cooking cringe thread >inb4 ja/ck/ shill that nigga is the endless fountain of cringe

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Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:00:22 2015 No.6861378 [Reply] [Original]

cooking cringe thread

>inb4 ja/ck/ shill

that nigga is the endless fountain of cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:01:38 2015 No.6861383 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, cucksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:13:37 2015 No.6861432 >>6861378 What's wrong with the cheese and olive oil bread? (3rd from top on right) I assume it's supposed to be baked. Sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:20:11 2015 No.6861457 Anyone have that that video of the guy serving ice cream on a whisk at a cooking show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:24:48 2015 No.6861472 >>6861432 I haven't seen the video, but from the looks of it, it's like pepper jack deli slices instead of a better tasting cheese Even if I were to use pepper jack, I'd use the shredded kind because it'd be easier to distribute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:25:48 2015 No.6861478 >>6861472 Also, I wouldn't drown the bread in olive oil, I'd maybe try and brush it on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:50:30 2015 No.6861561 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, slicing fingers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:19:54 2015 No.6861650 >>6861561 [internal screaming]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:23:40 2015 No.6861658 >>6861378 So is the salsa just kirland bought? Or does he actually sell it like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:27:34 2015 No.6861977 >>6861378 Can I get a source on all those videos? I haven't found them all yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:34:38 2015 No.6861991 >>6861378 >cooking cringe thread Scroll to the bottom of this page. Click "catalog." Almost everything there is cringe-worthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:35:54 2015 No.6861994 >>6861991 >this page >>>/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:05:38 2015 No.6862490 >>6861561 i crie evri taem

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:15:28 2015 No.6862494 >>6861561 That was painful to watch.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:16:26 2015 No.6862495

>>6861561
holy fuck how does this dumb bitch have a cooking show.

Shit like this is one of the reason I hate the Food Network. First of all because they rarely have shows anymore than just teach you to cook, it's all stupid reality tv-tier bullshit. But the second reason is that some of the "chefs" they have on these shows lack proper fundamentals. I was watching some idiot on there once holding the knife like a sword and just hacking the shit up instead of slicing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:17:39 2015 No.6862497 >>6861561 how can some people get through life being so stupid? is it just blind luck? that can't be real..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:23:11 2015 No.6862504 >>6861561 not only was that painful to watch, but that bitch has no idea how to cut an onion. Most of her cuts didn't even go all the way through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:36:44 2015 No.6862526 >>6862504 >she doesn't know how to cut an onion wait, really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:49:46 2015 No.6862540 >>6862504 >that bitch has no idea how to cut an onion The onion looks pretty cut to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:50:58 2015 No.6862541 >>6862495 it's youtube you stupid faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:17:57 2015 No.6862578 File: 113 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_raped_face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6861378 Wut r u implying, m9?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:20:53 2015 No.6862760 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, 10749 - Copy - Copy (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6862578 JUST SOAK MY ONIONS IN BUTTER FAM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:35:41 2015 No.6862950 >>6861432 It's butter, not olive oil. And he put maybe a kilo of cheese in there before pouring all that butter on top like it was necessary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:38:16 2015 No.6862953 >>6862950 And he only heated it enough to melt the cheese, didn't brown it much at all...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:38:43 2015 No.6862955 >>6862497 >is it just blind luck? It's called being a woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:40:17 2015 No.6862963 File: 58 KB, 1024x580, 79a2737a03d4a1be669c619b77c77548754bb9ee23a0c00c53d7547c70afaf21_large[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6862760 >FAM Reminded me of this cringe lord

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:40:21 2015 No.6862964 >>6861658 It's not his but the brand is called Jack's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:43:14 2015 No.6862971 >>6861378 I'm just waiting for the stickied rip jack thread. Guy's gonna die of a fucking heart attack any year now.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:56:49 2015 No.6863019
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>>6862971
He already had a stroke a few years ago. Actually that brings up an important question, which of the fat fu/ck/s will go first: Ja/ck/, Joey, or Sara?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:12:22 2015 No.6863078 File: 1.56 MB, 1358x781, 2013-07-09-Screenshot20130709at4.38.34PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863019 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:15:07 2015 No.6863094 >>6863019 Reviewbrah

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:16:55 2015 No.6863099 >>6861561 Whrn i realize that a lot of people dont know who marie is and im too old for this shit Welp fuck off /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:17:03 2015 No.6863100 >>6861561 is that a butter knife

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:17:29 2015 No.6863102 >>6863078 I love how its slowly spreading up through california like a cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:17:42 2015 No.6863103 >>6861561 Daily reminder that the oil is where the real flavor comes from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:23:05 2015 No.6863115 >>6863099 she's been known on /ck/ for like a maximum of two years you child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:27:57 2015 No.6863127 >>6863100 It is. A chefs knife is dangerous so you better use a dull knife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:32:56 2015 No.6863137 >>6863103 canola oil is rich in flavour

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:24:01 2015 No.6863718 File: 223 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cu-ck-_slaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New cu/ck/ing with Ja/ck/ >hey guys remember that time I was humiliated on national television

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:34:19 2015 No.6863752 >>6861561 nice tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:37:27 2015 No.6863763 >>6862963 whats a quesalupa? taco bell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:42:03 2015 No.6863782 >>6862494 For you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:09:57 2015 No.6863858 File: 184 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cu-ck-_slaw2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863718 Can't stop the Cu/ck/ King from cu/ck/ing up some slaw eggs

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:13:25 2015 No.6863870
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>>6863718
>>6863858
Wait did this fat piece of garbage just show everyone how to pull the yolks out of boiled eggs and mix it with a premade slaw from a jar and put them back in the egg whites?

