/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6789932
>mfw i read his name as ricky ray rectum

>>6789932
Actually if I recall correctly he was actually mentally retarded and didn't understand he was being put to death.

>>6789934
>image name

>>6789937
Makes sense, thanks anon.

>>6789932
can i just ask for a ton of weed brownies so im at least happy when i die?

>>6789937
>mentally retarded and didn't understand he was being put to death.

Fuck yeah, America.
Can't let the retards have special privileges.

Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I can't stand the concept of a last meal. People (including the government), seem to treat it as some sort of a game, a joke if you will. People always like to hear what some child murdering rapist wanted for his last meal. Special $80 olives or some shit, that coffee made from dung beans, ect. But what if you were the family member of someone he wronged? It seems disrespectful to them somehow. Anybody get me?

I can't help but feel this guy failed.
Surely you'd eat as much stinky, greasy food as possible - at least that way when you cark it you make a helluva mess of rancid feces.

>>6789950
It just seems like a formality, where you give all people regardless of the awful things they did deserve a tiny moment of joy before their life's end.

>>6789950
Who gives a shit

>>6789943
>makes sense
Only to savages

>>6789952
he might have been crazy

>>6789966
This right here is a great last meal, good food, good movies, and a fucking firing squad. No rubber diaper, no needles.

I think I would ask for a baguette of cheesy garlic bread and a peanut butter milkshake. That's actually just what I want right now though

>>6789971
kek

I'm from the Midwest, and I'd just request one single bottle of the finest ranch dressing you could buy and some tater tots.

>>6789952
Whoever made these got a lot of them wrong. This dude was hanged.

Also, they found the pit in his suit pocket after he we executed

Mississippi, 21

I would choose:
PB&J
Granny smith apple
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Huge glass of skim milk

Duck confit with banana braised lamb shank, chocolate orange butter sauce and a watermelon skin.

>>6789932
>>6789937
>>6789943
So if any of you wants to know :
>R.R.Rectum kills a guy
>turns himself in, then shoots the man who negociated that with him
>then proceeds to shoot himself in the head
>frontal lobe destroyed but not kill

>>6789973
How very un-midwest of you. Did you move here from the south?

2 liters of prunce juice and curried cabbage.

Bacon wrapped scallops
chile rellenos
linguine with alfredo and crab
those chedder biscuits from red lobster

sweet tea to drink

bacon wrapped nutella sriracha bahn mi

>>6789940
Ted Bundy

A cool motherfucker to the end. I would have done the same thing.

A big ol' plate of spaghetti, and my SNES and PS3 to play some favorites. Also, I'd force them to watch me fap to hentai I streamed from the PS3. kek.

>>6789958

Man, I don't get why they didn't just put a limit.

I get these are murderers, at least give them something before they die.

One of my biggest fears is to be executed for something I didn't do. Your name is remembered as a murderer and you will be forgotten.

I'd ask them to make this then refuse to eat it.

>>6789988
Now that's a good question. What would your last porn viewing be?

>>6789944
>can i just ask for a ton of weed brownies so im at least happy when i die?

You're not allowed anything illegal or alcohol for your final meal.

>>6789990
that is nasty

>>6789994
>>6789944
I bet once it's legal all across the U.S. you will be able to.

>>6789945
Is that fucking smiley face in her Dr. Pepper on purpose?

>>6789994
Some states have recreational weed though.

>>6789995
yes, it sure is.

>>6789961

I wonder how many innocent people got executed?

Imagine being one of those poor bastards in the wrong place in the wrong time and getting killed for something you didn't do. And on top of that, your family and friends think you're a murderer and no one will reopen the case, because investigators and attorneys do not want to be found guilty of causing a innocent dude to die, so they'd rather be ignorant of it.

>>6789998
I think it still might be an issue with the federal government. I've heard of dispensaries that are legal to the state being raided by the Feds anyway.

>>6789997
Yes, prison chef's are artistes.

>>6789991
Probably something Fujiko Mine related. She was my first fap.

>>6790005
That's kinda gay.
I'd just get a download of whatever Claire of the Hartley Hooligans had been up to that week.

My last meal:

Sambal ikan bilis
Cha siu wonton laksa, Malaysian style
Chilli belacan sambal
1 ltr Hofbrau Dunkel
Taro bun
Girls und Panzer

Take me lord, I'm ready.

>>6789996
>>6789998

Alcohol is legal but they can't have any for their final meal. So it doesn't matter if marijuana is legal is certain states. They're not going to get it if they ask for it.

Sorry.

>>6790002
Didn't Obama promise to end that?

>>6790013
you are a lying liar mclieface.
they will totally give you the ganja because they are cool bros and they will even let you listen to groovy jams while your blaze it

You know how many nignogs probably just said "pussy"?

>>6790017
no idea, but i would guess 100%

>>6789976
>skim milk

Why not just have water ?

Obviously a big plate of spaghetti with Marie's Authentic Tomato Sauce from Italy.

