/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Why do [insert group here] [do this thing]?

>>6805765
that was unique. You wouldnt happen to know what game/program was used to make that would you?

>>6805792
Besiege

game on steam

>>6805792
what's it like to live under a rock.

>>6805807
>Thinking you're cool because you spend so much time on the internet and know all the memes

Faggot

>>6805762
I wouldn't know.

>>6805762
I dont know. Why do black people commit so much crime? Why do indians smell like shit?

>>6805894
Oh, that looks nice, reminded me of one of my country's classics, pic related.

>>6806132
and a personal favourite.

le white people can't cook meme, my favorite!

>>6806138
>white people food is boring, hehe that's funny :)
>WHAT white people are cooking food from other cultures? WAHHHH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!

>>6805889
>besiege
>meme

I think you should go look up the definition for "meme."

>>6806132
Oh shit! Spanish omelet what what!

>>6806146
>>6805889

As a web anthropologist, the definition of meme has evolved from mere pictures to all kinds of digital formats including webms, gifs and other vehicles to be used appropriately in a web discussion.

why do blacks keep robbing and killing each other?

>>6805762

eggs are never bland, they taste of egg dumbshit

>>6805762
>why do white people make such shitty bland food? Cheese? All good baked goods? All wine, beer and liquor that isn't disgusting rotgut? French cuisine? Give me real food, stuff we copied from the colonials with the ingredients they brought from halfway around the world and filled with hot spice. Gotta have hot spice in everything, that's real cooking.

>>6805762
I sprinkle some ground black pepper on my sunny side up eggs, they are never bland.

>>6805896
>>6806138
>>6806142
>>6806391
>>6806436

Defensive as fuck. Why are white jimmies so easily rustled?

>>6806449
because we haven't had a good race riot in a while and we're getting antsy

>>6806449
because like men, they've never been on the receiving end so even the slightest hint sets them off like little girls

>>6806449
It's cause you fuckers won't give credit where's it's due

>all good baking
>all good alcoholic beverages

prove me wrong anon

>>6806467
>all good baking
this is what white people ACTUALLY believe

>>6806471
I don't get what your point is, what does Panera have to do with anything?

To us it isn't bland because we have a more refined taste than you filthy negro beasts.

>>6806342
>the definition of meme has evolved from mere pictures

fucking moron

>>6806449
Because being privileged comes with the benefit of rarely being challenged, so any and every challenge or confrontation encountered is reacted to strongly, as it is a new phenomenon for them.

>>6806449
not defensive, I just don't stay silent when I see bigotry and racism.

>>6806342
Fuck off retard, the definition has never been restricted to funny pictures on the internet

>>6806511
Yes because SJW POCs react so reasonably and so maturely to being challenged on anything

>>6806525
>Everyone is a reactionary moron who is wrong basically all of the time

Makes sense to me.

bro my eggs are fire. i got that maillard shit workin for me

>>6806530
>burnt eggs
I remember when you first posted this. It still looks awful.

>>6806530

>>6806533
>implying burnt

>>6806539
less burnt, but still more brown than i'd like to see

see this pic for how to make a real omelette

>>6806529
>someone with some sense

Thank you

>>6806449
Because 4chan is their echo-chamber and any slight against a light skinned individual immediately means "white genocide" to them.

White fragility.

>>6806553
Dumb black people do the same thing. Being a shitty moron isn't specific to any one race, gender, religion, or background. Basically everyone is dumb and annoying.

>>6806449
Because the white race is worth defending

>>6806541
how dare you pontificate
the yolk and the white aren't even blended properly
the texture is all wrong. what's with those big bubbles?
why is it so overcooked?
did you literally just dump the egg into the pan and wait for it to boil?

>>6806557
>buttmad egg burner tries to deflect
kek

Why is OP chicken of sceaks' oeuf de semen?


>Pourquoi?

Blind bilde voici...

