/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It is just a rum and coke. Or rather, a rum and coke is a Cuba Libre.

made this one up with an old college roommate. also love a good tom collins or long island

>I'll have a rum and coke with a dash of lime please
so you want a Cuba libre ?
>yeah sure whatever you want to call it .....

>>6788292
That sounds really good, I gotta try that out
>>6788284
Kill yourself

AMF (stupid name, but whatever)
1⁄2 oz Vodka
1⁄2 oz Tequila
1⁄2 oz Gin
1⁄2 oz White Rum
1⁄2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Sweet and Sour
2 oz 7UP
Pour all ingredients (except 7UP) in a tall glass filled with ice.
Top with 7-Up and stir gently.
Garnish with a cocktail cherry.

Alternatively, a white russian is always good.

>>6788370
Adios Mother Fucker is a very appropriate name.

its a fantastic drink that bars almost always screw up with too much of one ingredient. the proportions have to be exact(of the alcohol anyway) for the best flavor to be created.

>>6788370
AMFs are literally rape bait. They're surprisingly strong and sweet as candy

>>6788263
There are many, many cocktails that I love. But you really only need two cocktails in your life:

Old fashioned when it is colder out
Gin and tonic when it is warm

that is all

Old Fashioned:

2 oz rye whiskey
5-6 drops Angostura bitters (about 2 hard shakes)
1/4 oz simple syrup, or 1 sugar cube muddled with the bitters
stir with ice until diluted to desired strength
flame lemon twist and drop in drink

God
Tier

>>6788263
rum is for dirty spics and blacks

most cocktails are for faggots. some old school ones are okay.
old fashioned
negroni
gimlet
americano
margarita
mint julep
pisco sour
manhattan

>>6788828
*tip*

>>6788828
>rum is for blacks
>lists a cocktail with "negro" in the name as a good one
kek

TAAKA and koolaid

Gin Martinez

3 1/2 ounces Gin, anything closer to a jenever works best but any gin will do
1 3/4 ounces sweet vermouth
2 bar spoons maraschino liqueur, preferably Luxardo
4 dashes orange bitters
Ice
Orange twist, for garnish (optional)

>>6788370
Bartender here. Orders like this disgust me. If you order this drink i will use well and charge you shelf.

>>6788828
Now these cocktails I will put effort in. Because its something I would drink, and it usually comes with a decent tip.

>>6788857
Bartender here. What the flying fuck is this? Gin martini is
4 ounces of gin (preferably hendricks)
1/2 ounce of dry vermouth (i prefer 3/4 ounce dry vermouth)
lemon twist

>>6788874
>martini
>Martinez

l2r nub

>>6788874
FYI a gin martini is 4 1/2 ounces of gin shaken with ice and served with a pimento olive.

>>6788876
Good god, is there anything Mexicans won't fuck up

>>6788880
Maybe in red lobster it is

>>6788861
>Bartender here. Orders like this disgust me. If you order this drink i will use well and charge you shelf.
well, If I'm going to a bar, I won't order an AMF. Its a faggot girly drink that I only make at home because they taste good and look cool.
Generally speaking, at a bar I'll either get a white russian, or go straight up whiskey. Or if they've got any in-state beers, which, this being Texas they're pretty much guaranteed to have either shiner or lone star, then I'll get one of those.

>>6788893
>girly drink

>>6788893
Just drink neat, rocks, up, splash of club, splash of water and stay clean drunk.

>>6788894
son, anything that isn't beer, whiskey, or white lightnin', with a few exceptions, is a faggot girly drink.

I love to put a big pina colada in a thetmos in the summertime. It's not something I would order in a bar, though.

>>6788880
>olive
faggots like you are why i have to specifically ask for a lemon twist

>>6788889
Sorry m8

I usually just drink rum and cokes or vodka w/ orange juice, sometimes bourbon straight (or w/ egg nog if it's december)

What are some other great basic mixes?