I hate jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:16:00 2015 No.6863881 >>6863870 He added chilipowder and thyme on them as well you ignorant hater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:17:33 2015 No.6863888 >>6863881 Oh thank fuck he did that, otherwise I might have lost my shit. Seriously how does he have so many positive comments on his videos? Does he just delete all the ones calling him a fat fuck and telling him to kill himself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:19:57 2015 No.6863897 can I find the episode he's in somewhere?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:25:14 2015 No.6863913

His Cu/ck/ on the Go episodes are the most cringey because you get to see Jack just fuck up social situations with his unique brand of faggotry. His Disney videos are so bad I can't believe he even released them. They even have mostly dislikes on Youtube despite his stupid audience usually giving him positive feedback.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:29:59 2015 No.6863929 Everything he makes seem to be so liquidy

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:31:10 2015 No.6863932

>>6863913
hah I remember the disney one where he awkwardly shits all over some russian tourist in a candy shop. then him and his ham wife walk outside to find a place to eat dinner and she immediately wants to eat at the restaurant RIGHT next to her, a fucking burger king. Ja/ck/ is like, nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:31:57 2015 No.6863933 >>6863929 You mean JUICY and BEAUTIFUL. But honestly I think it has a bit to do with his lighting and maybe he just sweats into it or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:44:33 2015 No.6863968 File: 123 KB, 600x454, m0moqv-b78926438z.120120309092821000g1415vtk1.2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, just image search jack scalfani. Why did he even take these pictures?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:44:41 2015 No.6863970 These threads are all exactly the same content

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:45:18 2015 No.6863973 >>6861383 I'm laughing so fucking hard anon I'm basically dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:47:01 2015 No.6863975 >>6863970 Rip /Joey/ Joey was going to take us to space

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:47:48 2015 No.6863978 >>6863968 no one cared who he was until he put on the apron

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:48:44 2015 No.6863981 >>6861383 what's the block of white shit and why would you put salsa on it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:49:50 2015 No.6863983 >>6863978 he was probably just a fat loser with a day job now he does what he loves and makes a fortune off his videos and sauces

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:50:56 2015 No.6863984 >>6863970 It's still better than multiple threads about taco bell, pizza hut, jet's, guy fieri, and other bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:52:14 2015 No.6863986 File: 72 KB, 230x238, 1374003096703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863019 >The scale starts at 11.5% - 26.2% >maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:52:35 2015 No.6863987 >>6863983 >was just a fat loser He still is just a fat loser. He's actually fatter now after P90X. Yeah that's right, that's his post-P90X body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:52:56 2015 No.6863988 >>6863981 its cream cheese i think he mixes the stuff to create dip for his nachos or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:54:52 2015 No.6863991 >>6863988 fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:56:58 2015 No.6863996 >>6863991 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4 it starts at 13:15 , you should watch it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:07:21 2015 No.6864037 >>6863763 quesadilla + chalupa i guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:14:44 2015 No.6864057 >>6863115 Yah so there are a lot of people that havent been here for that long. Im willing to bet a lot of people dont know who progun or sceak is but not know marie is more significant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:22:04 2015 No.6864075 >>6863983 tfw jack makes 6-9k a month

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:38:10 2015 No.6864137 File: 10 KB, 200x200, 1414610950021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6864075 >tfw jack will die in a few years at worst he's like the walter white of cooking, selling his soul to keep his family well off

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:50:55 2015 No.6864183 >>6863996 >cook chicken until it's ready >out cheese in a tortilla >eat nachos with cheese and salsa Am I missing something? I skipped through on mute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:52:19 2015 No.6864185 So how does Jack end up with raw chicken if he always uses thermometers to measure the internal temperature?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:53:09 2015 No.6864187 >>6864183 what are you looking for? >>6864185 he just likes his chicken medium as long as it's not bloody just microwave it for 3 minutes if it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:19:57 2015 No.6864284 >>6864075 Wut. Citation please

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:43:23 2015 No.6864371 >>6864284 he says it in the texas investors show basically >texas dudes want 10% of this yt >he says he needs the 10k to keep his family afloat thats it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:21:14 2015 No.6864482 >>6864371 I think he must have been lying, there is no way that stupid fuck is making anywhere near 100k from youtube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:35:34 2015 No.6864532 >>6864187 It's meant to be a cooking show. Is his next video going to consist of pouring stuff on to a plate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:43:25 2015 No.6864550 Father Leo https://youtu.be/77Bhn0h4fZ8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:07:14 2015 No.6864622 >>6863983 Yeah, he's a big guy

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:32:47 2015 No.6864697
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>>6863019
Sara is a goner in my heart. Joey will be next. and Ja/ck/ won't make 2030.
The big undertaker here is the cerbral-palsy-hot-pancake-flippin-semon-demon. She could easily show up in feels thread in 5-10 years. Those things don't live much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:23:13 2015 No.6865039 >>6864697 god she gives me such a case of the HNNNG's

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:26:03 2015 No.6865049 >>6864697 2030 is pretty generous, i say the king of cu/ck/ will fall in 2018

