/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6861824
Nice blog post breh

Don't you ever fucking tell me what to do ever again.

So things worked out with your internet boyfriend?

>>6861827
pls like subscribe commend upvote sage if you enjoy thanks

>>6861836
Yes, internet relationships are serious business

You know, I appreciate fine and luxury dining. I really do.
But that picture.....especially when you understand the processes it took to make it......makes me unreasonably angry, and it is nearly unbearable to read, it's like something Bugs Bunny would rattle off as a joke to piss off Yosemite Sam.

>>6861824
>mozzarella balloon with tomato water foam

what

>>6861848
The pic is from an internet article written about a decade ago. It's ok anon.

>>6861852
idk but mozzarella and tomato is always a winning combo

>>6861824
>I have a reservation at Alinea tomorrow night.
THANX FOR SHARING

I ate a lot of ginger last night and now my farts smell delicious.
SHARING IS FUN

>>6861824
Show us your tits, fatty.

Or, as they would say in your native tongue, CHING CHONG CHONG CHINGITY CHONG CHING

>>6861841
Are you the fat spic that posted her face in a thread about beer?

>>6861931
wat

>>6861932
So yes? K

How come you never said you were going to Chicago when you asked for suggestions for your 'murrica trip awhile back?

>>6861940
I'm only in Chicago for a few days and I've lurked enough to know to try the deep dish and hot dogs. Do you have anything in particular you'd suggest?

>>6861949

Despite what /ck/ commonly says about Chicago, there are many, many different foods unique here.

Do you know what area of Chicago you're going to be in, or what you'd like to try (aside from deep dish and hot dogs)?

Also, deep dish pizza takes forever to make, and unless you're with a group (or call ahead and get take-out) it will fill you up. I haven't lived here long enough to suggest a definitive Chicago dog (there are extensive websites devoted to the issue), but Superdawg would probably be my best recommendation for the overall experience of what to expect (they also have some nice plushies for sale, if you're into that).

It otherwise depends on what you're looking for (if you're doing Alinea I'm guessing you're going to wan't to not spend too much elsewhere).

Looking forward to pics.

going to chicago and not trying the mexican food is like a cardinal sin

>>6861824
Oh boy! Can't wait to see pics of tiny portions of shitty overpriced food that people pay tons of money for just for the "presentation".
French places like Alinea and The French Laundry are the most pretentious bullshit ever. People literally only go there so they can take pictures of all their dishes and brag about their expensive meals on twitter.
>inb4 poorfag
I've been to plenty of upscale Italian restaurants and nice steakhouses and had great meals that the chefs prepared based on taste and not some artsy fartsy bullshit.

>>6862180
Alinea isn't a French restaurant, and both Alinea and The French Laundry are like 12-16 course meals. The idea is to try many different dishes with the same amount of food as a normal 3 course meal.

>>6861824
Unless you can get a reservation at dorsia no one gives a shit.

>>6861852
They obviously just take clear tomato juice, add foaming agent like liquid soy lecithin, charge it in syphon with NO2 and bloat hot nearly melting mozzarella with it.
Picrelated is mozarella baloon without stuffing.

>>6861824
> israeli cous cous
Triggered tbh

>>6862180
>upscale Italian restaurant
>Steakhouse

So you've eaten lasagne and a slab of meat, and now you're qualified to class places like Alinea and The French Laundry as 'artsy fartsy bullshit'?

A plate of food doesn't have to weight 5kg and cost $5.99 for it to be nice. A quick search for the Alinea menu and you can see that they are serving 18-25 course for a taster menu. Clearly each plate of food isn't going to be very large.

>>6862180
>upscale Italian restaurants and nice steakhouses

kek

>>6862157
I'm staying close to chinatown. I don't mind travelling a bit as I want to see more of the city anyway.

Will check out Superdawg, thanks for the rec!

>>6862174
Is mexican food big in Chicago? What dishes would you recommend?

>>6862180
The tasting menus I've tried have all been delicious as well as beautiful. You sound like you have zero idea what you're talking about.

>>6862394
That's a really cool technique! Can't wait to try it.

