/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I put a pinch of chicken bouillon in everything.

Everybody loves it. I'll never tell. :)

my mother is a nationally recognized but not famous chef. she used to work in a kitchen with someone who she shared a certain recipe with. this man later became famous, and now claims its a family recipe and has made MILLIONS off it. try and guess who it was and what the recipe is.

never give away family recipes, only pass them down to your children.

Since I hate Jerry so much, here's Jerry Secret Corn Recipe

>1 cob corn
>lob of butter
>add cumin to the butter
>add chives to the butter
>add cayenne to the butter
>mix and melt
>drizzle over corn
>place corn in foil
>grill

Fuck you Jerry.

>>6869197
Bush's baked beans?

>>6869197
Bush's?

>>6869197

How about some hints?

>>6869197
Colonel Sanders?

>>6869199
>>6869200
no

>>6869201
no

>>6869202
no

>>6869197
Vitavitavegimin?

>>6869197
Are they still relevant in food? Or is it someone from times past?

>>6869197
McDonald's special sauce

>>6869205
no

>>6869206
semi relevant, was a household name for a long time, still sort of is

>>6869208
no

>>6869210
This is American, right?

>>6869214
no, what makes you say that? what is it with americans and being so damn ignorant? you guys are so fucking self centered its not even funny anymore. you think the whole world revolves around you guys. if you obese cunts dont stop eating, it might just happen, but with gravity, not your ignorant shit.

>>6869210
Caesar Dressing?

>>6869197
What country?

>>6869217

>>6869217
Anon not everyone knows every secret recipe from every country. You need to narrow it down a bit.

>>6869217
I'm glad your mother got fucked out of millions tbh

>>6869218
no

>>6869219
best country on earth (not the united obese of fatmerica)

>>6869220
no, not the united cuckdom

>>6869222
its not a secret anymore, learn to read

>>6869223
why, because i called you ignorant and obese? did my comments hit home to hard?

>>6869225
Canada? France? Italy? Cuckstrailia?

>>6869225
no, because you're a bitter cunt with a stupid bitch for a mother who can't keep her trap shut.

She also gave away a recipe.

>>6869225
FUCKING MARIE'S ITALIAN SAUCE

>>6869227
guess again

>>6869230
yep, i did hit home to hard. contain your butthurt, also contain your anal leakage, i know your to fat to shit properly but you need to stop letting it leak all over this thread

>>6869232
no

>>6869232
Kek

>>6869234
Nice projection.

>>6869234
Germany? Sweden? Spain?

>>6869238
whatever you say kid, whatever you say

>>6869234
Not the butthurt guy, but I am an amerifat. He did get super defensive, but you kinda jumped down his throat for a pretty innocent question. Is it a savory item you're talking about?

>>6869197
What a dumb bitch.

>>6869240
no

>>6869243
that isnt jumping down his throat, if i wanted to id do it. hes just a soft faggot, in both body and ego.

>>6869244
cant disagree with you there

>>6869248
Is it anywhere in Europe at all?

>>6869217
You have sand in your vagina.

>>6869248
You're just an attention seeking faggot.
There is no fucking recipe.Your mother probably told you that so you would go outside and get a fucking job.

>>6869250
no

>>6869251
whatever you say kid, whatever you say

>>6869252
sure thing kid, whatever you say. next time dont be so bitter when someone calls you out on being an obese ignorant faggot.

>>6869253
Is it an Asian country?

>>6869174
I think it's fine as long as who ever you give it to remembers where they got it from. The providence of a recipe is a great conversation during the resulting meal.

>>6869197
just spill the beans anon

>>6869197
Is it an item that's known nationally, or just in you're country?

>>6869256
no

>>6869261
guess it and i will go into detail. this is technically slander, because it would identify both my mother and the man involved, and its literally our word against his. so your going to have to be specific otherwise im not saying anything.

>>6869255
>dat projection
holy shit

>>6869266
american education, everyone! thanks for living up to what your country is known for, ignorance.

>>6869269
sure thing kid, whatever you say

>>6869268
Can you at least name the fucking country?

>>6869270
So it is only famous in your country.

Who cares?