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:28:43 2015 No.6865053 >>6864697 Who is this semen demon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:31:57 2015 No.6865057 >>6865053 >>6864697 Who is this ballsy palsy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:33:47 2015 No.6865063 whatever happened to progun lol and masaokis

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:37:39 2015 No.6865076 File: 89 KB, 880x710, kingjack_bestkicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6865063 Cu/ck/ed by the King

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:46:10 2015 No.6865101 >>6864137 Except Walter white could actually cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:20:07 2015 No.6865170 >>6865049 As much as I make fun of Ja/ck/ I don't actually relish his death. I wish he would at least fix his shit so he isn't diabetic... that is a slow and ultimately painful way to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:21:51 2015 No.6865173 File: 1.26 MB, 1175x666, foamingatthemouth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the thought of mcdonalds breakfast literally makes joey foam from his mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:46:42 2015 No.6865385 >>6864622 4U

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:49:11 2015 No.6865390 File: 2.74 MB, 400x400, banelifts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863987 mfw i always knew p90x is a scam and a pyramid scheme

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:50:12 2015 No.6865391 >>6865173 that's candidosis

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:37:39 2015 No.6865454 File: 40 KB, 500x540, 1435509636489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6865057 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:48:01 2015 No.6865569 File: 503 KB, 500x889, 20150808_185217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't remember why I ever took this picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 07:05:19 2015 No.6865742 >>6864697 That's Charisse living with cerebral palsy. Here's her channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 07:22:45 2015 No.6865774 File: 300 KB, 403x426, Screen Shot 2015-09-10 at 7.19.41 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the obsession with Cooking with Jack Jack on the Go is far cringier

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:30:33 2015 No.6866175 File: 56 KB, 640x625, 1432016058911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863984 You do NOT talk shit about papa Fieri

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:24:17 2015 No.6866908 >>6865774 Yup, I've been noticing that too. It also really showcases the relationship between him and his wife and it's so fucking obvious that he is a cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:29:30 2015 No.6866922 >>6865390 >that neck jerking Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:41:21 2015 No.6866951 >>6863988 "mix" is a strong word here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:58:14 2015 No.6866999 >>6865774 Why is Jack always so amazed by the most trivial shit? In that video he finds out the place has an upstairs with a patio and acts like he is a toddler seeing a set of plastic keys for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:09:57 2015 No.6867047 File: 129 KB, 500x636, 1437093332170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863718 >>6863968 >>6865076 >>6865774 I'm new here. Who is this retard and in what way was he humiliated on national television?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:27:30 2015 No.6867104 >>6867047 He tried to drop a load of his hot man sauce on three dudes from Texas, who were hugely offended by his faggotry so they cucked his ass until he let loose the flood gates of sissy tears

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:37:32 2015 No.6867142 >>6861378 When I saw that bitch pouring milk in those nachos I literally went blind with fury. Yeah I'm a spic. That's like harram to us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:46:40 2015 No.6867165 File: 1.71 MB, 1366x768, bothed grill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6867104 >>6867047 >>6866999 >>6866951 >>6866908 >>6865774 Do you think his retarded neighboor cucked him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKfPI3VIWps

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:50:53 2015 No.6867173 >>6867165 His neighbor's wife is more attractive than Ja/ck/'s so probably not. Also his neighbor isn't black enough for Ja/ck/'s she-pig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:00:09 2015 No.6867212 >>6867165 >My Wife Rocks kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:09:40 2015 No.6867238 >>6867165 Is Harry an alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:22:21 2015 No.6867272 >>6867238 He doesn't look like one, he's just having an existentialist crisis. >who am I? >why the fuck is jack talking to me? >who is jack? >why does my shirt says my wife rocks? >why did japanese bombed pearl harbor? >who the fuck is jordan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:49:12 2015 No.6867354 does anyone have a link to the show jack was on, I've been searching but don't even know what it's called

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:52:29 2015 No.6867363 >>6867354 It's call king cuck get triple teamed in Texas, river of tears edition.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:53:13 2015 No.6867369 File: 1.18 MB, 1280x997, black.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863019 Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:54:23 2015 No.6867374 >>6867354 It's called West Texas Investors Club. King Ja/ck/ was on episode 2 I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:55:52 2015 No.6867382 >>6867354 If you're in USA you can check it for free, I just proxied it. http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:11:12 2015 No.6867423 A new one for you pa/ck/is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=31&v=Wit-BIolQCk I just puked my supper. >That leprosy >That goat

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:22:29 2015 No.6867461 >>6867369 It's not even just blacks, but primarily low-income, black women. http://stateofobesity.org/disparities/blacks/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:28:41 2015 No.6867480 >>6867423 I don't see anything wrong with this. Guy seems 10/10 would drink whiskey and get rowdy with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:47:25 2015 No.6867555 https://youtu.be/aECRJwBS9eM?t=4m43s

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:56:24 2015 No.6867582 >>6867369 That explains Jack's move to Tennessee I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 19:01:53 2015 No.6867599 File: 120 KB, 1252x1252, tow1EjOh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6867165 Harry, youre the liquor!

>>	ilken Thu Sep 10 19:08:21 2015 No.6867623 File: 468 KB, 3264x2448, steak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6861378

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 19:13:40 2015 No.6867641 >>6867104 Can you stop speaking in fucking memes for five seconds and explain what you attempted to say?