>>6788294
well a rum and coke is just a rum and coke

a cuba libre is a rum, coke and lime juice

not to be confused with a rum and coke with a lime slice put in it, which is different to the cuba libre

yes yes

>>6788874
You're not a very good bartender. Real martinis are gin not vodka.

honest? gin and fruit juce. or like you, rum and coke. not that picky. truth telling. do as I say, not as I do, About the only thing I really dislike is tequilla. or tecata beer. midori. or some sherry. My problem. ended up in a swimming pool with my pants on. almost drowned. you really don't forget that.and not a bad thing. orange driver or wild irish rose are a few of my less than fond memories. Don't mean to swear, but GD. don't need that again. Forgive me . common as dirt.

White russian is probably my favourite.
As longdrink I really like the moscow mule.

>>6788263
1 part whiskey
2 parts ice

>>6788292
gayest shit ive seen

i feel queasy just thinking about all of that hideous malibu

>>6788370
youre scum

>>6788828
sensible and respectable drinks

>no Caipirinha

Caipirinhas are superior to Margaritas

>>6789873
Learn to read faggot, gin was in recipe. Whats "real" is subjective depending where you are from anyway.

Im typically a beer and a bourbon type. But if at the right bar, a penecilin is in order. These are delicious af.

2 ounces Blended Scotch
3/4 ounce ginger simple syrup
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice
1/4 ounce Scotch
Candied ginger to garnish

If its hot out, steel bottoms work well. A red stripe and a shot of appleton rum. Iv done it many times with a modelo and whatever the poolside bar has to offer.

Makers on the rocks, splash of ginger
Saphire rock, splash of fresh lime juice
Ketel rocks, splash of club
Patron gold neat in snifter
Mragarita w patron gold n cointreau
Goose up, 1 count of dry vermouth, shaken twice, twist
Macallan neat
Decent whiskey, scotch or burbon with few ice cubes w water or club back
Good IPAs

Remember if your "cocktail" has more than 1 spirit not counting liquors then you are wrong.

a good tequila - blanco or reposado
club soda

>>6790312
mmm… caipirinhas. the other day, some faggot told me he didn't like cachaça, for it "gave him a headache".

>>6790419
sugar cane in his defence

still a faggot, though

>>6790405
Tequila doesnt go with club soda. Good teq is meant to be drunk neat.
>>6790421
Generally speaking any sweet drinks will give you a headache. Thats why its meant to be had with a meal. If you want go out drinking for the sake of drinking then stay away from sweet drinks.
Bartender fag here

>>6790432
>Tequila doesnt go with club soda

what is tequila slammer for 500

club soda is acceptable
bartender fag here

>>6790463
That is a drink only college students would order. In which case i will make it using the well, otherwise its just a waste.
decent tequila doesnt go with anything except maybe a bit of lime juice.
Its ok, you will learn.

>>6790587
youre unfortunately wrong

you will grow

>>6788874
>preferably Hendricks
Nigga better not serve me that hipster shit if I order a martini

>>6788880
>shaken
Everyone look at the American faggot.
Stop trying to be James Bond.

My favorite drink is fuzzy navel, light on the peach schnapps, because I have low tolerance. Yep im a cheap date.

>ITT: everyone is a bartender
no one gives a shit faggots, even if you are one it doesn't make your claims more valid than anyone elses

>>6788263
Since I'm not a faggot who can't manage beer and shots, I don't really have a favorite "drink." But the old lady used to love some rum and red bull nonsense. Don't know what that's called. Bitch dumped me so I don't even care.

>>6788861
Customer here. Why do you fucks ignore me? You cant seriously expect me to leave a service tip after a single drink, never mind a dozen if you treat me like a cardboard sign holding a fist full of dollars.

Genuinely curious why you think you deserve anything when you show 0 respect or desire to serve me.

I like to mix my whiskey with whiskey. Shit is delicious.

>>6792325
because you are an asshole for not tipping. i have toilet juice for special assholes like you.

>>6792298
care enough to remember her fav drink but not the contents of it....so why are keeping her fav order in your head if you dont care...you care....i know you do....love you like my hand

>>6788263
My favourite recipe:

Jack Daniels shot +
Line of heroin off an AIDs infected whores (Black preferably) clit.

>>6788284
It's a rum and coke with Lime. Pleb tier.

As a former bar tender/bar manager, I got in this thread way to late to say anything, but it's funny when the recipes are wrong, and I know they have variations, but I can't say that now, too late.

>>6792853
As a former....

>Stopped reading there.