>>6862409
I love me sum elaborate tasting menus. It's like going to the amusement park but all the rides are in your mouth.

>>6861939
No, she's the fat Asian

>>6862605
>Is mexican food big in Chicago? What dishes would you recommend?
Holy shit, at least do some kind of research about a city before going there. Chicago has a fucking huge Mexican population and their Mexican food is some of the best in the country. I can't recommend anything because frankly I don't remember the names of anywhere I went. They were all shady places that looked like you'd get stabbed and raped. But if you can find a place with beef tongue tacos, do it.

>>6861824
>Murray river sea salt

>>6862612
I'm only here for Alinea. And the museums/aquarium/tourist shit.

Beef tongue sounds good, will keep an eye out.

I live right by Chinatown, all my neighbors are asian but me.

>>6862605
>The tasting menus I've tried have all been delicious as well as beautiful. You sound like you have zero idea what you're talking about.

Thats typically the way it goes with some people. The ones who have never experienced dinner in a 2/3 star restaurant are those most critical of it. Same old criticisms every time as well.

>Portions are too small
Yes, if you're eating just 1 course. Given that you're eating 7,8 courses all the way up to 25 courses, the amount of food is actually quite a lot.
>Too expensive
Yes, its expensive. But if you're eating 10 courses, and paying £120, thats only £12 per dish. Thats the same price as a main course in a high street restaurant.
>Its too pretentious
It really isn't. These kinds of restaurants are frequented by a wider section of society than they used to be. Young people, old people, people who save up their money for a few months for a special occasion, people who go to these places on a weekly basis using the company credit card. The staff appreciate this and adjust accordingly. If you want to have a joke and laugh with them, they do that. If you want them to shut up and pour your wine, they do that. Theres no reason to feel uncomfortable.
>Its style over substance
Well thats something that can't be explained in words. You can only appreciate that it mostly isn't once you've tried the food.

>>6862638
Landlady of this apartment is white as flour. I see what you mean though.

>>6862642
Mind if I copypasta that response? I should use it as a starter for fine dining threads.

>>6862649
My landlord is an italian ex-mob guy who doesnt care for asians so i learn not to ask questions

>>6861949
Chicago style pizza isn't pizza

>>6862631
All the good Mexican food I've had here has been in the Pilsen neighborhood, which is pretty near Chinatown. It's got some nice murals and stuff too if you want to walk around there.

>>6862686
Neither is New York style.

>>6862621

>Now with 10% more nitrates and pelican shit!

>>6862631
If you like goat then the best goat you will ever try will be in chicago for less than 10 dollars. Its a locals favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7fkFqqtSo0

>>6861824
Do you go with friends or your boyfriend or something?
Would you ever go to a top restaurant from a stranger from /ck/ if you were in their town and they were paying?
And they were a bit shy and awkward but had money and were essentially good guys but possibly older than you by 10 years?

>>6863249
I'm 27 and would love to eat out with strangers from /ck/.
Hell I would even pay my share, just for the experience. (Shit sucks when none of your friends like trying new things/eating out)

>>6863255
Cool. If you're ever in Madrid let me know.

>>6863249

what a contrived hypothetical scenario, i don't think it's worth answering borneo it's not like it will ever happen

>>6863262
I could swear I've seen restaurant reports from her from France so its not that unlikely.

>>6863277

lol not what i meant dude, i meant the 'hypothetical scenario' of the stranger who was obviously you.

>>6862621
>river
>sea salt
But a sea isn't a river. And who is Murray

>>6863285
>Inland brine deposits
You fucking retard.
Do they teach Geography in whatever fucked up country you live?

Wow, what a fucking pretentious shithole. If you can afford to eat at Michelin starred places why not go to Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, or some of the other good ones in Chicago. Not this over priced pissing contest created to engorge the chef's ego

>>6863295
Kek , this guy Took the bait

>>6863309
>Not flying to London to eat at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay.