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 19:27:25 2015 No.6867696
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>>6867641
King Ja/ck/ attempted to bamboozle three wealthy rednecks in West Texas by offering them 20% ownership of his sauce company for 300k USD. Needless to say they refused his offer but not before forcing him to barbecue for 100 people in a competition with a local pitmaster to see if his sauce and food is any good. Ja/ck/ being the bumbling, incompetent shitsack that he is could not barbecue to save his life, so the investors actually did it for him while he chatted up the women like a bonafide cu/ck/. Hours later they judged their barbecue with the judges coming to a tie for TV dramatic effect and the tie-breaker coming from audience scores which heavily favored the local pitmaster.

Ja/ck/ went back to the studio only for the investors to promptly call him out on his bullshit and tell him that he only came on the show to advertise himself and not because he cares about the sauces. They had seen through his elaborate ruse and Ja/ck/ began to cry like a blubbering hungry-hungry hippo. After his dramatic speech where he claimed to love giving away sauce to homeless people or something, the investors offered to invest in his youtube show but Ja/ck/ refused because he is a complete and utter idiot. Then they called him Jack Scalfatty and he left. They made one more fat joke after that but I can't remember. So ends the greatest humiliation I've seen on one of these kind of shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 19:33:56 2015 No.6867715 File: 1.46 MB, 217x217, 1424077751854.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6867696 >giving his sauce to homeless

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:03:59 2015 No.6867834 >>6867165 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd92CmCvLUk Harrys daughter is pretty qt

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:13:09 2015 No.6867871 >>6866999 It infuriates me too That and the idiotic banter with his church friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 01:57:46 2015 No.6869062 >>6867871 Man his church friends creep me out whenever they do their ritual of prayer before eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 02:08:38 2015 No.6869089 Anyone have the facebook/instagram cringes? The tags make it even funnier

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 02:14:01 2015 No.6869095 >>6863094 I wish

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 03:32:03 2015 No.6869267 >>6867834 Jack Jr must be hitting that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:05:36 2015 No.6869371 >>6869267 Considering he and his family are retarded hyper christians he probably hasn't even realized he is gay yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:47:01 2015 No.6870099 File: 865 KB, 641x598, kingjack_fight_me_irl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The King is comin' for ya

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:48:11 2015 No.6870102 >>6861378 Marie has a serious challenger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIV1aXiGueg

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 14:52:50 2015 No.6870626 File: 935 KB, 245x206, pat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870102

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 14:57:41 2015 No.6870644 >>6869267 He obviously is. Jack Jr is incredibly high test and they always flirt whenever they're in a video together

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:13:35 2015 No.6870704 >>6870644 >fatass manlet >high test Pick one

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:35:19 2015 No.6870776 How can these people eat with Jack shoving his goddamn camera in their face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 15:51:58 2015 No.6870830 >>6863996 Everything he makes in that video is revolting.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:01:26 2015 No.6870845

>>6870776
This. Can you imagine eating with Jack directing and filming you and constantly asking questions?

>dude are you going try it?
>try it dude
>WOW
>how is it?
>is it good?
>REALLY!?!?!
>i can't believe it
>is it spicy?
>REALLY!?!?
>is it crunchy?
>beautiful
>here now film me

All of that for one bite of food. I want someone to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop filming on video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 16:13:15 2015 No.6870885 File: 38 KB, 702x336, voorhees2-702x336[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870845 I want someone to perform a Mortal Kombat X fatality on Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 17:00:03 2015 No.6871031 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, cucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6861378 I hate him https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=442&v=5s0_OTHdAnA

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 17:29:47 2015 No.6871118 >>6871031 >2015 >being shaped like a meatball >wearing 2XL shirts but still a manlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 17:48:14 2015 No.6871160 >>6867696 What's the show?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:20:42 2015 No.6871251 File: 118 KB, 424x335, 1422233401251[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871160 West Texas Investors Club Season 1 Episode 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:22:48 2015 No.6871259 >>6871251 Holy shit this shit is...wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:27:37 2015 No.6871271 File: 22 KB, 460x322, 2003489707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871251 Thanks. I actually found it mere seconds after asking, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:37:03 2015 No.6871289 File: 879 KB, 720x1280, Kek A doodle doo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6862541

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:37:31 2015 No.6871291 >>6861378 The salsa and cream cheese is pretty good. Mango habanero jelly is better though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:53:54 2015 No.6871329 >>6871251 Wow not only is Ja/ck/ a shit cook, he's also a shit businessman. He seriously values just his sauce company at 1.5 million... that's just delusional, wtf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:59:14 2015 No.6871342 File: 646 KB, 720x1280, humangarbage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863888 He must and your trips confirm it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:04:52 2015 No.6871365 File: 199 KB, 1280x720, joey_oreos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871342

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:08:57 2015 No.6871377 >>6871031 This could have been interesting if Jack didn't keep interrupting the butcher with his stupid commentary or questions. >Asking if Australian New York steak was made out of kangeroo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:20:27 2015 No.6871399 >>6871377 So youre saying the food that you give the cow makes a difference in the steak? NO WAY! sweet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:21:42 2015 No.6871401 >>6863102 California is cancer Miguel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:25:13 2015 No.6871410 >>6863978 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:31:57 2015 No.6871433 >>6870102 >all this shilling >zoom in on the lost crumb >that abrupt mexican incursion at 1:25

