/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Use your gun to kill yourself fucking welfare queen

Apply one serving of Kashi Golean to any given entree in order to counteract the constipation inducing diet of MRE consumption.

Thank you for giving your life to a dying republic. How does it feel like to know democracy and freedoms will soon be gone?

>>6819500

How about just walk to a fucking McDonald's?

You're invading civilized countries with established infrastructure and monetary systems.

It's just down the god damn street.

You're not fighting aliens on another planet.

>>6819518
implying first world nations can exist without standing armies
are postal workers and public school teachers welfare queens too?

>>6819717
implying he's invading countries in the united states marines

is the united states invading any countries right now that i didn't know about? he's probably on a training exercise.

do you motherfuckers just say offensive and contrarian things just to say them on 4chan? we could be having meaningful, intelligent conversations here, but you two idiots are too busy being edgelords

anyway, OP, i never really found anything that made them better. i tried hot sauces, Old Bay, more salt and pepper, all kinds of stuff. MRE's just fucking suck man.

just remember how terrible they are when you're telling the career recruiter to suck it

pic related is some pizza i made cause we're on a cooking board

They could go back to including a mini pack of 3 cigarettes instead of two pieces of fuckin chewing gum. Supposedly in the field, people actively trying to kill you, and some health nazi from the chairborne division is "concerned" about you smoking. It's not even good gum.

>>6819875
Fucking liberals man

What are we going to do. That's one of the saddest things I've ever heard

>>6819875
The reason they don't do this is because even in particularly low visibility situations, enemy marksmen and snipers can easily pick out cigarette smoke or glowing cigarette cinders, which will instantly make you a target to those people actively triyng to kill you. This is why every soldier and their brother prefers smokeless tobacco.

That being said, they should totally include a little mini can of dip instead of chewing gum in those MREs. Even if you dont smoke, you will soon finding your buddies lining up to suck your dick for that little trial-size pack.

>>6819804
another military pig shill detected. enjoy dying for your Israeli overlords.

>>6819804
i admire your taste in beer.

>>6819894
Here in the UK we still have a lingering superstition that it's bad luck to light three or more cigarettes with the same match. This originated in the trenches of the first world war, where holding a lit match near someone's head for long enough to light three cigarettes would practically be a death sentence.

>>6819804
Costa Rica is a first world nation without a standing army, so yes they can and do exist.

go back to jacking off your military 'heros'. they are welfare queens and are generally too literally retarded to go to university or get real skilled jobs

>>6820786
A civilizations worth is based on its ability to wipe out other civs. Everything else is luxury.

>>6819500
carry around ziplocs of spices like oregano basil pepper and garlic powder(i usually do them premixed for certain meals). bottle of tobasco helps as well.

you WILL have to mix extra water in with in the influx of spices, as dried spices tend to dehydrate the shit out of stuff and those mres arent made to take in dried spices.

>>6819804
MARYLAND


Pizza looks good, what's on it?

What's that thing marked Lighthouse SF CA under the spoon?

>>6820831

>>6819500
How would we make an MRE better?
By hand making everything from scratch.
Then sitting down at a table like a civilized human being.
WATCH OUT THE GUVMENT IS GUNNA TAKE YER GUNS! RUN!!

>>6819500
Swap with a Brit, their ration packs are awesome.

>>6819875
"yknow only like 20 percent of people smoke any more but let's just put cigarettes in everyone's meals that we carefully calculated to keep them in 100% fighting shape. that's only like, what, an extra dollar per MRE? pff it'll be fine how many of those things do we even have. it's whatever."

>>6819500
Thought about getting some to help with the fact that i'm a hungry skeleton. Found out they're like $5 a pack for some old pieces of shit at the military surplus store.

Where can I get some for not all my money to help my gains?

>>6821247
they probably should put Meth instead of gum for optimal combat efficiency like uncle adolf did

>>6819500
They always give me the shits.

Thank god I am in a faggy position.

>>6819500
>chilli mac is the best you can get in an mre in the marines.
Sure, if you don't know how to mix shit, maybe.