I dont know why some people even bother with life

>>6863309

>2/10

too obvious

>>6863325
Nothing I said was bait. Alinea exists purely for rich snobs to stroke their own egos about the fact that they can afford the overpriced food. If you use 4 dozen adjectives to describe every ingredient in your dish, you are a pretentious prick. My friend actually had the opportunity to dine there last year and he said the waiter actually scoffed at his date when she asked a question.

What a horrible restaurant. Food doesn't taste better just because the beef comes from cows who listened to Mozart everyday, and the beef was chilled with the same liquid nitrogen used in the space station or some shit. Good food comes from fresh ingredients and a confident chef, not an egotistical one

>>6863328

>My friend actually had the opportunity to dine there last year and he said the waiter actually scoffed at his date when she asked a question.

either completely fabricated bullshit or chinese whispers

>>6863372
maybe she asked for a well-done steak...

In general I approve of pretentious restaurants, but this place relies too much on their gimmicks of;
>oh look no plates!
and
>oh look, we separated all the ingredients and cut them into squares.

>>6862686
>>6862731
pizza is a lie

>>6863442
why is that plate smoking, WHY IS THE PLATE SMOKING A CIGAR

>>6863442
Wow. I thought the first image I saw was pretty cool. But looks like they just apply the same technique to every dish.

>>6863451
is pizza even pizza?

This oughta be good.

See if you can find a crying baby to take along and kick off another ridiculous Internet storm.

>>6863473
am I real or will I disappear when he wakes up?

>>6863466

how do you know they're not the same dish just with different seasonal ingredients?

>>6863442

the whole 'gimmick' is that every presentation and way of eating is wildly different. it's not a singular thing it's a central philosophy behind the restaurant. keep the diner surprised.

Pre eating at McDonald's

>>6863249
I'd totally be up for it, I have a dinner date with a ck friend in a couple weeks even.

>>6863545

Kill yourself.


Well dont, but seriously McDonalds? Why would you ruin your pallet with such filth? I can taste McD's on my tongue for like two days after I eat it.

If the restaurant isn't filling you eat something else afterwards, not before.

>>6863572

pallet? she's eating it, not moving it with a forklift.

>>6863545

>>6863580

palette? Better? IDK how to spell without looking it up.

>>6863587

palate

>>6863580
Im more concerned about black shirt/red tie combinations.

YOU'RE ALL RETARD PRETENTIOUS SHEEPLE WHO GOT SWINDLED BY THE "FINE DINING" MEME SHIT ON A PLATE MY MOM'S DEAD GRANDMA COULD MAKE BETTER FOOD

GO BACK TO REDDIT TUMBLR 9GAG FUCKING SJW FAGGOTS KEEP EATING YOUR $9,999 PER HEAD PLASTIC STONES ROCKS ALINEA A SHIT DECEITFUL CHARLATANS

FUCK NOMA HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

PIC RELATED WHAT A REAL DINNER LOOKS LIKE, I POSTED THIS PB&J UMAMI BURGER SUPREME WITH SRIRACHA BACON NUTELLA BITS AND GARLIC AOLI DUCKFAT SAUCE ON /R/FOOD AND GOT 85,412 UPVOTES IN THE PERIOD OF 2 HOURS

REDDIT TBH LADS

>>6863623

You forgot to mention something about steak

THEN it'd be complete.

>>6862686
>>6862731
OH BOY ITS THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN! THANKS FOR POSTING QUALITY CONTENT ON /ck/ GUYS!

>>6861824
>Murray river sea salt
uhhh

>>6861824
I am looking forward to the floods of autism that this thread will generate with you going to a fine restaurant on their home turf.
Please jump over to the continent and do Noma some time, that would be great.

>>6863572
Nah mate I'll do as I please

>>6863598
Yeah, we don't really know how to dress ourselves formally. It's a bit of a train wreck, hopefully we don't get turned away at the door

> outfit from Target

>>6863701
I don't think I'd like the food at Noma tbh, maybe if I had extra money to throw around I'd go for shits and giggles but I don't think the dishes would suit my palate

>>6863545
>that outfit
is that a joke?
if not drop the tie
i'd say to fuck off the black shirt too but I don't know what disaster would replace it

a pair of jeans away from being a shitty screamo covers band

>>6863756
>Nah mate I'll do as I please

You're a disgrace.