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:39:19 2015 No.6871450 >>6870102 yummmo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:49:11 2015 No.6871475 File: 73 KB, 524x468, 1367301558507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870102 >how to make flatbread pizza >start by buying the fucking flatbread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:51:02 2015 No.6871478 File: 45 KB, 340x454, 1307580540378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871433 >that abrupt mexican incursion at 1:25

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:51:18 2015 No.6871480 File: 927 KB, 1241x678, dick grill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 19:51:55 2015 No.6871482

>>6867480
>builds fires outside instead of using a stove
>uses dried goat poop to fuel his hunters stove
>thinks it costs $5 a day to use a real stove
>get your oil at like 4000 degrees
>puffs rice on a hunters stove to save money
>is going to bring the hunters stove INSIDE
>those hand sores
>buzz buzz the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:24:41 2015 No.6871550 >>6871482 Man that's a really cool vid but I think I'll just buy a bowl of rice krispies. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:28:09 2015 No.6871556 >>6870102 theres something off about her voice it sounds like someones holding a gun to her head and making her make the video

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:31:33 2015 No.6871567 >>6871550 >>6871482 >>6867480 GUISES! HE HAS PLAGUE! DON'T YOU SEE IT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:37:46 2015 No.6871580 >>6871556 >MENTION THE RESEALABLE CONTAINER >WHY DO YOU LOVE IT? >THAT'S RIGHT, LATER USE >SHOW THE LOGO Also I only just noticed that the video thumbnail is completely different to the thing she actually makes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:40:48 2015 No.6871589 The KING is BACK baby!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6alcvaa27k

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:41:13 2015 No.6871591 >>6862963 he's black Joey fucking dumb meme tubers tbh

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:57:36 2015 No.6871634 its pretty good imo. goes with tempura shrimp or used as a mayogrid on okonomiyaki

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:59:27 2015 No.6871641 >>6871634 whoops, meant to tag >>6867394

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:03:53 2015 No.6872571 File: 499 KB, 245x240, 1441599390384.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6866999 Ooh, tasty tri-trips there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:25:54 2015 No.6872612 >>6861432 dude that's like 2-3 sticks of butter

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:46:55 2015 No.6872651 >>6871031 Ew why did he come to my city? I hope he's not selling those sauces anywhere I might buy them just to desicrate

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 03:26:43 2015 No.6872734 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 11:17:58 2015 No.6873555 >>6872734 The worst part is when he tears it apart with his fucking fat crab claws for no reason at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 11:42:07 2015 No.6873609 >>6872651 >implying he's not selling sauces to your dad and talking to your mom right now >>6872571 But what about these dubs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 12:02:14 2015 No.6873648 >>6870845 >I want someone to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop filming on video. His other son came pretty close to that in one of the older vids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 12:12:00 2015 No.6873665 >>6861383 >when you're too stupid to shake the tub of pre-made salsa you're shilling on jewtube before pouring it on a white turd Love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 13:58:18 2015 No.6873955 >>6864697 Charisse is my waifu tbh D-do people with cerebral palsy die at an early age? I don't think I could handle this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 15:18:58 2015 No.6874169 >>6872734 >a1

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:25:03 2015 No.6874408 >>6870102 >Always use fresh! >Piles on pre shredded "mozzarella"

Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:46:55 2015 No.6874501
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>>6871377
Oh god I just watched it. I thought he was going to be joking but he was serious. He actually wondered if it was kangaroo. If it's true that ignorance is bliss, Jack must be the happiest motherfucker alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:57:28 2015 No.6874551 >>6873955 Palsy by itself does not shorten lifespan but any other conditions she has might

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 17:43:23 2015 No.6874697 >>6874551 it says she has low tone too, which is probably made worse by the palsy. if that gets worse over time it could cause breathing problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 17:46:23 2015 No.6874707 >>6871480 Why does this guy always put his hands on the table like a gorilla?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 18:20:01 2015 No.6874802 >>6873648 Link? Please

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:53:14 2015 No.6875247 File: 138 KB, 768x1024, 5WWhWqJ[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6874707 He's so fat and round that he can't put his hands on the table like human being.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 22:50:20 2015 No.6875600 >>6873648 Got a link to the video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:14:06 2015 No.6875686 File: 613 KB, 720x1280, simple cuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6861378 Fuck i hate this fat dumb Muppet lipped faggot http://m.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:17:09 2015 No.6875695 >>6875686 Is this from a live stream or something? Does he do them on twitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:46:59 2015 No.6875779 >>6875695 It was a debate him and his brother were having on a video chat and fat retard couldn't process what his brother was saying

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:51:33 2015 No.6875785 >>6867047 He's a youtube """"""""""star"""""""""", and he went on a shark-tank style show to sell his bbq sauce. The investors had him do a cook-off and he let them cook his ribs while he talked about his youtube channel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:53:49 2015 No.6875790 >>6867696 The second fat joke was something along the lines of "he's not easy to miss him"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 23:55:45 2015 No.6875796 File: 102 KB, 426x358, 46750826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6867715 >tfw I actually had to live off nothing but a gallon of The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste for a month or so

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 00:10:33 2015 No.6875847 >>6875796 Explain right now. Also do you have diabetes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 01:34:34 2015 No.6876089 >>6862760 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbishgR2z6c

