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ITT: things beer plebs say that immediately identify themselves

>I don't like dark beers. they're too strong
>I don't like wheat beers
>do you have any ales?
>I like amber ales
>I like to drink belgiums
>why is there so much foam? fill this to the top

>> No.6810774

>>6810765
>I love craft beer! newcastle/blue moon/shocktop are my favorites.

>> No.6810778

>>6810765
>American "craft" beer

>> No.6810789
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6810789

>>6810778

>> No.6810791

>>6810778
Best in the world. You just identified yourself as a beer pleb.

>> No.6810794

>>6810789
:^)
couldn't resist

>> No.6810800

>>6810765
But son, trappists are top tier. Anyone who disagrees is a beer pleb

>> No.6810807

>IPAs are gross

>> No.6810808

>>6810765
>this beer is too hoppy.

>> No.6810809

>>6810765
Anyone who talks about what beer they drink beyond, "Try this, It's pretty good." is a hipster douchebag with nothing important in their lives to speak about.

Your beer does not make you interesting. Fuck off.

>> No.6810814

>>6810800
the point was "belgiums" vs "belgians."

>> No.6810816

>>6810765
So what makes Amber ales pled twit exactly?

>> No.6810822

>>6810816
Tier*


Gotta love that auto correct

>> No.6810823

>it all tastes the same, why does it matter?

>> No.6810829

>>6810816
hybrid beers like amber ales, belgian IPAs, etc are almost always worse that their original parts. IMO ambers are usually cloyingly sweet without the body or bitterness to balance them out

>> No.6810841

>>6810829
>tipping intesifies

>> No.6810850

>Pay for beer
>Get a shit of of beer head
>Don't complain

Beta hipster detected

>> No.6810862

>>6810765
>tips less than $1/drink

>> No.6810872

>>6810850
obviously I meant 2 fingers of foam, or slightly more if its a german hef or something poured into a stein. no bartender is going to pour you a pint that's half foam.

>> No.6810939

>>6810807
>tfw quite a lot of them are
Not all of them

>> No.6810947

test

>> No.6810953

>>6810841

he's not wrong. ambers are gross.. like he said, sickly sweet but light in body and not bitter.

>> No.6810954

>>6810809

>On a food and drink board.
>Doesn't like people talking about food and drink.

How does it feel to be this much of a pleb?

>> No.6810985

>>6810872
> obviously
> it wasn't obvious
Maximum overpleb

>> No.6811007

>>6810985
>trying this hard on a lithuanian basket-weaving forum

>> No.6811063

>>6810765
>can you put an orange/lemon slice in that for me?

>> No.6811071

>drinking beer in a mason jar, through a straw, or over ice

>> No.6811104

>>6810765
>Yo Chad lets grab a case of PBR and hit up the frats

>> No.6811115

>>6810765
ITT: Chad

>> No.6811223

>>6810774
Holy shit this!
>ipa is a easy beer to make

>> No.6811227

>>6810939
There is a lot of brown ales, wheat hefe, stouts and any other kind but you dont sperg on those

>> No.6811232

>Drinking alcohol
sure is flyover in here

>> No.6811241

>>6810809
>hey anon wat are you drinking?
>---this beer
>is it good anon?
>yes
>why is it good anon?
>its good. Here try it.
Literally retarded. How else do you describe why you like a beer?

>> No.6811254

>>6811232
>tipping so hard to a barrel roll

>> No.6811271

>>6810809
>le hipster may may

>> No.6811277

I just came here to post that i actually don't like beer.

>> No.6811279

>I generally don't like IPAs or anything really hoppy
>I like a good hefe, or a stout or porter in the winter
>I like sours but they're hard to find

How much of a pleb am I

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6811284

>>6811071
>tfw I drink my beers out of a Lagunitas mason jar

>> No.6811298

>>6811279
You're a pleb for thinking sours are hard to find. They've been everywhere this summer

>> No.6811302

>>6811232
>Drinking liquids
sure is america in here

>> No.6811318

>>6811279
moderately, but you're trying so I applaud you. keep it up.

I'm assuming you don't like IPAs because they are very bitter? Or you don't like the floral/citrus/pine aroma? Saying you don't like "hoppy" beers is misleading because adding hops at different stages has different effects. The bitterness from early hop additions is what turns most non-IPA drinkers off -- not the later additions which contribute flavor and aroma.

