/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You sound like a total prick, so I'm not gonna help out.

>>6809193
electric italian coffee maker

foolproof.

>>6809193
if you're not a coffee snob and just a regular coffee drinker, it doesn't really matter what you get. if you have to get up early for work, maybe try getting one with preset timers so it'll start brewing at a specific time.

y u trollin bro?

This only makes espresso and cappuccino. It's fucking amazing, though.

Anything with an E61 group will suffice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus

just relax anons.

>>6809195
>won't help you but I'll shitpost in your thread
awesome

>>6809206
These look nice, I am looking through the best sellers on amazon and I see I need to read a bit more about these things before ordering one.

>>6809215
>if you're not a coffee snob
I'm not but I do want to start drinking nicer coffee, since I drink several cups a day. I have normally been drinking like 3-5 large cups a day out of a drip machine, costco brand coffee (we finish the big bag in about a week), but I've had nicer coffee at those hip coffee shops before and so I'd like to step up my coffee game.

>>6809217
I was only (partially) joking bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2zoY45508

come relax broheims

(pile of rocks)

>>6809238
aww yeah that song is dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJRF8xGzvj4

>>6809219
looks nice but it's a little bit big, or idk I'll go look at real pictures of them. I see all this shit like italian, french press, espresso machines etc etc I need to be sure of what I want.

What should I get if I am trying to relax for a bit while sipping on my coffee, and I'm not in a rush to prepare it?

Also, I like espressos but I don't like that the cups are so tiny!

Surely just a stovetop espresso maker would do?
You can add hot water for an americano.

I don't know about cappuccinos, though. You'd probably have to prepare the milk separately and pour it into the espresso.

>>6809254
>What should I get if I am trying to relax for a bit while sipping on my coffee, and I'm not in a rush to prepare it

french press, my nigga. google it or look it up on youtube, gives great coffee if you're just chilling.

aeropress

>>6809308
just watched a couple of youtube videos and I think I'm going to go with this. Already have the electric kettle so I'm good.

Also I can't just leave the coffee in that pot right I'd need to transfer it to a different pot afterwards, or else it will keep brewing right?

>>6809311
that is like a specific brand?

Where do you guys buy your coffee? Any good online shops?

Noticed there isn't a sticky for this type of question

>>6810272
You should see how far you can shove a knife down your throat.

>>6809193
dont let the haters discourage you from buying this state of the art chinese manufactured piece of technology.

>>6810276
what did I do to make you salty, and what can I do to make things right??

>>6810314
already have a keurig machine

>>6810325
Stop with the sticky spamming. Nobody wants one.

>>6810375
>spamming
I mentioned it once. Idk what the board """culture""" is like, but on all the boards I go to (/g/ /fa/ /sci/ /diy/) we all have stickys. I checked the catalog before making a thread as to not shit up your board, but I guess you're already doing that so whatever.

>>6810382
Instead of a sticky, we just have annoying douchebags from terrible boards whining that we don't have a sticky.

>>6810386
>Instead of a sticky, we just have annoying douchebags
yeah I noticed

>>6810396
Says the dude who goes to /g/, /fa/, and /sci/. You might as well just go to reddit, you fucking nerd.

>>6810403
whatever man, you can stay in a sour mood all day I don't even care.

I settled on a french press by the way they look like they make some dank coffee

>>6810434
>I settled on a french press

>>6810434
you fuckt up sun, the french press is a meme... so new it hurts

>>6810434
Good choice. French presses make great coffee if you do it right. It's a pain in the ass to do it with decaf though - it always comes out way too bitter. With normal coffee it's good though.

>>6809193
install gentoo

Get a french press, they're relatively inexpensive and a good segue to getting "into" coffee.

As for coffee, I've found that the Kirkland brand stuff is actually really good for the price (green bag). I know some supermarkets have a kind of bulk coffee thing which has all different types of coffee. Try some out, find what you like and then either continuously buy that or check out similar beans.

>>6809228
>(fucked copy pasta) fore ordering one.
Why? They are simple as fuck.
Put water in bottom part, put coffee in coffee part, screw top. Medium heat until it makes the distinct sound of prepared coffee.

>>6811369
I bet baby buffalo is fucking delicious.

>>6810434
out of all suggestions you took the shittiest
wow

>>6811437
It's really bison, not buffalo but yes. It is delicious.

>>6811458
>talks shit
>posts no alternatives

It's like i'm _actually_ on /g/. I get it, everything that you do not do is a meme and is shit. Whatever dude

>>6809206
>>6809219
>>6810314

Good goyim, buy our proprietary botnets

>>6809263
>>6810434

These respect your freedom

>>6812108
What are some open source coffee beans available online, if they take bitcoins that's a plus