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 01:50:48 2015 No.6876117 >>6876089 They are damn skinny for all the butter they eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:19:51 2015 No.6876170 >>6871251 That was just cringeworthy, he got destroyed >Nothing I say matters until... >It does to us >Jack stammers and tries to get them to taste it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:23:29 2015 No.6876177 Somebody have the one where the couple is making spaghetti or something and the woman unleashed a massive wet fart and the guy just sort of keeps going?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:25:03 2015 No.6876182 >>6863988 >>6866951 Agreed. He does not mix it (like any normal person would) what you see in webm is exactly how he serves it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:31:30 2015 No.6876194 https://youtu.be/v1vWQewezeg

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 04:33:44 2015 No.6876455 Well this is the first time I've seen this Jack idiot and I can't say I'm happy about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 05:31:15 2015 No.6876539 Saw this on imgur today. The comments section is gold. https://imgur.com/gallery/RtEXXls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 05:44:31 2015 No.6876554 >>6867142 I'm white as snow and even I know it's fucking haram.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 05:50:46 2015 No.6876563 >>6863996 oh god he's the moviebob of cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:21:09 2015 No.6876595 >>6876539 That was originally posted in Reddit and even they thought it was cringeworthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:21:16 2015 No.6876596 File: 187 KB, 853x837, rarestburgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mmmmmh >juicy >beautiful!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:25:23 2015 No.6876603 File: 90 KB, 313x398, 1433609734075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:27:54 2015 No.6876608 >>6876595 Yeah, I see it in cringe threads here all the time. I just found it extra amusing that it was so well received on imgur. I guess that place is worse than Reddit now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:04:54 2015 No.6876680 >>6876603 top cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:09:59 2015 No.6876691 How often does the King Ja/ck/ off? I'd guess it's somewhere between 3 and 4 times a day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:15:28 2015 No.6876699 >>6876691 Depends on if his wife lets him after he's finished prepping the bull

>>	Terrible Person !.fNJV2Jlhw Sun Sep 13 07:17:38 2015 No.6876704 File: 165 KB, 588x350, Screen-Shot-2012-07-01-at-8.13.28-AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6876596 >Raw hamburger

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:47:30 2015 No.6877786 File: 117 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_its_cu-ck-in_raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6876596 >>6876704 >I just like it rare

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:02:24 2015 No.6877819

>>6861561
>Forget that this is /ck/
>Think it's going to be a gore webm from some shitty youtube cooking video
>Cringing the entire time ready to look away with every horrible cut, thinking her fingers are about to come off.
>Literally making noises and shit in anticipation
>Nothing happens

Damn you, fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:26:44 2015 No.6877887 >>6867369 I don't think it's right to just call all of Canada 'Black Persons'.

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:34:02 2015 No.6877912

>>6870845
Holy shit, I just imagined him filming his wife having a gangbang. He would say almost exactly the same things. Maybe not 'Is it crunchy', but the rest is spot on.

I can totally imagine him saying 'Here, now film me' and everyone sharing a look amongst themselves before ignoring him and carrying on like he hadn't said anything.

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:41:42 2015 No.6877927

>>6875686
>>6875695
>>6875779
https://youtu.be/hdVaXElbqI8

In this video, Jack and his brother talk about homosexuality. Jack thinks that being gay is a choice. His brother asks him if he chose to be straight. Jack stares blankly for a few seconds while the gears in his brain speed up and he can process that someone has asked him a question, and he eventually replies "Yeah".

It really would explain a lot if Jack honestly didn't realise that actual straight people just aren't attracted to men and don't need to make a choice to pursue women instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:43:50 2015 No.6877935 >>6876539 Reddit loved that shit so much when it came out that he made several more strips, a website, and eventually released a real life cook book that sold well. http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Comically-Recipes-Youll-Actually/dp/0399164049

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:45:00 2015 No.6877942

>>6877927
Lifestyle is a bit excessive but it like everything affects your personality

I know a guy who watched Sons of anarchy and started listen to the music from the show. Starting wearing leather jackets and bought a motorcycle. Not a lifestyle but liking a TV show changed him just like prefering dick changes you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:13:48 2015 No.6878023 >>6875686 >I didn't go to cooking school, I went to food guy school Oh, it shows Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:45:11 2015 No.6878158 File: 6 KB, 390x470, 1441497929370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870102 >always use fresh

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:57:41 2015 No.6878191 >>6877927 Jack is the gift that keeps on giving >Makes shitty food >Delusions of Grandeur >The investors thing >Now this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:15:30 2015 No.6878229 File: 107 KB, 600x600, 84500385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6861383 dat salsa precum

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:33:48 2015 No.6878287 >>6877786 >raw meat >cheese not even melted How is he even able to eat it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:52:53 2015 No.6878333 >>6878287 He doesn't really show him chew it or swallow, he just cuts the camera after he takes a bite. I assume he spat it out

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:21:39 2015 No.6878396 >>6878333 Jack eats raw chicken, do you really think he spit that out? Also is there any proof on the rumor that he moved across country soley to avoid his son having to take sex education?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:26:49 2015 No.6878416 >>6878396 I think he said it in one of the videos on his brother's channel, but I have no idea which one, and it may not even be in any of them. https://www.youtube.com/user/fasinfrank2012/videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:31:40 2015 No.6878430 File: 26 KB, 265x308, 1409904498051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6867555 jesus christ, when he tries to score it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:48:36 2015 No.6878472 >>6863019 Master race Colorado reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:54:55 2015 No.6878487 >>6863996 Hahahaha holy fuck he tells you not to boil your cream cheese. What in the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:07:32 2015 No.6878526 File: 1.73 MB, 400x225, 1385531796363.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870102 >and don't forget the bacon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:23:15 2015 No.6878573 >>6877819 I did the same thing.

