/ck/ - Food & Cooking

teriyaki beef jerky, maybe some funyuns

>>6866298
/thread

Salted peanuts. But you have to dump them into the bottle after you've drank a little out. Then you have a god tier snack.

>>6866319
>>6866319
that sounds vile dude

Red vines

>>6866284
wrinkled gray hot dogs
>>6866319
is this really a thing that people do or are you just fucking with me

Viva zen shots

>>6866284

>>6866345
>>6866352
You have no idea how glorious it is on a hot summer day. Your loss.

Alcoholism and acute depression

>>6866354
slim jims are just fucking dog treats

hot lead

>>6866387
that doesn't make his answer invalid, Anon.

>>6866361
FAT
A
T

>>6866394
Oh sure, because a small bag of sslted peanuts is way fattier than fucking slim jims, funyons, or any of the other shit tier snacks in this thread.
Fucking idiot..,,.

>>6866284
Barbecue pretzel pieces.

>>6866402
>defending such a disgusting combination so hard
Fat Fat Fat

>>6866402
>sslted
>..,,.
fat fingers

>>6866433
>being such a shit tier pleb
stupid, stupid, stupid

Go back to shoveling cheetos and mountain dew down your wobbling gullet and shut the fuck up.

>>6866319
gross

>>6866443
>dat projection
yikes

>>6866442
More like tiny keyboard. See, some people actually have jobs and get out during the day, unlike people like you, who sit in their mom's basement and just get fatter and smellier while picking fights with their superiors on the internet.

>>6866319
captcha: select all peanuts

>>6866453
I must be on tumblr because you are triggered.
Stop projecting, it's creepy.

>>6866284
Chili fritos or honey barbecue fritos

ITT: ignorant yankees

>>6866453
You are angry friend, a big, fat, raging ball of hate. Settle down and have a Snickers or five.

>>6866460
The mere fact that you mentioned tumblr and used the word "triggered" automatically gives you away, little faggot tumblrina.

>>6866443
>coming from the fatty who eats peanuts soaked in dr.pepper because it's such a "refreshing snack :3"

>>6866463
butthurt bong detected

>>6866464
>Projecting: The Post

Do you waddle up the stairs yourself to refill your Mighty Mug and get a hamfist full of candy, or do you call your mom to bringnit to you?

>>6866466
How new are you?
Or are you an old person who can't into "yougins speak?"

>>6866473
He's from the South, they do the Coke and peanut thing there.

>>6866475
Calm down, fatstuff.
Why don't you go dip some peanuts in dr. pepper?

>>6866476
Only little sjw faggots still use the word "triggered"around here. Don't you have a pintrest page to get back to?

>>6866482
Old then.
I don't feel like explaining internet memes to you.

>>6866475
>Single story house masterrace here

What the fuck is bringnit? Or did your small keyboard get in the way of your sausage fingers?

>>6866471
You're an idiot. Keep eating those slim jims, kid, they won't even have to add any preservatives to your corpse.

>>6866475
Best thread on /ck/ right now. Thanks friend.

>>6866484
Aww, its cute how you think you're smart. Keep that sunny disposition, jr.

>>6866482
I am literally 100% sure you are underage.

>>6866486
LOOK OUT, IT'S THE GRAMMAR POLICE!!!!!

fuck off, fatboy.

>>6866502
The blinding rage gave it away, didn't it?

>>6866502
>literally

I'm 100% sure you have the IQ of a turnip.

>>6866493
I don't eat junk food, i'm just here for the freak show.

I find it hilarious that when you Google peanuts in Dr pepper, all of the hands holding the bottles are fat.

>>6866506

>>6866512
Is that ham on a motorized cart?
top kek

>>6866508
Jokes on you, I'm actually a real life turnip with an above average iq, faggot.

>>6866512
That's not a fat hand. The part that's showing is the thickest part of the hand, also called the "pad". You are a raging retard.
Take a pic of your hand in the same position and let us be the judge. And don't forget the timestamp.