>> No.6811323

>>6811284
Lagunitas blew it with those. Sure, they're cool/trendy/whatever, but any self respecting beer-snob knows that their IPAs are better served in tulips or even snifters.

>> No.6811324

>>6810765
>stop not liking what I like
>stop liking what I don't like
>stop liking what I like for the wrong reasons

Think that pretty much covers the thread. Then there's my brother, who gets upset when I drink any mass-produced beer besides Miller

>hurrdurr it's the only U.S. union produced beer
like I give a shit.

>> No.6811381

>>6811323
Yeah I don't buy too many spendy ipas so two hearted and day tripper taste fine out of it.

>> No.6811398

>>6811318
I don't like the bitterness, mainly

>> No.6811418

>>6810765
>pliny the elder is the best IPA in the world
>lets go camp out overnight for pliny the younger!

>> No.6811422

>>6811418

pliny elder is a good beer, lad

>> No.6811455

>>6811227
I most certainly do.
Bad beer must be called out.

>> No.6811481

>I unironically use the term "beer pleb"

Hate it when plebs do this

>> No.6811487

>>6810953
That's a pretty incorrect generalization

>> No.6811713

>>6811422
of course its a good beer. people who buy into the ridiculous hype of pliny/heady/whatever are plebs.

>> No.6811721

>>6810791
>American Craft
>best in the world

Jesus no.

>> No.6811736

>>6810765
I'll have an IPA, the hoppier the better.
... NO! If you know what you're getting yourself into with a statement like that these days, then either you really love the taste of overboiled cascade and citra hops, or you've burned your tastebuds off by guzzling back 90,120,150...3600 minute IPAs.

What happened to balanced beers?

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>>6811721
What are you implying?

>> No.6811746

>>6811721
The ones who don't focus on hopping the living shit out of everything, or making everything with fruit actually come up with some good stuff...

this is coming from a former Briton, currently sucking up Canada's denarii from hipster-square in Toronto.

Americans: you make good beer when you want to. Stop fucking it up.

Canadians: You try too hard to pull off stereotypical hipster fads. Be yourself.

English: Time to reconquista these savage lands...

>> No.6811768

>>6811455
You are just hating on it because its popular abd youve been on ck way to long

>> No.6812127

>>6811746
That trend ended about 2 years ago

>> No.6812460

>>6812127
Which one? Reconquering? I still see overhopped nonsense (mind you, not 3h boils on high-alpha hops), and I definitely see sprightly lumberjacks with designer frames prancing around in the streets near my office.

>> No.6812525

>>6811721
Nice bait

>> No.6812533

>>6811746
>durrr hurrr hops suck

American beer is the best in the world by 50 country miles, stop being an ass about that and hating hops

>> No.6812536

>>6812533
>50 country miles
So we have better beer than canada and mexico?
thats not some big secret...

>> No.6812537

>>6811736
There's plenty out there, you just don't look for them

Are you going to complain about people aging beers in bourbon barrels for a year? Probably not.

Hating IPAs stopped being cool a year ago, bro, no need to try to fit in

>> No.6812540

>>6812536
No, we have better beer than every other country

Country mile is a term for "a very long way", 50 is just to accentuate the point

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6812553

>>6810809
use of the word "hipster" automatically disqualifies this from being a good post

>> No.6812560

>>6810809
>Hey anon, thanks for coming over, I just finished up cooking this delicious chow-mein, you should try some.

>What an ass you are!

>> No.6813380

>>6812460
What was the last over hopped beer you saw? Because I honestly can't think of any recent hop bomb release. As for you being upset at how people dress, that's your problem.

>> No.6813398

>>6810765
>I like IPAs

Babby's first non-bulk beer

>> No.6813399

I'm sick of "craft beer"...
They are disgusting.
"Bro you have to try this quadruple hop, amber spiced, triple brewed, granite flushed, IPA. It's called Mouse Wheel"
No thanks bro, if I wanted to taste a dirty penny I'd lick your mother's asshole.

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6813404

>>6812553
Found the hipster

I bet you drink Starbucks brand coffee and have the wrong brand of smart phone

My brand of smart phone proves I'm an elite technical genius unlike yours which is favoured by homosexuals

Furthermore, you wear the glasses don't you. Only cool hipsters wear the glasses. Corrective lenses are so smug and pretentious, I wish we could all just have normal vision.

