/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6783882
have fun

are you both big or just her

>>6783882
Get her a gym membership

theres a fly on your burger

Jiggle jiggle jiggle

>>6784095
>>6784096
no need to be a dick to the women. She knows what she looks like, I'm sure is self-conscious about it, but nobody ever lost weight (or quit drinking, or whatever) because other people told them to. If and only if she decides to lose weight she will. It really isn't your place to say anything about it.

>>6783882

Nice upper arm ham hock effect.

>>6784096
>>>fit

>>6783882
26? she looks 40 or more, seriously,
take care your wife dude, or you want her to die soon because of her weight?

>>6783882
Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go, yknowmsayin?

>>6783882
I'd imagine you're just as heavy as she is.. both of you should really think about changing your lifestyle, eat healthier, and be more physically active or very serious health problems are in your future.

But if you wanna eat yourselves to death, who am I to judge.

>>6784107
actually naw,
making fun of people encourages them to change. If you shame them, they change because the pressure is to conform to society where as if you guilt them, they feel themselves as being inherently wrong.

Shame them Anons

>>6784116
Frig off, JAMIE

>>6783882
Looks like she's celebrating her 26th burger of the day

>>6784124
This is bullshit, and you only spout it so that you can feel better about the fact that you act like a disgusting piece of shit.

>fat wife
>letting bugs land on your food
>eating sliders

This is the official worst thread of the day.

>>6784124
Are none of you aware of Project Harpoon?

>>6783882

Mirin those gainz. What's her routine?

>>6784135
Fatty detected

>>6783882
Bro, her arm legit looks like a doner meat slab on a spit before it is cut

>>6783882
>dating a land whale

>>6784148
no not fat, quite active and in shape (although I was a bit fat in high school and first year of college--but that was like 12 years ago now). Just a somewhat decent person.

>>6784154
>dating
The dude put a ring on that sausage

>>6784161
How did it fit tho

>>6784165
It was probably an onion ring.

>>6784165
They just used some of the butter that they were inhaling at the time

>>6784171
BTFO
T
F
O

>>6783882
Is that your wife?

>>6784171
R E K T

>>6784155
What was that? Couldn't hear it over the sound of your wife's rolls rubbing together.

>>6783882
Happy birthday to her but this is not love breh. A good bday present for fat people would be a day of productivity via walk in the park, light meals, and encouraging each other to make better diet and exercise decisions, and gym membership for 2.

>>6784135
>>6784124
>>6784107

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/

>>6783882
>tfw OP's fat wife will never take a steaming load onto my chest

>>6784165
>>6784171
>>6784176
>>6784161
>>6784154
>>6784148
>>6784147
>>6784149
Am I crazy in thinking that this board used to be much nicer/have a much more pleasant community? There is way more racist bullshit etc than there used to be. Now it's like /b/ or /pol/ but with more food pics

>>6783882
you should have posted this on tumblr or imgur. I mean, what did you expect from 4chan.

>>6784220


>>>/reddit/

you gigantic faggot

>>6784198
I'm not the person who posted the picture. This isn't my wife.

>>6784220
its a bait thread, everyone who replied nonironic is clueless and youre literally suffering from second grade cluelessness

>>6784226
I fucking guarantee I've been here off and on far longer than you. And I can't stand reddit. I don't understand how wanting to have conversations that don't revolve around bitching about niggers or fatties is something you have a problem with.

>>6784220
People will only make fun of what you allow them to
If you post food that would by itself be ridiculed by a cooking board and also put your overweight wife unnecessarily in the image then people will latch onto that as well

>>6784236

>>>/buzzfeed/

>>6784234
I get that. But the shitposting on this board used to be a bit different, and I was on here the other day on just a normal non trolling thread and half the post were talking about niggers etc. like wtf, this shouldn't be pol or stormfront or

>>6784204
the fuck is a stone?
FUcking bongs

>>6784263
14 lbs

Kind of a nifty history to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(unit)

>>6784234
But what if
You really hurt OP's feelings?

