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Who is your cookfu?

>> No.6864769
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6864769

>>6864763
I'd protect her against the /b/ savages

>> No.6864802
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Sophie Dahl

>> No.6864818

>>6864769
I'd let her cook for 3 to 5 minutes if you know what I mean.

>> No.6864820

>>6864769
does she have a youtube channel?

>> No.6864822

What's the male version of cookfu? John from Food wishes is my male cookfu

>> No.6864829
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>>6864763
Seriously she looks like a total man eater.

>> No.6864832

>>6864822
cockfu

>> No.6864833

>>6864820
nigga! go back to /k/, /o/,/a/ or wherever you're from.
fuck men, serious?!?!?

>> No.6864834
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>>6864763
Giada hs the best boopies
Rachael Ray has the best ass
Alton Brown is funny as fuck
Bourdain gets high as hell
Emeril is gay
Flay is gay
Martha Stewart is a liar and a cheater
Paula Deen hates niggers

>> No.6864841

>>6864834
Would have been right if they used a raw chicken

>> No.6864846
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Tosi

>> No.6864847
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>>6864818
She's not like that anon. She's the romantic kind, leve her alone. Now, or o-or else...

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>>6864763
obv.. italian fine cookaifu

>> No.6864857
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>>6864846
I have harcdore sex fantaisies when i see her...

>> No.6864862

>>6864832
Lmao that's nice

>> No.6864866
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>>6864851
10/10
would tap

>> No.6865646
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I'd eat her english muffin, if you know what I mean, m8.

>> No.6865690

>>6864802
would take responsibility/10

>> No.6865718

>>6865646
I don't understand.

>> No.6865725
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>>6864763

>> No.6865726

>>6864763
wtf is a cookfu?

>> No.6866403

>>6865726
Someone you want to fuck in your kitchen

>> No.6866458
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>>6864769
She doesn't need your protection.

>> No.6866509

>>6864834
Giada... moronic little cupie doll, useless.
Rachel Ray... annoying raspy voiced retarded garden gnome.
Alton Brown, boring cunt with a bowtie and a sculpted useless look.
Bourdain, useless fuck that thinks by saying fuck and it getting it bleeping means something. He's useless.
Emeril, used to be pretty cool then became a twat.
Flay is pathetic, complete with a stupid new york accent.
Martha Stewart is best kept in a prison cell with politicals with their insider trading.
Paula Deen's cool, we all hate niggers.

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>> No.6866587

>>6866509
everybody funny
now you funny too

>> No.6866650

>>6866555
trips checked

/v/ tripcode checked

>> No.6866662

>>6865646
When I learned she did drugs that only made me like her more honestly.

>> No.6866729
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>> No.6866734
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>> No.6866764

>>6866729
Such a fat wannabe rapper faggot

>> No.6866859
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6866859

when it comes to cookfus accept no substitutes

>> No.6866888

>>6866662
That's pretty sad.

>> No.6867200

>>6864763
the 'much peaness' lady

>> No.6867233

>>6865726
a kitchen waifu obviously

>> No.6867592
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>>6864763
got to go with AB.. also who got voted off Masterchef last night

>> No.6867625
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>>6867592
Looks like a busted transgender Guy Fieri.

>> No.6867645
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>>6867625

>> No.6869419
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>>6864763
these two; check out the show

>> No.6869540
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>That southern slut with a booty that would prove a challenge for Mandingo

P O S T H E R N O W

>> No.6869562

>>6866509
XD EPIC POST

>> No.6869599
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6869599

What the fuck is wrong with you plebs

>> No.6869621

>>6869419

Watched some of this just now and it's actually pretty funny.

>> No.6869634

>>6864833
>asked about the youtube channel of his ckaifu
>getting this butthurt

>> No.6869640
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>>6867200
Give peas a chance

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>>6869599
>[Start a New Thread]

no flies on me bro, I know my onions

>> No.6869733
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>>6864763
Simply Sara
I dont know why
but I NEED to fuck her
I just NEED to

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mycookfu/ckaifu whenever she cook I fell in love with her

>> No.6870143

>>6869733
fucking sick bastard

>> No.6870226
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6870226

>>6869733

>> No.6870233

>>6864834
>gay is an insult
how's highschool?

>> No.6870273
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>> No.6870279

>>6870233
Gay will continue to be an insult as long as people such as yourself continue to be offended by gay being used as an insult.

>> No.6870291

>>6870273
Nicole Richie?

