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What is the best English desert, and why is it the Chip Butty.

>> No.6795854

>>6795852
Oi. Why are you us English so superior mate? The breakfast is still GOAT no matter what

>> No.6795855

stale pasta
but watch the replies roll in

>> No.6795858

how is that dessert? its a French fry sandwich

>> No.6795862

I didn't know there were deserts in bongland. It seems to rain a lot.

>> No.6795868
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6795868

>>6795852
>desert
Your grammar is a fucking desert

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6795892

>>6795852
Absolutely disgusting, you're a fucking disgrace.

For me it's:
>Eton mess
>Banoffee pie with ice cream
>Rubsrb/Apple crumble
>Cranberry scones
>Victoria sponge
>Carrot cake
>Syllabub

I complain all the time about the main diet of he English cuisine since I've got german parents who spoil me with their dishes, but nothing can beat English desserts.

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>>6795892
>Syllabub
damn nigga you got good taste in desserts

>> No.6795962

>>6795862
>It seems to rain a lot
Spoken like a true Brit.

>> No.6795967

>>6795868
It's a meme you dip

>> No.6796011

>>6795967
DO YOU KNOW MEMES. I KNOW MEMES

>> No.6796319

>>6795967
>It's a meme
it's spammed pasta, closest it gets to meme status is as a forced meme

>> No.6797162

>>6795852
I always liked the butty chip usually i eat it with plenty of malt then again also catsup sometimes it gets a little messy so i call my german friend frink to help me clean up the plate hes always so polite and well postured of course those germans aren't all smiles and sunshine they only had one task it was just a simple extermination job you know that silence of the lamb shit however they failed and now everyone has those bagels its a damn travesty to put smear on them though why no one knows also the best dessert i have ever had was called dessert storm it was sometime in the 1980s now it is made popular and is called pavlova in the austrailian islands i really dont know why they changed the fantastic name of course since they are british off shoots i guess we can easily call pavlova a british dessert now one time while in london this fellow was dipping his fish and chips in a terrible mixture of catsup malt and curry it smelled so vile i had to just leave but that wasnt before i shat in the restroom and i didnt flush they will teach them for serving chav degenerate clients then again this entire island has become degenerate recently chav brown people shudder now we can also have trifle nothing beats that unless it is a munchie trifle box nothing good came of that god save the queen from that point forward we can say that yes england does indeed have the best desserts on the planet this is fact and cannot be refuted

>> No.6797171

>>6797162
wut?

>> No.6798720

>>6797162
Wtfis that?