/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nothing. My prana is balanced and my karma is cleared of the weight of sin. I have achieved moksha(as so few do) and I will not sully my pure body with impure substances before I ascend to the astral plane and thence to rejion with the World Egg, free of all earthly concerns forevermore.

>>6814419

If you want spaghetti just say so

>>6814424
Too many bones in spaghetti.

Wouldn't be able to eat because my execution would be unfair, sorry.

I want a hardee's mushroom and swiss burger, large curly fries, large dr pepper. Extra mushrooms.
Fried chicken from a local chain here as well as a scoop of mashed potatoes with gravy. Might as well get an order of their hot wings too, boneless.
Mom's chicken enchiladas.
A prime rib, rare.
I probably wouldn't be able to finish it all but I would be content with bites of everything.

>>6814419
so two Habanero daredevil loaded grillers and a baja blast?

>>6814286

>food is touching

hisssss

>>6814286
As much wonton soup that $100 could buy

>>6814603
dude its prison
as someone who likes to pretend to know things I can tell you that this is common in prison and jails and public schools and in the homes of people who weren't raised properly.

>mfw i actually enjoy bibimbap

>>6814286
99 $1 bills and a cheap bottle of ranch.
Proceed to eat the money like a salad with a shit eating grin on my face.

A last meal like that would be pure gluttony.

>A whole deep-fried turkey
>Garlic mashed + gravy
>Stuffing
>salad w/ oil+vinegar
>Apple Pie + black raspberry ice cream

Eat while watching season 1 of game of thrones, but they have to execute me at the same time as ned stark.

>>6814286
Six eggs, over easy. Two Belgian waffles with walnuts and syrup. A whole pound of bacon. A loaf's worth of toast smothered in butter.

The goal is to have a heart attack before they can kill me. Even if it doesn't work, I'm gonna leave behind one hell of a mess.

$100 worth of salmon sashimi and a glass of water

Carne asada fries

>>6814670

>ranch

At least go with caeser and feel like a king

>>6814713
>king

I am going to create my own recipe for salad dressing and call it, "Jesus Christ and the Sauce of the Latter Day Saints."

>>6814419
I'm pretty sure death row is a form of punishment so you would go to hell for your crimes.

>>6814792
No he would be reincarnated

Some peasoup with reindeer meat in it

>>6814954
Also, pancakes with homemade raspberry jam for dessert

A big Carl
A Big Mac
10 piece meal of fried chicken from church's chicken
In and out fries animal style
Two double doubles
A McDonald's double cheeseburger
A daily double
Weinershnitzel chili cheese fries
Coleslaw
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Church's honey biscuits
A bowl of pho
Egg rolls with lettuce to wrap and fish sauce
Braised pork belly with preserved vegetables and white rice
Fish sauce braised pork belly with carrots n rice
Rib eye steak cooked medium rare with salt n pepper
Sunny side up eggs with rice and soy sauce
Hummus
Tabbouleh
Smoked salmon
Bagels n cream cheese
Ruffles Cheddar n sour cream chips
Lays truffle fries chips
Lays biscuits and gravy chips
Hot Cheetos
Crunchy cheese Cheetos
Bow chicken drumsticks
Pan fried salmon with oyster sauce and green onion
Shrimp and pork wontons

This would take the entire day and some purging to finish

>>6814419

>implying your ultimate fate isn't just being eaten by worms and rotting

>>6815170
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

prime rib medium rare
garlic mashed taters
roasted brussels sprouts
country fried steak
2 eggs over easy
hashbrowns
4 sausage links, 2 sausage patties
biscuits and gravy

>>6814286
>heavily creamed and sugared coffee
>can of wild cherry pepsi
>Bacon and blue cheese burger, medium rare
>Chili cheese french fries
>stuffed mushrooms
>Spider roll with spicy mayonnaise; other assorted rolls
>Eggplant parm

>>6814286
lobster bisque
aged ny strip
cab with some tanin
cappuccino (no sugar)

>>6814286
100 dollars of laxative.

might as well make a mess for them to clean up while shitting my self while being killed.

8 nicki minaj CD's, four bottles of A1, As much bread as i can buy. Im gonna make an "artistic statement" with my dying poopoo

Fugu sushi, it would kill me before they can kill me.

>>6814742
The saucple of ceaser, the 12 disaucples,

crusty bread with olive oil, parmesan and chilli flakes dip
1 slice of perfect neapolitan margherita.