Lol jail
I don't live in the land of "freedom"

>>6789932
I would trick them into feeding me AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles.

They think they're giving me White Castle then... BAM! BOOM! POW! >+*!* SIDEWINDER *!*+<

>>6790030
With extra canola oil on the side?

>>6790040
Of course.

>black guy
>"yeah I'll have a muhfuggin uhhhh..."

>>6790037
>air-air missile
How will this help you in a confined room with nothing for the guidance system to lock onto and arm the warhead?

You have a 21 pound suppository.

>>6790031
>these people are murderers
You must be some kind of special retarded monkey child.

>>6790049
holy kek

>>6789950
It's just to feint a sense of humanity.
Look at us giving this monster a proper meal before death! There's nothing wrong with it.

Could you request them to feed you your own dick?

>>6790061
yes, and then sue for sexual discrimination when they refuse.

I'd ask for a jar of pickled herring, some crackers, and a Dr. Pepper

>1 jar mayo
>1 bottle ketchup
>2 large T bone steaks
>mix the two sauces together and drench the steaks
>I consume it

>>6790064
>fuck you peter

>>6789935

that looks really good.

john wayne gacy comes off as a guy who lived for fun and pleasure.

too bad that fun was raping and murdering boys.

>>6790071
>implying there's anything wrong with that

>>6790071
If God was against all that shit, he wouldn't have given us free will
I bet you right now, John Wayne is eating supper with Jesus. Roast Beef, Mashed Taters, Green peas. The works.

A giant amount of ground beef, shaped and cooked in the shape of a full grown human. Burnt to a crisp. I'd put it in the chair instead of me and escape. Due to the severe charring they would just assume it was me all burnt up from them electrocuting me.

>>6790075
Jesus raped more little jewish boys than all of Caesar's legions.

>>6790076
>oh look a fucking idiot

>>6790077
Jesus died a virgin, you edgy little faggot.

>>6790079
>Mary Magdalene
Sure. Because people hang out with whores for the great conversations.

>>6790085
They were just friends. He never fucked her. It happens. Look at /r9k/

>>6790079
He was sodomized by the Romans, I don't think you get to keep your V-card after that.

I'd ask for a bunch of peas or beans. I'd eat none of them, instead make them in the shape of a dick on the plate.

For my last meal, I shall request the world's rarest truffle.
While they search for it, I plot my escape.

>>6790079
Galilee Pocket Pussy
1 loaf of bread
1 fish
1 jug water

Make a hole in the bread.
Moisten slightly with water.
Rub well with fish so it smells like pussy.
Turn water into wine and get drunk, then fuck bread.
Serves 5,000.

>>6790091
too expensive, they have a budget and a time constraint.

popcorn shrimp.
arby's beef n cheddar.
slushie with softserve ice cream.
twizzler rainbow twists.

then i'd refuse to eat anything.
sike! i'd eat everything and love it.

It depends on the actual prison and not the state. Some prisons will only give what they could actually make in their prison kitchen. Other prisons will get you outside froods from a nearby restaurant or a even a fast food place.

>>6790091
lol dale

>>6790097
say sike again and ill make you deepthroat a revolver

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, cooked by Jack himself.

I'd make up a food that they could never find so they could never actually kill me.

I suppose I would have to have Doreen's Pizza. The frozen ones and not the one's from the restaurant. The frozen ones are so much better. I can't explain.

Doreen's is a pizzeria on the south size of Chicago. They only have two restaurants now but they have a plant where they make frozen pizzas they sell to south side and south suburban stores. The frozen is so much better.

This is the only pic I could find. I would get the one with garlic butter sauce instead of red sauce.

Biscuits and gravy
Big Mac
Super sized Mc Donalds Fires
Fruit bowl (pineapple watermellon grapes strawberries)
Half a publix boars head Italian sub with olives onion oil and viniger
Cherry coke

I'd have wonton soup and a Coke with fresh raspberries.

I might just smash and smear the berries.

>those fucking retards with ridiculous requests
>think they'll be accommodated
>every fucking time

>>6790145

honestly, if i was a prison employee tasked with providing the last meal, i'd try my very hardest to accomplish the task.

maybe even dip into my own money if i was forced to. to a reasonable extent.

Shake Shack would be an ideal last meal for me

3 Shroom Burgers (fried Portabello mushroom stuffed with 3 cheeses; no lettuce)
Shake of the Week
2 Large Lemonades

>>6790170
oh and if possible, I'd love to listen to electric ladyland while eating

A pound of blackberries
Small McDonalds fries
A can of Schweppes tonic with a teaspoon of gunpowder

I'm Belgian so I say Moules-frites and beer (if allowed). I don't want more because I just want a fucking shitton of all 3 items. That one guy watched the LOTR trilogy so I'll choose a film too, I think Moonrise Kingdom would be comfy to die to.

>>6789961
>soup
>meat

He really didn't give a shit did he?