>>6863545
looks like some pleb waiting for a job interview at Wal Mart

>>6863519
Bye bye anon

>>6863777
when can we expect pictures?

>>6863545
I dunno, pre-eating is wrong. It always has to be post.

>>6862731

>>6861949
Portillo's. Get the cake shake.

>>6863328
Did she ask the waiter for some neon green pickle relish?

>>6863328
The man is probably very grateful to be alive from surviving stage four tongue cancer. And his confidence would come from being one of the best restaurants in America, and one of the best in the world.

so Borneo where are them pictures?

>>6865483

As much as she plays along with all the current trends here, I'm worried her gamer friend has turned her off of taking pictures and posting her amazing meals.

Is this the end of /ck/, Borneo? Don't fuck around with us like this; it's nothing but fast food and... shitposting.

Did you really pre-game at McDonald's? That can't possibly be true after taking the Superdawg suggestion.

whats a alinea?

>>6865505
would be disheartening tbh.

i need my fix of fresh foodporn

borneo where are you i need my fix of pleb shitposting

Sorry bout the late pics, we went for a walk after the meal and I crashed in

My apple cider with lemon zest and thyme

Frozen white chocolate sphere filled with peach puree and a tiny basil leaf on top

This was amazing, the thin chocolate layer practically popped in my mouth and the peach flavour was intense

>>6865684
>>6865692
muh dick

Tapas themed appetizers, jamon and cheese, pepper and potato

>>6865505
As if anyone could stop me from blogging about food on 4chan

>>6865692
funny, Peach and Basil is a combination we made in the restaurant I worked 1998

>>6865699

what is the middle one you slacker bitch

>>6865701
peach and basil is a classic, also thyme

Fennel and tapioca broth in the bottom, strawberry that was actually tomato and tomato that was actually strawberry on top

>>6865684
so the big question: has was the service? are waiters nice with you ?
I suppose that you don't had wine as usual?

captcha: select 'tee'

>>6865701
It works

>>6865703
Pepper

>>6865708
>>6865716
whats the whites tuff?

shit looks delish though

how many course meal?

Basically a salad in flavour. Honeydew sorbet, avocado puree, olive oil ice, jalapeno jelly and salmon roe

Sounds random but the flavours melded together surprisingly well

>>6865711
Flawless service, waiters were friendly and jokey
Alcohol is still haram, I had apple cider tho

Truffle meringue, asparagus puree, radish, pickled white asparagus and caramelized carrot sprayed on

The meringue and asparagus puree were incredibly fresh tasting

>>6865720
Frozen burrata, some sort of cheese

20ish course meal, I wasn't counting

Japanese sweet corn with togarashi and uni butter, was creamy and sweet

Dried seaweed and fish paste on a cracker

>>6863580
>>6865505
>she

Gooseneck clam served hidden on a piece of driftwood

And a skewer with perfectly cooked eel and raw tuna

The waiter roasted a shishito pepper on the fire and some sort of flower by the fire while we ate

I accidentally put out the fire while trying to light my skewer on fire

Turns out one of the logs was actually a piece of daikon radish and another seaweed wrapped chicken, both used in the next dish

>>6865736

She claims she's a she so well call her she whether she's a she or not. Though I expect she probably is a she in this case. Its just polite. Now gtfo.

>>6865761
>Turns out one of the logs was actually a piece of daikon radish

wot?

The blossom, chicken, radish and pepper

>>6865761

lol that's clever

>>6865756
are they putting two or three courses down at a time?

It came with chicken liver and nasturtium, and crispy seaweed

>>6865766
Yep, the rectangular piece behind the pepper

Was a wtf moment when the waiter told us

Hot potato cold potato
We were instructed to pull out the metal pin until the truffle, potato, chive, butter cube and parmesan fell into the hot truffle and potato soup, then down it like a shot

Delicious flavours, perfect textures, I could've downed 50 of these

>>6865776
Yeah

Mediterranean style
Olive cake in the back, lamb shoulder, belly and tongue cooked to tender perfection topped with olive and grape

I didn't like this dish as much because I don't like olives

>>6865790

>olive cake

i can't believe restaurants are still doing that microwave cake thing.