>>6866508
Well since IQ is measured against a set population, if he had the IQ of a turnip, statistically speaking, he is likely to have a 100 IQ. Just thought we would add pedantry to this grease fire thread.

>>6866498
Do you really think i'm trying to intimidate you by being "smart?"
Are you really THAT stupid?
Weird.

>>6866527
Sure buddy, we all know you're a rutabaga that rides the short bus.

>>6866528
>That's not a fat hand.
Are you judging by comparing it to your own meaty shovel?

>>6866528
>That's not a fat hand.

>>6866536
No, I think YOU imagine yourself to be smart. It's funny. Even seeing how much you're trying to read into my responses is hilarious.

>>6866482
Not being able to detect sarcasm and irony is a sign of autism

>>6866534
>100 IQ

And you think that's. .....helpful to his case?

>>6866545
>ya'll city folk think yer soooo smart
flyovers everybody.

>>6866548
Oh here we go, I was waiting for some idiot to use the word "autism". Now we can have a true shitfest.

>>6866528
I found the woman who belongs to that hand.

She's pretty fat.

>>6866557
>implying

it's even more hilarious how simplistic and typical your responses are.

>>6866566
And accurate I bet.
Otherwise you wouldn't be so mad.

>>6866560
>avoiding the request.

keep dodging, fatty.

>>6866550
Being average isn't that bad, especially when you get into things like BMI.

>>6866569
Again, you're ability to imply things the way you wish they were is outstanding. Are you this delusional around people irl?

>>6866573
>fatty
nice projection

>>6866579
But the subject isn't BMI, it's IQ. Two completely separate subjects.

>>6866319
What kind of heathen backwoods nignog would ever think that's a good idea.

>>6866581
Same to you, Zippy.

>>6866588
People with taste, who aren't some underage inner city faggot.

>>6866580
>being this defensive
I'm not stopping you from consuming your beetus snack, so calm down.
Your freedom remains, so wheel yourself down to the corner store and pig out.

It isn't something I care to stop.

>>6866586
This thread is showing some correlation.

>>6866589
I haven't drank soda since 2007, when I grew up.

I wonder how old you are, and why you still drink soda.

>>6866597
This thread is only the first of many shitposting bait threads that will pop up today. You can't make a correlation without studying more instances.

>>6866594
>People with taste,
Anyone with good taste would never drink peanuts in dr. pepper.

>>6866594
>people with taste
>putting gas station salted peanuts in bottles of shitty Dr pepper

>>6866611
or a doctor pepper

>>6866605
Who says I still drink soda. Do you ONLY talk about and/or give advice based on your current experiences, because that would be fucking bizarre. People generally take their whole life experiences into account. I don't think you've grown up at all.

>>6866614
Or "salted" peanuts tbh

>>6866611
How would you know? You obviously have no taste.

>>6866616
>Who says I still drink soda
If you're not the idiot gushing about peanut dr. pepper, then you must be some autismo butting into the discussion for no reason.

>>6866595
Again, you're implying. You are boring.

>>6866626
Shouldn't you be in school right now? Jesus. .....

>>6866627
Yet, you're still here.
A nerve was struck somewhere in your body where the beetus has not ravaged.

>>6866617
>eating unsalted peanuts

Do you hate yourself? Are you a cutter? Come on, you can tell us....

>>6866623
>defending peanuts in dr. pepper
Scary tbh

>>6866634
And so are you. Hello Pot, meet Kettle.

>>6866640
It's sad that you find peanuts and Dr. Pepper scary. I feel sorry for you. Maybe seek a therapist.

>>6866641
I'm talking to someone too.
Sorry if you feel less special.

>>6866648
No, it's YOU I find scary, not the junk food.
I feel bad for your future children.

>>6866655
There's nothing funny about your schizophrenia, anon. Take your meds and call your doctor.

