/ck/ - Food & Cooking

They most certainly do not.

>>6868877
Its something that doesn't need to be accepted its common knowledge anon.

>>6868877
I really can't stand beans unless it's baked beans, green beans, or in a 3 bean casserole/whatever the fuck you call it. they certainly don't belong in chili, but I make my chili with carrots, green beans, onion, corn, bell peppers, and celery so I have no room to talk.

>>6868877
I don't know, but it's accepted that this is one of those things that nobody but Texas gives a shit about. It's cute they think any one else cares.

chili without beans is just bolognese sauce

>>6868890

How white are you? Be honest please.

Red kidney beans. Always

I add 2 huge cans of kidney beans to my chili, and i could add more, they are amazing

>>6868877
No. Fuck you. Get out.

Beans are optional. If you want them, it's okay, but they aren't necessary for a good chili. If you are making it for yourself, add as many beans as you fucking want. If you are entering competition, there's NO beans allowed. If you are a huge faggot like my brother in law, you make 8 bean chili, like only a huge asslicking faggot can.

But beans don't "go" in chili. They "may" be added at your discretion.

For chili to be a meal and not a hot dog topping it must have beans

>>6868962

i'm a texan. my family has been in texas for as long as white people have lived in texas. the family recipe has beans in it. you dumb faggot

>>6868977
No faggot, it doest. You add more meat and peppers. If the liquid is still watery add a pinch of corn starch.

>>6868877
Only in things like "chicken" or "vegetarian" chili, by which I mean, not really chili.

>>6868877
Not only accepted, I demand it!

>>6868893
Me and everyone I know from Texas don't care at all what people put in their chili, as long as it's tasty.

>>6868983
The no bean chili faction will soon be a small number of people that meet exclusively on "cookouts". You know, like those people on medieval festivals.

>>6868877
You've certainly accepted a dick in your ass.

>>6868877
fuck the bean debate, tell me what you guise think, peanutbutter yes or no

>>6868979
Guess what, I'M Texan too, you little piece of shit, and MY family has been in Texas as long as white people have as well. I'm directly descended from a land grant holder, and a member of the SRTT, so FUCK OFF, you're bringing shame on your state, you fucking moron.

>>6868877
I like beans in general.

When I make chili I put beans in it.

If you don't like, I ain't forcing you to eat it.

If you don't put beans in your chilli, cool, I'll still eat it though.

I grew up in Texas if that matters.

>>6869009
meme nonsense

>>6869010
As another Texan, stop shaming your ancestors by being so uptight. Folks ate beans with their chili when cattle drives were still a thing.

If you are making chili with ground meat, beans help fill it out.
If you are making chili with hand ground chilies and actual cuts of meat, beans take away more than they add.

>>6869042
DID ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY READ MY POST?!?

Goddamn fucking illiterates.....lrn2reading comprehension.

>>6869053

i read it, and i don't agree with
>they aren't necessary for a good chili.

beans ARE necessary for a good chilli. chilli without beans is just spicy meat water.

>>6869057
You're not one the people I was responding to, and also, you're a fucking idiot. STFU and GTFO.

>>6869080

wrong, you did respond to me here: >>6868979

and you're still completely wrong. chilli without beans is like texas without bluebonnets.

Whether or not you have beans in your chili is predicated on the circumstances in which said chili is being consumed.
As a condiment (on a hot dog or what have you): no beans.
As a stew-like meal, to be eaten by itself: with beans.

Mfw I've been eating home made minestrone soup for lunch every day this week. It's full of beans, lentils, chickpeas and heaps of other fresh vegetables

I've had the most pleasant and regular shits on the planet

>>6869093
You are a shameful, trashy family.

>Texans arguing with themselves over peasant food

>>6869120
Only this dumb bumpkin who thinks chili has to have beans in it. He needs to go back in his doublewide and STFU.

I really love beans in chilli. Fuck the haters.

>>6869121
I don't even put MEAT in my chilli.

Off the top of my head, my recipe goes
>canned tomato sauce
>canned tomatoes
>a jalepeno
>a red onion
>some spices like garlic or whatever
>canned corn
>can of whatever beans

Because I really don't care. I sometimes make boxed cornbread mix to go with it but it's always expired because I probably make chilli once a year.

I don't eat it anyway.my family likes it.

>>6869120
Lel fatties

>>6869120
that poor horse

>>6869120
bitch needs a Clydesdale

>>6869137
That's not chili, faggot.

>>6869191
It's close enough.

>>6868877
people dont put beans in chili?
just mash a few against the side when youre stirring, baby you got something watery turning into the heartiest chili youve ever had

>>6868893
what makes you think anybody cares about texas

Beans are fine, but if your chili needs them to avoid being watery or just bolognese sauce or whatever, then it's a shitty chili.