>>6790179
Now that looks fucking tasty, but it needs some mayonnaise.

>>6790179
They wouldn't give you the beer in America. They wouldn't make a substitute either. They would just leave it off the menu.

Alcohol is not permitted for final meals in all fifty states. I'm sorry. A lot of these guys ask for scotch and they just get nothing.

>>6790179

Why are Belgians so tasteful?

>>6789945
>mcdonalds apple pie

>>6790197
>gonna kill this fucking guy real soon
>cant let him have a glass of alcohol

i want off this planet

>>6790202
Maybe alcohol would make him uncooperative with the executioners?

Yeah I agree, they should actually be obliged to pump the fuckers full of alcohol or at least a decent relaxant in the non-injection deaths.

>>6790200
>tasteful
you must be joking, I love moules frites as much as the next guy but they are a disgusting abomination, on the same level as a garbage plate from upstate new york. the only reason you think they is classy is that they're not so easy to find in flyover land

>>6790215
They'll dope you up out of your mind if you wish.

That little factoid doesn't make the news though.

>>6790216
>I love moules frites as much as the next guy
>they are a disgusting abomination

>>6790216

You must never have had good mussels before or you'd think otherwise, I do not think they are classy at all because in my country you can find them everywhere

Yo mamas asshole
Plus the flappy curtains that dingle dongle

>>6790224
Something can taste good and still be objectively gross.

Look at it. It's a heap of shallow water sea animals cooked whole by dumping them in a pot, without even taking them apart or separating the meat in any way. And then served with a heap of deep fried haphazardly chopped up potatoes, still glistening with grease.

Don't fucking try to tell me there is anything "classy" or "tasteful" about it. It's a crude indulgence.

>>6790231
>they're not classy
>HURR U HAVEN'T HAD GOOD MUSCLES
ok buddy

like mussels are some exotic delicacy

confirmed for fucking flyover scum who went apeshit the first time he saw moules frites because it had an exotic "foreign" name

>>6790239
>flyover

Using the term, "flyover."

Immediate discard. Go back to /b/ kid

>>6790241
nah I'm good here, Peggy Hunt. maybe throw some of that balsamic on the moules to make them even MOAR classy!

>>6789958
That's not country gravy

>>6790243
you know, you are exactly the type of pseudo-elite european snob that turns everyone off from the continent.

id like to plug your asshole with a shotgun

>>6789932
Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>>6790105
try it over the internet faggot

>>6790266
>plug your asshole with a shotgun
lol

>>6789966
Hell yeah to my state... We went out good.

>>6790239

Lmao foreign exotic name? I'm from Holland you fucking retard

>>6789966
man
this one hit me right in the feels. dunno why.

a big biscuits n gravy plate
pork chops n applesauce
venison steak and asparagus
pumpkin pie
And a glass of ice cold whole milk

>>6789950
>It seems disrespectful to them somehow
nigga's already going to die.

>>6789947
If I had my way. All retards would be put to death

>>6789945
That fried chicken looks terrible

>requesting fast food as last meal

>>6789966
I wonder if they allowed him to watch the whole thing, or just until he finished his food

one t-bone steak sprinkled with angel dust

The oldest can they can find of pic related, then throw it at them.

>>6790302
LOTR. plus the rap sheet reads like a simple heist gone very wrong.

>>6790323
They're not dicks to you if you're going to die. They treat them quite well.

>>6789957
Yeahhhhh...just like they did with the victims, right? I get what you're saying, but that was a bit of a lousy example. They robbed tons of people of their lives in typically horrific ways. I wouldn't say they deserve any kind of joy for their last moments.

>>6789943

>168 counts of murder

sweet baby jesus

>>6790326
They will never get rid of the stench

>>6790342
>168 counts of murder
>injured 600+ more

Oklahoma city bombing was only topped by 9/11 for terrorism on US soil

>>6789976
You know they'd make you eat fried okra, chicken feet and pork knuckles, while watching all the Madea movies

>>6790505
PORK KNUCKLES?

is that a dish anywhere?

>>6790105
Sike! xD

>>6790482
McVeigh was an American hero.

>>6790482
>terrorism
Terrorism is only if the killer is brown

>>6790482
Damn, I'm not even trolling. McVeigh was a hero. Fuck the ATF and the FBI.

Would they let you order everything off the McDonald's menu? Cause that'd be my last meal

>>6790507
Sweet Home Alabama

>>6790507
Yes, in coontown.

>>6789989
>remembered
>forgotten
Pic one

A bowl of good soup, maybe a beer.
I'm a man of simple tastes.

Also I know I wouldn't really get a say, but I'd prefer firing squad by far.

>>6790613
How come something so basic as the death penalty has to be so complicated? What's wrong with a firing squad?

They get bad mixes of the 3 lethal ingredients all the time. People sometimes don't die for 50 goddamn minutes.

>>6790618
Dunno, probably people who thought that firing squad was "too barbaric" or something.
Pharmaceuticals probably pushed injections too I guess.

