/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6823691
>knife still wet
reason enough for a divorce

These gotta be ironic.

>>6823694
This, jesus christ. The little things

That's what they have in England for tea.

>>6823727
Beans on toast is analogous to Americans eating instant noodles, except beans are much better for you.

it looks like ray charles cut those cucumbers

A bean paste sandwich sounds delicious

>>6823694
Usually I'd be mad too but with as wet as the whole dish already is it's not like it'll make much of a difference this time.

>putting liquid on toast

>>6823734
>bread pudding
>french toast
>chilaquiles
>stuffing/dressing
>sopapilla
>biscuits and gravy
>too lazy to continue what should be a much larger list, but I believe it to be sufficient
you just need to do it right

>this picture format

Why do normalfags make pictures this way?

>>6823728
>beans
>HFCS
>red dye #5
>butylated hydrozyttoluene

>>6823737
Looking at that actually makes me want to vomit

These cannot be sincere.

>>6823873
>British baked beans
>HFCS

Good one m8y moo. We don't have your cancer syrup over here. Even our fizzy drinks use real cane sugar.

>>6825138
those nuggers look yummy tbh

>>6825138
Disgracing the gift of God known as chicken and waffles

>>6825138
i'd eat it and lick the plate clean fam

>>6825138
nice take on chicken and waffles

>>6825138
would eat tbh

>>6823691

does that girl have Parkinson's or amthg

look at all the different widths and angles of those cucumber slices my god

>>6825138
>>6825143
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>>6825220
americans are fucked up

>>6825242

>>6823737
>2 whole eggs
>8 noodles
>one gallon of corn
Nice

>>6825242
Well of course they are. Take
>>6825271
For example, we all know that the truth is the complete opposite of that image, proven time and again on all boards with flags, but they like to live in a fantasy land where they are somehow good or that their dicks aren't mutilated.

>>6825293
>For example, we all know that the truth is the complete opposite of that image, proven time and again on all boards with flags, but they like to live in a fantasy land where they are somehow good or that their dicks aren't mutilated.

Except there's no indication any of them are American yet he [you] still got butthurt enough to shitpost. Take it to /pol/

>>6823873
Sorry clappyfat, but don't post your inferior Monsanto mutant beans as if they are somehow the norm. Only your corrupt shitpile uses HFCS due to your corn lobby.

>>6825296
>Post picture saying he is American and yuropoors are just jealous
>State that the facts prove the opposite is true
>Hurr why u think he muriclap?

You're a fucking moron, but what can we expect from an inbred yokel crying about the /pol/ boogeyman.

A friend of mine married and sired a family with a woman who can't fucking cook to save her life.

Mac and cheese is a staple for almost all of their meals, because it's easy and quick.

Mac and cheese and grilled cheese. Mac and cheese and beans. Mac and cheese with chicken nuggets.

They'll all probably die of heart disease within the next 10 years.

my exhusband left me for a younger woman who can't cook.

>mfw he's disgustingly fat, greasy and falling apart now because of his poor dietary habits.

>>6825317
Yeah but at least he got a younger model.

>>6825313
i don't understand how you can live for years cooking all your own meals and still not know how to cook decent

not amazing, just decent

>>6825325
you see that level of ineptitude in all sorts of things though - people who think they can sing, people who think they can draw, people who think they make nice food.
You always find people who are just so dense they can't tell that what they are doing is so awful it's laugable.
Never quite understood, i just assume the person in question has a really low intelligence.

>>6825138
>look honey I can use both the toaster and the microwave

lol holy shit murrichubbies

>>6825324
(who gave him crabs, or so I was told from a reliable source.)

It doesn't matter how pretty an apple is - if it's rotten on the inside, who wants to take a bite?

>>6825354
Yeah but the apple will be younger so it's seeds will be much tighter than an older one. That's all that really matters.

>>6823748
>chilaquiles

>>6825317
that must be incredibly satisfying

hope you're doing well if not better, men are pigs and not meant for marrying

>>6825378
No one is worth marrying.

>>6825317
>>6825354
y r all grills medic players

>>6825378
>men are pigs and not meant for marrying
#sexism

>>6825363
let me guess, you're one of those who thinks
>muh tortillas ain't bread!