>>6823344
>$5 a pack
I'd be willing to bet that you spend more than that any time you get fast food. $5 for 2000-2500 calories is a fucking deal and a half.

>>6823344
Eat spaghetti, you naive stooge.

>>6821247
>three cigarettes
>a dollar
it would probably cost them a fraction of a fraction of that. cigarettes only cost a couple cents each to make, the only reason they cost so much these days is all the random taxes they keep adding on.

>>6823428
yeah but then everyone would buy MREs for the cigarettes and soldiers wouldnt have anything to eat

>>6819875
Fuck that man drop the cigs and put a lipper in there.

>>6823402
Yes that's true but nothing blocks your butthole up like one of these.

>>6823405
Yeah I guess I could but I'm entry level in the cooking department. I'd like a good recipe for sauce, if you have one you're willing to share anon.

>>6823389
literally this. put cheese spread in chili mac. crumble bread and put in chili mac. put tobasco in said concoction. enjoy

>>6819533
>make this shit better
I see what you did

>>6820786
Isn't Costa Rica just living in the USA's shadow?

>>6819500
>chili mac
Cheese spread and crackers mixed with entree
>garlic mashed potatoes
Heat cheese spread and potatoes, mix with butter buds.


Only two things I never get sick up from MRE's

>>6823635
Of course, the reason that they don't need a standing army is because other folk have them, same with Panama, guess who's going to protect that one? It wont be some raghead sacks of shit.

>>6819500
I garuantee you'd have better replies on /k/ mate.

I frequent both, and /k seems to have quite a few vets. When you're eating this shit for every meal weeks at a time you learn how to make it taste good.

>>6819500
>jalapeno cheese spread

that shit was like winning the lottery, grats man

>>6823679
I liked the bacon cheese spread more personally.

This thread pretty much sums up how toxic and shitty CK has become. It won't be long before it's moved into NSFW and turns into the new /b/

>>6823344
Wait until there is a hurricane, they usually hand them out as part of a relief effort and you'll find them for resale cheaper due to excess on the market. I managed to snag an entire box for free after Ivan.

>>6823456
Chew the gum and drink lots of water.

>>6823678
Anything involving MREs on /k/ rapidly turns into 200 posts of people reminiscing about the size and texture of a shit they took years ago.

>>6821198
Toilet paper. You'll need to eat 4 or 5 meals in order to have enough to wipe with. The good news is that each if those MREs has enough cheese/peanut butter/granola to clog you up for a week at least.

>>6819518
Use your keyboard to fuck yourself edge lord fagtism nigger boner brew off spring

>>6819717
Your a fucking retarded nigger faggot

>>6819547
Whoo faggot your edges are gunna cut your blow up doll open>>6819547

>>6823511
I make bean dip out of the ingredients in the beef enchilada. That shit on crackers is the fuckin' dopest.

>>6819916
Blah blah blah I hate the government but I do nothing but shit post of a Korean finger painting board and jerk it to anime fucking faggot edge lord nigger faggot

>>6820786
Your butt mud puddle island is a fucking welfare state you fuckboi go lick tourist foreskins for rum money shitlord

>>6819804
NATTY BO

>>6821198
That would be shitting paper my friend

>>6824061
I always just used 'em to blow my nose. Does nobody pack a roll or two of shit tickets with 'em on field ops?

>>6824065
It's all about baby wipes in the feild shitting showering shaving it dose it all

>>6820786
>they are welfare queens and are generally too literally retarded to go to university or get real skilled jobs
Same tired old shit, just a different ignorant prick and a different day. Got news for you asshole . This isn't. 1970, or even 1990. Many, trending toward most senior NCO's have a BS or BA, and not in art history or underwater basket weaving either. STEM. It's up or out, and if you expect to make 0-4, you better have a masters degree. Costa Rica is arguably a first world nation, protected by allies and treaties, and doesn't need a large standing military.. Many want and expect "lions to lay down with lambs." That's OK as long as you add fresh lambs periodically. If by welfare queens you mean so underpaid many with familes qualify for "food stamps" or ebt, your correct..