>> No.6813407

>>6813404
What the fuck are you on about you babbling autist?

>> No.6813408
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6813408

All theses fedora fags need to fuck off.

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6813415

>>6813407
>I don't understand it but I feel like he's making fun of me
And what if I am? Are you going to cry now?

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6813416

>>6813408
ayyyn't that the truth

people that can afford craft beers that taste like shit anyways shouldn't eeven be drinking alcohol.

if you aint drinking cheap alcohol, stop.

where my niggas at

>> No.6813419

>>6813416
Yuhhhh I don't care what kind of beer it is... I look for the cheapest for the money...

A store around here sells 30 rack of miller high life for 14$, not expired. Get that shit every time I roll by.

>>6813399
Tired of that shit, snobby, better than everyone. "Here you go, here's Shark sand"
Nah I'm good, you can drink liquid rust.

>> No.6813428

we should come up with likely names for craft beer

dead dogs dander

hoplite armfuls

ravensblood crest snowpeak

jaundiced jezebel

nippy tipple van wrinkle

sledgehammer lawyer

granny greens grog

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6813430

This has been part of my diet for the past 3 years.

>> No.6813435

>>6813430
ayyyyyyyy whatsup throw me a natty man

>> No.6813443

>>6813428
Yessss haha

Birchwood dark

Orange Acid

Gumpy Fish

White Flame

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6813451

>>6813435
Here ya go brah, enjoy.

>> No.6813499

>>6813408
>>6813416
>>6813419
>>6813428
>>6813430
>>6813435
>>6813443
>>6813451
>poor alcohols making fun of people not being poor alcohols

>> No.6813503

>>6813499

>>tastes like shit

>>but at least its expensive

smh fam

>> No.6813520

>>6813503
>People can't enjoy things I enjoy
Why can't people accept that some people like things that you don't? You don't have to take part in craft beer discussion you know. I've enjoyed plenty of "whats your favourite macro" threads on /ck/.

>> No.6813523

>>6813520

Why can't you accept that some people like things that you don't?

>> No.6813528

>>6811071
I drank beer out of a large glass candle holder for a while, fuck it.
Could perfectly fit two bottles of beer in it.
worked well as fuck and cost me like 3$ at the reject store

>> No.6813530

>>6813520
why can't you accept that i think craft beers, of which i've had 7-8 i think, are a scam for people who want to be sop[histicated by drinking less pleasurable and more expensive booze?

>>6813528
>>reject store

where we all belong kek

>> No.6813533

>>6813530
it's an Australian like 2$ store, idk what the american version is, the shitty bargain bin stores.

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6813535

I only drink angry orchard and other hard ciders. Get fucked beerfags

>> No.6813536

>>6813533
Dollar store is what Americans call it

>> No.6813541

>>6810809

I'm a brewer so I sort of have to talk a bit more in depth about beers, particularly the ones I brew. Some people do unfortunately go over the top when discussing beer. These are usually the people that know the least about beer.

>> No.6813549

>>6813535
>>sweet as coca cola
>>headache
>>5%

no.

>> No.6813560

>>6813535
At least have Crispin if you're going to have widely produced cider. Angry orchard is literally a sugar induced headache ready to burst.

>> No.6813607

>>6813530
You haven't had nearly enough crafts if you think 8 is a good number. There's so much variety its insane and slightly overwhelming. Its a matter of finding a balance of price and taste.

No, Natty and Milwaukee's Best and Miller and beers like them don't count. That's beer for dumb college fratkids. Best cheap beer around me is Yuengling - don't know if its available by you

>> No.6813615

>>6810808
But too hoppy is a real problem in today's society

>> No.6813616

>>6813607

best cheap beer is natty ice.

i don't know what the fuck you people think makes a beer taste good, but for me, its not the flavor of hops, barley, alcohol, fermentation, yeast, sour, bitter, or anything like that.

good beer should taste like carbonated water. and get you drunk fast.

>> No.6813618

>"I drink alcohol for the flavor"
that's how I know you're trying too hard

>> No.6813640

>>6813618
>I poorly troll a congan woodworking symposium because of the kekz

>> No.6813656

>>6813616
You have to understand that other people don't just drink beer to get drunk. It's an extremely pleasant side effect but I love the extreme range of flavours beer can provide.
I honestly think one day you'll find a craft beer you like and never turn back.