Source: my ass.

>>6789950
They revoked the special last meal privilege in Texas if i recall correctly after some cunt ordered 200$ worth of food and not touching anything when it was served to him. It's now the same regular food of the day the other inmates get.

>>6790618
There is nothing wrong with a firing squad. Politics simply disallows it.

>>6790639

that fucking asshole.

glad i'm in utah. if i get convicted of murder, i can get dinner of my choice AND a movie. plus a wide selection of execution methods, including firing squad.

>>6790651
sounds like they really cater to the customer.

>>6790618
As much as I hate the death penalty, if anyone actually gave a shit they'd just use nitrogen asphyxiation and be done with it.

The fact that they don't is how you know it's really all about retribution; the most violent method they can get away with. Watching people writhe in pain from a botched lethal injection gets their dicks hard.

>>6790677
Yeah. The more I've lived the more I think hoping for rational activity is a fool's errand on this planet.

>>6789947

But why on earth would you possibly WANT retards who've proven themselves variable of murder just wandering-

>Europe is bankrupting itself importing Africans and Muslims at an incredible rate

never mind

>>6790691
>Europe is bankrupting itself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_European_Union

>GDP Ranking: 1st
>GDP growth rate: 1.3%

Just because Greece thinks it can borrow money and then refuse to pay it back, doesn't mean the EU is bankrupt.

>>6790693
Due to the mudslimes it's not your economy that is bankrupt, but your culture.

Rest in piss yurop

>>6789932
>What would you have?
I'm diabetic, but it's not really well known as I don't take any shots for it or anything, so I'd probably load up on a ton of sugary, dessert-type items in the hopes that I go into a diabetic coma before my timeframe hits, because either that grants me a stay of execution or they kill me off while I'm already out so I never have to worry/know about it coming.

>>6790273
>Me? I'd serve crab legs.
>tfw that meme inspired me to design a food truck idea but the only people I know who'd be interested in turning it into a legit thing think it's dumb.

>>6790646
>There is nothing wrong with a firing squad.
Agreed. I was watching...something that involved a firing squad...with my mom, and I commented that of all the killing-criminals techniques, I think firing squad is the best. She got mad and never let me explain that it's because it's designed so that any one man can think he didn't shoot the killshot so he doesn't have the death on his conscience.

>>6789961
>>6790000

>I wonder how many innocent people got executed?
>Imagine being one of those poor bastards in the wrong place in the wrong time and getting killed for something you didn't do

Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti were both thought to have been sentenced to death due to their political beliefs and were innocent of the crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here%27s_to_You_(song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

>>6789961
Here's to you kojima

>>6790067
/v/irgin here, second day among my fellow cu/ck/s, this is bait right?

>>6789950
>Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I can't stand the concept of a last meal.

It is a pretty ancient custom, by accepting the last meal it is supposed to signify a truce between the executioner and the executed.

Texas banning the last meal is a pretty dick move, it seems malicious and petty,

>>6789943
>mint and chocolate chip ice cream
death was too good for him

>>6790749
>malicious and petty

Sounds like Texas, yes.

>>6790744
>cu/ck/s

go back to /v/ and stay there

or at least get a trip

>>6790701
literally the most retarded thing I've ever read.
>>>/pol/

>Refusing alcohol
What about the tradition of a last glass and a last cigarette?
>France was more civilised...

>>6790630
Honestly Big. Pharm. doesn't want to get involved with lethal injection because it looks bad for business.
Source: My state is bringing back firing squads because no pharmacies want to sell them the stuff for lethal injections.

>>6790530
>>6790536

Enjoy the watchlist faggots

>>6790266
>if he isn't a sister fucking hick he must be from yurop
This is why the south shall not rise again

>>6791218
they should use a lethal dose of H
i am assuming that is a cheaper solution and in my opinion much more humane.

1 huge portion of chicken pad Thai, a medium rare 8oz ribeye, 2ltr of coke and as much jameson whiskey as I can get.

I would like to eat it slowly while listening to Chopin.

50 hot buffalo wings
And I better not get fucking 40 wingettes in the mix

I mean, crying on my 8th wing hot

>>6789932
Country fried steak and mashed potatoes with biscuits and gravy. Also freshgreen beans and a pound of bread pudding.

Milk to drink for the bread pudding and the best local root beer.

I would want to watch all of the starwars movies.

>>6791286
Genius.
The only way to alleviate the fear of death is to eat something so spicy you WISH you were dead.

4 large lobster tails with a pot of melted butter
Sub rolls and sauce so I can make some lobster rolls
1 16 oz NY Strip cooked medium rare
1 8oz Ribeye cooked rare
1 Rack of lamb ribs with olive oil, basil and lemon juice
A half pound burger with onions, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, jalapeno and a poppy seed bun, rare
A wedge salad with prosciutto instead of bacon
2 whole pomegranates
A fruit salad with mango, pineapple, peaches, strawberries and apples
As many white russians and glasses of Glenlivet I can drink
Creme brulee
An array of chocolate truffles

>>6790639
durrr let's revoke last meal privileges instead of just enforcing a $50 cap.