>> No.6870305
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>>6870291
kelsey's essentials

>> No.6870593

>>6864769
>>6864820
>>6864833
>>6869634

found her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYATvaMf1aQ [Embed]

Prepare to be disappointed.

>> No.6870595
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6870595

>ctrl+f
>no francis

dissapoint

>> No.6870616

>>6870593
Ah AH! I like how her sister doesn't give a flying fuck about her handy-capable sister's shit.

>> No.6870631
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Ina Garten. Living with her would be a fucking pleasure. So serene. Nice garden parties, brunch, cocktail parties, wine tasting. She is a lovely lady, and would snatch her up in a second if Jeff died or something.

>> No.6870662

>>6864769
My nigger.
>tfw you mindlessly post her and people start making fun of her
I'd beat them irl tbh

>> No.6870664

>>6870631
Just go for it. Jeff is gay as a bird. She is begging for a good boy to splash dat.

>> No.6870715
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>> No.6870716
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>nobody has posted laura yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkVn-R-p1c

>> No.6870720

>>6870631
Don't tell jeffrey

>> No.6870725

>>6870631
She snubbed that little boy with cancer

>> No.6870728

>tfw no high-test russian cook qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqOqaunreMs

>> No.6870732

>>6870715
my niqqa

I live near her.

>> No.6870737

>>6870305
Would ask inb4 putting it in her butt

>> No.6870771

>>6870725
Maybe she needs a big boy with cancer.

>> No.6870795
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Kate and Kate

>> No.6870828

>>6870795

Which Kate do you prefer? I like Kate tbh

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I would drop out of the rat race in a second if I could go live out my days in a double wide with Genie

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>>6870828

the one that looks like a tranny porn star.

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>>6870842

I wonder if her cock is as funny looking as Mandy's

>> No.6870877

>>6870849

lol, how do you know about her junk?

>> No.6870890

>>6870877

Haha uhhh I don't I was just guessing!

>> No.6870891

>>6870631
Biggest piece of shit on earth.

>> No.6870923

>>6870716
>raw donuts
>not gross

Horse shit.

>> No.6871010

>>6864769
<3

>> No.6871016
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really wish she was straight :(

>> No.6871025

>>6869540
She's from Minnesota

>> No.6871043

>>6870716
Fuck why did I enjoy watching her so much

>> No.6871096

>>6870716
>raw
>baked apples
I don't know anything about the raw diet, but intuition tells me that's wrong. Who knows.
>voice of a pubescent boy
>looks and talks like she's high
>vegan
>gluten free
Die!

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>> No.6871108

>>6870716
10/10 waifu

>> No.6871111

>>6870593
the video didn't start... I am disappoint

>> No.6871112

>>6870891
Because she didn't visit a cancer kid? I hope YOU get cancer, you shit.

>> No.6871133

>>6867645
kek

>> No.6871180
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6871180

Rachel Khoo. Best cookfu

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>>6870593
I like her 2 story tall Samoan friend.

>> No.6871210

>>6870716
this vegan gluten free unprocessed etc trend is so fucking autistic it pisses me off

here look we replaced every single ingredient with 5 times as many stupidly expensive ones for no reason whatsoever and it tastes almost as good as the normal product!!! wow!

it's a hobby for people with too much money

on a side note those are not fucking donuts
a donut is deep fried yeast dough whereas this is a shitty cake

girl is qt though

>> No.6871248

>>6871210
look at these pancakes for example
https://youtu.be/8OQqkh97S-Y?t=6m25s

i mean look at them
what the fuck
one time i forgot to add eggs to my pancake batter (i dont know how) and it looked exactly like this. tasted like shit too

>> No.6871262

>>6871016
You and me both

>> No.6871267

>>6864769
OKI DOKI

>> No.6871288

>>6871112
What a surprise that her supports actually wish cancer on others. Never mind, you're a bigger piece of shit but she is right behind you.

>> No.6871310

>>6870233
i'd be pretty insulted if someone called me a defective human

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>>6871248

granted, they're a little limp and gray

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>>6866509
>new york accent

>> No.6871411

>>6870828
I think short Kate would be wife material, but tall Kate looks like she would be a trapeze artist in bed.

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Ro~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlhmgs3QFXo

>> No.6871419

>>6870725
Good for her

>> No.6871420

>>6871413
She's a qt, kind of that Valerie Bertinelli look, but in a good way.

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>>6870595
Chef is my grandmafu

>> No.6871477

>>6870716
>>6871248
Oh god what is it about her... I've just fallen in love and I can't stop watching her videos.

