/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I find the following works:

1. Hold the item in your hand. Either is fine.
2. Move the item towards your mouth and take a bit.
3. Chew the portion you have bitten.
4. Swallow the portion that is in your mouth.
5. Digest it.

Hope that helps.

jaffa cakes bruh the only cake you put in the biscuit tin, truly revolutionary

full moon
half moon
total eclipse

>>6813730
>eating an entire moon pie in two bites
fucking pig

Fired from the vagina of a Taiwanese prostitute.

>>6813575
>Digest it.
How would I go about doing that?

Scrape the caramel topping off with your teeth.

Throw the biscuit remainder away

>>6813573
>biscuit

It's a cake you cunt.

>>6815008
>caramel
>biscuit

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm guessing you're American.

That's a JAFFA CAKE you fucking moron. It's cake, orange flavoured gelatine, and dark chocolate.

>>6815008
>caramel

oh i am laffin

>>6813732
>not eating it in one

Buncha lightweights

Chew around the edges spiraling in towards the center and finish with a satisfying crunch and a sip of milk ^_^

>>6815211
>crunch

It doesn't crunch you fucking buffoon

IT'S A JAFFA CAKE

IT'S NOT WHATEVER NON-BRITISH BULLSHIT CRAPPY FOOD YOU THINK IT IS

IT'S A JAFFA CAKE. IT'S SOFT AND IT HAS A THIN LAYER OF ORANGE FLAVOURED JELLY, AND IT HAS A VERY THIN LAYER OF DARK CHOCOLATE COVERING THE TOP.

>>6815008
what kind of jaffacakes are you eating? never came across any caramel

>>6813573

Bite it in a way so that you only eat the biscuit part then you eat the chocolate part then you put the gummy part in your mouth and you do this this.

Upside down so your tongue tastes the chocolate.

>>6813573

instructions on how to eat this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kTXu5UhSGo#t=5m55s

>>6815059
>>6815065
>>6815339
We have a biscuit in New Zealand that looks exactly like this, but has caramel on it, instead of.. whatever the fuck jaffa is. In NZ a jaffa is a type of chocolate coated candy...

My shit sister used to eat off the chocolate bit then put the rest back into the package. Fucking savage.

>>6813573
Variate it for each one you have, never eat one in the same way

>>6813573
>nibble all around removing the outer border
>scrape chocolate on top of the gelatine
>eat gelatine
>eat bottom cake part
Only approved way

>>6817382
This.

>>6813573
If you're American, don't waste your money on the overpriced britbong ones and get the Polish ones.

I got a pack of these for 39 cents once.

>>6817074
A Jaffa is a type of Orange. Hence the reason they are Orange flavoured. The Jaffa Orange is pretty common in britbong land. Not quite at the level of fruits like the Granny Smith Apple in its popularity though.

>>6818958
Any flavour difference?

>>6815305
NOBODY CARES

>>6813730
again

>>6820233
knowing that this will appear like brand loyalty I still say yes. Original jaffakeks are really mich better than any others I've tried. And never make the mistake of getting the raspberry ones.

eat the spongey, chocolatey edges, then eat the center in 2-3 slow bites

>>6817382
this

>bite one side
>bite other
>hold it against light to see colorful gelatine
>eat the rest
I make sure to do this with at least one from each package. Muh ocd.

>pick off chocolate, discard
>scrape out gelatine filling, consume
>discard the rest

I eat smores, but instead of Graham crackers, I have jaffa cakes. And instead of a marshmallow I have another jaffa cake. And instead of chocolate I have a jaffa cake. And I don't put it over the fire, I just put it in my mouth. So I just eat four jaffa cakes.

>>6820282
this is the only way

>>6813573
By throwing it in the trash.

>>6821223
this tbh fam

>>6815059
>its a cake
It's a fucking biscuit you fucking retard

>>6818958
>>6820262
As a Pole, I find the Polish version to be better. No bias towards Polish food or anything of course haha. Although I'm not a fan of Polish cuisine, I do think the sweets and desserts are much better than what you find in Britain and especially what you find in North America.

>>6821556
Shit bait.

>>6813573
BOOF IT YOU FAGGOT

>>6813573
>stuff your face with 2 or 3
>experience intense thirst
>drink from your cup of tea for orgasmic experience
>repeat

>>6820233
Not to me.

>>6813642
Fuck off fam. It's a cake. It has no business being in a biscuit barrel.

>>6813573
put it ya face stupid. put it right in ya mouth like the dirty whore ya are. no dont use your teeth. there ya go. ohh ohh you gotta swallow. swallow it. good job.

>>6813573
Get some real cookies.

>>6821556
it's legally a cake

>>6813573
Ideally with your mouth. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can liquify it and consume it as an enema. I wouldn't recommend it, though.

I eat around the center and leave it for last.

if you aren't a filthy pleb you use a fork and knife

Don't. They're shit m8, taste like cardboard.

>>6825018
>not injecting all the cakes

Tap that vein, Anon.