This will cause many co/ck/s to cringe terribly.

I'm making a vegetarian chili with black and kidney beans and lots of beefy mushrooms. Gonna use onions, garlic, very finely diced carrots, celery, and bell pepper with a few different types of hand-ground dried chilis for good measure.

It's gonna be awesome. Fuck corn, though.

Making Chili this weekend, any good recipes?

>>6869285
>asking for recipes in a classic shitposting general discussion

>>6869299

I dunno, anon. How about we make ourselves useful and pass one on?

I don't want to out my full recipe, but I suggest you use a ground sausage for any kind of meat you use - also, grind your chilis yourself if at all possible. If not, that's cool - just get a high quality ground chili powder.

>>6869285
Yes

http://www.homesicktexan.com/2009/02/more-precise-texas-chili-recipe.html

>>6868877

There are people who seriously think kidney beans do not belong in Chili?

>2016
>not putting garbanzo beans in your chili
gramps pls

>>6868986
epic fucking post my brother! upvoted for the keks!

>>6869314
Texans apparently

>>6868877
I was once visiting my friends in Europe and they gave me this really weird chilli with bread. It had so many beans in it and it wasn't spicy at all.

>>6869137

>canned corn
>red onion

>>6868877
>>6868877
Not if it's going on a hot dog. Other than that I add pintos and kidney beans to my chili.

>>6869797
daft cunt.

>>6868877
Ask someone from England, they invented the fucker.
>mfw: Chili was originally a dish made for an English King by explorers returning from the New World.

>>6868877
ain't nothing wrong with beans in chili, but any GOOD chili derives no benefit from them. They're just filler.

The original chili recipe did not include beans. Meat, salt, fat, and peppers, all cooked down. Fuck you bean shills, always feeling a need to change something.

I'll eat chili with or without beans if it's cooked to perfection. All beans add is texture, you hardly taste them.

>>6869860

>>6868890
Do you consider ketchup to be spicy?

>>6868905
I've always done this too, couldn't imagine chili without beans in all honesty. Is this some "maymay" or "ebin b8"

So what do you guys think about Indian chili? It's way hotter and spicier than traditional chili.

>>6870131
makes you shit blood

>>6870071
>>6870093
This is the correct answer.

>>6868877
It is mandatory that chili has 2-3 types of beans, corn, must have cheese, sour cream and saltine crackers. NO PEPPERS! Chili should never be spicy.

>>6868877
Beans in chili is Chili with Beans.

Chili without beans is Chili.

Why is this distinction so difficult?

>>6868962
>>6868983
>>6869008
>>6869010
>>6869080
>>6869121
You're this mad over beans?

>>6870446
>corn
no

>>6870812

YES

>>6870741
Fuck you.

>>6870823
this is the only place for corn

>>6870829

I can think of another place

>>6868903
I'm as white as they come nigger boy.

>>6870131
I don't eat ganges shit, indians can fuck off.

>>6870052
source?

What about these assholes that put carrots in chili? That's just fucked up.

Nice troll thread, but thought I'd soapbox for a minute to say that when I have cookouts, I make chili without beans BUT (and it's black-secretary-butt-sized but) I also make a pot of chili beans separately. That way, if my guests want beans with their chili, they can have it. And if they don't, they can omit it. And if they're vegan/vegetarian, I've got that covered, too.

I personally don't have meat and beans in the same meal (or, indeed, seldom in the same day).

Also, my chili is delicious and quite likely way better tasting than anyone else's ITT.

>>6870841
Don't you bongs have dishwashers yet? Why does your silverware look rusty like it just came out of the toilet?

>>6870841

Is this chili? It has beans

>>6870824
Fuck you, faggot.

>>6870850
>>6870851

>>6870835
Ayy underrated post. I'm white and proud fuck all the nigger nonsense.

>>6870131
What the dick are you talking about? Rajma is generally quite a mild dish.

>>6870860
Did you drege that shit out of the ganges?

>>6870852
I'll break your neck and shit in your urn. Fight me IRL faggot

If you don't put beans in your chili you should just die.

>>6870869

What if you've never had chili and you aren't sure if you would prefer it with beans or not?

>>6870876
If I wanted chili without beans I could just drink spicy water.

Beans can be good in chili but it depends on what you're using as the base.

For instance for beef, black beans work.
For turkey then it's red kidney or pinto beans.

>>6870881
You could also just drink semen you fuckin' fag.

>>6870892
Or you could drink my semen, faggot.

>>6870901
Nice cum back, one for the record books.

bean stew is not chili

I always put a bit of dark chocolate in my chili, does that make me a bad person?

>>6871348
No, but it won't win you chili cookoffs anymore.

fuck beans

>>6870906
This nigga knows. Fuck a bean, no beans allowed.