>>6792853
I find a lot of people mess up Martinis and Old Fashioneds the most. It's fun with the Old Fashioned, but the Martini bums me out....usually straight vodka shaken over ice. My fault for ordering them in certain places I guess....gets the job done though.

>>6788889

>>6790375
>gin was in recipe
yeah, but the name makes it seem that you would not put gin in a "martini"
>what is real is subjective
in some cases, but since it's been prepared what is called "martini" is prepared with gin and vermouth, so a "real martini" would be gin and vermouth + garnish
>>6792617
>you're an asshole if you don't tip
dude u so merican it hurts

Gin
Tonic water
Ice
Squeeze some lime in there

Truly the GOAT cocktail and tastes fucking amazing.

You're a faggot if you do these things

>make vodka "martinis"
>put fruit in an old fashioned

That said, my favorite cocktail hands down is a Sazerac. Plenty of good recipes out there so I won't bother. Also most people don't have a good absinthe at home so it's a drink I only get at nice bars.

Whiskey sour anytime I can
Also, 1/4 amaretto with 3/4 bourbon and ice. Dude who introduced it to me called it a 'godfather', supposedly Marlon Brando's drink.
For drinking games, Jacqueline :
>1/6th vodka
>2/6th of the worst white wine you can fine
>3/6ths lemonade
>grenadine at will
Used to make 5 liters of that shit before parties.
Don't care how pleb it looks, it gets everyone fucking drunk.

Boo Boo's Special

90ml pineapple juice
90ml orange juice
15ml lemon juice
Dash Angostura Bitters
Dash grenadine

I also like Gimlets (3 cl Rose's 4cl Gin) and Mojitos.

Anyone here know some good cocktails with irish creams like bailey's or kahlua?

>>6795650
B52

layer in a shot glass:
2 cl Khalua
2 cl Bailey's
2 cl Triple Sec (e.g. Cointreau, Grand Marnier)

>>6788893
Lone Star is dog shit beer.

The only fucking cocktail that matters is the salty dog. White grapefruit juice quality gin and some fleur de sel. Tastes like a hoors pissy snatch on a hot day in Memphis. Kills your brain cells raises your blood pressure and tastes like a hoors snatch. What the fuck else should a man drink. You all make me sick. What happened to this great nation where men fucked hoors and wives cooked dinner. We died young but that's ok only good thing about getting old is you can piss your pants anywhere. Now its faggots in kitchens and wives are fucking all the hoors. Feck you and deck your winner winner chicken dinner world you /cucks!

>>6792617
Holy shit man if you want respect get a fucking career, being a mildly knowledgeable waiter is not a respectable profession, unless you are paying for school or something.
Don't get me wrong I always tip because I believe in paying for good service, but if you gout an attitude other than pleasant you can shove it up your ass.

i drink straight vermouth over ice with a orange twist and lemon

it's heaven on hot days

>>6795520
if you order martini in nyc w/o specifying then you will get vodka. Vodka martinis are better anyway. Gin is for fruitcups

>>6788263
>cuba libre

>>6792835
>AIDS infected
>black preferably
Redundant

>>6795891
that joke isn't as clever as you think it is

Do this many people really mix all these different types of alcohol together?

I would absolutely hate rum AND vodka AND gin in the same drink...

>>6788263
that's a fucking rum and coke with lime and you posted this shit before

>>6795974
remember when 4chan wasn't a liberal hug box?

>>6796059
I'm not offended, it's just not a very good joke

>>6795788
I work in an upscale steakhouse, so i expect people to tip me at least $3 per drink, or 25% for tabs. if you are poor, then go buy a bottle and drink at home, dont come to the bar.

>>6788828
>insulting rum
>clearly hasn't had a dark and stormy

K

>>6795632
If you add light and dark rum to that, you basically have a Bermuda Rum Swizzle.

>>6796201
Holy shit this!
Just for fun I decided to get the stuff to make one and ended up drinking them the whole day and getting quit drunk.

Probably my favorite cocktail, since I liked ginger beer anyway.

>>6795801

Here in LA too. Lots of fags in both. Doesn't make it right or good. You sound like a big faggot too with no appreciation for alcohol.

Vodka should be enjoyed on the rocks. Shitty vodka is for shitty bitch cocktails.