>> No.6813660

>>6813656
someday i'm going to mix my piss with a shot of vodka and sell it as craft beer, and get rich, that's what i'm going to do.

>> No.6813663

>>6813656
Why do guys pretend to like beer?

>> No.6813760

>>6813660
>>6813663
>2015
>trying this hard at a brazilian dog-walking assembly

>> No.6813766
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>>6813660
market it as le epic 50% ABV beer
>it's not supposed to taste good! xD

>> No.6813774

>>6813663
not him but beer is nice
if you only want to get drunk buy some spirits, its probably your best vfm and youll have to drink the least of it.

i like drinking beer because i like the taste.
Im not one of those hipster fags tho, i drink carlsberg or brahma mostly

>> No.6813782

>>6813766
well meme'd good sir

>> No.6813822

>>6811284
Haha same. I got mine at the brewery in chicago.

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>>6810765
anyone who has one of these in his wallet

>> No.6813845

>>6813829
wow, that is great.

>> No.6813847

someone post the beer label that's so fucking hipster it hurts.

you know the one. i can't find it though.
>don't drink our beer

>> No.6813918

>>6811007
Ahh, the old Reddit switcheroo.

>> No.6813920

>>6810765
>I don't like wheat beers
weissbier is actually one of the top sellers at the main craft beer bar in my city, because it's an accessible style for plebs (although it's pretty delicious regardless)

>> No.6814273

>>6812460
Youre justa jaded hipster

>> No.6814279

>>6813523
Why are you in a cract beer thread you retard?

>> No.6814290

>>6813415
You are an absolute autist. You cringe worthy fuck.
>hurr he like beer other than macro, obviously le hipster may may

>> No.6814305

>>6813416
>>6813408
>talking about shit taste
>drinking shit beer.
At least get Budweiser.

>> No.6814313

>>6813503
>pretending to be black on 4chan
>i drink it because its cheap!
You shouldn't need a 30 rack to get drunk.

>> No.6814317

>>6813530
Translation: i drank a blue moon once and didnt like it.

>> No.6814321

>>6813541
Also as a brewer i can agree with this

>> No.6814332

>>6813616
.. Youre just an alcoholic.
You havethe taste of a man child.Of all the cheap beer you drink nasty ice? Jfc just mouthwash with buckshot now if thats the best cheap beer.

>> No.6814445

>>6814305
I sincerely prefer malt liquor over cheap beer (in the realm of Bud, PBR, Corona, etc.).

>> No.6814460

>>6814445
Ill accept that and to be fair if im going cheap i go mickeys.

>> No.6814480

>>6813416
Miller High Life is my go to macro beer.

>> No.6814515

>>6810765
IPA's suck. Bring me the brown ales.

>> No.6815013

>>6814515
You sounds like a faggot

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>>6814313
Australia here. Yes you should. Fucking faggot.

>> No.6816108

>>6816022
Get better beer then. You have shit beer if it takes 30 to get drunk

>> No.6816116

>>6813549
Why do hard ciders seem to make people sicker/more headaches

>> No.6816118

>>6816116
Sugar

>> No.6816121

>>6816116
inexperienced drinkers tend to graviate towards easy-drinking sweet stuff

they then drink way too much of that stuff and omg those apple margariatas totally made me go crazy! lol!!~! holds up spork

>> No.6816122

>>6816121
wrong
>>6816118
right

>> No.6816147

>>6816118
>>6816122
My friend's GF doesn't really like beer but likes harder alcohol/liquor(I'm guessing sugary crap). She was saying that she had 12 angry orchards one night (over a few hours) and got a migrane. I'm guessing it was the sugar and because she handles her alcohol pretty well. Just curious though if anyone else can chime in.

>> No.6816150

>>6816122
Which university did you get your PhD in Broscience from, Professor Chad?

>> No.6816157

>>6816122
no
>>6816121
yes

>> No.6816189

>>6811232
do you live in outer space?

>> No.6816198

>>6816157
no

>>6816122
yes

>> No.6816215

>>6816198
no

>>6816189
yes

>> No.6816270

What's the consensus on vanilla/chocolate flavored stouts and porters?

I used to think they were garbage but I tried some kind of chocolate double stout at an ale house a while ago and it was pretty great.