>>6825405
because he's hot

>>6825317
i mean how good can you cook?
are you a chef? because if not, its probably not that much of a perk anyway.
>tits or gtfo yaddayaddayadda

>>6823737
>white women

>>6825313

A woman like that is literally going to endanger all of their lives with heart failure.

Why would you knowingly marry a woman that will kill you and your kids?

>>6826218
women cant cook anymore because feminism

>>6826184
>>6826218
>>6826234

>>6825360
She was talking about him ya dingus

>>6825448
chiliquilles don't have liquid on them they're cooked with eggs ya britbrong

good how bad is mexican food in that foodhellholeland of yours?

>>6823748
also sopapillas are a fried thing, not some bread just covered in a liquid any more than fried chicken is a chicken covered in liquid

god damn you bongland

>>6826525
>can't spell chilaquiles
>hundreds of iterations of chilaquiles, all of which require softening fried tortillas with sauce
>GUISE! I know what I'm saying!

>>6826531
fuck it, you're just stupid

How does every post devolve into eurofags crying about how much they hate america?

yurocucks please go

>>6826504
No, we were talking about the younger model being tighter where it counts so he upgraded regardless of what she said.

Well that's another thread ruined with American shitposting.

>>6825317
>LOOK AT ME I AM GRIL ON LE IMAGEBERD

>>6825378
>men are pigs and not meant for marrying
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>>6826650
>bitching about spelling shit cause he still wrong
nah fucker it's just fried corn tortillas, usually with eggs and onions and shit. How the fuck are you eating it with sauce

gdi britbrong. do they even have decent food? like what's the best food they have?

>>6826717
what the fuck are those chocolate chip cookies in rice with ketchup?

>>6826717
This is fake, the picture is bigger than the frame it's supposed to be in

>>6826717
>9000 hours in ms paint

>>6823691

>need more of these

>>>>/b/

cooksuck.com has some gems

>>6825271

…. are you serious? it's definitely more like exactly the opposite.

>>6827143
>cooksuck.com
The pictures are pretty funny but the tl;dr rants are very try hard and not even moderately entertaining.

>>6827171
yeah, feels pretty redditesque tbh

>>6825303
>le GMO boogeyman meme

I'm sorry but this website is for individuals 18+ only. It seems that you do not belong here.

Please leave and take your sugar beans with you.

>>6823691
>this is fine dining in Britain

Is Britain where food goes to die? By far the worst country for finding good cuisine.

>>6823691
Thank god I'm gay. Gay men make great cooks, and my hubby keeps both my butt and my tummy full.

>>6827218
enjoy hell

>>6825405
support classes are for whores

>>6827171
>>6827202
yeh the rants are pretty wanky but fuck some of the photos my god

>>6827226
Enjoy wasting your life over fantasies.

>>6827226
Who would want to go to heaven if God is that bigoted and that much of a buzz kill. That doesn't sound like heaven at all. And if God was that judgmental then he sounds more like Lucifer.

>>6827226
You do realize that Jesus healed a Centurion's gay lover and that he never once condemned homosexuality?

Anti homosexuality is pretty much a Jew thing.

>>6824114
>real cane sugar

Thanks to the CAP you're probably eating gay french sugar beets as cane is made too expensive to import

>>6827262
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>>6827290
>all this damage control samefaggotry

>>6827297
Nice retort.
Go away, jew.

>>6824113
It's Poe's Law in action. A parody of extremism and the extremism itself become indistinguishable.

That means there really are people out there who make food like this and at proud, but who can tell the sincere from the ones who are just having a laugh?

I tend to think the same thing, that none of these could be real, but it's really hard to tell.

>>6823691
What's the appeal with beans on toast?

>>6823691
I wonder what Gordon Ramsay would save if you served him that?

>>6823873
>Using beans from a can

>>6825293
You've clearly never actually been to /pol/.
Euros:
>Constantly bitch about America
>Literally make threads that say "hurr look at this irrelevant thing in murrica we're so much better than them durr"
American responses:
>lol 800,000
>pay debts
>lol "refugees"
>British state of Islam

>>6827434
>What's the appeal with beans on toast?

