/ck/ - Food & Cooking

downonyourluck/10
it's ok op I had two giant bags of chips and brisk iced tea for dinner today

>>6848622
i spent my last 20 on a scratch off lottery ticket it was the first in the new roll so i thought i had a guaranteed winner

>>6848583

enjoy your 11am shits and dirty M+KB

8/10

>>6848631
whats m+kb

>>6848638

mouse + keyboard

>>6848583
Don't you feel subconscious buying that? Or is that normal for flyovers?

>>6848622
>two

Wtf, why?

>>6848628
You're a retard

>>6848655
i buy it from the same liquor i go to nightly for the last 5 years

>>6848659
How fat are you?

>>6848628
So you didn't win?

>>6848662
180lb>>6848664
no i didnt win

>>6848657
why i have won before.

>>6848622
what kind of chips?

>>6848583
>Under 5.75
Straight flyover. Not even mad, straight jealous
>plastic 40's
Im so glad Im an old fag, and these were not invented when I was underrage.
Have fun anon

>>6848755
The plastic is new to me im 28 and have been drinking 40ozs since i was 19 and i miss the glass alot I can still get st ides but I hate going to that neighborhood

I'm with ya Opie, liquid diet tonight...we gonna be feelin alright, already cracked the Loko

>>6848803
did you try that new "gold" four loko? its like 14%

>you will never enjoy a steel reserve

>>6848819
>steel reserve
>enjoy
Pick 1. Its not that they're bad, but its pretty much choking them down with despair because you have hit such a low point in your life.

6/10 breddy gud

that dog bite beer is rough

>>6848819

Steel reserve tastes like fucking shit. It's an alcoholics choice of beverage. I had a roommate that would drink 2 a night every night. That glass used to pile up quick

>>6848806
Not yet, it's on my to do list.

>>6848822
Yeah it's not great tasting, but for the price and buzz it's worth it.

I'll say this much though, if you're not a BEEEEEER guy, it really isn't as disgusting as lots of shitty beers people drink all the time. For example, I'll take Steel flavor wise over Highlife which for some reason makes me sick

>>6848835
in all honesty id take steel over craft beers i find most of them repulsive

>>6848819
I've drank pretty much all of popular brands of malt liquor at least 3x and Steel Reserve is the second worst behind Colt 45 (watery as fuck)

Olde English a best

>>6848842
west coat or east coast oe?

>>6848755
We called it the john elway. It was when we needed to get rid of an empty 40 while underage. It was the fun alternative to stomping them down into a storm drain. With the foam and nastiness left in the bottom of a 211 40 I would project it very similar to a football through the maple trees under a starlit sky. We would wait for the splash if we were successful in hitting the neighbors abandoned above ground swimming pool. The derelict who lived in the house let the unused pool fill with rainwater, mosquitoes, and goose shit for years. It was called the John Elway because with proper technique the 40 would spiral just like a football. Someone would call out an inebriated play, snap me the empty 40, and I would hail mary it with a tight spiral through a gap in the trees. The anticipation until the report of landing was a rush like no other. A time or two we heard a shatter from an overthrown 40 hitting the side of his house or deck. The homeowner had more problems than a math book so he could never call the cops on us, despite announcing he would do so as loud as his lungs could bellow into the night sky. It probably took him weeks before he hit the misses on the grass with a lawn mower The motherfucker had knee high grass in his backyard.

tl:dr: plastic 40s are no fun

>ITT: sadness and despair

>>6848583

>Not just getting a High Life™.

Living on minimum wage must be hell.

>>6848847
ya plastic sucks

>>6848864
However, the plastic handles of cheap vodka were good for something. They were perfect for dry ice or toilet bowl cleaner "noisemakers".

I have yet to try this with a plastic 40 as a lot has changed since those days and I can't imagine drinking anything out of a plastic 40 or doing anything close to the shenanigans we got away with in teenage years.

>>6848842
Olde E is my favorite taste wise, but sadly it ain't high gravity, so I tend to only buy it when I'm like already drunk

>>6848583
Looks good, where'd you get those Doritos? I've never seen those before.

>>6848857
>drinking beer that's 5 %

You must be a newb, or a frat boy who finds chugging/shotgunning to be enjoyable

>>6848655
>subconscious

>>6848884
I used to get them at a local convenience store like a year ago then they stopped carrying them been looking for like 8 months and the local wal mart now has them u can use the frito lays product locator to find them like i did

>>6848583
Here's mine...

Steel Reserve in cans
Chinese take out
Mountain Dew - Baja Blast

I call that single dude chow.

>>6848908
generals chicken

>>6848914
Naw, I that's too sweet. I like the savory stuff better.
I got:
16. Shumai
39. Black Pepper Mei Fun w/Chicken
66. Chicken w/Basil Sauce
M72. Chicken & Potatoes w/Special Sauce

>>6848927
did they tell you ready in 10 minute? no matter what i order and no matter the Chinese place always the same

>>6848932
Naw it was a delivery, some new guy was delivering it and he couldn't find my place so I had to direct him in on the phone, but that's cool. They're pretty honest, sometimes when I order they'll tell me straight up that it'll be an hour or so and that's fine so I order a two or three hours before the place closes.

>>6848938
no matter what like I cannot understand them on the phone yet they never fuck my order up

>>6848932
10 minute quickie quickie, me love you long time!