>> No.6816273

>>6816215
no

>>6816270
yes

>> No.6816293

>>6816270
I drank my first stout today. The chocolatey flavours were awesome.

>> No.6816386

>>6813847
rogue arrogant bastard?

>> No.6816760

>>6810809
vouch

>> No.6816982

>>6816386
Arrogant Bastard is made by stone

>> No.6817013

>>6810765
What secret do you wizards have of not pouring 3/4rds a stein of foam for like, one quarter cup of beer.
Like, I pour half of a 500ml can and it fills up one whole litre.
I see somebody else do it and there's like, no foam at all.
Am I cursed?

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6817027

>tfw you developed an alergy to dark creamy beers you love and they give you horrible migraines
>tfw have to drink ales

>> No.6817029

>>6810765

Well, I like wheat beer, stouts, and amber ales.

Your move OP.

>> No.6817030

>>6817013

>step 1: cold beer receptacle
>step 2: hold glass at 65 degree angle, and pour beer slowly down the side, making the angle you have the glass tipped shallower as you pour

It's magic.

>> No.6817038

>>6817013
If you pour beer from a bottle:
1. open bottle.
2. put glass on the bottle so that the opening touches the bottom of the glass.
3. flip the construction.
4. slowly raise the bottle from the glass as it fills up.

Total control over how much foam you want.

>> No.6817046

>>6817027
If it's dark and creamy it probably is an ale.

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6817047

>>6817027
>alergy

>> No.6817094

>I'll have three pints of that 14.5% ABV Russian Imperial Stout, please

>> No.6817167

>>6810807
American IPA's and PA's are vile, overhopped shit. Even pale ales in other parts of the world are following the awful example being set by the hamfisted, over-enthusiastic craft beer wankers in the U.S.

Cooper's Pale Ale is not bad, nor is my homebrew- my first batch was brewed in 1989 so I reckon I've been brewing longer than anyone on /b/ has been alive.

>> No.6817174

>>6817167
Original British IPA was considered a shit tier beer.
I have no idea why all these "craft" types like what is essentially beer designed for shipping.

>> No.6817181

>>6817013
Pour 3/4 of bottle in glass while it's tilted at a 45 degree angle, last 4th tip glass straight up and pour the rest harder.

>> No.6817224

>>6811071
Lagunitas jars are adorable. They've got the puppy logo right on em for grip. I've bought a few from a local bar for 2 bucks. The bar tender was just happy that I didn't try to slip them into my purse like a douche and apparently Lagunitas gave them to him for free. Feels good man.

They also sample WHOLE PINTS on their brewery tours. They make that lake Michigan shit water taste so sweet.

>> No.6817226

>>6817174
>Original British IPA was considered a shit tier beer.
[citation needed]

And yes, I know the history behind the IPA style. It was shipped out because it was still miles ahead of anything that could be produced on the subcontinent.

>> No.6817227

>>6817226
but lobster is for prisoners and dihydrogen monoxide

>> No.6817234

>>6817013
protip: rinse your glass with water immediately before pouring. helps remove residual dust/sanitizer/soap and reduces foam

>> No.6817239

>>6817224
>adorable
>lake michigan

you wut m8

>> No.6817245

>>6817224
>>6817239
>purse

>> No.6817260

>>6816982
People don't get that Stone likes to joke around. They over write the shit out of their labels, which are printed directly on the glass because fuck you.

I love Stone. They can't take themselves seriously. They are literally making fun of beer snobs. Also their green tea ipa is so good I want to replace people's blood with it so I can suck that sweet nectar like some beer vampire.

>> No.6817261

>>6811746
I'm an Australian who works a bottle shop, and I endorse this.
Water. Malt. Hops. Yeast. Fucking simple, yet so many brewers seem to think they're Heston fucking Blumenthal.

We sell around 60 different beers, from the EU, UK, US and Pacific. Not one of our top 20 non-bulk brews is a hipster microbrew. All of our top 20 are consistent, simple beers, from the Sri Lankan 'Lion Stout' to Warka to Zywiec to Coopers.
Beer hipsters will kill microbrewing, as increasingly bizarre and unlikeable techniques and ingredients will eventually attract less attention from the waxed moustache brigade, after already having driven off the average drinker.

Fuck beer hipsters. Matter of fact, fuck hipsters in general.

http://youtu.be/PxZiae16Ry8

>> No.6817266

>>6817094
That fantastic feeling when you find out on vacation in mendocino
Old Rasputin costs only 3.50 a pint at restaurants.

