make a sandwich it's rice and something else.

Ramen sandwich

>>6877169
Boiled eggs

>>6877231
this

Bro, that's a skunk.

Today is one of those days and I'm baking corn bread. That has been our emergency meal for the past several months. They're like a quarter a box.

>>6878341
>>6879270
>mfw people really think Louisianians eat roadkill

I am from "Cajun country" and my father is as country as they come. The worst he's eaten was maybe rabbit, but he didn't eat anything he didn't buy or hunt. Idk if you guys think deer is weird, but it's the least odd of all "odd meats" and tastes really good.

Fried egg and onion sandwich

>>6877169

half-boiled eggs with buttery toast and cacao.

Reminds me of my childhood.

>>6877169
I send the servant out to the local butchery for fresh pheasant, my good sir!

>>6878009
Now I'm curious about the grisly ones

My roommate and I always have black beans, brown rice, olive oil, and spices on hand, so we can get a sauce-less rice and bean stir-fry going.

>>6877169
Usually I go out and buy groceries.

I've always got a couple of cans of tuna in the cupboard for emergency tuna&rice.

>>6878009

I go grocery shopping, because I'm not poor.