>>6866658
And I hope you're sterile. So....good tidings all around.

>>6866663
Same to you for your beetus tbh

>>6866609
I think we will have a decent sample size soon enough, especially with King coming back.

>>6866668
>quads confirm
He's sterile!

>>6866668
I wonder if you really will let your kids eat that "snack." at 490 calories, it won't take long for them to reach your weight.

>>6866672
Sorry to disappoint you, but I have no beetus and am in perfect health. But thanks for caring, anon!!!!!!!!

>>6866674
Newfag

>>6866674
>trying this hard

Nope, try harder.

>>6866679
You will if you keep drinking dr.pepper.
Seriously, get checked.

>>6866677
Found the anorexic vegan.

How's that popped air treating you?

>>6866686
It's adorable you're so concerned, but my health is fine. Now, tell me anon, when was the last time you saw your shrink for that mental illness?

>>6866691
Great. How's the beetus treating you?

>>6866694
HAES am I right? XD

>>6866284
Cornnuts

>>6866345

Its an old fashioned Southern thing. Sometimes called 'farmers lunch'. Works with coke too. Its a salty-sweet thing.

>>6866696
Stop being a fucking idiot. I've already answered that idiotic inquiry, moron.

>>6866772
>why didn't you recognize me from this anonymous post??
Autism everybody.

>>6866787
Now you're just being pathtic. It's time to stop posting, short bus.

>>6866796
Follow that chain of posts and tell me where you mention you don't have diabetes.
I'll make it easy for you.
>>6866772
>>6866696
>>6866691
>>6866677
>>6866668
>>6866658
>>6866648
>>6866640
>>6866623
>>6866594
>>6866588

>>6866810
Fucking >>6866679
You goddamn stupid fucking MONG.
Now shut the fuck up.

>>6866813
That is a completely different chain of posts grandpa.

>>6866284
Corn nuts, be careful and don't break a tooth.

>>6866813
Autism really does speak

>>6866818
No, you're just a moron.
Your chain skips around, just like your brain.

>>6866823
>>6866826
You two should get a room, make sure to bring a tub of crisco and some cucumbers.

>>6866826
Go to bed grandpa.
Have your grandson show you how to use this website tomorrow.

>>6866823
Apparently so do idiots.
(I'm talking about you, in case you don't get it)

>>6866826
You stupid cunt

Nobody can tell that
>>6866691
and
>>6866679
are the same person.
Kill yourself.

Buttrape

>>6866829
You seem to be under the delusion that everyone is keeping track of your posts. You need to realize no one gives a fuck.

>>6866838
If you are so triggered about people not recognizing every post you make on an ANONYMOUS image board, then put a trip on, you stupid faggot.

>>6866850
whoops, meant for
>>6866772

>>6866840
No one can tell that ANY posts are made by the same person. It's really funny how narcissistic some of you are. This thread has become fucking pathetic.

>>6866855
What are you, stupid?
>triggered
>put a trip on

>>6866813
see
>>6866861

>>6866865
You're certainly stupid enough to use a trip.

>>6866319
Fucking disgusting.
Are you black?

>>6866867
Guess what, those are both me, faggot.

>>6866878
Then listen to your own advice, retard.

>>6866877
I'm green. With chartruse yellow spots. And a 6 ft. Penis. On my head, like a unicorn.

>>6866882
There you go, being stupid again.

>>6866894
How?

>>6866886
How many times a month do you drink that?

>>6866838
Lamest comeback ever

>>6866284
Everything. Dr. Pepper is the best

>>6866886
There's a special purse for you too.

>>6866899
He drinks it when he's having his period.

>>6866674
>6866668
>quads confirm
It's like watching a pod person trying to blend in with society.

>>6866943
Not the guy you were replying to, but dubs used to be banned on a bunch of boards so people would do that instead. But you wouldn't be too new to remember that, now would you? ;^)