>>6869272
Canada

>>6869272
no

>>6869273
learn to read you ignorant faggot

>>6869275
no

seafood magic?

Emeril?

>>6869275
Someone already said Canada, Anon.

>>6869276
Whatever you say kid, whatever you say

>>6869278
nvm diff dude

>>6869277
no

>>6869280
hahahaha now hes so butthurt he cant even think of anything original to say

they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid

>>6869270
>american education, everyone! thanks for living up to what your country is known for, ignorance.

You need to save your strength for building those refugee camps, europoor.

>>6869287
already stated im not from eu, learn to read ignorant faggot. you just cant help yourself, can you?

>>6869286
stop
>>6869287
I'm Canadian

>>6869197
is it a sauce?

>>6869289
mexico or south america?

>>6869276
You know what they say, ignorance is bliss. I'd feel offended if there were less pros than cons to living in America, but hey, if degrading me makes you feel better about not living here, more power to you.

>>6869293
yes

Is it mom's spaghetti?

>>6869293
no

it involves a certain meat, thats the only clue you get

>>6869291
>call you out on being ignorant
>again and again
>you display your butthurt over and over
>you can only say "stop" when confronted with someone both smarter and wittier than you

HA!

>>6869295
no

>>6869296
if you say so, kid

>>6869297
not me

>>6869298
no

Okay, Since some faggot is high jacking the thread, i'm leaving.
No one guessed right.

>not North America
>not South America
>not Europe
>not (east?) Asia
>not Australia

so are you a shitskin or a sandnig? or are you on some tiny ass island somewhere

>>6869304
Make another thread with a trip, now you've got my drunken ass curious. Are you Irish? Scottic? Isle of Mannish?

>>6869304
bye bye ms fatmerican pie!

>>6869305
no

>>6869306
that isnt me, and i hate trips. also no to your questions

>>6869309
How large is your country?

>>6869317
not as large as your gut!

>>6869301

Before you accuse me of being an ignorant American again, which I've already proudly admitted, just give me the decency to answer my question. If this person who now sells this makes only millions, would I be correct to assume the product has not left your country, therefore keeping me ignorant of such meat product.

>>6869322
learn to read. your answer is in this thread. holy shit how fucking stupid are you? second time i have told you this, for fuck sake kid get it together.

>>6869322
op left, It's just a shittier shitposter now

>>6869326 fuck you, you're americas hat

>>6869355
already stated i wasnt from canada you obese faggot

>>6869359
So then you never did answer my question. You only said you're slut mother was nationally known, realize you're wrong faggot.

>>6869367
read again kid, maybe when your not drunk you obese fuck

>>6869370
Well you must be a troll, because an answer to my question isn't in here. Either that or you are drunk. I do not drink.

>>6869379
it is you stupid motherfucker

>>6869380
I've been smackeldorfed!

>>6869384
no, your just a stupid retard who cant read

>>6869386
Noway josé, not takin the bait again

>>6869390
>to stupid to read the thread
>must mean im a troll

fuck off already

>>6869393
>to stupid
>to
The irony.

>>6869395
speelng and grammer dont matter on this shitty site kid. this isnta resume or a theiss, its a shitty post in a shitty thread on a shitty board on a shitty site. a site that periodically clenses its entire boards of content when new contect gets posted

no one will remeber my posts. no one will remeber this thread. get a life, kid

>>6869396
Someone this stupid must be Russian.

>>6869393
Keep tryin to hook me with your bait, but I won't bite. I've read the thread multiple times, I may be a kid (20), and I may be an American, but I'm not stupid. Go troll elseware.

Are you Russian?

>>6869399
not even close

>>6869400
fuck off kid

>>6869411
You're hooks have dulled! I can't be caught in the fishing line of a troll any longer!

>>6869417
fuck off kid

>>6869420
fuck off kid

>>6869422
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid

>>6869420
>>6869422
>>6869428
Samefag

get a life

>>6869430
wont work kid

>>6869422
This isn't me>>6869428
Troll that guy is not me. Be wary of troll trollers troll. Do not take his bait, as I have not done of yours.

>>6869434
>wont work
You getting a life? That's clear.