>>6784269
dank memes cant melt real feelings

>>6784107
Shut the fuck up redditor, I'll call the landwhale whatever I fucking want to. Get raped bitch nigger

>>6784220
>There is way more racist bullshit etc than there used to be.
>on 4chan
>surprised

>>6784337
The culture on each board used to be way different. /ck/ wasn't like /b/ wasn't like /pol/ etc. Didn't see that kind of bullshit here so much. Now it is more unavoidable and not really worth it to go to any of the boards.

>>6784130
/thread

>>6783882
So she finished fries and hamburger before you even touched your food?

>>6784213
i was thinking the same thing

>at least 3 burgers apiece
>for breakfast
JESUS CHRIST FATTIES SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

>>6783882

>>6784220
where do you think you are

>>6784702
i lol'd

Take out a life insurance policy
Play the waiting game

>>6784220
This board has always been that way. /ck/ has made me laugh more than any other with it's banter.

>>6784107
this is 4chan. never post a picture of a woman you care about on 4chan, man :(

>>6784220

/r/fatpeoplehate got nuked due to SJWs

they had to go somewhere.

>>6784220
Get the fuck out

Your wife is practicing an act of cannibalism.

>>6784226
>>>/b/


where you belong

OP, I think a whale ate your wife.

Damn. I knew you were gonna call his wife fat. White people are ruthless.

>>6784739
This, I've been here since 2008, not much has changed.

>>6784099
There's one on the paper too. I swear to god I never will understand why people choose to eat outdoors with all the vermin. What is the advantage?
>it's a nice day
So go for a walk in the park after you're done.

>>6784107
you didn't answer the question

>>6784938
what question didn't I answer?

>>6784938
Oh, you are mistaken. I am not the guy who posted the picture, just someone who thought the responses were obnoxious. I don't think he's in this thread.

>>6784923
yeah fam if we were black we woulda been askin to tap dat ass nomsayin

>>6784951
4chan is pretty obnoxious as a whole

>>6784958
Yeah, but this board used to be less obnoxious. I think most people who were here must of gotten sick of general chan culture, and too many people have been attracted because of pol and b. I've been here on and off since 2005 (4chan, not ck) but sometimes take like a year off at a time. Anyway I think all of 4chan is just too fucked to bother with anymore...but for some reason im here.

>>6784220
Were you not here for this glorious thread?

Sounds like you just can't handle the bantz.

>>6784702
lol

>>6784969
hmm? i've been here on and off since moot added it. Yeah, i'm not embarrassed about not liking to hang out on a board where people bitch about sjw's and niggers and call each other cucks. I used to think there was enough decent shit to make it worth it, and i don't like reddit or tumblr or whatever...but maybe it's just not worth it

>>6784220
cant handle the bants faggot?

>>6784107
be nice to m'lady

*unsheathes katana*

damn I didn't know they served krill burgers

>>6783882
Sesame's fucking rules.

>>6785027
ttrue

enjoy her now, 'cause she won't live past 30 with those health habits.

>>6783882
>26th birthday

don't you mean her 26th burger.

>see thumbnail
>this thread will go well for OP

>pic related

>>6785266
Burgers there are good Charleston bros, but the daily special salads and sandwiches (whatever they happen to get in fresh) are the best.

>>6785277
Exactly my thoughts when I saw the OP image.
Why do people come here and expect people to be nice? Go to fucking reddit if that's what you're looking for.

>>6785377
Man, what is with this fucked up attitude? People are dicks at reddit as well, for one. And this used to be a nicer board--yeah, 4chan has always had /b/, and for the last few years has had /pol/, but they used to be the asshole of the site. Other boards...people were more civil. How about you just not be a dick on a board about food and cooking? Is that so difficult?

>>6784171
>>6784171
>>6784171

>>6785395
i'm not being a dick about food and cooking. i'm wondering if the guy taking the photo has low self esteem and settled for a big girl or if he's big too and is staying in his league

>>6785395
You're on 4chan bro. Not trying to be a dick but that's just how it's always been.
Sure /ck/ and the "blue" boards have been somewhat more civilized because we don't go around spouting "nigger" every chance we get like an edgelord but people are still going to be dicks.

>>6785411
Man, I've been here since 2005. I know what this place is, and I was here when this board was created. It hasn't always been this shitty. Or maybe I just got too old for it...but I really think it has changed.