It tastes good and is cheap and quick. It isn't supposed to be a gourmet meal, it's the British equivalent of instant Ramen.

>>6826525
>>6826754
>thinking migas is chilaquiles
full retard

>>6827610
I think the reason why Americans don't understand is because Heinz baked beans are tough to find out here, outside British/Indian groceries... All we have is shitty Van De Kamps beans, can't wait til I go back to visit next month and get some chicken/fish and chips
Hopefully a 99p flake, soft serve is GOD TIER out there
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>6825407
>can't be sexist against male scum, check your privilege

i'm surprised nobody has posted this as of yet

>>6827747
why would anyone post an old tired meme

>>6827750

>>6827751

>>6827441
Your restaurant

>>6827751
>cheese fries

Idiot.

>>6827815
>being this new

>>6827697
Good luck finding a 99 for 99p.

>>6825313
recipe ideas for your friend's wife

>>6827265
Hell could be horrible and heaven very pleasant, all it means is that God is arbitrary lol

>>6825271
That picture kind of proves itself wrong

>>6825354
someone's having a hotflash kek

>>6827143
>what would you pair with scrambled eggs

how about some fucking bacon or sausage, what the fuck.

are those fucking crackers

>>6828319
I cant tell if these are serious anymore.

>>6828360
please note the canned spaghetti on top of the regular spaghetti

>>6828371
nice chicken parm

>>6823691

My wife once made:
* Frozen Tri-Color Tortellini
* Jarred Alfredo Sauce
* Mushrooms
* Salted Cashews

The cashews were not simply topped, she mixed them with the sauce.

>>6828216
>that burn ass rice
>that beige slop at the bottom.

>>6827156
>>6828277

Eurofags BTFO

>>6825242
lol i like how they just assume you are from Europe instantly

>>6825395
I was thinking this on my commute this morning.

>>6823729

kek

>>6825317

At least he'll die fucking a hotter woman, ya gotta give him that.

>>6827255

It looks bland as fuck without any dressing or vinaigrette but I can't think of it being unhealthy. Better than those hams that post 'salads' consisting of units of cheese, sauce, meat and bread.

>>6825286
>no mention of the fucking styrofoam plate and plastic fork

>>6825138
You know, this type of shit is fine once in a blue moon, but Jesus christ don't take a picture of it to share on the internet as if it's something to be at all proud of.

>>6827207
>sugar beans
Once more, yank, that disgusting monster food is only found in the shitstain you consider a country.

>>6827210
Nah, that's the Ameriblobs.

>>6829423
I know being American the answer is obviously no, but, can you read?

>>6827697
Are Heinz Baked Beans really that good? I assume Bush Baked Beans would be higher quality

>>6830179
Well, they're two different kettles of fish. The baked beans associated with English breakfasts don't use bacon or pork products, and don't typically use molasses or dark sugar. There's a greater emphasis on tomato sauce and they're less sweet. It's not so much that one is good or bad, it's that they're different.

>wifey thread is actually an american hate thread

>>6827697

>99
>for 99

how long have you been gone? 20 years?

>>6830179
bushes are mushy shit

b&m master race

>>6827610
Those are some fucking attrocious and disgusting looking beans. I'm a beaner and I wouldn't go near that nasty shit.

>>6829953
>bright orange boxed mac and cheese
>with candy
>on paper plates

It's like the wet dream meal of every 8 year old.

Holy fuck no wonder everyone says my cooking is great.

Most people can't bother to cook a decent meal.

>>6830179
Quality doesn't come into it. Heinz (or any other British Baked Bean) are totally different from Bush (or any other American Baked Bean)

>>6830281
>everyone says my cooking is great.
only to protect your delicate feelings, you are actually shit at everything you do

>>6830291
Don't project too hard on me anon.

>>6825338
It is called the Dunning-Krueger effect. The less you know about something, the more you think you know. I encourage everyone to read the paper, or at least the wikipedia article for it.

>>6825360
>seeds will be much tighter
HAAAh

>>6825271
The irony here is that only the Mediterranean parts of Europe have any decent cuisine. Any further North than that and it gets just as shitty as America, if not even shittier. At least Americans have Cajun cooking and Tex-Mex. What does Britain have other than toast sandwich (not even a joke)? And what about the Scandinavians? They have meatballs (spoilers: literally every culture on the planet has meatballs) and.... then what?

