/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6799703
depends on the guests

no

>>6799703
I'd add hummus and carrots, but if you're doing the traditional Wine Wednesday only the finest boxed wine and finger foods will do.

>>6799763
>add hummus and carrots
only straight people are attending

Cheese is always a fancy item to serve.

>>6799703
OMG I love cheese, I wish dick tasted like cheese.

>>6800197
>ask your partner to skip showering for a while

Are you sure you want this? Smegma is called dickcheese for a reason.

>>6799817
boring party

>>6800232
There's literally nothing boring about cheese.

>>6799703
salsa and chips
some sort of fruit platter and u got yourself a deal

>>6800197
btw im a gril xddddddddddddd

>>6801966
Stop projecting your fantasies on anons you idiot. I wrote that and I'm a dude.

>>6799703
as long as it's not cracker barrel

>>6799703
buy more wine instead of cheese & crackers

>>6799933
not if it's shit-tier cheese

>>6801981

you'll be changing your tune soon like every other pretentious food fuck

muh cuisine! - Tony Bourdain makes big bank eating street food, - you make nothing - pretentiousness is your only refuge

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/17/business/media/cracker-barrel-cheddar-dares-to-win-prizes.html?_r=0

>>6801966
Why do anons do this, I've seen it happen time and time again, when an anon doesn't identify their own sex, and talks sexually about another male, someone rushes in and tries to amend it so everyone thinks that anon is a girl. "I know because I've made several of th posts myself later to have some anon claim to be me and say
>btw I'm a grill

I'm not a girl, and I don't get this thing some anons have with trying to make everyone believe the person is a girl...

I've seen it happen to others as well.

What's the deal?

>>6802137
Wishful thinking, I think.

>>6802137
>btw im a gay
holy shit, no one cares

>>6802177
The only reason he mentioned it was because someone claimed to be him and said he was a girl...

Why did someone care enough to pose as him and claim to be a girl?

>>6802177
Except he only clarified after someone stated something false, stop trying to make it like all gays want attention or some shit.

Why don't you post to this anon
>>6801966

saying no one cares.

You're a double standard pos.

>>6802192
>>6802189

>triggered: the triggerening

Stop being so thin skinned on the internet. Seriously. Someone manipulating you post, or trolling you, or pretending to be you doesn't matter for shit because you're anonymous. We don't know who you really are and we don't care. So stop making it seem like it matters.

Also, stop projecting onto others. Guess what? I support gay rights, but I also support the right of people to hate gays. Because America. Deal with it. Take your blame-gaming civil rights buzzwordfesting elsewhere, faggot. You make normal gays cringe.

>>6802206
> I support gay rights

I don't. I only support rights for the gay people that I know IRL

People like this >>6802192
>>6802189
should be put in box cars and sent off to camps to avoid spreading the AIDS

>>6802206
blah blah blah
>normal gays

No one cares what your political beliefs are asshat.

>>6802208
You're weird, also don't care.

>>6802206
I don't think anon ever accused you of being anti-gay, just treating him differently than the other anon who felt the need to say the anon was a grill. Get it together.

>>6802208
>muh feels: the post

>>6802206
>Take your blame-gaming civil rights buzzwordfesting elsewhere, faggot. You make normal gays cringe.
Look who's projecting now, where the fuck are you getting all this.

>We don't know who you really are

So which is it anon, do you know or do you not know?

The only spread at the parties I go to are half eaten bags of chips, empty bottles, and drunk girls. A cheese platter would last a minute max.

>/ck/ - recently uncloseted gays having an identity crisis

>>6802259
What if triple the cheese was put out?

>>6802264
>>6802257
>>6802249
>>6802246
>>6802241
>>6802208
>>6802206
>>6802192
>>6802189
>>6802177
ALL OF YOU take your shit and shenanigans over to /pol/ and let us get back to the food.

Great you have opinions, everyone does. If you want people who care go over to /pol/ Jesus.

>>6802264
>>6802249
>>6802206
Trying to be funny but failing by titling posts.

lame...

>>6799703
>Is cheese and crackers, and peanut butter and crackers, with a box of wine a satisfactory spread for a party?

Come on, make some effort. Prepare a crudite platter at the very least. Make sure you put out a couple/three types of cheese and a variety of crackers.

>>6802137
>DON'T MISGENDER ME SHITLORD!

>>6802300
Does it count as two cheeses if you put out sharp and extra sharp cheddar?

>>6802301
Are you done titling posts yet?

>>6802269
It would linger until people started smoking and then go down in the stoner bowl with just about anything else they can find. That or someone would just drop it.

>>6802310
I don't allow illicit illegal drugs at my parties, only alcohol and tobacco are allowed.

>>6802313
I live in georgia. While it is illegal there's nobody around to stop me. Personally I don't smoke anyway, but if they brought enough to share and it's on the deck or in the woods I don't care.

>>6802319
>I live in georgia

you poor devil you.

>hot swampy evangelical Georgia

No that is an awful spread for a party. Learn how to create a nice cheese platter with and verity of cheeses and crackers as well as grapes and maybe fig bread.

>>6802326
I live closer to Atlanta than I do any swamp, but yeah it is pretty hot and shit. Never had an issue with evangelists, mostly just grew up around catholics and the occasional armchair jew.

>>6802241

You sure do. You posted.

>>6802246

I was just chiming in. Not the same anon.

>>6802257

You personally? I know you're a faggot.

>>6802279

>/ck/
>ever good

No.

>>6802284

Your brand of funny isn't the only one sugartits.

>>6802364
>sugartits.

Da fuck?

>>/ck/
>>ever good

>No.

Why are you on this board?

>>6802364
Seriously take your bullshit over to /pol/ this board is for cooking and food not a place for people like you to advertise their political beliefs. GTFO

>>6802364
Are you a woman? I've never heard anyone but women say sugartits, which is a fucking weird thing to say.

>>6802400
>stand up and shriek about "normies don't know gays are here too RREEEEEE"
>B-BUT TAKE UR BELIEFS TO /pol/!!~!~!one
pathetic

>>6802412
>Assumes everyone who doesn't care about their opinion is the same one

I don't care who anyone is but I ask that we get back to food, and for people like you to stop making a scene.

>>6802412
>Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person

>>6802538
>>6802535
Can you let it go and stop derailing the thread please? Thanks

>>6800197

This is an interesting concept.

>>6802334
>fig bread.

What is fig bread?

>>6802304

How about some white cheese, orange cheese, goat cheese, that sour cream and onion soup mix dip, maybe some kind of vegan yogurt hummus kind of dip... bean dip... seven-layer dip... some of those cracker-like breadsticks... can you get decent French baguettes where you are?