>>6785395
anon she is obese. i want her fat ugly ass to lose weight so she won't die. how is wanting her to live being a dick?

>>6785420
Come on man, at least own up to being a dick. Sure she is obese, but you don't know her, don't care about her, her weight isn't any of your business. and your making fun of her on some message board won't ever help her--even if she see's it. Why can't you just own up to being an asshole instead of pretending that you're virtuous in some way?

>>6785430
i want her to live a long and happy life but she won't do that with all the fat she has to carry around. I'm trying to motivate her. she is repulsive. she looks like shit. she's gonna die soon. but all of that can change if she takes responsibility for herself and looses weight.

>>6785430

The thought of licking the greasy tears off of your sweaty jowls and pudgy cheeks has my cock so fucking hard

>>6785451
Alright, you and I both know this is bullshit. You couldn't care less about her, and if you did you wouldn't act like this. It's annoying to talk to someone this dishonest, so I guess I'm done.

>>6785460
This isn't shocking, and I'm not overweight. It's just annoying and belongs on /b/ /pol/ voat or whatever.

>>6785466
lying to her and being nice would only hurt her more in the long run. what it comes down to is balls. i have them attached to me in-between my legs and underway peen. you have them in your mouth.

>>6784967
Please leave. That initial comment could have been far, far more obnoxious. If your skin is so thin, it is in your best interest to leave.

>>6785430
>Sure she is obese, but you don't know her,

And do you also object to assuming that anemic bald kids in wheelchairs have cancer? Just by virtue of their appearance you can tell that an obese person is physically disgusting and lacks both self-control and self-respect - fat people can't put down the fucking fork to literally save their lives and they indirectly drag everyone else down with them by costing insurance companies so much that they raise rates for everyone.

>>6785451
How does one 'looses' weight?

did that lady eat your wife? RIP in peace

>>6785415
i'm in the same boat as you. i don't know if i got too old and mature, but i think people take trolling too far now.

i've heard grown men shouting and swearing at children over the internet. it's embarrassing.

>>6785557
it's really easy but you have to be on mobile.

>>6785415
good now fuck off.

>>6785551
Are you fucking retarded? I stated that she was obese. The 'you don't know her' is meant to (partly) address the absurd idea that the person I was responding to cares about this women. And this discussion of rising insurance rates is laughable. Insurance companies make tons of money, and there are plenty of ways that health care in the US (where she lives, I assume) can be changed that will help rates. You're not paying money for her to exist.

>>6784107

forget the petty attacks, OP.

As long as you're happy and enjoying each other company. The ones that feel the need to make petty attacks, are jerking off at home posting frog pictures with the caption tfw no gf.

>>6785621
i don't need to know someone to care about them. google lilbbasedgod you faggot.

The woman aside, those are some tasty looking burgers mate.

>>6785629
>implying
also maybe
>projecting

>>6785632
But you don't care about her, except as a potential object of scorn and ridicule. Pretending otherwise is ridiculous, and I don't know if you act this way just to be a troll or because you don't want to admit to yourself that you are a pathetic and cruel person.

>>6785644
We can't care for her more than she cares for herself, anon. Those burgers can't hug her back.
Clearly you aren't pleasing her because she is trying to drown her hollowness in mayo and heavy cream.

>>6785676
I'm not her husband. I don't know her. I didn't post this. And yes, you don't care. Thats fine. It's just the disingenuous posturing that you make fun of her because you care that really bothers me.

>>6783882
She's a big girl

>>6785709
her heart is

>>6785014
You're kinda allowed to white knight your wife, anon.

>>6784933
Are you one of those people who naively thinks all food he's served is basically sterile when it hits his plate? That sure as fuck wasn't the first fly that bun had seen I'll tell ya that.

>>6785703
White knight for landwhales that already belong to other losers elsewhere, cuck.

>>6785725
you're supposed to say "for you"

>>6785737
What do you think about gamergate?

>>6785762
>deflecting
just admit defeat and skulk back to curl up in the warm safety your wife's folds. Your only response thus far has been
>thass meen
yep. Ok.