>>6796584
>no appreciation
i appreciate everything except rum. btw you sound like a pleb calling spirits alcohol

>>6796719
>>6796719

I'm not talking just about spirits, faggot. Go drink a "Vodka Martini"

>>6788481
>tip

>>6796738
now you are just abusing the word faggot like you never leave the basement. caring about what other people drink. maybe tis you who is the "faggot"

Either "Grüne Wiese" (Green Grass) as we call it here, that's blue Curacao with orange juice. Or a simple Gin Tonic.

Negroni

Use 1.5 oz of gin to 1 oz Campari and 1 oz sweet vermouth instead of standard 1/1/1 ratio, mix with ice in a glass. Use regular gin like Tanqueray or Beefeater, not small batch or it probably won't taste right. Garnish with an orange peel (traditonal) or a couple mint leaves (preferred) or nothing honestly, best thing about the Negroni is there's nothing to making it except pouring out standard size shots of liquor onto ice.

>>6796751

>vodka martini

Alaska - 3oz bombay saphire, 1oz Yellow Chartreuse, dash of orange bitter
Elderflower thistle - 2 1/2 oz Cutty Sark, 1 oz St. Germain, lemon twist

hipster approved

>>6796792
you da fag beau, get off my nut

>>6796851
Rum and Cognac in 1 drink.
Nigger detected.

If a bar has Drambuie, a Rusty Nail is a must.

Otherwise I like a good Gin and Tonic.

>>6795795
So an Americano?

>>6796880
Americano has Campari

dark rum on the rocks
served alongside sadness

Vodka and Coke on the rocks. I call it a Cold War.

>>6796140
>I expect people to tip me for pouring them alcohol.
You entitled shit bag I hope you get a gaggle of single mid 30 year old women to order a load of amf and cause so much drama and you only get tipped change

>>6788861
Kinda condescending tone from a alcohol slinger.
I don't care what a person orders. You are just a bitter jackass

>>6788802
I'm a fan of hot toddies and mahatans

>>6797137
>bitter jackass
How do you make one of those?

>>6797147
Goof off in high school trying to be cool, after flunking out of community college you decided to try "something new " which is code for I need money and begged for a barback position. Also alcoholism

>>6788861
>bar tender
>being pretentious
Wow, its like when a hooker tells you to show her respect.

>>6796140
>i expect people to tip me at least $3 per drink
$1 per drink is customary unless you're at a nice cocktail bar. If i order any drink at a steakhouse, I'll tip $1 unless I order an actual cocktail, then I'll maybe give $2. The fact that you EXPECT $3 infuriates me, especially since I work harder for money than you do.

>>6792845
>Pleb tier

It tastes good and gets you fucked up fast, pretty much fills all the requirements of good cocktail.

>>6788919

>this insecure about his masculinity

lmao

>>6790312

*tips*

>>6795707

I've been drinking this without salt since I was a wee lad and it's considered a girly drink here.

>tfw not gonna tip any bartenders tomorrow night

Feels good man

>>6797133
single mid 30 women are my favorite type of customers. they drink whatever i pour them and always tip well. If they look good enough, i might even hook up with them. Sometimes the girl might have a date, and will give their # when their date is in the urinals.
>>6797182
if you leave $1 i wont say thank you. I only pick up $5 tips and remember tipper. $10 tippers i will talk to them. $20 tippers are just showing off. Anything higher i might give you buybacks.
>>6797700
you realize we can fuck with your drinks right?

>>6798172
>you realize we can fuck with your drinks right?

How so?

>>6797152
>tfw i've a full bar for 3 hours because i bribed the maitre d
>he sends everyone my way first.
>selling cucks all top shelf, single malts, $150+ cabs all night
>it takes an hour to count tips at the end of the night ($500)
>then the headwaiter brings 10% of waiters tip pool ($200).
>and this being slow night

>>6798172
I doubt that., you're probably a beta more type

>>6798197
>meme texting
>making claims on 4 chan
>being on 4chan
>it must be true if I post on the internet
Sure there sport. Make sure you're name tag is in straight for you next shift at chilis.