>>6806566
sceak is the cunt of all cunts

>>6806449
Shill your SJW agenda on /pol/. It'll be on topic at least.

>non bilder blind

>>6806558
i'm not the greasy burnt egg slurper, sorry

>>6806584
>implying i cooked or ate any of the omlettes i'm posting

learn to cook, fatty

>sceak avec catsup?

What's the under, Udder?

>>6805762
show us an example of a tasty exciting colored person egg then

>>6806591
that looks like a bland as fuck tortilla

>>6805762
>eat fried and scrambled eggs with hot sauce all the time
>figure fuck it I'll just add the sauce to the eggs as I scramble them
>end up adding a lot as love hot sauce
>orange eggs
>"anon why are you eating weird orange eggs?"

Convinced my room mate that duck eggs are vivid orange

Best omelette on earth, just passing by.

>>6805762
Pants up
Don't loot

>>6806591
you really like pancakes I see

>>6806595
>trying this desperately to come off as anything but a shitty cook who burns his eggs

this is actually really funny. keep going.

>Allez cinquante-neuf !!!

Which did the OP come in first?

>>6806602
i cook my eggs perfectly. you're just not as cultured as

>>6806530

>thinking that white man can cook eggs other than his woman's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL8ExtwLzy8 [Embed]
Aww, what's wrong wimpy little white boy? Are you just a poor white cuckold who can't see beyond the surface level of a basic explanation? Don't, cry, baby boy! What's wrong, little whitey? Oh! Are you sad that your pathetic white cock can never truly satisfy any woman? Well, get with the times! White women are waking to the biological fact that black guys are the REAL men, which is why white woman are increasingly taking their huge cocks (and I mean HUGE (: ) and getting pregnant with strong, superior, healthy black babies! It's just nature, white boy... get over it!

>>6806553
#blagglivesmattur

eat shit and die, nigger

Of course it's boring when you have only eggs on your plate.

>>6806615
>poaching eggs is the same as frying eggs

different skillsets

>>6806663
my set of skill is the set of all skills

>>6806668
burning eggs is not a skill

>>6806634
Is this pasta? Because if you just wrote that out, that's really sad. Even if you're trying to bait, reassess your life, friend.

>>6806672
>[Embed]
of course it's a pasta

>>6806541
You make our country ashamed to house you.
>>6806557
definitely scrambled in the pan

>>6806709
I'm sorry these images I found on google aren't to your liking.

White people do good things with eggs.

Boring.

>>6805762
>Why do white people make such bland boring eggs?
Aren't we done fueling the racist bullshit yet? Geeshe. grow up.

>>6806953
That will never end. You see people of colour will always be inferior. The only thing that they will claim is their food. Trouble is that their food is spiced not for flavour but to cover the flavour and smell of decay.

>>6806483
Panera is Italian and Italian aren't white

>>6806516
fuck off nigger

>>6805762
Is that hospital food?
Reminds me of rehab. I'm triggered.

if enough people report this thread, Op will be banned and the thread will be pruned :)

DUDE WHITE PEOPLE LMAO

Kill yourself.

>>6806661

that looks fucking perfect man

>>6806661
that feta looks like trash but the bacons cooked nice as fuck

>>6806661
What are the shreds? Fried onion??

Isn't stuff like Eggs Benedict, Eggs Florentine, Oeufs en Cocotte aux Haricots Verts, etc all white people inventions?

>>6807478

fried leeks is my guess

>all this white people buttmad ITT
>>>/pol/

I live in VA and can agree with this.

Although I do know a lot of white people who put cream cheese and ham cubes in their eggs.

Never seen anyone else do that nasty shit.

Because when I'm making breakfast in the morning I don't have time to make anything super complicated. Usually when I make eggs in the morning I just cook them over-hard and put a fuckton of pepper on them. It tastes pretty damn good and it's pretty easy to cook.

