/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yogurt is my go-to for days after I throw up and my stomach feels awful, so I expect these are equally easy on the gut.

>>6849140
>I heard they help if you have stomach problems.
will they fix my pancreatic cancer?

>>6849140
iirc they have a disproportionate amount of sugar but they do have lactobacillus which may help with your digestion

but unless you're a fuckin weeb or you like the taste of the stuff plain yogurt would be just as healthy if not healthier. look into other lacto fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi if you're interested in that kind of stuff

>>6849154
I was going around in the supermarket and i felt like i was about to burp and a acid feeling so i bought some, they taste great, way better than the usual danone i buyt.

>>6849140
I read the culture isn't as large as it should be to be useful. It has to get past your stomach acid before it has a chance to settle in your intestines.

I've got a stomach problem and it's that I don't have enough goddamn motherfucking yakult in it.

>>6849140
I've heard that if you worship crystals and pray to space alien lizard people that you'll be cured of all ills. You might want to try that out, ride some unicorns and worship rainbows while your at it for good measure.

>>6849231
So you think there's something mystical about the very idea that boosting your gut flora might help with digestion?

>>6849157
Nothing funnier than pancreatic cancer. I hope you get it.

>>6849234

>>6849234
Don't bother responding to children. The kids on here will undoubtedly have horrible lives as it is. No social skills, obesity, you name it.

>>6849272
Ass cancer is pretty funny.

>>6849277
You must be right mr special snowflake, the universe revolves around you.

>>6849272
I literally have it and have less than 6 months to live. It just feels good to joke about death. My parents hate it.

>>6849281
You should have an awesome blowout party.
If you're gonna die and know it, do it in style.

>>6849284
Yeah I'm trying to have fun before it gets too bad. I tried heroin the other day. I puked and had a seizure. Probably not the drug for me.

>>6849281
You probably won't be missed

>>6849291
I've never done heroin but I've read that it only happens the first time. Don't become some drug addict though, for the short time that you have left being a crack baby or heroin scag doesn't seem like much fun. I think I'd hit Rio and bang some hot Brasilian babes.

>>6849279
I know it's hard but one day you'll have no choice but to make that brutal climb up the stairs and out of mom's basement.

>>6849293
You're wrong, all souls will be missed until we meet again, even your sad one.

>>6849279
No I just read the rules where it says you have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>6849304
I'm an atheist. I recommend you don't waste your life.

>>6849311
You'll know soon enough I suppose.

>>6849311
>I'm an atheist

>>6849308
Then what are you doing posting here?

I just wanted to talk about yogurt, what have i done?

>>6849281
Good old fashioned gallows humor never hurt anyone, but yeah parents don't like that.

How about a good old sea shanty?

Yo Ho, Dirty Sailor Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4077-uVwq9M

>>6849140
I had a course of antibiotics a couple of weeks ago and it fucked me up a bit, so I drank these.

I have no idea if they helped sort out my diarrhea or not but I like to think they did.

>>6849281
I got diagnosed with a chronic, potentially terminal if untreated, blood disease a few months ago. I like to joke about it and it just about makes my mother cry every time I do.

>>6849343
Mix that with some vodka.

>>6849346
I know this is a joke, but nobody try this if they're hoping to get living bacteria into their gut.

It might be interesting to try it just for the flavour, but probably not pleasant.

>>6849349
You have to be a Brit, American, or Russian to appreciate gallows humor.

The music of Ireland: Jigs and reels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3xeTpgLP5o

>>6849363
That's not gallows humour. A bit of gut trouble from a course of antibiotics is the sort of thing anybody would joke about.

>>6849345
Which disease ?
>>6849343
Antibiotics hurts your gut bacteria, fermented milk is full of gut bacteria which probably helped it with that spray-shitting.

>>6849708
Yeah, but >>6849194. Yakult might not be as helpful as it claims.

I've tried this twice and both times I got diarrhea right after

Never again

>>6849140
These things are delicious if you put it in the freezer, basically turns into a popsicle

>>6849718
you must introduce it anally! not drink it!

>>6849708
>Which disease ?

Paroxysmal Nocturnal Haemoglobinuria.

My red blood cells lack a protein that protects them from them from the body's immune system. My body breaks down my red blood cells.

Causes chronic anemia, which can kill you and almost killed me before I was hospitalised, and it also causes blood clots - a pulmonary embolism being the reason I was hospitalised in the first place - but they don't know why.

But I've just started treatment so it'll keep the anemia under control for the most part and blood thinners should reduce the risk of spontaneous death from a blood clot.

>>6849343
When I kept getting c diff I was told to take probiotics only when not on antibiotics because the latter just kills the former.

>>6849140
these are either decent or fucking atrocious. i doubt they help stomach issues because these taste like creamy chemicals