/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6799583
its the same chocolate you stupid nigger. that's called the hipster meme faggot placebo effect that you just deepthroated.

its a good chocolate bar though the dollar store was selling 16oz sizes for 1 dollar for awhile.

>>6799583
when I bit ito it the first time, that stupid corner hurt my gum very bad, and then my teeth got glued together.

>>6799583
hey now, toblerone is great, but there is no need to go trash talking the classic snickers

>>6799583
I had a toblerone the day i was fired.
The chocolate was ok.
The serving size was definitely American.
Unless the chocolate is made with criollo cacao, it's all the same trinitario low quality bullshit.
Also, everyone knows the go to chocolates are
>Anything Ghirardelli
>Skor
>100 grand
Debate me faggots

>eating candy
What are you 12, or just fat?

>>6799669
>head too far up his own ass
No thanks, I'm good.

Last time I ate a toblerone I inhaled a small piece of nutty chocolate and when into a coughing fit and died.

>>6799692
reverse shilling, I like it!

well played, sir.

>>6799685
How was anything I said wrong.
It's a well known fact criollo is of a higher quality cacao, and is only less popular because it's more susceptible to disease.

>>6799721
Not a matter of right or wrong, you just come off as a douche bag.

>>6799729
So if I type facts, then I'm a douche bag?
>The wage gap is a lie
>There's no God
>Cantaloupe is shit
>Black women are objectively as a whole the least attractive people, just after aborigines.

>>6799746
>oh look he's acting even douchier
Like I said, nothing to do with what you are saying, its how you say it. You are a jackass plain and simple.

>>6799746
>The wage gap is a lie

>>6799755
>The age of consent should be 16
>The age to drink alcohol should be 16
>Anyone who is obese should pay a tax
>Florida produces the shittiest Americans
>Margarita pizza's aren't pizzas. You only get cheese every fourth bite or so, and one of the three basic requirements for pizzas are bread, sauce, and cheese. If you don't have cheese, you're just eating saucy bread.

My niggah

>>6799583
>just had my first toblerone. its pretty darn good, blows away american-core chocolate treats like snickers, etc.

mate.. toblerone is shitty mass produced milk chocolatte. if you want good chocolatte get some good chocolatte not a fucking toblerone you pleb
amerifags have much better "low grade" candy than us eurofags, so why not just stick to that shit ?

Raw chocolates processed at low temperature with no sugar are objectively the best.

>>6800802

>>6800797
>amerifags have much better "low grade" candy than us eurofags

You seriously think the Hershey vomit-wax is better than cheap european milk chocolate?

>>6800797
hehe, couple weeks ago one of your yuropoors was trying to argue that cadbury's and toblerone were elite patrician chocolates that only the rarest most esoteric shops on the rue au chocolat en bruxelles would sell and only then to the most incestuous royalty of all.

what's with you yuropoors and your conflicting opinions, it's almost like you're actual people and not a 4chan persona invented to amuse americans.

>>6800803
>>6800802
>muh raw goji berries and maca root powder
Raw chocolate is like raw coffee beans. It only sounds good if you're an ignorant hippie.

>>6800802
>Raw chocolates
>processed

I sure do love that raw processed stuff.

I want all hipsters to die.

>>6800892
Well it's technically processed but that's mostly grinding and slight warming at below 50°C
It's very close to raw.

Heating destroys much of the cocoa bean's flavor. I for one will never eat milk chocolate again.

>>6801046
>Heating destroys much of the cocoa bean's flavor
Are you actually serious? Roasting is the only way for chocolate to develop good flavor. It's been done that way for thousands of years. Unless you are literally eating it fresh off the tree, which is a totally different experience, you need to roast.

All those raw chocolate products taste like ass and the dumb hippies who buy them are only pretending to like them because the label said the primitives of precolumbian times did it that way. Except, like with the raw maca root horse shit, that's fucking wrong and you are a stupid baby. Fuck you and your fake paleo nonsense.

>>6801097
>raw chocolate products taste like ass
Lie

>>6801105
Key emphasis on "products", as in those nasty things you find at the hippy store
The actual cacao fruit is extremely delicious when fresh
You've probably never had that though :(