>>6806555
>dumb white women do the same thing for black people.

ftfy

>>6805762
eggs will always be bland

people that a fried egg to a burger are sub human animals

you might as well add some avocado or a slice of bland to your food

>>6805807
What's it like to be a manchild who plays 'vidya'?

>>6806136
Hell yeah

>>6808593
ther is nothign wrong with playing games

>>6805894

I prefer some nice and easy over easy eggs over fritatas tbh

>>6808614
what game is that?

>>6806615
Your rice is mush though

>>6808672
GoodGoyim.exe

>>6808672
Besiege I think

>>6808697
lol that shit is crazy

Ramen eggs are the shit.

>>6806342
>As a web anthropologist, the definition of meme has evolved from mere pictures

meme has always referred to discrete "packets" of information. the process for tying your shoe is a meme. the sentence "the process for tying your shoe is a meme" is also a meme.

it never referred to "just pictures" in any circle but moronic pop-internet facebook faggot territory.

>>6808593
hey /g/, what's it like to be a whiny faggot?

>>6806516
>bigotry and racism
>against whites
kek

>>6809010

>>6809010
>being this racist
Fuck off, nigger.

>>6806342
>web anthropologist
Did you give yourself that title? Is that what you tell all your friends right before you finish with "and I live in my mom's basement"

>>6809044
>2035
>not having a master in memetics

>>6806449

Because we're tired of foreigners invading our countries, you fucking nigger.

>>6809070
are you an iraqi too?

>>6806449

don't you have a convenience store to rob?

>>6805894
holy fuck that looks amazing

>itt: niggers project

>>6809044
>sperging out over a joke

kill la kill yourself

>this entire thread
white people's feelers r as fragile as an eggshell lmfao same color too

>>6806342
>the definition of meme has evolved from mere pictures
Fuck off. You don't know shit.

>>6806541
Not even an omelet dude. It's an overcooked egg wrapped around a ton of meat.

Why do brown people make such bland boring threads?

>>6809411
>overcooked
kek, so sad.

>>6806342
A meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem) is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".

>>6809770
>A meme (/meJ:meJ/ maymay)
ftfy

>>6806449
>cop does his job competently and without bias
>perpetrator happened to be black
>triggers a category 5 chimpout
>half of the ghetto burns to the ground
>all media saturated with protest slogans for months
>...
>"Why are white jimmies so easily rustled?"

>>6806511
Shouldn't you be on tumblr or at school?

Undersleep, fry egg, put on toast, put on some mustard and sriracha or Frank's red hot. Make tea or coffee while you're at it. Fast and satisfying. Go to work.

>>6811409
Close. Egg, toast, salsa, mayo and cheese. I became so addicted to those, I began gaining weight. My nutritionist ordered me to halve my portions. It sucked.

>>6805894
Wow what is that and how do I make it

>>6810088
There they go again. Whitey chimping out on the inside because he's too beta to do anything but post reaction images.

>>6805762
I don't want no sloppy slimy eggs.

>>6807033
I bake at panera. Ya better watch out we whiteys are takin yer jerbs

>>6806661
This is the ideal breakfast RIGHT HERE

>>6805762
Nothing better then sunny side up eggs with baked beans bacon and toast

>>6805762
Because white people haven't needed to overspice their food in order to cover up the rot for centuries now.

>>6806471
Pretty sure us Germans make the best bread.

>>6813189
You're about equal with the Brits behind the French and Italians.

>>6805762
This whole thread

Black guy here. ask me anything

>All the booty bothered white people itt

You guys might not know anything about flavor, but you sure do get salty quick.

>>6806132
Glorious tortillas. Haven't made one in a while. Thanks, anon i'm gonna make one tonight my wife will be happy

>>6813543
are you really black?

>>6814184
No such thing as a black person. You're either white or not.

>>6813543
why are you here?

>>6813543

How big is your BBC?

>>6807470
Bacon's way overcooked.