>>6788861
Same here. Bartender pet peeves include
>can I get 5 long islands
>busy night and girls order shots, drink them and stand with their backs to the bar to talk withoit having paid yet
>all of the "I dunno, make me something tasty" orders
>making drinks and having people on either side yelling at me for what they want
>people trying to come behind the bar to get my attention
>serve 4 drinks and no tip
>someone spills a drink asks for a free new one
>randoms expecting free shots
>The list goes on

>>6792325
Depends on the situation at the bar. If it's rammed and I know that I'm gonna have to stand there for two hours without having a piss or a cigarette before it dies down just enough to escape the bar for a couple minutes I probably won't have a huge smile on my face, especially if I've got 10 18 year olds crowding around yelling over each other to get my attention first.

>>6798172
Why would anyone ever tip their bartender? Once I left two dollars after being in a bar all night and I think that was far more than fair. A monkey could grab beers out of a cooler and make screwdrivers for prepubescent girls

>>6798338
And by 10 I mean the ones in my immediate vicinity knows there's crowds behind them waiting as well

>>6796228
>quit drunk
Is that when you get so drunk you call up your boss and quit your job?

>>6798344
I was a regular customer at the bar I work at now and they would have my beer ready for me as soon as I walked to the bar no matter how busy it was. You tip your bartenders regularly so they know to give you good service later. I would spend an extra 5$ but was never waiting for drinks and would occasionally get free drinks or shots with the bartenders. Now I get the same service but don't pay for shit.

>>6798368
Why not instead of waiting in a crowded bar for beers just go to the empty bar next door for the same beers

>>6798375
Why not just drink in the comfort of your own home?

>>6789861
Please tell me you order egg nog in bars

>>6790250
AKA water that tastes vaguely like whiskey

>>6798393
exactly

>>6798375
You can go sit in an empty bar by yourself if your only objective is to drink but I enjoyed the company of the people I was drinking with at the crowded one

>>6798476
Why don't you and your friends go to a less crowded bar?

>>6798368
>pay ransom to be treated with a modicum of dignity
That's not how service works.
I will tip usually 20% if I get some great service.
But to sit there and put a carrots before is stupid

>>6799064
its not, i tipped this girl $50 bill before i ordered any drink. my friends and i got hooked the fuck up for the whole night. 3 free rounds of patron, 2 free rounds of patron on the rocks, 2 rounds of patron shots, all free. I ended up tipping her only $20 at the end of the night.

>>6788370
similar to a blue motorcycle

Traditional Birthday drink at my work:

Mind Eraser
In a small glass
2 oz of Kahlua
2 oz of vodka
Top with tonic water and ice.

It is meant to be drank all at once through a straw from the bottom up. Do not mix. Tonic water at the top is its own chaser.

>>6798172
it took me a while, but now i get that youre trolling. jesus i thought you were serious for a while

>>6788263
4 parts Dr. Pepper
1 part spiced rum
1 part dark rum

In general though I love Cuba Libre and basically any and all variations of it.

>>6792255
>someone whos profession is all about knowing alcohol doesn't know more about alcohol

>>6794079
m8, nothing can ruin a night quicker than a bartender with an attitude, but dont expect special treatment if you dont tip, and those that do tip will get special attention. Simple as that

I am an American in Aus who tips, and guess what? I get my drinks exactly when the fuck I want them .

French 75

2oz gin
1/2oz simple syrup
1/2oz lemon juice
shake with ice

Strain into glass, top up with sparkling white wine and add a twist of lemon

Alternatively I love a good gimlet

Customary Old fashioned, with orange bitters instead of traditional Angostura
>inb4 butthurt whiskey "drinkers"

Also Negroni, Aviation (Gin, Luxardo, Lemon, splash Violette), Any sour, Any Collins, Sazarac

>>6800364
>French 75
>Gimlet

Ma niggra

Splash of Strawberry Syrup instead of Sugar in the 75 makes a nice twist. Or you could jsut muddle fresh ones if you;re up for it.

>>6788874
lel
martini and martinez are different drinks, guess which came first...
Fire yourself.

>>6800364
yee champagne cocktails are where it's at!

Gimlet is good. I'm moving towards mezcal and also gin drinks with bitters

>>6797094
nice
>>6798172
>I will do a shitty job if you don't pay me more than what's due
how do you have a job even

>>6798172

you do realize that you sound like edgy pre-teen spinning up a story, right?

>>6788292
That looks more like a dash then a splash.