>>6869437
>>6869440
wahtever you say kid

>>6869443
fuck off kid

>>6869447
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid

>>6869443
Let's get curahzee!

>>6869174
I don't mind giving them away, but never to anyone remotely connected to professional cooking.

Also, anyone bragging about some dish which is from an inherited family recipe and who can't come up with anything of his own is a huuuuge faget. And I seen some.

>>6869449
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid

>>6869455
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid

>>6869449
>>6869455
>your

>>6869457
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid.

>>6869443
You are taking their baits! Seize all actions! You are but a fish in a world of fisherman, ie. Trolls!!!

>>6869459
fuck off kid

>>6869459
speelng and grammer dont matter on this shitty site kid. this isnta resume or a theiss, its a shitty post in a shitty thread on a shitty board on a shitty site. a site that periodically clenses its entire boards of content when new contect gets posted

no one will remeber my posts. no one will remeber this thread. get a life, kid

>>6869461
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid.

>>6869463
whatever you say kid

>>6869468
>>6869465
im gonna rape your mothers bitch hole.

>>6869475
Whatever you say kid, whatever you say

>>6869475
you sure you can even stand up you obese faggot?

>>6869478
fuck off kid

>>6869478
>>6869477
im gonna rape her cunt so hard bitches will feel it in your assholes.

>>6869480
>>6869481
sure thing kids whatever you say

>>6869491
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid.

>>6869492
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just sucking my dick at this point, kid.

>ITT: Queers

>>6870321
fuck off kid

>>6869174
>>family recipe
survey says that if you are not making money on your recipes and you dont have plans to then withholding them is simply greed. I will always share recipes.

This fag saying his mother got fucked out of millions of dollars is clearly lying and trying to impress people on the internet. Just ignore his shitposting and move on, if he isn't going to even name the fucking country his mother's shitty recipe is from he can fuck right off


As for the recipe shit, nobody in my family is that much of a cunt that they don't share recipes. The only halfway "secret" shit we had was something we called "secret sauce". It was just ketchup cooked with a little brown sugar, but we never told anybody because then they would be grossed out

>>6871049
"Quinky" sauce?

>>6869197
>all these retards taking the b8

>>6869270
said the guy that doesn't know the difference between "to"and "too"

>>6869234
>>6869225

>>6869197
>>6869217
>>6869225
>>6869270
>>6869270

OP you must be an insufferable cunt

>>6871152
>>>reddit

>>6869174
>implying anyone actually has family recipes

Secret recipes are dumb. It's almost always one arbitrary ingredient that does little or nothing. My family's is mustard. Mustard in cake, pies, chili, soups, pretty much anything that gets mixed gets a dash of mustard.
>>6869309
>and i hate trips
this instance is LITERALLY the point of trips tho. Come on guy.

>>6869174
Secret to savory recipes: MSG. I'm not even kidding. Cuban Ropa Vieja tastes meh without it, but put some of that Goya Sazon on it and its like a different dish. America's Test Kitchen recently spoiled this one but I don't mind. Hopefully stores outside of south Florida will carry it now so I can make it while I'm at uni.

I told a friend about how I put a bit of cinnamon in when making this bean soup, I'm talking like half a teaspoon, so when he goes to make it he goes and dumps like 3 tablespoons in and complains about the taste saying how I must be lying and don't want to reveal the secret.
Generally a

ayyy

kek

Guy who fucked OP's mom out of money here. She actually moaned the recipe out while I was forearm-deep in her rectum. It was for edible, beef-flavored lube.

>>6869255
Holy shit this thread got immediately shat up by you. You probably felt so cool posting those canned patronizing posts. "OK kid" are you serious? Don't be surprised people don't want to play your game when you put yourself on a high horse fed from foal on your bullshit ego.

Hope you can turn your ego off for a second, reread the thread, and grow from the realization that you were a massive cunt. You did jump down that guys throat and tried desperately to insult him all for asking if you're from America, on an American imageboard. Texas is larger than Germany for fucks sake, America is fuck huge with a massive population. Don't be surprised when people ask where you're from.

oh man this thread

Op is a salty cocksucker desperate for attention

>131 replies
>30 posters
what a shit thread.

niggers