It's called being very drunk.

>> No.6817271

>>6813660
You've discovered the secret of all American beer.

>> No.6817275

>>6817239
They opened a brewery in Chicago.

We are one step closer to having ALL THE BEER. Imma run up to the local foremost with its wily pipeworks and three floyds connects tonight after class. Maybe bathe in some o'dat dere unicorn blood.

>> No.6817284

>>6816147
Check for sulphite preservatives.

>> No.6817307

>>6817261
Do you honestly not think there is room for experimentation? Truly good beers will be spotted from the pack, and the techniques that went into making them will lead to new flavors. Why is that bad? No one is forcing you to drink it. You have access to your old staples. Why can't you let people explore novel flavors? I fucking hate oyster stouts but some people love them. Can't those assholes enjoy their oyster stouts in peace?

I just love trying new beer and I'm not a huge stinky baby who can't stand trying something. I've never been unable to finish a beer, so excuse me but I really don't understand where you're coming from.

>> No.6817318

>>6817307
>muh bacon beer epic xd xd
That's not experimentation, that's an abandoned child's cry for help

Sorry about your mommy issues, america

>> No.6817327

>>6817307
Drink beer because you enjoy it = good.
Drink beer because you want to be a unique snowflake and look down on others because their beer wasn't aged in a barrel made of the true cross = bad.

Not that hard. I despise people who drink wanky fucking beers as if the labels were fashion accessories.

>> No.6817334

>>6817245
was commenting more on the adorable vs. practical/ideal statement

>>6817275
that's right, slipped my mind that they have a new brewery location. living in northern california, you don't hear about it too often

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>>6810765
>mfw all plebs try to pretend they like very dark beers because they think it is more 'intense' or masculine
>mfw a real patrician likes good beer regardless of the 'type' or meme status of the beer itself
>mfw plebs try to argue that liking a particular kind and being intransigent with others makes them patricians
>mfw when they are behaving like kids when they do this
>mfw OP

>> No.6817348

>>6817318
So that one joke beer represents all beer? That's just silly anon. Your opinion is ago fucked up and even more judgemental than a hipster.

>he takes rogue seriously

They make all their money on dead guy then make shitty joke beer for the Portland crowd. How do you not get this?

>> No.6817367

>>6817327
I don't think most people who drink beer are that condescending or judging.

You guys have some serious security issues on this board. You paint yourselves as true beer lovers but piss on the loud 20 somethings that are just getting into beer.

Of course if anyone judges you for what you drink, why should you care? I had one friend who was like that by really he's a massively insecure guy who tries to make himself out as an expert in everything. He also gets way too emotional in a bad way. Why make fun or hate already insecure people? Enjoy yer daggum burr ya bitches.

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>>6817338
You

You I like

You get all the (You)s

~You~

>> No.6817388

>>6817334
Dood, I had no idea how true the ipa saturation issue was until I vacationed in mendocino. You guys have some great beer, and I even enjoyed Kilt Lifter though it tasted more like a strongly brewed barley tea with fresh hops squeezed in than anything that I'm used to. We don't have that problem in Chicago. Milwaukee brewing co, new Glarus, etc etc they all make so much good non ipa beer that I never took the claims of over saturation seriously.

I get it now. The land is too beautiful there. We're stuck inside all winter working on beers that don't require expensive shipped hops.

Please send some of your landscape and Fort Bragg bird of prey beer. I'll hook up a giant hose to the lakes in return.

>> No.6817514

>>6810809
This tbh, beer nerds are unbearable

>> No.6817555
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hey GUYS! Just travelling through this thread
to tell you about my new BEER! Crisp lemon, tangy lime... It's just a TRAVEL away!!!

>> No.6817568

>>6817555
This guy is the epitome of craft beer drinking faggots.
Also, nice fazolis

>> No.6817581

>>6817568

Funny thing is most craft beer drinking faggots probably wouldnt drink that trash. Every beer of theirs is a fucking shandy or some bullshit.

>> No.6817587

>>6817568
i prefer to see him as Beer Fieri

>> No.6817605

>>6810765
what is /ck/s stance on ipa's? do we still like them or do we hate them now that hipsters have discovered them?