Butter naan
dal makhani from bukhara
paneer butter masala

buuuurp

creme brulee
chocolate mousse
(dunno which I'll prefer but don't think I'll eat both)

hot fudgy chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream

What's something that would smell REALLY bad while roasting inside your electrocuted body?

Prices for an all you can eat buffet are pretty low, right?
>Chinese buffet plz

>>6814419
k

one large, ripe, fresh, home-grown tomato, sliced and seasoned with cracked pepper and sea salt
one small wheel of black wax vintage cheddar
portuguese chicken burger from 304 the way they used to make it not the new way
very young choy sum cooked until super soft and tender in soy and oyster sauce
spaghetti bolognese with spinach fettuccine, good quality lean mince, chunky tomato sauce with grated carrot, a dollop of sour cream and plenty of parmesan cheese
chocolate mousse cake, the kind made with like 5 different types of chocolate and is slightly alcoholic
sliced watermelon and honeydew melon with caramel sauce
and one black cherry to finish it off

A gigantic bowl of super spicy greasy chili with lots of beans

I want a meal made entirely of semen from the judge who sentenced me here.
It's my legal right.

5 or 6 Taco Bell bean burritos, add potatoes, no cheese
2 large Dr. Peppers and a large Baja Blast as cold as possible but not frozen
A small bottle of rum
A large order of Cajun seasoned fries from Five Guys
Spend the rest of the money on onion rings and mashed potatoes

My dad sometimes 'surprises' me by blocking my bedroom door (it opens outwards) and making me sit inside all day. then when he cooks dinner he lets me come down and pretends it is my last meal. After dinner he usually makes me drink a small amount of bleach as a 'lethal injection'.

apparently he will stop when I pay rent but I can't afford, so whatever. I think I'd take a single cheeseburger from McDonalds as my last meal

1.) 1 boneless white fish filet (COD, halibut, or haddock filet) baked in a mix of coconut oil and butter, seasoned with salt and chili powder, served over steamed wite rice
2.) a bowl of low-glycemic-index, boiled, vegetables; no insoluble fiber
3.) 1 cup of hot herbal tea
4.) 2 glasses of room-temperature water

There's this dish at the local chinese takeaway called "Crispy Chips in Salt and Chilli" (pepper, not meat sauce), I get a pot of BBQ sauce with that dor dipping (the kind they put on the ribs). For $100 after the exchange rate, I could buy 30 of those.

Do I get to stay alive until I finish it?

>>6816619
Yeah they don't execute you until you're done. You get last words, too. There's also a religious ceremony you can opt for if you want, I think.

>Japanese spicy curry made with chicken thighs, carrot, onion, daikon, garlic and a bit of ginger
>2 cups white rice (cooked)
>A mixed greens salad with a creamy dressing of some sort
>Real strawberry ice cream
>8oz glass of room temp water
>16oz of longjing tea
>A hard caramel candy

A mixed plate of good 'ol Texas BBQ

Brisket, ribs, sausage, pork, turkey, coleslaw, baked beans, sweet rolls, maybe some pickles. Unsweetened iced tea, milk, Dr. Pepper, water, lemonade.

That'd send me out with satisfaction.

Just grab me a fuckload of cheap whiskey and I'll save you the trouble.

>>6814286

>getting chicken oil on your strawberries

>>6816567
>My dad sometimes 'surprises' me by blocking my bedroom door (it opens outwards) and making me sit inside all day. then when he cooks dinner he lets me come down and pretends it is my last meal. After dinner he usually makes me drink a small amount of bleach as a 'lethal injection'.
>tfw

Mushroom and spinach pizza
1 tempura veggie sushi roll
1 Avocado Sushi roll
2 Cheesy Bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell
Garlic Pickles
Cheetos
Reeses Cups
fruit salad with berries

Thats about all my comfort foods.

>>6814286
no one has said a bucket of KFC? weak...
I will have 10 pieces of KFC with rice thank ye

>>6816847
>Not enjoying chicken fried strawberries

Steak Tartare and three chicken tendies with honey mustard and a pint of the finest mountain dew

biscuits n sausage gravy
tempura veggies
mashed taters w chives sour cream and butter
nachos w the works
black coffee
new york cherry cheesecake

>>6817066

he said final meal, not final meals

>>6816567
>dad makes me drink bleach as a lethal injection
>dad
>makes me drink bleach

hows your home life anon