>> No.6871487

>>6871477

Probably her man voice

>> No.6871537

>>6870716
I love her as a person even though I don't agree with her diet.

She loves herself and embraces who she is and has a lot of fun doing it.
She doesn't have that ego or projection onto other people.

I love her.

>> No.6871751

>>6870233
lmao shutup faggot

>> No.6871775

>>6870716
Not bad, too bad she dresses like a slut though

>> No.6871856
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>>6871389
noice

>> No.6872190

>>6871389
Muh dikk

>> No.6872245

>>6871210
you're a antagonizing idiot who gets mad about other people's choices.
probably because you think what they do is too much hassle and you find it cool to be a 'laid back' lazy slob. might find it emasculating as well.

you're a weak minded pos too afraid to stray away from the mob, that's the only explanation.

>> No.6872607

>>6871210
this is /ck/ nigger, not /dunkindonuts/

>> No.6872627

>>6871389
That ass is giving me Sasha Grey vibes.

>> No.6872631

>>6871453
Your grandma is a poodle?

>> No.6872843

josh from epic meal ti...oh wait... ;_;

>> No.6872986
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Ashlynn Brooke counts. She just does.

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>>6870795
Oh man that episode in which they read fake fanmail and everyone wanted to facefuck them. Both of them are so lewd

>> No.6873012
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Ultimate CookFuu

>> No.6873014
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>>6873012
angel dumping in process

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>>6873014

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>>6873018
>impregnation.gif

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>>6873022
>beeing french
>best food
>best womans
feel good

>> No.6873026
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>>6873024
nignogistan repotin'

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>>6873026
wrong pic shit

>> No.6873028

>>6873024
>batrachophagous
>best anything
top laff

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>>6873027

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>>6873028
>batrachophagous
frogs are delicious .........

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>>6873030

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>>6873032

>> No.6873036
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>>6873035

>> No.6873037
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>>6873036

>> No.6873038

>>6866509
>Paula Deen's cool, we all hate niggers.
>using a hatred of niggers to justify literal trailer trash cooking

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>>6873037

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>>6873040

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>>6873041

>> No.6873045
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>>6873042

>> No.6873047
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>>6873045
dumpendin

>> No.6873060

>>6871096
Some say never cook anything. Others set a fixed temperature: 135, 100, 112. I've read different numbers, but I guess the logical way to do it, is to not cook it until it changes its chemical structure, but I'm not vegan. Used to be tho.

>> No.6873061

>>6873042
>>6873045
>>6873047
>In this episode of "sexy euro girl goes to various countries and puts too much of stuff in their food"

>> No.6873062

>>6871210
To some it's dietary, religious, or ethical matter. You come off as an autist for being infuriated for other people's personal choices.

>> No.6873080

>>6873037
Nice troll face

>> No.6873083

>>6873060
>i can perceive when something's chemical structure has been altered

Vegans and raw foodists actually believe this

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>>6873024
>>6873030
>>6873035
my nigga

>> No.6873291

>>6869644
H U B B A
U
B
B
A

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>>6864763
ITT: No love for Lisa ?

>> No.6873515

>>6873226
dont be a racist jerk asshole

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>>6864763

>> No.6873670

>>6870842
She looks like a deflated larkin love

>> No.6873673

>>6871200
She's so fucking hot. I've watched all her vids, and yes fapped on occasion.

>> No.6873679
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I love these two. Both have amazing personalities and their show is really entertaining.

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>>6864763
you disappoint me ck

>> No.6873754

>>6873307
I can almost see her butt crack.

>> No.6873756
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Laura vitaleeee

>> No.6873842

>>6869419
this

>> No.6873937

Mmm delicious pioneer woman

>> No.6873959

>>6873720
make me a Kwanzaa cake, bitch

>> No.6875129

>>6870593
What does she suffer from, anyways? Some sort of brain coordination issue?

>> No.6875136

>>6866764
>wannabe rapper
but he is a rapper

>> No.6875253

>>6873720

This bitch doesn't cook as much as she just opens of cans of processed food.

She doesn't count.

>> No.6875269

>>6875129
Cerebral Palsy, and isn't it interesting that someone with a motor disorder that prevents easy exercise can remain fit and trim unlike the hoards of fat fucks contributing to the obesity epidemic in the world.

>> No.6875415

>>6873720
she lost her breasts to cancer

>> No.6875473

>>6875415
damn that sucks, she had great tits

>> No.6875503

>>6869540
The one who sings? Or the one who thinks she gets bonus points for referencing her husband and kids every thirty seconds