>> No.6817610

Man, you guys all want to just get mad at something. No wonder there's no real discussion. Just bitching and fighting.

>> No.6817616

>>6817610
fuckem we'll talk beer, you know of any good regional/craft beers that I should try? I've tried pretty much everything in the boulevard lineup and while I dig it, I crave new and different beer feels

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>>6817616

>> No.6817688

>>6817616
Man I wrote a long reply but it got fucked when I tired to take a pic for ya.

Anyway, 3Floyds does a shit ton of work with other breweries and they put out amazing shit across the board. Rare types of beer. Things with corn (really damn good! Sweetness helps balance out other flavors). Them and Pipeworks are damn good at balancing their beers. You'll get something with 11abv and not even taste it cause its so light and refreshing.

Pipeworks has delicious creamy stouts or ones that drink like coffee with chocolate and cherries or whatever the fuck you want it's great. Got a local shop with an entire shelf, front and back, covered in pipeworks. Some of it has been nicely agreed for over two years. Good shit.

But yeah, anything with their names on it will likely be gold. They do small batches for all their stuff and get great label art that makes you want to hold on to the bottle. Fun beer for fun times.

>> No.6817693

>>6817688
Oh! And if you like barley wines that taste like candy with noticeable refreshing hops or stouts that'll warm your soul check out pipeworks unicorn series.

My local guy has been aging the holiday ones for 2 years plus. He makes everyone who stumbles into his store so damn happy with his stash. Check out the foremost liquors in rolling meadows il if you ever get the chance.

>> No.6817704

>I think Boston Lager is the best beer ever

>> No.6817734

>>6817704
I don't know anyone who says that. I will happily drink Boston Lager though

>> No.6817737

>>6810765
>thinks beer is the extremely overrated
>only kinds of beer I think are decent are all dark

You're stupid rules make no sense

>> No.6817765

>>6810765
I've had at least 80 different beers and I don't like wheat beers

>> No.6818169

Keep coriander out of beer. It tastes like shit

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>>6818169
mfw I had a carraway/vanilla stout and it tasted just like a sausage that was dipped in icecream

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MIDAS TOUCHED ME

>> No.6818229

>>6810765
Wheat beer is fucking disgusting imho tbh m8

>> No.6818299

>>6818229
I like wheat beer, I drink it all the time. I also live in Germany. What now spermzilla?

>> No.6818306

>>6818299
800,000

>> No.6818319

What's wrong with ale? I like ale. I like any style of beer, really. Just depends on the occasion. My favorite though is probably stouts and wheat beers.

>> No.6818326

>>6818306
hi /pol/ :-)

>> No.6818334

>>6818306
i live in Turktown Germany, it doesn't really bother me. Im actually crushing on a couple hot turkish girls atm. Gotta sow them seeds.

>> No.6818341

>>6818206
who the fuck wants icecream flavored beer? that just sounds nasty

>>6818319
>what's wrong with ale?
it's the drink of peasants is what's wrong with it

>> No.6818349

>>6818341
Well aren't you a pretentious fuck. Macaroni and cheese is the food of peasants too, it's still good as fuck

>> No.6818352

>>6818349
>not eating the superior shells and cheese
I'm not pretentious you just have bad taste

>> No.6818945

>>6810765
>I only like IPAs

>> No.6818948

>>6810807
No, Anon, that's what patricians who haven't fallen for the >muh IBUs meme say.

>> No.6818951

>I actually give a fuck what kind of beer you drink

the plebest of plebs

>> No.6818963

>my palette is too refined for Pabst Blue Ribbon, I'm going to stick to my IPA that has so many AAUs that you can't taste any grain or yeast whatsoever.

I was just offering you a beer, faggot.

>> No.6818965

>>6816270
Usually standard to have chocolate or vanilla in stouts and porters.
So yes to them

>> No.6818967

>>6817167
Confirmed for never drank an ipa

>> No.6818978

>>6817348
Hes Australian, he wouldn't know good beer even if it hit him from a boomerang.
>dollarydoo

>> No.6818986

>>6817174
Cool. No one makes the original ipa recipe. In fact, most ipas now focus on the different flavors different strands of hops can produce. It's crazy how the human race advances.

>> No.6819007

>>6817167
Just stop

>> No.6819014

>>6810765
but... i dont like dark beers OP.... i dont like the bitter taste.... does this make me a bad person?