/ck/ - Food & Cooking

so /ck/ today i invented a dish that i personally think is delicous. Its called the sumbmersible sandwich. Baisically the idea is that you take your favorite soup or broth and then build a sandwich to your preference and then take the sandwich put it in a bowl cover with soup microwave. The one i just made was chicken broth with a sandwich that was white bread, roast beef, cheddar, and tomato slices. Then covered the top with more cheddar and french fried onions. Then i ate it and jizzed all over.
Thoughts?

>>6839759
>image.jpg

Why do you iCucks always shitpost?

This is a serious question so try not to answer like a dumb fuck

>>6839766
What does this mean?

Nevermind, I want /pol/ to leave.

>>6839765
Nice old meme, but it lacks the utter dedication of reposting the entire thread...

>>6839776
It started to get weird when he would repost updates to the thread as random anons posted unknowingly in his repost thread

>>6839771
I told you not to answer like a dumb fuck

But then again you own an apple product so I guess you can't help it

>>6839833
I'm not op, shitposter from /pol/

You care way too much about consumer goods, buyfag. I have a feeling you're that guy who posts threads complaining about television advertisements that you chose to watch, on your television, that you own.

Faggot.

>>6839771
NIGGER ITS WINTER TIME, WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK

CK IS MY BOARD. ITS ALWAYS BEEN MY BOARD

WINTER IS COMING

>>6839759
Depends on the texture of the bread, finely textured bread requires more blasts while more rustic styled loaves need fewer. And your grandmother was wrong, the air horn doesn't help bread rise properly; what it actually does is burst large air bubbles in the dough to create a denser bread with an even distribution of small air bubbles. The misconception stems from a mention in one book of the popular Betty Baudloup, Girl Detective series where air horns are attributed to helping bread rise properly. Book number 13, The Lost Treasure of Brown-Finger Cave, if you were wondering.

2 honks for yeast loaves
1 honk for yeast rolls
A loud fart for quick breads.

Hope that helps, OP.

>>6839839
>assuming assumed assumptions

Keep crying bitch

>>6839854
Like I'm the one crying when you're here on a cantonese interpretive dance forum having a stroke over the idea that someone on the internet bought the wrong brand electronics.

Install adblock, get rid of the television, and improve your life. What a sad existence you consumer whores have.

>>6839864
see>>6839854

>>6839886
You just don't get it, do you? You honestly think you've won the consumer rat race because you're defending some brand you identify with against some other brand you don't identify with. And anyone who disagrees with you is a homosexual owner of wrong brand.

What went wrong with your life, anon? And when?

>>6839904
My point is that I've never seen a non-shitpost image.jpg

iPlebs are literally killing this site

>>6839923
It's an extremely common filename for google image search results

You're reading way too much into this, consumer buyfag whore

>>6839928
>It's an extremely common filename for google image search results

Wrong, it happens when you post from an apple product

>>6839939
Apple is a big company, isn't it? Am I allowed to say that or will it trigger you?

A big company will naturally have a large market share, which means a lot of images on the internet will have been posted by an Apple product.

Can you see where this is going? Or are you going to pretend that op personally took a photograph of an air horn using his Apple brand camera, photoshopped noise lines around it using Apple brand Photoshop, and uploaded it using his Apple brand computer? For the express purpose of shitposting once with it on /ck/?

>>6839984
You're so stupid it hurts to read your post

ANY photo posted from an iPleb device will be labeled as "image.jpg" on 4chan

>>6839939
All the images on my computer are named image just for your butt hurt

>>6839851
This is the correct answer, OP.

>>6839999
>iPleb
You remind me of me in 1998, saying stuff like "micro$oft" that I picked up from slashdot because I thought I was being edgy and countercultural.

If you somehow manage not to kill yourself from angst before your teenaged years are over, you'll look back on these days and cringe.

>>6840010
That's nice

Keep being obsessed about what other 4chan users think of your posts

>>6840030
I'm sorry that I blew you the fuck out and you can only respond with ad hominem attacks

Keep those tears flowing ;^)

>>6840035
Not happy about being part of my clever ruse? That's cool. Your cool. Swag money fresh like my groceries.
>I lie on the internet

>>6840035
>implying you're not shitting yourself with rage right now

>>6840060
Keep projecting your anger my upset friend :^)

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/has-anyone-had-any-luck-using-an-air-horn-to-help-bread-rise-properly.454388922/
>My grandmother used to do this when I was growing up, and her bread always turned out perfectly. Unfortunately she passed away, so I was never able to learn from her how to get the correct timing in the air horn blasts.

>Feb 6, 2015

>>6840079
I want to say it's a bit older then that... but yeah, winter 2014-2015 is the right era for this annoying shit.

>>6840073
Just think about how many wrong brand computers are posting right now.

How does it make you feel?

>>6840073
Print that post off so mom can put it on the fridge. She will proud anon! Way to step up!

>>6840096
>he still keeps responding to prove how not mad he is

>>6840109
>responding to someone else

>>6840104
>he's samefagging to not appear as pathetically BTFO

>>6840109
>not having a patrician apple product that renames your images for you so you remember it's an image
Is this the real reason you're so upset? You should get a job so you can afford a good brand of computer, like Apple. Made with the best stuff on earth™

>>6840117
>failing this hard at damage control

>>6840114
Caught me. Oh lord. What do. Such shame.

>>6840124
>he's STILL posting

>>6840123
The only damage here is to your anus, I think you're going to need reconstructive surgery now, poor non-Apple-owner baby :(
>having to do some weird command line shit to figure out if it's an image
>things non-Apple owners have to put up with

>>6840131
>so is he
>oh my
I'm having fun you?

>>6840133
>>6840134
>jumping through this many hoops to convince anonymous image board users that you're not mad as fuck

I win!

>>6840147
>look mom i have peaked in this pathetic life of mine

>>6840147
At typing command line garbage, maybe.

Sorry you had to do 100 hours of programming to learn if it was an image or an Appleworks spreadsheet.

>>6840147
I love you anon. I know you need to hear it.

>>6840152
>>6840153
>mad
>as
>fuck

>>6840160
Not the same anons that you have been winning against. However you are a tool.

anon. I gotta bad feeling some thing bad is going to happen to your entire family.
>O'Doyle rules!

>>6840162
Keep crying like a little bitch

I blow my bread with a straw

>>6840175
Your mother blows me with her mouth

>>6840180
My mom is a lesbian...

>>6840181
You were raised by a degenerate piece of shit so it explains why you'd buy apple products

>>6840186
stop posting from your iphone

>>6840172
lol this guy
his sitting in straya now wishing he could rejoin the british isle.
thats your problem isnt m8?

>>6840189
>damage control

>>6840197
>implying I'm from a country founded on a criminal settlement

>>6840230
>implybing ur not

>>6840230
>yellow women with giant clit detected

>>6840234
Mämmi?

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