Amazing cheesecake dessert with lemon sauce, matcha, hibiscus gelee, pickled blueberries, vanilla meringue and papery raspberry thing

Apple taffy balloon with dehydrated apple string

Super duper tasty, and inhaling the helium made me dizzy

Sorry bout the face, my shot had my bf's face in it

Finally, the infamous dessert painting

They put a silicon sheet over our table and the chef came out to do the painting

Liquids were mango puree, vanilla and rum, Jamaican allspice cream

All tropical flavours

There were pineapple caramels (my favorite), kaffir lime candies in edible wrappers, compressed melon, guava and dragonfruit

He shattered a sphere of frozen coconut milk stuff on it and threw glittery sugar looking stuff over the lot

Very theatrical and memorable ending to a most excellent

I forgot to mention they also catered to my partner's lactose intolerance

>>6861824
Thanks for the pics :D

Not related but I want to share this picture of a funny looking moray eel with you guys

Rating out of 10?


Better or worse than l'enclume? and by what margin?

>>6865762
No girls on the internet you faggot.

>>6865846
go back to /b/ faggot

>>6865829
how it is to eat directly from the table?
a picture from the mess after ?

>>6865829

what about the little passionfruit things? they have a weird shape

Looks amazing. Im Jealous.

How much was it?

Wow, what a pretentious shithole

>>6865829
WALA

>>6865756
dat ill fitting shirt

>>6865820
Whoa, Achatz came out and did your dessert? Cool.

ITT: what retards do with their money

>>6865837
9/10, I like the food at L'Enclume more but I may be a bit biased. It's down mainly to personal preferences, I don't like olives and fennel and they featured in a big part of dishes here.

>>6865897
It was fun, we cleaned it up really well. I'm not shy about eating with my hands and I did lick a few plates clean.

>>6865909
Around $300 each including tip and taxes. There's lots of more affordable tasting menus however. I'm going to Moto this weekend so there'll be another thread.

>>6866102
We got our outfits from Target

>>6866106
Naw, I wish. It was some other chef, Achatz was missing that day. They're really chill, they were happy to let me stand outside the kitchen and watch

>>6865897
After digging around I found you a pic
Don't lick the sheet it tastes funny


>>6865905
It was a passion fruit jelly in the rind of the fruit, very tart and tasty

>>6866137
>dat fat spoonface
would smash fist into/10

>>6866141
Lookout, we got a tough guy over here

Borneo, I just want to say that I appreciate you doing threads like these. It's very refreshing to have one of these every so often, even if it triggers people who are offended by the existence of a $300 tasting menu.

It's a great break from the fast food threads and it's part of the variety I love about /ck/.

>>6866153
Calm down, he's not the one with a ugly ass girlfriend with a busted face. Looks like you bought her and flew her into the US from Cambodia. She love you long time, anon? She sucky sucky?

Looks like all the money in the world couldn't buy you a girl with a face that doesn't look like a goblin shark

>>6866157
I make these threads for you anon. Keep your eyes peeled this weekend, I have a reservation for Moto to look forward to

>>6866164
And you are telling him to calm down? Holy shit.

>>6866137
Thanks for sharing man, don't mind the autists.

>>6866164
>being this new

Back to your home board.

i really, really want to know what borneo's bf looks like.

>>6866164
>a girl with a face that doesn't look like a goblin shark
kek'd

>>6866178
I'll ask him if he mind me posting him

>>6866170
They're easy to ignore

>>6866169
Perfect. Can't wait.

you should go to the aviary next bjorn, i really wanna see what that shit is like, dunno if you'd heard of it or if you can get a reservation this soon

https://website.theaviary.com/

>>6866178
I hope this satisfies your curiosity

>>6866211

ok, i could take him.

>>6866211
lol you have more muscle mass than that 90 pound jew

>>6865829
So how the fuck do you eat this? Do they give you a little dustpan or do you just have to leave 90% there?