>>6824098
>can't use english correctly
>lectures anon about how the military is actually a bunch of brilliant intellectuals

>>6824118
Complaints about someones English on this Mongolian autism speaks workshop board really fag

>>6824118
>got told
>better rev up that damage control!

>>6821200
kek, there used to be a time when mentioning travel on /ck/ caused some "stolen valor" welfare queen to start going off about how anyone who claims to have left his podunk town is guilty of posing as a military person because no one can actually have a passport and buy a plane ticket, it has to be done by joining the army and killing brown people and it's a great dishonor to the noble semiliterates who have blown up brown people if you claim you've ever left the borders of your shitty flyover town

>>6824118
I just got out. Almost everyone one i knew in the army was using it to further their education. GI bill sets you up pretty nice. My friends that are still in are taking online/night classes for free. Even fucking national guard pussies get partial tuition.

But it's cool if you like to spew bullshit from your corner of starbucks, 60k+ in student loans for your useless art degree.

>>6824144
the only person I know who joined the army was unemployed for 8 years after he got out. and he had a STEM degree. seems no one wants to be around trigger-happy people with possible PTSD and extensive weapons training. we tried to warn him but hey. he wanted to have an adventure.

luckily he's finally got something, now that we're in dot com bubble 2.0 and big tech companies will hire anyone with a pulse, but meanwhile everyone else in his peer group from high school has come out ahead of him in terms of life. including his best friend who was a "liberal arts" major and is now a diplomat.

>>6824118
Your bait is as old and stale as your arguments.

>>6824150
Cool story bro. It's always nice to generalize an entire group of people off 1 person you know. You must certainly be more knowledgable than me on these matters

>>6824140
>implying that wasn't my first post in this thread
>implying welfare queens aren't in full damage control now
call me a starbucks barista again. that will definitely prove that the military is a top career choice for intelligent people.

>>6824156
welcome to how opinions are formed, buddy. protip: this is how the civilian world sees you. get out of Fort Benning or wherever it is you hang out and talk to normal people, you'll see how it is. in the real world, ex-military are viewed with a mixture of pity and suspicion, travel isn't associated with machine-gunning a station wagon full of brown people, and education is expected of any successful person, rather than being a special treat you can only get if you blow up mud huts first

>>6824164
Jesus christ you are both ignorant AND pretentious.

>>6824164
>machine-gunning a station wagon full of brown people,
Im in!

Chicken dumpling is best mre if you have time to heat. Add pepper and hot sauce. Otherwise i go for the tuna.

>>6824174
good news, they'll take you!
>>6824166
don't get me wrong, my friend is a smart guy, but these are the stereotypes of military people. ignorant, provincial, violent, desperate, and a possible liability for HR to worry about.

I suggest if you are looking for a career outside of being an oil platform security guard or something like that, that you cultivate a persona that shows that your military phase wasn't the defining part of your life.

>>6824192
My best buddy joined the marines and got sent to the pentagon. Worked cyber security and when he got out last month he got an 80K job right out of the get go.

I should mention that he dropped out of highschool and got his GED. Now hes living the life.

>>6824219
pics or it didnt happen

>>6824219
yes, like I said we're in a tech boom right now so even people who would have had trouble finding jobs are able to find jobs

I hope he's being responsible with his paycheck and not just blowing it all on sub woofers for his "hemi"

>>6823442
i dont think that's how it works lad

you can't just straight up buy the marines MREs

>>6824223
I live in Arizona. He lives in Maryland. He sends me pics of his new cat he got and his nee pick up truck he bought.

>>6824232
please post cat (remove exif tho)

>>6824226
Hes one of the most frugal bastards I ever knew. He got made fun because during his inspections in his room it looked like he didnt own anything.

>>6824158
Yes, you've proven a point, though probably not the one you wanted. No one called you a "starbucks barista" (requires intelligence and work, possibly beyond your abilities).They said "your corner of starbucks ". Also, you replied to the wrong post .Panties in a twist?