To answer directly, t was/is a non factor in my life and I give no fucks.

>>6785774
You know, almost no exchanges between people have winners and losers. My response was that's mean and why be an asshole because that's my whole point. It isn't exactly rocket science, just don't be an asshole when there is no need.

>>6785780

>>6783882
I just bought Cholula hot sauce the other day for the first time OP.
It used to be hard to find in Australia. I smother that shit on everything.

>>6785808
Saying that, "Slider" burgers are relatively new here too.

>>6785615
You have to be on a mobile to spell 'loses' now?

>>6785780

Tell your wife to eat some mooooooo-re grass instead of her ground up brethren

>>6784955
No one laughed at your post

>>6784220
/ck/ is mostly populated by legbeards

>>6784107
> whiteknighting this hard
You know she's married to OP, right

>>6786330
Women who don't shave??

>>6784739
This. First time I got here I was actually surprised how brutal the bantz here are. It's funny cause /co/ makes their /ck/ OC as an animu wife figure.

>>6785395
Anon, I first posted in 4chan around 2006. Everyone called James from Pokemon gay and a faggot, and I was so confused. 4chan has always been rude and will continue to be ruder.

>people who act like they care about someone because they make fun of them for being fat
>you're just another person causing problems on top of the food companies selling "healthy diet" foods that have no nutrition or flavor and individuals promoting extreme diet and exercise routines
>you're just as bad as the fat acceptance crowd

>>6785395

Here's a good recipe from /ck/:

1. Put my shit in a pot
2. stir it over medium heat
3. consume it
4. leave, and never return

>>6783882
>Breakfast
3 sliders and fries. no wonder she look like 40 years old. why dont stop destroying your self? i dont get it

>>6786511
>>6786525

he's got the right idea. blue boards did use to be slightly more civil than the nsfw ones. however, there's pretty much no way in hell that op's post wasn't bait for exactly this kind of reaction. a more quality thread would have avoided the obvious joke about the woman's weight and instead insulted the disgusting, greasy food that they are chowing down on. we are /ck/, after all.

>>6786537

I think it's a refreshing break from bigmac and tacobell threads.

/ck/'s problem is that recipe threads can't be around for long, so useful information is very temporary, and the very nature of so many types of food and diets reduce the board to 95% advertisement and "your taste sucks" threads. Still, OP's pic with a burger-chomper and a couple flies hanging around is funny in it's own right.

>>6786537
I kind of agree. But yeah, with a post and pic like that in 4chan, it's kind of expected to have this reaction, even from before, so I'm not sure why some anons here are surprised.

>>6785395
/new/ was created with good intentions. /new/ was nuked with even better intentions. /new/ was then resurrected and brought back as /pol/ to function as a containment board. instead, it ended up spreading across all boards and becoming one of the more mainstream boards of the site as a whole. even the more obscure sfw boards get more traffic now, and as a result, have adopted the aggressive Fuck You And Die attitude that permeates /b/, /pol/, /r9k/, etc. and just in general, posting a picture of any woman on 4chan is and has always been a bad idea.

>>6786540
>recipe threads
you're part of the problem

>>6786339
the anon is probably a woman. /ck/ has a higher concentration of female posters than the rest of 4chan, with the exception of /cgl/ and, inexplicably, /x/.

>>6786546

hey why don't you start up another Joey thread, faggot

>>6786546
What do you suggest a board dedicated to cooking talk about, then?

>>6785430
Take your sensitivity training bullshit elsewhere.

>>6785469

>I'm not overweight

Not compared to some sea mammals, no

>>6786543
All of this. Ugh.

>>6786550
>>6786551
Here's something for you to contemplate
Do all things food revolve around recipes?
How about techniques?
Perhaps some discussion of ingredients and how best to make use of them in general?
Or maybe there could be some discussion of the intricacies of various cuisines and cultures therein.
There's a distinct possibility that cooking theory might have some relevance as well.
All in all, the focus on
>gib me recipe
is fucking stupid and you're pieces of shit for not being able to see that and pushing for the board to turn into yet another of the 1000000 recipe sites that have the format for doing it

>>6786547
Women can't into internets
Le epin sexism maymay :^)

>>6786565

excellent ideas!