>>6866223
you get a spoon and i used my fingers to wipe tasty bits up

>>6866223
You scoop it up with your fedora.

>>6866211

who'd you get to take the picture

did you make a server take the picture

>>6866228
I gather you do this a lot so I wanted to ask: Are these tasting menus enough food? Sure it's not about that but I don't think it would kill them to sate your hunger and not just get you drunk.

>>6866254

imagine it all on one plate dude

>>6866211

> creased black shirt
> fat red tie hanging too low
> beige canvas belt
> chinos

> the nose knows

>>6866234
Yes

>>6866254
The portions are small but in those quantities they are perfectly filling for the average person

>>6866211

>>6865708
>strawberry that was actually tomato and tomato that was actually strawberry on top

YOU PAY THEM MONEY TO FUCK WITH YOUR MIND LIKE THAT?!

I kid, I always enjoy your threads. Especially since it generates a huge amount of first world class envy/conflict.

>>6866169
I appreciate them too :D

>>6866211
that fucking outfit
christ

>>6866169
Thanks, and appreciated.

>>6866209
It's not my thing, I don't like alcohol

>>6866310
I do enjoy the rustled jimmies, that's why I posted the McD fries

>>6866169
thank Borneo, which I was there too

>>6866713
what I appreciate in you is that you have a understand that enjoying a meal at that level has nothing to do with "I am rich I can eat this every day" or " i eat to be full and not for the pleasure"

meals like to his are like theater or concerts, everybody should try it once

Thanks for the thread as usual Borneo

>>6866211
>that fucking nose
your boyfriend is based

>>6865724
the only people I know who don't enjoy drinking are socially awkward aspies. Therefore your lack of drinking makes you subhuman.

>>6866803
it's a religious thing for Borneo... so around 3-4 billions people on earth are subhuman for you?

>>6866914
Much more than that

>>6866914
wait, there are people who DON'T think mudslimes are subhuman?

shit nigger, are you retarded or something?

also, show us your fat tits, boreo.

>>6866921
go back to /b/

Go back to Syria, Mahmoud.

>>6866211
hope you enjoyed the meal, keep up the good threads!

>>6866741
Yes, exactly!

>>6866803
Well I do spend my free time posting on an Egyptian hieroglyph discussion forum

>>6866914
It's purely personal preferences

>>6867015
To infinity and beyond my friend

>>6866211
What a Jewish faglord, he has an extremely punchable face.

>>6866953
Fuck off Muhammad

>>6861834
Oh fuck dude. I laughed so hard.

>see >>6866137
>what a date-able qt, I will teach her my food ways
>see >>6866211
>literally downgraded to a -1/10 for dating a string-bean kike 14 year old faggot wearing a shirt he found in a dumpster and a tie he got free from a homeless shelter donation bin

I was going to ask you to come to Vegas and dine with me at Robuchon, Borneo.

Alas, it was not meant to be ;_;

>>6866137
Holy fuck you are ugly

>>6867129
has anyone ever found where this picture was taken?

Even if it's faked, its a fucked up scene. You can see the edge of an easter bunny head on the left, and a really fucking expensive bottle of sherry.

>>6862607
Brown people are all the same to me

>>6867150
of course it's fake you gullible nimrod.

>>6867168

how do you know? Theres an exceptional level of detail in it.

>>6865810
>my bf

ALWAYS WALWAYS ALWAYS

EASYMODE

>>6867194
It's bread.

>>6867228
With bones?

>>6867245
More bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKSO7m3-MH8

>>6866211
Thanks for the thread. Very nice pics. Looks great.

>>6866310
Heres a dish I had at Dinner by Heston. Its not a fucking orange.

>>6867434

pleb choice

>>6867440
I got it as an extra just because I had heard about it and wanted to see what it was like. It was ok, but not great.

>>6867460
Is it an actual leaf on there, or a fake one?

>>6867468
I don't remember, but it wasn't edible.

>>6867434
So many London restaurants I need to go

That orange looks so real

>>6867468

from what i remember it was an actual mandarin leaf.

>>6867478

gurl i'll take you anywhere

>>6867478
If you choose one, make it Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. By far my favourite.