>>6824234
Im too lazy. Its a pixie-bob though. Real cute shit.

>>6824248
how can i believe your story without an attached cat picture?

>>6824247
you wouldn't be getting this flustered if I was just a troll spouting falsehoods.

anyway just a little career advice, you can take it or leave it. common sense says take it, and luckily you had enough common sense to take your only ticket out of town other than joining some meth gang, so maybe you also have enough of it to leave the welfare queen stuff behind you now, and not overplay it in your job interview.

>>6824247
Yep. op here. I was implying it's easy to sit in a comfy chair in the coffee house, passing judgement on things you know nothing about. If you gave two shits about those poor brown people you might actually get out of that chair and do something..

>>6824227
You're not very good at picking up on sarcasm, are you?

>>6824274
Not the guy you were talking to, but that really didnt sound like sarcasm tbh.

>>6824269
because of course, if someone doesn't want to make a career out of blowing up mud huts and getting PTSD, they're a social justice warrior from that tumbeler web magazine
>do something
like what? not being a welfare queen means you're going to join ISIS? get a grip, the world isn't "the good guys" vs "the bad guys"

>>308014042
My brother play rs old school and also str over all other stats trust a old runefagg iv leard my share of pain from this game str over all stats>>308014042
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>>6824150
Let me base how a hole group of people act, on one guy with a disability who maybe deserved to be called a hero maybe not because his friend is some pussy paper pusher who is owned by some big business dilsdos fagg face

>>6824281
not that guy but i think atleast two fell for retarded bait

>>6824282
Implying blowing up mud huts is the only thing one would do in the military.

Again... Exactly how fucking ignorant are you? Are you just trying to be edgy?

>>6824294
am I allowed to point out all the mistakes, illiteracy, broken grammar, misspellings, and general incomprehensibility here? or does that make me automatically lose the argument as per official internet debate rules?

>>6824158
Your a pussy cuck who speaks out of there ass with little to no experience. That barfs out what ever edgy slop that you suck through you fedora on the web

>>6824302
nope but asking for permission to do so does

>>6824300
no I realize most of the time you're just sitting around trying to figure out how to make a drinkable alcohol concoction using only tang, purified water, a plastic bucket, and lots and lots of free time

but let's be real here, you joined to blow up mud huts didn't you?

>>6824308
No. But are you suggesting someone is less intelligent because they enjoy explosions and shooting machine guns?

Also combat roles are s very very small portion of the us military

>>6824308
>look at me, mom! I'm trolling on the interwebs!

Why are any of you stupid boots replying to this faggot?

>>6824269
Yeah, I figured. I was 10 years, active and reserve. Also retired civilian, age 55, so I really don't need "career advice". Not "rich" but comfortable. Own my own home and acreage, free and clear. My last post in this thread. Arguing with an idiot, or several, is like shoveling sand against the sea. Also, provoke not thy children to wrath. I think both apply here. Thanks.

>>6824258
Case the pixie bob exists m8. Whether i send u a picture of him or not.

>>6824314
everyone loves blowing shit up. only people with no other good life options make a career out of it. like with sex.

>>6824328
Carreer.. So now you are sidestepping the entire free college bit that started this argument...

>>6824>>6824302
So you think the Chan or the web has rules? The only rule is rule 34

>>6824328
There are other stuff to do then blow stuff up medical, engineering, mechanical, IT

>>6824328
So, everyone loves it, but only people with no other career options make a career out of doing what they love?

You aren't making any sense.

>>6824339
career, not carreer

I don't know what kind of "college" they're sending you people to, but it's a good thing you didn't pay for it other than with your mental stability and future employment prospects

>>6824356
Sent your mom's pussy to college cuz it got schooled

>>6824356
Lmao a whole letter got you this bent.

You are a very jaded person.

>>6824364
Bent his moms pussy walls out of shape

>>6819500
Spaghetti and meatsauce is better.