>>6789990

the existence of this image can be used as empirical evidence that there is no personally involved, loving god.

>>6789932
A really nice thick pice of cod, perfectly steamed to around 40 degrees celsius when they bring it out of the oven, some nice chantarelles, shallots and garlic fried together. A nice baked salsify with alot of butter, some lemon, garlic and then rolled in strips of steamed potato strings and then deep fried. a few nice pieces of point cabbage blanched in buttered and quite salted water. all this with a really deep tasty chicken stock. You gotta stay classy guys.

I like the episode if king of the Hill where they all agree to make their last meal. It's a good idea to do with your friends or something, but I have to admit it might weird me out eating it like it did the characters.
My last meal would look something like steak and shrimp. And crab and lobster tail. And a coke zero (pleb drink since no wine allowed). I think I'll make a dope ass meal like that when I get off of probation next year.

>>6790540

Go home Ronald, drinking isn't going to save your ailing company

>>6791483
>choosing a coke zero over regular coke
>being on probation

what was your crime against humanity? smoking pot?

>>6789976
Lol what are you a third grader?
You missing the juice box.

I'm taking a bunch of fucking money from my loser obese "prison wife's" disability check and buying oxy, smack, and having a fucking party my last night.

Then I'd get some ripe avocado and sea salt, and a ice Italian soda, and just enjoy the fact I was beating the fuckers to the punch.

I think I want to watch some LotR, too, while I fucking shoot up.

>>6791491
DWI. I know I suck. No accident or anything. But I learned my lesson. The whole thing cost me about 10k including lawyer fees, fines, and surcharges. Texas don't play.
Also coke zero over regular coke...idk I just don't like regular coke. Actually I'd go ahead and get a Mexican coke.

>>6791523
Avacado and sea salt?

>>6791564
You're a very strange man, my friend.

Also, I got a DWI in Texas and paid less than 1000 in fees, classes, re-education camp, the whole shebang.

That was in like 2001 though. Guess things have gotten worse.

>>6791570

Hell yeah.

>>6789940
top lad really

>2 hot dogs on a poppy seed roll with sauerkraut and ketchup
>green tea ice cream
> waygu beef medium rare
>blood sausage cooked with butter,brown sugar, cardamon, and fennel
> foie gras burger
>dragons beard candy

>>6790013
> sorry
I hate people like you
Fuck off back to reddit

>>6791704
with some french fries.

>>6790507
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweinshaxe

Are you sure /ck/ is the right board for you?

orange chicken with fried rice
aloo gobi, the soup-y kind, with rice
three double cheeseburgers with bacon from mcdonalds
t-bone steak with onions and mushrooms
stuffed mushrooms
2 lobster rolls
a pound of homemade extra crispy french fries
a pound of extra crispy onion rings
whole foods potato skins
creamed spinach
20 piece chicken nuggets
garlic mashed potatoes
garlic pasta with plenty of romano
garlic bread
roasted garlic to spread on bread
artichoke and parmesan dip with homemade potato chips
a bbq chicken calzone
a steak and bacon bbq pizza
a cheesecake with raspberry sauce
a whole dark chocolate raspberry tart
cheerwine
mexican coca cola
5-spice cola

if they're taking me out, i want to go out like an american.

A wegman's sub with some pickles on the side I guess.

>>6791587
Thanks, I'll give this a try.
Some pepper and tomato to go with it

>>6789958
thats just disgusting...

>>6791711
>Are you sure /ck/ is the right board for you?

Because I'm not on a first-name basis with every obscure food that was ever created?

Get fucked, jackass.

>Jar of brine pickles
>Sour milk
>Chilli con Carne

let's exit this world with an explosive diahrrea

>>6789950
I think that it benefits the executor more than the executed in a way that you show a tad of humanity before putting him or her down.
I can see both sides of the argument though. Yeah, he's a child murderer or something equally heinous and should get shit else than the chair. Then again you are killing him, he knows that it will all be over in a few hours.

If I ever get the chair I'll order a steak well done, and a pint of ice cold ketchup. Just to mess with you ocd fucks.

>>6790693
The GDP is great, however purchasing power is shit. In reality the most successful countries are the united states, japan(kinda surprising), then countries in the eu

>>6791808
>japan(kinda surprising)
>japan is merely a collective hallucination by weeaboos, not an actual country
never change, neo-4chan

>>6789997
>>6789945

That's what I'm seeing.

>a small loaf of artisan bread
>Thai cashew vegetable stirfry with a hint of orange
>a bowl of Malva pudding, with a dollop of custard
>Cup of rooibos tea with a teaspoon of honey

I'd leave this world free from suffering

>>6789950
i think it's supposed to be a sign that no matter how fucked up someone is, when their death is imminent, you give them one last gesture of respect. besides, they've probably been in prison for a long time, so let them have one last enjoyment before they exit this world.

yeah, the family of the victim(s) doesn't get a fancy meal, but the fucker is about to fry anyway, so who gives a shit

>>6790318
The super poor have a vastly higher percentage of people in prison and they show that what you eat growing up affects how you taste things and what your preferences are.