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:28:55 2015 No.6878592

>>6871251
He's not the only cringe, that entire show looks aweful:
>over-the-top accents
>old-timey prospector picks him up at the airport
>the one guy always smoking an unlit cigar
>clubhouse filled with ancient cars parked haphazardly around the building
>gun leaning against a toolcase
>can't show two seconds of footage without cutting to a confessional

Is this what people really watch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:41:19 2015 No.6878617 File: 1.56 MB, 2448x3264, bbq6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6875785 I actually bought this shitty BBQ sauce of his just to try it for /ck/ and let me tell you, it's basically just liquid smoke jell-o.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:44:42 2015 No.6878621 File: 1.18 MB, 1060x704, JackChicken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6878617 But it's so juicy and wet. It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:53:43 2015 No.6878637 File: 34 KB, 414x331, 66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6878621 that will always be gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:54:27 2015 No.6878640 File: 831 KB, 854x480, jacks juicy chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6878621

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:55:02 2015 No.6878642 >>6876117 She seems blessed with the genes that place all excess calories in her tits.

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:29:01 2015 No.6878695
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>>6863996
>it's not a quesadilla because I put butter on the INSIDE
>using a fucking slapchop
>can't be fucked to stir salsa before pouring it
>plugs his own fucking sauces in his videos under the guise of a "commercial"
>"gourmet seasoning"
>most of his ingredients are premade processed foods
Does the fucker even make the sauces that he sells? It doesn't seem like he knows how to cook at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:32:29 2015 No.6878707 File: 499 KB, 1224x1632, bbq4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6878695 They taste like garbage. As if someone shoved a piece of chicken drowning in liquid smoke and god knows what "spices" into your mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:38:45 2015 No.6878722 >>6878707 http://thebestsauces.com/teriyaki-info His "teriyaki sauce" is literally watered-down, sweetened soy sauce with garlic and ginger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:46:21 2015 No.6878738 >>6878722 He doesn't even use fresh garlic nor ginger, as if it's hard to find or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:46:36 2015 No.6878740 File: 188 KB, 960x960, W7LSMsA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6862540 Damn...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:49:33 2015 No.6878748 >>6861561 The audio makes that clip 10x funnier because while she's cutting the onion she's stressing how important it is to be careful with knives

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 22:58:32 2015 No.6879103

>>6867696
thanks for word on this show, I find those kind of men really charming. I love the show.

They were really kind to Jack, aside from the ribbing. Talking about him saying he's personable and seems like a good guy. In reality he seems like a lazy piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 23:00:36 2015 No.6879115 >>6879103 Welcome to /ck/, Tammy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 23:02:36 2015 No.6879125 This guy makes money being absolutely insane and incompetent. It's almost poetic, like the insane Rome Emperors of yore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:44:59 2015 No.6879369 >>6863019 I'm seriously curious: How does Alaska have such a high obesity rate? I never noticed it in all my vacations there. And, as a Texan, how is Texas not higher?

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:50:36 2015 No.6879389

>>6879369
texas probably isn't higher due to population density. we only have a couple of big population centers. everybody else is out in the country and probably working pretty hard.

maybe alaska is just full of barely obese people? like not power scooter obese. i wonder how much the seasonal day/night lengths and cold affect peoples' eating habits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:30:00 2015 No.6879491 >>6876089 "cooking" onions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 03:19:07 2015 No.6879664 File: 197 KB, 294x256, 1437880276277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6876089

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 03:22:35 2015 No.6879671 >>6876539 im confused as to why is his coconut oil liquid at room temp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 03:44:47 2015 No.6879698 >>6863115 Every single day I see her being posted about on the board, I can't believe people still haven't seen this yet. It really baffles me to no end

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 07:36:50 2015 No.6879914 >>6879369 I worked a summer in North West Territories. The answer is natives. White people are generally pretty healthy, thin, and hardworking. The natives are obese blobmonsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 10:43:08 2015 No.6880218 File: 988 KB, 250x250, 1441717200556.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6865390 Le keep calm meme XDXDXD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:02:17 2015 No.6881319 File: 649 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2015-08-11-12-45-01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6878637 Just put it in tbe microwave for a minute fam

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:03:47 2015 No.6881930 >>6878621 The best part of this picture is he can't cook chicken yet bought a Shun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:58:27 2015 No.6883338 File: 268 KB, 419x381, Screen Shot 2015-09-15 at 8.57.19 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870845 DUDE SPICES LMAO On a side note it looks like Jack Jr is starting to pick up some of Jack's mannerisms I thought he was gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:11:22 2015 No.6883354 Check out these Jews https://youtu.be/MKV9UjjP0Nw

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:50:17 2015 No.6883406 >>6864550 I don't mind this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:08:38 2015 No.6883672 >>6883338 Nah he looks like he's still gonna make it. He's thinning out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:37:37 2015 No.6883738 https://youtu.be/fcb8vamjXk4 what's the cuck trying to do this time? food network again? new reality show? or is he applying to star in infomercials? it's obvious he hired that camera crew and it's not for something important

