/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6863533
Who gives a goddamn fuck, it's shitty fast food.

>>6863549
I love cats so much. /pol/ hates them though. Can't WASPs breathe around cats?

>>6863533
Well that is the face of regret, anon. Look at him

>>6863555
why would /pol/ hate cats?

>>6863563
They say they cause brain worms or something. And that people who like cats over dogs are either gay or autistic.

>>6863568
Is this what you're doing now? Having a meta thread where you just talk about what some retard on /pol/ thinks about cats?

>>6863571
spotted the autistic cat faggot

>>6863571
>already this mad

>>6863571
>implying the OP was anything important to food

>>6863574
>implying I don't have a dog and a cat

Cats protect the house from vermin, and dogs protect the house from human vermin.

>unironically eating KFC

>>6863555
What is a wasp?

>>6863578
>needing a dog

the cats kill the vermin, I take care of the niggers personally

>>6863583

White Anglo-saxon Protestant

>>6863584
Niggers are creatures of the night and I have work in the morning. Having a dog to wake you up when jamal dus nuffin in your house is great. The barking usually keeps them out in the first place.

>>6863588
Thanks. I hear it everywhere. Not exactly sure why it needs to be said so much in the first place.

I just might start doing this to all OT threads I see. Just derail the fuck out of them.

>>6863568
I go to /paul/ just for kicks sometimes. Hear stuff like this all the time. You juuuust start to believe it, until something snaps you out of it.

great thread here

>>6863533
>Harlem Sanders

>oh yes, goy, don't forget to upvote that cat meme on Reddit

Why the fuck are his lips so red. Why does he have crossed eyes. Why does it look like a mask.

He did have regrets selling the business, yeah. I mean, he really didn't know how to run a proper restaurant, his menu was apparently way too big to be practical. The people who bought it from the colonel downscaled the menu and simplified a bunch of recipes. Colonel hated the gravy (and probably other stuff that they made), saying something along the lines of "We used to have the best damn gravy around, now it tastes like carpet."

>>6863641
The Colonel's eyes are not crossed.

fucking video games

>>6863533

His greatest accomplishment outside of inventing KFC was starting the Harlem Renaissance. which inspired many great chefs, including a young Negro named Langostino Hughes, who invented the very popular dish named after him, Langostino Shrimp.

>>6863636
>broken memes
literally wat

>>6863788
I googled Harlem Sanders and Harlem Renaissance and I'm not really getting anything substantive, also I thought they were Langostino Lobsters, not shrimp.

Long John Silvers used to serve Langostino Lobster bites.

>>6863842

>>6863842

guess you learned something today

>>6863568
probably aren't wrong tbh

>>6863641
dude check out those scary eyes of that cat there: >>6863575

>>6863555
Only minorities hate cats

>>6863571
Well that escalated quickly!

>>6863533
>Colonel Harlem Sanders
Ok so if this is not a troll post... The man's name is Colonel Harland Sanders and was commissioned as a"Colonel" by the Kentucky governor at the time that he killed some asshole oil speculator. The good Colonel's friend was convicted of murder and set free later. He was an asshole and a "Good-ole-boy" who had friends in high places and knew how to get people to open his type of restaurants for a fee, or chain restaurants.

Harlem New York is named for Haarlem in the Netherlands. It was New Amsterdam at one point. Now go eat some good chicken, like form Bogangels!

Christ I think that I teach some of you idiots in Global or American history...

>>6863969
How do you mean? Are a you dude teacher?

>>6863969
Which anons in this thread are you specifically mentioning?

>>6863964
Colonel Sanders seems like a sweet old man, he seems like he would make the perfect Grandpa.

https://youtu.be/ttdTGPQer-o

>Sit in his lap on the rocking chair on the front porch
>Hear him regale tales of the old south while feeding you some of his friend chicken

Was the Colonel really this difficult to work with in commercials? He sounds drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c7k2zyLn6I

>>6864114
Colonel sanders apparently had a "legendary" cursing ability

>>6863583
>>6863588
alternatively, white-ass suburban people

>>6863533
Yes OP
Col. Harlem Sanders settled in New York and showed kindness to the local afro-american community, which was very forward thinking for the time. He opened up a KFC there too. In order to honor hos memory the neighborhood was named for him (Harlem) and fried chicken became popular with afro-americans.

>>6863964
>harland

>>6864214
*his memory
not hos

>>6864149
Sauce on that?

>>6864214
Then why do they call it Kentucky Fried chicken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwAYhm7R-8

Where is the Colonel buried? And can you visit his tombstone. I want to visit him and take a selfie next to his gravesite.

>>6864293
the C was F'd in the K style. Young Harlem started out Fing C in K, but eventually sought his fortune in the big apple.

>>6864293
Do Kentuckians really talk like that?

>>6863533
The last one is actually true and he sued the company that bought KFC from him.
http://www.history.com/news/hungry-history/8-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-real-colonel-sanders?cmpid=Social_FBPAGE_HISTORY_20150909_233569617&linkId=16927624

Another thing Sanders used to do is fund low-budget exploitation movies in exchange for product placement and he'd even make a cameo.

What's the best way to order at KFC to get the most amount of tasty chicken while paying the lowest price per piece?

I love KFC chicken and the iconic colonel so much that I'm planning on naming my first son Harland.

>>6864394
Thank you for that interesting link anon, within the article I also found a book that piqued my interest, and I shall pick it up for some leisure reading, thank you, anon.