This dish had the not so inventive name 'Meat Fruit'

>>6864157
This. And a combo.

>>6862241
tres amusant

>>6866157
I love how Borneo gets accolades, yet most of the OC threads where people cook something, even well done ones, simply die with one or two comments unless they're done by some faggy edgelord, terrible, or otherwise easy to make fun of.
Not that I dislike Borneo, but it's just a sad reality of /ck/.

>>6867627

>/ck/
>OC thread where someone cooks well

Choose one

>>6867638

shut the fuck up

>>6867627

if you make consistent content it will generate discussion regardless of what it is.

i do feel like the guy who does those very well presented cookalongs doesn't get quite enough attention though.

>>6867644
Someone's an angry little puppy!

>>6867644
Not really. I did quite a few threads over several years where I cooked. Each one died pretty quickly because there wasn't enough for people to make fun of or disparage.

>>6867692

it might be to do with the time you're doing it or something because i had pretty successful threads when i did cookalongs. especially if you encourage other peopke to contribute

>>6867627
>>6867644
It's because the neckbeard virgins on here think that if they're nice to the chink lady that she'll let them have a pity bang or see her feet or other stupid horseshit like that. They're so stupid and immature that they suck up to a stranger on the internet purely because she has a vagina, and then go back to posting about Taco Bell and Big Macs. That's the kind of person you share this site with.

>>6867627
To be fair, a dozen dishes from a place like Alinea provide a lot more to comment on and argue about than a competently cooked home meal. All you can really say to that is "looks nice anon."

>>6867712
What if you're doing dishes that no home cook would attempt, or the fact that a lot of home cooked meals are very different depending on cuisine and particular technique. No, the difference is that most on /ck/ think things should be cheap as dirt or some progressive-ideal form of abstract art. The very fact that you think a home cooked meal cannot be more impressive or have more to comment on than a decently done tasting meal (I recall several one star and less "critically acclaimed" that get way more attention here) is revealing.

>>6867712

you might have a good argument there if most of the replies to the thread were about alinea

>>6867738
I did specify "home meal". I'm sure if some anon did amazing avant garde cuisine it'd get plenty of comments. Thanks for the unnecessary insult though.

>>6867742
You make a strong point.

>>6867490
Restaurant Gordon Ramsay is on my to go list. Might just do it alone one weekend tbh.

>>6867627
There's an anon who does a weekly cooking thread with great pics and instructions and they seem quite well received. It's probably because people want to see more novel and interesting dishes as there's more to talk about. I've had plenty of threads bomb, I just post these tasting menus consistently because I know there's a handful of people who genuinely enjoy them and it's fun to talk about

>>6868180
Do you speak with an English accent Borneo?

>>6867762
>amazing avant garde cuisine
You still don't get it. Obviously the "insult" wasn't strong enough. There is so much more to food than some crappy avant garde deconstructionist ooh look at muh experimentalism! And it's not just about excellent things, which you somehow managed to miss as well, but whatever.

>>6868202
It sounds like a mix of American, British and Malaysian

>>6868239
Are you just looking for a fight to win or something? You're assigning a lot of issues based on two fairly innocuous posts.

>>6865684
A bunch of weeds and lemon rind in a flower vase with barely ANY cider.
>>6865692
Chocolate and peach. Super rare! Only $849.98!
>>6865699
Ham and cheese, pepper, and potato. Staple foods at 200x the price, served on upside-down candlestick holders.
>>6865708
Dog vomit with a side of cottage cheese scrapings, a strawberry, and a tomato, served on...whatever that abomination of a plate is.
>>6865716
Up close, it turns out the tomato and strawberry are served on a bed of dead ants.
>>6865724
Random crap in a bowl with flowers from the side of a road.
>>6865731
Dandruff covered garbage from a craft store dumpster. Whoever pissed all over it wasn't hydrated.
>>6865732
Literally corn on a cob.
>>6865734
White trash delight, served on more garbage from a craft store dumpster.
>>6865746
I don't know what the fuck that disease is supposed to be.
>>6865756
That looks like it was lit on fire by accident. I'm glad you put it out.
>>6865761
Carcinogens: The Meal
>>6865768
More burnt shit.
>>6865778
I doubt half that stuff is edible.
>>6865787
A microphone.
>>6865790
A little (I mean little) bit of actual food covered with weeds from my front lawn.
>>6865798
Cheesecake is one of my favorite foods and somehow, they managed to make that disgusting.
>>6865810
A balloon.
>>6865820
I used to do that with ketchup and mustard when I was 3.
>>6865829
Oops! I spilled my food!