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:25:14 2015 No.6883878 >>6883738 It's a sham like his fake subscribers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:31:54 2015 No.6883890 >>6883738 Seems fake to me. He acts likes there is a ton of people behind the scenes but you only see that one dude. Just the king trying to make himself look more important than he actually is.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:43:51 2015 No.6883924
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>>6883890
>>6883878

what a lying fuck. all of their cheap film equipment is randomly set up and why would they be filming him for a 4 year old product anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:00:55 2015 No.6883970 >>6883672 Nah, Ja/ck/ was thin at one time. He'll become a greater cu/ck/ than the King, just you wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:03:31 2015 No.6883990 >>6883899 I just watched their episode on Thailand. It was the first time I watched their show and I found it quite interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 15:09:06 2015 No.6884205 File: 38 KB, 420x882, 10629779_854319714581051_2288209297566215401_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6883970 >Ja/ck/ was thin at one time Literally when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:33:36 2015 No.6884436 File: 988 KB, 1368x810, big joe eats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /disenfranchisedbroey/ here?

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:57:52 2015 No.6884722
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>>6883738
A new low for Jack. Having his neighbors or church group (and Jack Jr. who I hear) pretend to be a tv crew to seem like a big deal after his recent humiliation on a reality show.

This is now a Garret thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:08:35 2015 No.6884745 >>6883738 Why wouldn't he just cut that part out completely...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:18:53 2015 No.6884766 File: 30 KB, 406x305, salsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Salsa Thread. Favourite recipes and styles. None of that fucking Taco Bell bullshit either, your own or something similar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:20:20 2015 No.6884768 File: 782 KB, 1280x665, Screen shot 2015-09-15 at 11.46.25 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice diseased potato fries. He didn't even cut it out.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:01:40 2015 No.6884869

>>6879389
>>6879914
http://dhss.alaska.gov/dph/Chronic/Documents/Obesity/pubs/2014AlaskaObesityFacts.pdf

Basically blacks, natives, are more obese than whites.

Unsurprisingly, Asians outclass whites again. 12% of Asians are obese compared to 26% whites.

So basically everyone is a lazy tard except asians, kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:12:34 2015 No.6884911 >>6871031 God, I want to slit his throat, cut his eyes and tongue out, take all his teeth out with pliers, cut off his fingertips, set him on fire, and send his charred corpse to the bottom of the Hudson in an oil drum full of quick-dry cement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:39:18 2015 No.6885148 >>6884205 When he was a teenager like his still fat son is now. Ja/ck/ and his brother talked about how they used to both be thin but his brother is still trim and Ja/ck/ ballooned up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:46:00 2015 No.6885172 >>6871031 That fucking retard thinks a lot of fat marbling in a steak is bad triggered right now tbh fam

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:52:27 2015 No.6885192 >>6885148 but Jack Jr. is too high test to be fat, he's probably just bulking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:56:42 2015 No.6885206 >>6866922 >wahhhh Kill yourself, beta cuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:26:15 2015 No.6885274 >>6878640 source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:16:19 2015 No.6885393 >>6884205 I wouldn't say thin but he was definitely much slimmer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 23:52:54 2015 No.6885459 >>6872734 HOLY SHIT ITS THE PASSING OF WATER THROUGH A SEMIPERMEABLE MEMBRANE FROM A HIGH WATER CONCENTRATION TO A LOW WATER CONCENTRATION UNTIL IT REACHES EQUILIBRIUM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:45:18 2015 No.6886999 >>6876089 >hearty breakfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 14:04:56 2015 No.6887361 >>6861383 Have we ever gotten someone to try that salsa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 14:06:22 2015 No.6887362 >>6862497 You're overestimating the cooking skill of the average person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 14:10:12 2015 No.6887377 >>6876089 Porn actors need to eat too, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 14:33:56 2015 No.6887440 >>6870099 I see why he's wearing the hat now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 17:11:42 2015 No.6887931 >>6878621 Are you fucking kidding me? Why are people watching this waste of space?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 18:13:39 2015 No.6888134 >>6887931 You mean co/ck/suckers? Or General Public?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 18:36:05 2015 No.6888204 >>6876595 >>6877935 >>6876539 what's cringeworthy about this recipe? the only thing I found funny was he threw out premade seasoning mix for seasoning of the same brand

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 19:20:23 2015 No.6888343 >>6867394 >tfw my dad bought a thing of that He complains that I'm a picky eater, but I just don't like the processed shit that he always gets, probably because I'm the only person in my family besides my grandma that can cook to any sort of degree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 19:24:42 2015 No.6888364 >>6885459 >water concentration

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 19:35:43 2015 No.6888403 File: 79 KB, 716x768, cia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6863782

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 01:48:59 2015 No.6889470 File: 119 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_stuffing_meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else Ja/ck/in' right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 02:20:00 2015 No.6889550 >>6887361 I get it at Costco all the time. I really like it tbh

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 02:49:10 2015 No.6889605 >>6889550 >>6887361 Worth noting that it is in no way connected to Ja/ck/ himself. He just uses it probably because it says Jack's on it and he is a narcissist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 03:09:20 2015 No.6889646 >>6870102 The thing is Marie is like "This is legit Italian sauce. If you don't like my oil, you don't like flavor." This woman just shills. I felt like I was watching a commercial.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 03:39:05 2015 No.6889706 >>6889646 i just exposed my friend to marie the other day i think the best thing about the video is that she's so creepy and unsettling in a fundamental way, like she looks like someone who would murder her children and say god told her to do it

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