Yet these culinary philistines will claim the cuisine of better countries as their own just to have something to whine about to Americans.

I am that much more afraid to get married now.

I will either never marry at all, or end up being a lil fuccboi who does all the cooking at home while my wife grows into a fat sloth.

>>6830350
>>6825271
>doesn't realize that 90% of "why do americans" posts are posted by americans
grow a pair, flyovers

>>6830266
Fuck a baked beans

>>6830232
Where does this American persecution complex actually come from? This thread has been nothing but Americans acting like cunts and shitosting about other countries and crying about their oppression.

I see you lot do it all of the time too.

>>6830270
Mexicans don't know shit about beans.

Now build wall.

This make me cringe

>>6830350
Americans truly are the shitposting kings. Is it intentional or are simply compelled to do it?

>>6830392
Needs Nutella, Siracha and more bacon.

>>6830387
welcome to the modern internet, where everyone can feel like a persecuted minority, even straight white males. *especially* straight white males.

>>6830270
Mexican food looks like sick with cheese on it. I wouldn't ever touch that nasty looking shit.

>>6830403
Now this is shitposting.

>>6823691
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>>6828319
absolutely fucking vile

>>6830069
I chuckled at that post. He's dumping his load inside a pretty young wife even after he's become a disgusting fat slop? Im mad jealous.

>>6823691
That's actually consider decent food it britbongistan.

>>6830981
Not that it is, it's just that limeys THINK it is.

Some of these pictures are almost nauseating.

>>6827143
Oh for God's sake!
Papa Franku is right, that shit's rachet!

>>6830179
I love cooking my Bush's with a couple strips of bacon. Really brings out the flavor. On a side note, I only ever really eat them with raw onion and BBQ though. Dunno why since they're a genuinely nice side dish, though.

>>6828319

This one isn't that bad to be honest

The pride in her below average cooking is a massive turn off though, if you want to be a housewife why wouldn't you try and get good at it?

>>6827747
IDK if its just me but those "scrambled eggs" look like pop corn

>>6826218
And that is why I spent a good portion of my childhood helping out Grandma in the kitchen, so now that she's passed away, I can still cook like a pro even if I find a girl who can't tell frying from boiling

>>6830399
Oh man, the meme foods trend must be destroyed!
Gas the nutella-bacon-oreo-siracha-bacon zionists!

>>6831034
It IS pop corn!

>>6827156
You are fucking brain dead. It's always yuropoors brining up Americans.

>>6824114
Wow because sugar on beans is really fuckin healthy

>>6825271

>actually trying to make out like this is true after the fucking blue cheese thread

>>6827610
People in Britain have instant noodles you retard

>>6830387
Because you never shut the fuck up about Americans. I'm from Norway and it's honestly tiring. Just shut up about them.

>>6830396
Stop bringing up Americans you obsessed faggot.

>>6831585
What is this abomination ?

>>6831585

what the hell is crointing?

>>6831585
Is that a death octopus?

>>6827143
Reads like a militant feminazi blog. No thanks.

>>6830185
so much this, up here in canada it's mostly heinz but once we picked up some bush beans from across the border

jesus christ I wanted to throw up, it was so fucking sweet.

>>6830971
no mention of prettier. where are you getting this from?

>>6831034
hello and welcome to 4chan!

>>6831585
what IS that? what the FUUUCK

>>6831999
this has to be satire...right? please?

>>6831585
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

>>6831585
Liver and onions maybe?

>>6827265
>bigoted
why do libfags never understand what this word means?

>>6827441
He'd say "pass the mayo" because that's the only thing the dish is missing

>>6832105
looks like /pol/ has arrived, we can look forward to the rest of /ck/ threads tonight consisting of mostly cuck cuck cuck, everyone please listen to me describe my feelings of sexual inadequacy and attraction to black male penises

>>6832112
liberals everybody

>>6832118
you forgot to say "cuck"

>>6832112
>>6832120
I'm really getting sick of the /pol/ bogeyman.