>>6867434

ugh fuck Hesto Bloomo

so overdone at this point

>>6865798

this pics are sub par for you but basically you da real MVP Borneo

thanks so much for being a cool tripfag for so long and for posting good OC

>>6868479

>i try hard to be cool

>sage bitch

>>6868479
>look I quoted every single post by the OP please pay attention to me and my opinions!

>>6868479
the most pathetic post on 4chan right now

>>6868498
>>6868526
>>6868636
samefag

>>6868649
hah, not even close, only you are so bitter you would spend all that time spiting someone

>>6868649
Or more than one person likes expensive food on a cooking board.

>>6868498
>>6868526
>>6868636
>>6868662
>>6868684
samefag

>>6868689
are you ok? do you want to talk about it?

>>6868450
Sorry, I'm trying to imagine how that sounds and I'm hearing a retarded voice.

>>6868492
lighting in the restaurant wasn't good enough for nice pics i think

>>6868821
maybe idk

>>6862180
Sometimes I get drunk and make really bad shitposts like this and then forget about it later except for the (You), but only when the browser cache hasn't been cleared

I was drunk on Tuesday night, I'm sorry if it was me

>>6869726
It's ok anon, I know you don't really mean it.

>>6865829
>>6865820
>>6866137
>>6865708
>>6863442
>>6862180

How do you eat this?

>>6867627
Anon you replied to here. To be fair, I lurk all these threads. I almost never reply. It is a shame, though these tasting menu threads naturally have like 25 very different pictures of unusual food. It only takes one post to say "10/10 would eat, OP" when it's 10 pictures of the process of a single batch of chili

>>6866211
does he ever shove his nose up your cooter?

just wondering :^)

also the black shirt red tie combo needs to be taken out back and shot ASAP

>>6867627
ck is completely obsessed with tripfags and YouTube food reviewers. I lurk other boards and really you guys are probably the only ones that lose your shit when they see a name. I'm pretty sure I blame all the women here. But yea, namefags get reactions on ck, usually bad.

>>6866137
thanks for the pics OP. your gf is cute

Looks like the lonely guy who used to attack FF and 100Bowl has found a new target

>>6866164
>>6866164
>>6866164
This. Lmao. What an ugly bitch.

>>6871907
lmao bro

>>6868649
Nope, try harder buddeh

>>6868689
Wrong again! Sorry man, guess you'll just have to start another Taco Bell thread. Thanks for playing!

>>6870784
Spoon and fork. Though I have to admit to licking some plates clean.

>>6873570
Good thing for that flat fucking face then.

>>6865756
How do you afford all this good food op? Do you save up from you're 9-5, or are you a rich biach?

>>6862642
>sure, the portions are tiny, but they're only twelve dollars each!
Smh tbh fam

>>6865820
"painting"

TOP KEK
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Seriously? Fucking TOAST?

>>6874405
>are tiny, but they're only twelve dollars each!
>Smh tbh fam

Thats not a dollar sign you retard

Wait, let me get this straight, you pay some guy to come out and throw shit all over your table?
Also
>dude cubed foods lmao
>dude food shaped like other food lmao

>>6863545
Nah but seriously though...
Why the fuck would you eat mcdonalds before going to a place like Alinea?
Makes no damn sense.

>>6871847
OP is the gf

>>6866310
I remember that Heston had a dish with two gelee dices ...a red one and an orange one...

the orange one was made with beetroot and the red one from orange

Aw shit you were in Chicago this week? I would totally have been down for some /ck/ dates even though it's a little ways away from home.

Next time maybe.