>Colonel Sanders and the American Dream

>Acclaimed cultural historian Josh Ozersky defines the American Dream as being able to transcend your roots and create yourself as you see fit. Harland Sanders did exactly that. Forced at age ten to go to work to help support his widowed mother and sisters, he failed at job after job until he went into business for himself as a gas station/café/motel owner and finally achieved a comfortable, middle-class life. But then the interstate bypassed his business and, at sixty-five, Sanders went broke again. Packing his car with a pressure cooker and his secret blend of eleven herbs and spices, he began peddling the recipe for “Colonel Sanders’ Kentucky Fried Chicken” to small-town diners in exchange for a nickel for each chicken they sold. Ozersky traces the rise of Kentucky Fried Chicken from this unlikely beginning, telling the dramatic story of Sanders’ self-transformation into “The Colonel,” his truculent relationship with KFC management as their often-disregarded goodwill ambassador, and his equally turbulent afterlife as the world’s most recognizable commercial icon.

>Colonel Sanders

>The purveyor of the best fried chicken ever made in human history.

Hopefully God has him seated up high in Heaven where he's making fried chicken beside Jesus.

>>6864527
I kind of like that name... Harland, I wonder why he's the only one I've ever heard of before with that name.

>>6864114
such a weird thing how he openly talks about shitting in the hospital

>>6864704
He's well known for how blunt he is, his temper, and his vocal cursing.

President LBJ was sort of the same way. He would hold the bathroom door open while on the crapper and holding conversations with people standing outside the door.

>>6864704
It's even funnier that Jim Bakker was found to be illegally using the donations he was receiving for his "Church". He had a dog house for his dog that was air conditioned, which was kind of unheard of back then.

He spent some time in prison, his wife Tammy Faye was a gay icon, and oddly their son Jay is a Christian but is a highly liberal Christian who likes to preach in bars and get tattooed, et.c The Bakker story was one interesting story.

>>6863914
Why do you have a screen shot from Zardoz?

>>6864782
What the fuck is Zardoz?

>>6865094
A very strange sci fi movie starring Sean Connery

>>6863533
You should know the original name instead of the nigger name of KFC, the original is Kentucy Fried Chicken and he got a Horatio Alger award right next to an uncle of mine because he made something from nothing.

Once the company was sold off and they niggered it up by rebranded it as KFC, I suspect he didn't care so much. He died in 1980, that was way before it was rebranded to appeal to nigs.

Weird ya know, we have the same birthdate, different years, same date. Good times!

>>6865094

The Colonel is my hero. I want to hang his portrait on my wall.

>>6864138
>Kentucky Chied Chicken
>That's why Most Folks Call it Fingermergumm

classic keks.

>>6863533
>Harlem NY
NY was a Dutch settlement. Harlem being named after some place in Holland.

>>6864214
Bullshit, he retired in the late 60's and never sucked up to niggers, he sold his company off and was done with it. Then the holding company sucked up to niggers.

>>6867275
Actually the original name of my city was New Amsterdam.

Nobody makes a big company by sucking up to niggers, Col. Harland Sanders certainly didn't.

>>6864727
> President LBJ was sort of the same way. He would hold the bathroom door open while on the crapper and holding conversations with people standing outside the door.

Holy shit. That's a Texas reference from King of The Hill I've never noticed. I know Hank's dog is named Lady Bird after the first lady. But Hank's boss frequently has conversations with his staff while on the toilet. It's the little jokes that matter.

>>6867301
Why isn't he playing Colonel Sanders instead of Norm Macdonald, someone find this man and offer him a job!

>>6867465
You might enjoy this then anon.

It's a recording of LBJ ordering pants and is a sample of his crude blunt language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

>>6867531
>Hearing a president say the words nuts, bunghole, and belch loudly over the phone

kek

He must have been a hoot to work for.

>>6867191
fingergirlennugen?

>>6867519
Because they're politically correct suckups, they're sacks of shit that can't think for themselves let alone do something useful. Norm Macdonald, he's such a hollywood nigger suckup that it's boring.

>>6867578
I think he might have fun to work for, at least he was honest. Honesty isn't what you'll get from the nigger in office now.

>>6863533
Who cares, get a life you fucking loser.

>>6867639
You cared enough to post.

>>6867643
>cared enough to post.
0/10 get a life

>>6864337
No.
Not remotely.

>>6867648
And reply. :^)

>>6864431
You can replace every piece with thigh for no extra cost

the colonel was in a bunch of shitty movies

I'd mention them but all I know about them are from internet movie reviewers

also: the colonel hated children and was mean to them. according to family lore, he made my mom cry at a parade once.

>>6867708
this

>>6867708
Thighs are absolutely the best piece, I don't understand why the breast is the most popular, it's literally dry bland and tasteless, once I'm done with the skin on a chicken breast I'm done.

If Colonel Sanders was still alive I would ask him if I could suck his cock.

2 many questions

>>6864539
>Packing his car with a pressure cooker and his secret blend of eleven herbs and spices, he began peddling the recipe for “Colonel Sanders’ Kentucky Fried Chicken” to small-town diners

Like a modern day Johnny Appleseed.

>>6867787
>I don't understand why the breast is the most popular

Because with modern breeds the breast is the most meat, which means it can be sold cheaply. People like cheap.

>>6869654
Modern day. Born September 9, 1890, died December 16, 1980. Sold off his company in 1964.

Joe Strummer "Johnny Appleseed"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pYwPc6UNmo

>>6863583
Whimsical Anal Sex Pundit

>>6867787
>I don't understand why the breast is the most popular

me neither

Lisa Morales

>>6869707
Because breasties are besties

>>6867612
Norm MacDonald is actually a right-wing, Christian conservative Canadian and probably hates most niggers>>6867708