>>6790326

Aw yiss!


Surströmming, crisp flatbread, butter, potatoes, sourcream, chives, dill and tomatoes

as well as some decent non-alcoholic beer

That would be my last meal

>>6791979
>decent non-alcoholic beer
>non alcoholic beer
>decent
anon...

>>6791979
You could also just throw it at the guards and when they try to kill you sue the prison and get your sentence pushed back.

>>6791982

Only to circumvent the faggotry with not allowing alcohol.

pic related is not bad

>>6789940
ugh son of a bitch. he knew he'd be the most famous of them all. no interesting last meal to talk about :(

>>6790727
that's utterly dishonest. they should all have bullets and all acknowledge they shot him dead.

>>6791988
mikkeler has alcohol free beer? never been disappointed with any of their stuff, so that'd be on my list as well

mine'd be

a huge bowl of pho dac biet with extra tendon and bo vien
3 of these truffle-sauce burgers, all doubles
a big bowl of chili con carne
entrecote w/ steak frites
a whole tub of salted caramel ice cream

all which watching seven samurai in full

A perfectly cooked platter of fish and chips would do me.

>>6789975
Yes, he wanted to grow into a tree.

>>6791734
>obscure food.
gratz on not even TRYING to discover anything outside of the tiny dark hole that you have inhabited your entire life. i hope you die miserable miserable because you couldn't find anything tastier then pizza and macaroni.

>pic related
whoever discovered that snails, mushrooms and garlic was tasty is a fucking god among men.

>>6789957
>deserve

Yeahhh don't use that word. The people they killed didn't even get the kindness of a chosen last meal.

>>6789950

The state, by taking your life, settles your crimes against society.

This is just effectively a favor.

>>6790000

This is why we have people on death row for like 15 years as they appeal everything now.

>>6790071
there's pretty good evidence he didn't do it tho

the houses they found the bodies in were listed in his name but he never lived in them, he rented them out

>>6790145
>>6790163

The people who do the cooking in prison are usually the inmates themselves.

They generally take it pretty seriously.

>>6791451

It's politics, every sheriff wants to prove he's harder on criminal scum than the next guy.

>>6791492

Some guy who wrote a book on prisoner's last meals said that, by and large, most defaulted to their childhood favorites, or things that reminded them of their childhood.

>>6790727
>>6792013

It's pretty stupid anyway because if you've ever fired a gun more than twice in your life you'd know whether you had the blank or not because recoil is practically nonexistent in a blank.

Unless they're just taking random people who have never shot a gun before in their life in which case I'd be terrified of facing the firing squad.

>>6789950
a) you are not a cynic
b) you dont know what being a cynic means
c)you have an authoritarian personality

Spiral Ham
Mashed potatoes with brown gravy
Sweet Corn
Buttermilk biscuits
New England Clam Chowder
Cheesecake
Coke

>>6789932

I'd have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>6792099
Of course. Where else would you seek comfort?

>>6792099
That's how most define comfort food. I don't think it fits exactly, but it's close enough to drive a nail.

>>6792119
I'd give you a number .45

Fish, chips, potato fritters, Beetroot Kvass, cheap cigar, bag of pecans and a bag of pumpkin seeds, and several olives, and a nice rare venison steak.
If they'll let me have it, a glass of red wine.
Alcohol free if it's required.

I think I would request the firing squad.

>>6789966
All you can eat deep dish pizza full of nonsense and tastyness with some of that pad thai stuff and a bottle of cherry doctor pepper and mad max fury road would be my final meal, I would never die since Id never stop eating.

>>6790744
In the American south, that's actually considered a sauce to be purchased and enjoyed.
The ratio of ketchup to mayo differs among producers/restaurants.
Often served with french fries, but given that it's ketchup derived it might also be dispensed excessively on everything before being inserted into mouth.

Deep fried brie with a cranberry chutney
A Prosciutto and bresaola platter with lemon juice and some sort of melon
A rare fillet steak with onion rings, a fried egg and triple cooked chips, thick cut
A slice of pepperoni pizza from a nice Italian place
And a 20 box of McNuggets, with barbeque dip
To drink, I'd prefer some sort of nice scotch on the rocks, but considering the no booze rule, I'll settle for two ice cold glass bottles of Coke and a Belgian hot chocolate

I feel like that would make me feel content before I die

>>6792238
southerner here
Where the fuck are you getting that from?

>>6790016
Get back on your moms couch hippy

>>6789932
this thread again.

>>6792284
Overheard some white bitches frothing over it and which burger chain did it better, presumed it was prevalent. Guess not so much.

