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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Reviewbrah thread

>> No.6803506
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>> No.6803513

haha

>> No.6803525

>>6803506
poor review brah

>> No.6803541

I was bored one day so I was listening to his "voice of the review of the week". Holy shit. The shit that goes through this guy's head. I wanted to take an ambien about 5 minutes in so I could forget it all. I give him props though, he's obviously very intelligent. He needs to not take his youtube comments so seriously as if they were gospel or some shit.

>> No.6803542

>>6803541
Just to clarify, I wanted to take an Ambien(TM) because he was just droning on and on and on and on and on and on about nothing. But I guess that was the whole point. Maybe it's better to listen to while falling asleep.

>> No.6803553

>>6803542
Or not listen to it at all.

>> No.6803557

>>6803541
>>6803542
Review brah is chill and relaxing as fuck. I don't know what you are on about.

>> No.6803563

>>6803557
I never said he wasn't relaxing. I mean he was relaxing enough to make me want to lie on my couch and take a nap instead of cooking. But god damn I never knew one human could just rant so much. An hour and a half of pure ranting with maybe 15 mins of discussion on the supposed topic. The fuck?>

>> No.6803570

>>6803563
Do you really have nothing going on in your life that you listen to that faggot for 2 hours?

>> No.6803573

>>6803563
If you aren't in the mood for something.
protip: change it too something else

>> No.6803593

>>6803570
I was prepping to cook some shit. If you would have read my post you would know that. But seriously. No.

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>>6803593
My friend joined the armed forces. Everyone he knew at the time including me called him a fucking idiot. But after he did his two years I went down to see him. He was best bros with his NAVY next door neighbor and his gf. He had a whole squad of guys ready to do his bidding. I'm sure it wasn't that great when it wasn't new years. Now he lives in Guatamala putting together a "charity". I don't know where I was going with this but he seemed happier than I was at the time. Maybe we were both happier at the time. His grants fell through, now he just lives out there. Letting his investments grow while he lives off nothing because it's so cheap there. Oh god /ck/ where did it go wrong.

>> No.6803626

>>6803607
>>>/s4s/
cheer up

>> No.6803633

Why are these threads allowed when joey threads are banned?

>> No.6803651

>>6803633
Because the mods here suck Sceak's dick

>> No.6803655

>>6803633
review brah is the best

you leave him alone

you double nigger

>> No.6803658

>>6803651
-the mods here are the best
>fixed that for you

>> No.6804284

He seems so nice, I just want to befriend him. I would take him to restaurants and we would travel across Europe together. I would listen to him review fine wine and food while I stare into his glimmering eyes, seeing that spark that he lets out here: >>6803506

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6804295

Post more webms

>> No.6804428

>>6803633
joey is a disgusting fat piece of shit slob. he reminds me of slimer from ghostbusters....

fucking fat pig that needs to get stuck with a machete. Jack is a fucking moron loser as well.

>> No.6804438

>>6804428
>he reminds me of slimer from ghostbusters....
almost choked
10/10

>> No.6804448

>>6804428
Kek

>> No.6804470

>>6804284
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

>> No.6804616

>>6804295
you think he gets mad pussy?

>> No.6804686

>>6803490
Why is jude law reviewing junkfood

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>>6803633

>> No.6804722

>>6803490
RIP
1993 - Too Soon

>> No.6804734

Where is his fedora?

>> No.6804748
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>>6803490
OPs gif reminds me of gif related.

>> No.6804757

>>6804719
It is what it is

>> No.6804804
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>> No.6804829

>>6804719
It is what it is

>> No.6804839

>>6804719
it is what it is

>> No.6804844
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>>6804470
>Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

>> No.6804847

How old is he? Does he go to school? Does he have a job? Almost can't enjoy his videos because I have so many questions

>> No.6805023

>>6804428
Reviewbrah detected

>> No.6805839

>>6804719
it is what it is

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>> No.6805861

>>6804847
does it really matter? he is reviewbrah, nothing more.

>> No.6805866

>>6804844
That's Blood Meridian, right?

>> No.6805870

>>6805866
>>6804844
nevermind I'm an idiot, didnt see the filename

>> No.6805875

>>6804719
It is what it is

>> No.6805880

does he know that his entire following is just a huge troll?

>> No.6805888

>>6805880
what do you mean?