>>6830387
Because Americans are more brainwashed than best Koreans. The slightest thing sets off their programming.

>>6830396
I think all of the processed food, doped up kids and brainwashing to worship the flag in school causes countless psychoses.

>>6832185
I'm sick of /pol/

>>6830981
>>6830983
It's hilarious when samefagging shitposters get caught out. Americans truly are this pathetic.

>>6831471
>sugar on beans
That's twice clappyfats have mentioned sugar and beans in the same post, what is that about?

>>6830350
>What does Britain have other than toast sandwich (not even a joke)?

Savory pies and other various savory pasties, roast dinner, cottage pie, sausages, cheeses including one of the most popular cheeses in the world, stews (scouse, Lancashire hotpot), pretty much every good dessert.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_dishes

>>6831479
Holy fuck that thread was hilarious. A thread about cheese got Americans so triggered it went way past the bump limit.

That's basically unheard of on this slow board.

>>6831499
>>6831494
Wow, way to show the yuropeens wrong about the persecution complex. You truly are an asset to our country. Faggots.

>>6832230
what did I miss?

>>6831941
According to Urban dictionary, it is 420BLAZEITFAGGOT.

That probably explains that monstrosity.

>>6832015
Wait, clappyfat beans are sweet? Good lord it's like they are actually trying to get diabeetus.

>>6832112
Oh just fuck off back to tumblr, Jesus Christ.

Why would you even bring politics and other serious shit in this lighthearted thread?

>>6832209
Well it's a good job that fuck all to do with /pol/ was posted or even mentioned and you got triggered like a fucking baby.

Good lord, grow up.

>>6832258
>>6832264
>victim complex intensifies
stay on your containment board

>>6832226
>Actually responding to shitposting

>>6832241
It was a thread about bleu cheese. Someone asked why Americans buy it pre-crumbled instead of just crumbling it themselves and all fucking hell broke loose.

I know the term gets throw around way too much, but if there ever was an example of it, that thread was autism.

Oh yes and /ck/ has it's own bogeyman too now, cheeseposter. Apparently he stalks in the shadows, waiting to pounce on any innocent he sees and is the single person responsible for all negativity on the board. It was really sad reading that bit of paranoia.

>>6832271
Well, tumblr is triggered. Looks like the thread is going to take a turn for the worst because their autism ruins everything.

>>6832290
Just because we don't want to put up with your /pol/tard bullshit doesn't mean we're from tuimblr. We're just the same people on the blue boards who laugh at the kiddies on /pol/ who just had to pay their first medicare taxes at their job at Wal Mart.

>>6832286
>BLEU cheese
oh god don't even

>>6832059

>>6828386
that's fish and spaghetti

>>6832305
>le pol maymay
>>>/v/

>>6830185
>The baked beans associated with English breakfasts don't use bacon or pork products
is this because the state religion of britain is islam

>>6831034
you are a rusemaster.

>>6832225
those canned baked beans have hella sugar

>>6832305
Really getting sick of the redditors and their /pol/ meme.

>>6833805
Except they don't.

>>6833824

Irooooonyyyyyyy

>>6832272
>food thread on /v/
>come here
>/ck/ shitposting worse than what /v/ normally has
It's funny really.

>>6832226
>best desserts
Motherfucker have you heard of the middle east!? Their desserts are godi tier among god tier desserts!
I'll give you the sausages and other meat and animal products, but I have to say you Britbongistani people use way too much grain in them for my taste... Not saying it's bad, but if I wanted bread, I wouldn't buy a sausage

>>6833853
That steak thread yeah? I came from /v/ too

>>6825242
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>>6831479

>what's confirmation bias?
Retards from all over like to pretend that their home base is superior to the other teams'. It's childish and hilariously oversimplified.

>>6833880
>>6833853
Here from the /v/ food thread, too. I really wouldn't have expected shitposting of this magnitude on /ck/.
Kind of makes me wonder if /an/ has this level of shitposting as well, nowadays.

>>6833842
You don't even hide your redditorness.

>women can't cook now because of feminism - learning housewife skills is sexist and patriarchal
>over 50% divorce rate in most western countries
>won't clean, won't cook, would rather send kids to daycare to pursue a "career" scratching up to middle management than staying home to raise them

What's the point of getting married?