To be honest I'd hit my childhood and honestly ask for chicken strips. I guess it'd be a shit ton of tenderloins fried well done and then tossed in buffalo sauce. Served with fries (I guess duck fat fried? who cares) and more buffalo sauce, with a giant pepsi with ice.

>>6789948
On May 26, 1980, Anderson, then 26, burglarized the house of 81-year-old Elizabeth Lyman, a retired piano teacher. In the middle of the night, Anderson cut Lyman's telephone line with a knife, and broke into her home by removing a glass pane from her French doors. Anderson checked the house for occupants room by room. When he entered Lyman's bedroom, she awoke and screamed. Anderson shot her in the face from close range with a .45 caliber handgun causing her death. Anderson then prepared himself a bowl of noodles and poured himself a glass of milk in Lyman's kitchen. A suspicious next-door neighbor called the sheriff's department. As Anderson was eating the noodles he had prepared and was watching television, sheriff's deputies responded to the call and arrested him.

Steak, medium
Beef pie with mashed potato and mashed peas and gravy
Popcorn chicken with salt and vinegar
Double shot cappuccino with one sugar. Greek or Turkish coffee.
Mangoes.

>>6791734
>obscure food
Cry more, bitch nigga. You're connected to the Internet and you ask a stupid fucking question you could search for with ten seconds' effort?
I can name at least three foods based around pork knuckles without even trying. Why don't you go back to your hotdogs, tendies and burgers and leave culinary exploration to the grown ups?

>>6792680
>hes online
>no need to talk about anything
>that asshole should google all his thoughts

i could go on and on until we are wiped out of existence you fucking asshole.

>>6792077
And this disqualifies him from killing someone in it?

>>6791275
Cool pic of bill.

>>6792686
>defending some fucking mook you don't even know online
>celebrating a spectacular display of puddle-deep food knowledge on a food board
>getting painus in de anus when someone gets called out for criticizing others instead of taking ten seconds on Bing
>NO U!!!1!

Congratulations, roi du merde.

>>6789943
>2 pints
why not just write 1 quart you miserable fucktard?

>>6789948
>peach pie + chocolate chip ice cream
what a terrible combination. Worse than the murders tbh.

>>6789964
>plastic knife
>in jail
funny tbh

Two all-beef patties
special sauce
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
on a sesame seed bun

Is start with a simple buzz cola as my food is being prepared. First would be chicken strip from uncle Moe's family feed bag, then some ribs from sugar foots, a sweet chilio' mine burger from bobs burgers. Swallow it all down with some ice cold slurm

One Trinidad moruga scorpion pepper, the hottest pepper in the world. I spit in the eyes of my captors to blind them, and make my escape.
The spicy ness gives me the rage I need to make a break for it.

>>6790094
>not understanding king of the hill

>>6790000
It's more common than you think. Between the forced confessions and prosecution withholding evidence. It's more common

3 bags of whoppers

>>6791713
>I want to go out like an American
Holy shit I applaud you

>>6790651
I'd do firing squad over injection.
Most of those drugs are ineffective

probably just a whole bag of peanut butter cups

23 Male Missouri

A whole turduken
coldstone waffle cone something mind and chocolate
some of that natural root beer with actual roots
home made mashed potatoes with gravy
some sauteed spinach

>>6793004

>panius in da anus

a hug from my mom

Lamb crown roast cooked indirectly on a charcoal grill, rare. Serve with burgundy wine/balsamic/rosemary reduction.
French onion soup
Borscht, Lithuanian style with chopped dill served on the side.
Gratin dauphinoise.

>>6793282
I'm going to just go ahead and blurt out this, I don't think you know what you just said.

>>6789958
Truly a fate worse than death.

>>6793298
k

I'd chug a bottle of habanero Tabasco, a teaspoon is enough to trigger dumping syndrome for me so I imagine that much would be forceful enough to eject my pants.

I just want to spend a month eating nothing but these last meals.

>>6793298
haha I was thinking the same thing

>>6790590
>you are your name

>>6791713
>cheerwine

Yes.

>>6789940
What kind of steak did he get?

>>6790013
>>6791705

I didn't know why that post annoyed me as much as it did but this Anon pointed it out. Fuck you you goddamn faggot.

>>6789948
What kind of bread and cheese did they use?

>>6790744

Get the fuck out with that cuck bullshit you goddamn cockmongler.

>>6790701

Top fucking kek, pol, c'mon.

>>6791808

>Japan
>Kinda surprising

Have you seen those fuckers work? It's out of this world.

>>6791734

>obscure food

If by that you mean anything that's not mashed with potatoes, pork, cow or chicken and any of the literal 4 vegetables you eat then yes, it is obscure, you literal toddler.

>>6792058

You want to be better than them, or show the people that a man should have compassion, right anon?

>>6790335
>>6792058
>the murderers are pieces of shit so we should be too
What kind of logic is this?

>>6789966
why doesn't every state use a firing squad? afaik utah is the only one to have it. i always hear that putting people to death costs a shitload... how much could half a dozen guns and some bullets cost?