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>>6804804

>> No.6805898

>>6805880
'no'

>> No.6806162

>>6804719
It is what it is

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Where'd the Joey thread go?
:^)

>> No.6807571

>>6803506
reminds me of mr.bean

>> No.6807924

Masao is the only /ck/ related youtuber that matters

>> No.6808264

>>21692289
I like to listen to his VORW when im on a drive, it keeps me company

>> No.6808321

I'd rather see Sceak threads than this shit.

>> No.6808378

>>6807435
Does mass submitting reports make you correct? I have yet to see an explanation about why Joey threads are deleted but every other youtuber was fine. They might think if they keep deleting his threads Joey will buy a banner ad or something on a site where everyone uses Adblock.

>> No.6808433

>>6808378
>Does mass submitting reports make you correct
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes you stupid piece of shit go spam your disgusting Youtube food celebrity bullshit elsewhere. Inside a moving cement mixer preferably.

>> No.6808626

>>6807435
Joey threads get deleted because the mod has some sort of vendetta against joey.
Reviewbrah and other youtuber threads never get deleted.

>> No.6808673

>>6807435
Rule 7 cockface.

>> No.6808786

>>6808626
I think if long term recurring threads keep getting deleted (like the Middle East conflict on /k/) with no obvious violation of the rules, the mods should eventually make a sticky or some kind of message saying why the threads are not allowed. And please do not say the Joey threads are advertising, you could literally look at every fast food related thread and accuse the OP of advertising.

>> No.6809107

>>6804295
He looks like that sloth on that one gif.

>> No.6809709

What would a buttermilk sauce taste like /ck/?

>> No.6809810

>>6804438
can't unsee

>> No.6809815

>>6804719
it is what it is

>> No.6809850

>>6808786
Joey needs to get his shit together. He does not need attention, fueling his negative life style.

>> No.6809851

>>6808378
I think the key issue is that Joey and his channel are pretty irrelevant to /ck/.
Granted he has some form of junk food but to just sit there making stupid noises is dumb.
I doubt the mods would allow links to videos of spastic children sat dribbling and drooling.

>> No.6809873

>>6804719
It is what it is

>> No.6810449

>>6804719
They don't think it be like it is but it do.

>> No.6812227

>>6809851
>I doubt the mods would allow links to videos of spastic children sat dribbling and drooling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.6812274

>>6803490
I just started watching his videos about a week ago. At first I thought he was just kinda cute. Now every time he uploads a video, my heart skips a beat and I can't stop smiling until I finish the video. His cute face, his little mannerisms, how passionate he is about the shit tier food he reviews. Everything about him makes me happy.

I-I've fallen in, /ck/, and I don't think I can get out.

>> No.6812399

So what exactly is the story with this guy?
Does he work? Does he live alone? How old is he?

>> No.6812604

>>6803633
I think the mods hate neurotypicals. It's the only difference - Joey acts like an indulgent hedonist and Reviewbrah acts stiff and autistic. Joey is the most fun to watch but Reviewbrah is okay I guess. The double standard here is disgusting. Ken is an unfunny normie.

>> No.6812622

>>6812227
how in the fuck do you make something raw and overcooked at the same time?

>> No.6812701

>>6803490

Am I the only one that realizes this pretentious jackass is creating his own threads here about himself? And is likely also posting 50%+ of the comments on it?

I swear, I'm going to start posting "Syn Threads" and then talking up what a swell chap I am until I self-nuke with a photo I have of a mod sucking his own dick with a large black dildo is inserted into his ass.

>> No.6812708

>>6808786
My theory is the mods were secret broeys and they got tired of joey's declining quality in his recent videos so they started deleting the threads.
I mean they were allowed for so long and now they just suddenly all get deleted without hesitation.

>> No.6812710

>>6812701
No, others have realized, we just ignore the threads usually.

>> No.6812712

>>6812701
No. And that stupid fag's face is getting annoying to look at.

>> No.6812716

I fucking hate /fit/ so much for bringing him here.

>> No.6812718

>>6812274
Wow your faggot conversion is complete, please report directly to /fit/ and /b/

>> No.6812735

I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM /CK/ FOR YEARS WHO THE FUCK IS REVIEW BRAH AND WHAT IS HIS FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL?

>> No.6812747

>>6812735
It's just some autistic fag spamming his channel here. No need to go to his Youtube channel.

>> No.6812758

>>6812747
Very well, thank you.

>> No.6812763

>>6809850
Did you realize Simply Sara is back? Joey is like Jamie fucking Oliver compared to her.

>> No.6812766

>>6803490
This guy is fucking autistic