>>6833902
social status

>>6833902
idk tbh, but they all sure as hell want the relationship to be exclusive

>>6827610
Bacon and baked beans on toast is pretty GOAT

>>6833885
I visit /an/ a lot really and it's just one tripfag doing 90% of the shitposting.
Naturally everyone doesn't ignore him and threads spiral out of control.

>>6833902
There is no point in getting married. There is literally no benefit for the man and you stand to lose everything.

>>6833886

I'm just laughing at you kunts shouting '/pol/' and 'reddit/tumblr/libruls' at each other and both acting like you're not two sides of the same shit-smeared coin.

>>6833998
The difference is one has been spamming
>>>/pol/
like a faggot getting triggered for no reason, bringing it up out of nowhere for no reason and trying to derail the thread.

>>6831485
That isn't what he said you spastic.

Baked Beans on Toast:Britain=Ramen Instant Noodles:America

>>6824114
This is ironic, right? High Fructose Corn Syrup is huge in Europe, it's just used under a bunch of different names.

>>6834031
Like what?

>>6830179
branston master race reporting in

>>6834031
Please enlighten us?

>>6834031
HFCS use in Europe is not "huge" in Europe (in fact production is limited by legislation). Almost all carbonated drinks are still produced with sugar, for example.

The post you're replying too is correct; British baked beans do not include HFCS as an ingredient.

>>6834205

>>6834211
The very cheap "basic" brands might, but then if you shop at Tesco you deserve everything you get.

>>6834118
>>6834154
See label: "Glucose-Fructose Syrup" is one name for HFCS.

>>6834212
On the flipside, Bush don't contain HFCS either.

>>6823691
that wouldn't actually be that bad with some fresh cheese

>>6830392
Just looking at this makes me want to puke more than any gore porn or gross shit i've ever seen.

>>6833883

keyword being 'hilariously'. most people are just fucking around. it is fucking amazing how easy it is to start that shit though. i criticised pre-crumbled blue cheese and with very little further input the thread turned into a 400-post flamewar - suddenly britain's gun laws and muslim population apparently became relevant to the discussion.

>>6834257

it looks nice though.

>>6830392
My county fair was last week, and I just moved to bumfuck nowhere
I thought this was a lie

It wasn't. I tried one, instantly vomited.

>>6834010

Yeah, nah there is no difference.

>>6834257
nah, the oreo melts inside and the chocolate/sugar flavor really goes good with bacon

it also has a really good texture when you eat it, so satisfying

Haha eurocuckers are just too triggered. Hey fags does it say .uk in the address bar?

.com means USA BABY
YEAAAAAAAAH

>>6834770
.com means commercial.

>>6834770
>.com
>4chan.org

>>6834770
Which website are you on, ya moron?

>>6834770
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.
You are possibly the most stupid person I have encountered recently.

>>6833902
statistics anon here, it's actually more like 25%-33% if you count only 1st marriages, as 2nd, 3rd, 4th marriages etc are much, much, much more likely to end in redivorce
also r9k pls go

>>6825317
I'm that beautiful younger woman, except I can cook, and they are willing to dump their wives to put a ring on me.
>how does it feel now.

>>6832251


Exactly, and what the hell. I had never heard of sweet baked beans until I moved to New England. My ex's mother invited me over for steak and baked beans. I nearly choked, and tried (as politely as possible) to ask why her beans tasted like burnt molasses. She said one of the main ingredients was molasses.

>>6823737
Away, evidently.

>>6825271
>>6825242
PSST

These /pol/ arguments should be kept to /pol/. Stop bitching about places you don't like on a cooking board unless it's exclusively about the food they make.

>>6830179
all canned beans are disgusting

>>6830170
>implying anyone here considers that real cheese
Even we think that stuff's plastic. Maybe stop being a cunt and come check the place out before bitching about it on the Internet.

>>6833221
I feel kind of sad looking at this because it is clearly a waste of a lot of potentially good ingredients.

>>6833221
Ahhhhh
Fuck that

>>6835532
>they are willing to dump their wives to put it in my ring.