>>6793426
I've spent time in Japan. Honestly over-rated. They don't work "harder", they just constantly move while doing comparatively little. Was contracted to do some commercial steel work in Tokyo. My crew of mexican-americans and german sub-contractors outpaced the japanese guys on their own site, with their own language on everything we needed to read. Its mostly a difference in physicality. They would need 6-8 men to lift something me and one fat mexican could carry. They were incredibly detail oriented though. Probably the only time I saw cleaning crews working while the job site was active. I thought it would end up being a safety issue with all those little guys running around but it was a ballet of sweaty men carrying steel. Korea was also a nice place to work, wonderful people, gorgeous local. Plus a lot of them speak passable english which really helped out my crew and I.

>>6793463
Because if you miss, you maim or severely harm someone, when the point is to end their life quickly and easily.

If you do it point blank, you destroy the person's corpse, which is considered cruel and unusual, and will mostly only traumatize the person's family.

Not to mention the person who pulls the trigger has to then deal with having gorily killed a person.

>>6793481
that's why it's a 'squad'

if they fire at the same time, they never truly know who killed the prisoner

>>6793484
Or they all miss and they just pump a still living person full of bullets.

>>6789943
jesus
how do fucks like this get a last meal?
the only meal they should get is a beating with a bat and left to die slow after receiving some ruptured organs.
the people that they killed didn't get the luxury of having a last meal, why should they?

>>6793484
That is complete bullshit, firing a rifle that doesn't actually have a projectile coming out of it is VERY noticeable. You won't feel the same kick, it'll just jump a little.

>>6793035
Because maybe he wanted individual pint packages.

Do you also order a liter of cola?

>>6793491
I think he means they all fire a bullet but you don't know if yours was the killshot.

Which is idiotic because in that case everyone contributed to killing the inmate.

>>6789932
if i had to decide my last meal and was in prison id ask for 'a shit ton of toast' and when they serve it to me id laugh and leave and not eat it.

>>6793497
Well, according to US surgeon general Dr Martin Fackler, in a case where there are multiple torso shots you should identify those that hit the heart of CNS first, as those are the most likely to be the killing injuries. If you cannot find a definitive kill shot then it is to be assumed that they conjunction of shots killed the victim either by massive organ failure or blood lose.

Disregard all faggots who spout bullshit about hydrostatic shock and "knock down power", as those are complete nonsense made up by people who never took a physics class or bothers to read into the medical studies regarding terminal ballistics.

>>6793491
they put a blank in retard

>>6793519
>heart or CNS
correcting myself

>>6793520
That's what I was talking about RETARD. A blank is a cartridge with no projectile, just propellant. Shooting a blank feels much different than shooting a live round, it doesn't have the same recoil.

check yourself before your wreck yourself, son.

>>6793520
It's a wax bullet at least in the cases I've read about. Don't know how much of a difference that makes though.

>>6793532
Its noticeably lighter recoil. US Army uses wax rounds/simunition for training. Hurts like a bitch, breaks skin, hits hard enough to crack armor plates. It also sounds different when you fire it.

>>6793534
Yeah I figured it'd still be a difference. With the sound at least you probably couldn't hear the difference if half dozen rifles were fired at the same time though.

>>6793542
Depends on whether you're wearing ear protection or not, and what kind. Standard foam plugs will dampen the noise enough you probably wouldnt hear shit, everything would just sound muffled and echo-y. If you use electronic ear pro with the low decibel pickup it will be immediately noticeable. Hell you'd be able to tell if the shooter next to you changed his breathing rate. I think mostly it would be the feel of the recoil, if you do a lot of shooting with the same weapon you will know if somethings off. What my grandpa used to tell me about firing squads was that it was all bullshit. They just made up the shit about one of the guns having the bullet or not having the bullet so people can pretend they were the one who fired a blank and feel less guilty, when in reality they all shot the prisoner together. His experience was in the Korean War though, not a prison.

>>6789937
>>6789947
pretty sure he tried to kill himself and ended up lobotomizing himself.

>>6793569

Been reading a good book about the First World War recently. It says that in the British army the 12 troops in the squad would load, then down rifles and walk away a few paces, then the officer would usually unload one or more rifles.

Like you say the point seems to have been that afterwards any of them could claim to have had the empty rifle and nobody could prove otherwise. I guess it was useful if somebody took offence at you for shooting Pvt. Sleepy McSentryduty. Seems like urban legend has morphed that into 'it was so none of the squad knew'.

>>6793490
Everybody has a last meal.

I would like to try making some bread or help feed the other prisoners with a fresh meal.

If I end up making a bunch of bread, I would like to make something fun like braided condensed milk bread, cinnamon rolls or something on the line of the rules like beer bread.

Then I'll like to see who would eat the last meal a prisoner ever created.

>>6790105
Fuck off, Phil. You are lucky they aren't going to make you go through this shit.