>>6848964
That's why I stick with chicken on most orders, they usually don't get beef or pr0k right. Sometimes they do but it's hit or miss with the chef, if the chef is good I'll get good stuff but sometimes it's either a n00b or someone not paying attention. It's pretty hard to fuckup chicken.

>>6848969
the one near me has cheap ass wings like 10 for 4 and they are just as good as a lot of pizza wing places and like 6 bucks cheaper

>>6848844
East, not sure what the difference is

lacks nutrition / 10

>>6848972
east coast version is 5.9% alcohol west coast is 7.5%

>>6848971
There's a place near me that does that too. They have nuggers and wings and shit but put it right from the hot oil into the styrofoam container and it melts the bottom of the container right into the food. Fucking nasty. I've learned what to order and not order from the two places around me that deliver, that latter styrofoam one is in simple walking distance, they do make the better crab rangoons and spring rolls.

>>6848974
Yer mum got some proper nutrition last night if you know what I mean.

>>6848979
im not adventerous at all the only rhings i ever got was wings, ribs, generals chicken and orange chicken. my mom got some other dishes like the szechuan chicken but that stuff is lame they fill it with so much other shit cheap veggies or whatever. the generals is just chicken and broccoli u can fuck with filler

>>6848886
high life is actually 4.2

once i learned that i never bought another

>>6848583
I could have done better for slightly less
>2 bottles of steel
>that's it

>>6848987
The filler is the sugar on that for most places. I like getting more neutral stuff then add my own stuff to it. Like for the chicken w/basil sauce, I'll add some decent soy sauce and eat it over yellow rice instead of the crappy white rice that was included.

>>6848998
they put a bunch of that other shit too like onions peas bell peppers etc... soo much filler not a lot of chicken

>>6849001
I hate the fucking carrots they put in that stuff. I love carrots when they're in a stew or something but the Chinese never get carrots right. Never.

A wok just can't do carrots properly.

>>6848583
how much was each thing?

>>6849018
i had a coupon for the chips and the steel reserve is 1.89 dog bite like 1.05

>>6849025
>steel reserve is 1.89
does anyone else live in a place where 40s of malt liquor are stupidly overpriced? around here it's like $3.50 before tax.

>>6849033
the premium ones like colt 45 and oe and mickeys are like 2.45

>>6849033
What would the purpose of that be then...the whole appeal is that they are pretty high in alcohol content for cheap

>>6849044
still 5 bucks out the door for 2 40zs isnt that awful

>>6849033
they're like $5 or more in canada for a 40oz of colt and OE.

>>6849033
>3.50 for one fo'ty
What's the fucking point then

>>6849051
how much do other beers cost there? around here the prices for "regular" beer are alright (3.70 for a 6 pack of PBR or MHL, 7.50-10.00 for a 6 pack of most craft/import beers), it's just malt liquor that's overpriced.

>$2
>24oz
>8.4% ABV
>Way higher quality than malt liquor
>Tastes decent

You niggers don't know how to economically alcoholing

>buy a 40
>every fucking time some black guy in line wants to small talk or comments on you drinking a for ty

>>6849063
never saw or heard of that

>>6849063
Yeah...when your hipster store opens up on every city corner, then tell me about it.

>>6849126

test

>>6849138
icles

>>6849138
faggot

>>6849060
Cheapest beer is like $7 for a six pack, good beer is like $15 for a six pack

This is in Alberta with the cheapest prices too, I recently seen a 40 of olde english for $8

>>6849240
is he ok?

>>6849033
i heard some places like california make 40s cost extra because theyre tired of all the broken 40 bottles they have to clean up

>>6849260
I heard Portland banned 40oz sales from certain areas

>>6849280
wouldnt surprise me, theres multiple reasons i can think of to tax/ban 40s

>>6849283
slippery slope then u have to ban cheap vodka cheap wine etc....

>>6849245
It was just banter m8

>>6849240
lol thats the dude on the cky album cover

>>6848583
WNY? Gennese beer is fucking shit.......do not ever binge on Cream Ale, ever.

>>6849359
no Gennese is in that pic

>>6849366
Dude, the Dog Bite is the hobo piss that couldn't even be called Genny beer, Dog Bite is made at Gennese brewery.

>>6849426
its better then earthquake

>>6848583
Liquor is cheaper in the long run.
When I want a drink, it's rum&coke.
It looks like you're shit with money and I suppose you deserve the early death you'll meet by eating like shit.
You could have eaten a nice home cooked meal for less than $3 if you learned how and put a little bit of forethought into it.
Or you could have gotten something with some nutritional value.
Just be sure not to shit up other people's lives while you're shitting up your own and we'll be alright I suppose.

>>6848932
The Asian places near my house make it all to order.
Chinese, 2xVietnamese, Laotian, Thai and ten Mexican restaurants all within 4 blocks and it's all fresh.
Fuck I love my neighborhood if there just weren't so many blacks stinking it up.
At least the Asians keep an eye on them.

Alcoholic/10

>>6848839
Shit taste flyover detected.

>>6848583
Here lies faggot OP's butthole.
Inlet for dicks, outlet for shit. Fucked by many, cleaned by none. Killed before its time by spicy chips and shitty booze. RIP in piece.

had you bought 100g of peanuts and 200 grams of cowpeas you'd be set for the DAY (entire day on a ok diet) and spending less. with the rest you could buy some fruit/junk, idk

>>6848886
Or, you know, not a violent alcoholic.

>>6848583
10/10

>>6849502
Sit down for A moment. Are you? Okay, your hand is backwards, just chill and bend it the other way