Try starting a new thread with them in mind: I believe in you!

>>6786330
>>6786341
So women are actually funny after all?

>>6786565
have a cup of tea, eat a cookie, calm down m8.

Looks like she's also celebrating her 260th pound.

>>6783882
Should have gone to tattooed moose, faggot.
Atleast there you could have gotten drunk enough to fuck that manatee you're eating with.

>>6783882
>I will never lick her hairy armpits and sniff her sweaty asshole while she eats those burgers
Feels bad

>>6786753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI

this is you

>>6784283
>le xDD

fuck off, memelord

>>6786760
That's just depressing

>>6786543
>instead, it ended up spreading across all boards and becoming one of the more mainstream boards of the site as a whole
That happened at the nuking, not after /pol/ was formed - people who came here primarily for /new/ moved to boards like /k/ and /int/ and people who browsed /pol/ incidentally just started bringing up /pol/ topics in their normal discussions because they had nowhere else to have them outside of /b/ - and /b/ hasn't been able to have a semi-serious discussion since about 2006.

That aside, since the very beginning 4chan has always had a racist streak a mile wide and a population of nazis to boot just by virtue of internet culture at the time being utterly dominated by young white men who perceived the internet as being outside of political correctness and acted accordingly - for many it was the only public forum they had to air their politically inconvenient thoughts without becoming pariahs, even then. /pol/, both here and especially on [redacted]chan, is the natural progression of that phenomenon as society in general and the internet in particular becomes ever more hypersensitive and progressive; Newton seems to apply here, for every action there is an equal and opposite REaction (a charming pun when you consider the political implications) and most of that has been centered around *chans because they're the last bastions of anything resembling absolute free speech on the internet. On what other ostensibly open public and anonymous forum could you sing the praises of Nazi Germany, bash progressives and complain about minorities without being immediately censored? Even Reddit, which was FOUNDED to enable free speech on the internet, has banned most of its most "offensive" content.


Most people on the internet now simply do not have the perspective to appreciate the immensity of the changes over the last two decades or so in the internet and the cultures that there reside, and those with the perspective shouldn't be surprised.

>>6786802
Real people with friends, in the pre-internet era and today, could always express non-PC opinions in the right circumstances. If I'm drunk and among friends and I say I think ebonics is stupid or asian women can't drive, it's fine.

What's happening is that there are a lot of NEETs who use the internet as a substitute for social contact, who don't have any friends that they can talk freely with. So they do the equivalent of standing up on a crowded bus and shrieking NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and then when the public reacts, it's "censorship by fascist Social Justice Warriors"

No it's not, you dumb fucks. Get some friends, then you won't have to get so butthurt when the internet rejects your inane drunk ramblings.

eat fat and get fat... it's simple. I eat a lot but I don't eat fat. So I stay thin.

>>6786821
as someone who's eaten ketogenic for 2 years eating roughly 50% of my calories from fat, you're wrong
it's about fat + carbohydrates that fucks you over, eat one or the other in extreme moderation and you're fine

i am so sorry, OP...

Have some self respect dude.

>>6783882
Happy Birthday to your wifyfu!

Chaleston can be pricey but really nice. say happy birthday to your wife. shecranb soup hope you have a nice time. like new orleans. if you got time,drivee up highyway one to wilminton nc. seven bridges road. Be safe and happy.

>4chan used to be so nice!!!
>why are we being so meaaaaan

Spot the newfag

>>6784107
Right this is/ck/ not /b/ or /pol/ or some shit where I'd make a joke. This is a food related board. Fat people eat food

>>6784702

>>6786907
Too much if you ask me.

>>6783882
See OP if only you has cropped your picture like this you would've avoided this shitfest.
It's your own goddamn fault so fucking deal with the consequences.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

>>6784107
>nobody ever lost weight (or quit drinking, or whatever) because other people told them to

Are you fucking retarded? Shame is the number one reason people change anything about themselves, otherwise we'd all be 500lb lardass heroin addicts.

>>6787162
lold/10

>>6784220
Sorry guys I know I'm a day late. But English is not my first language I am still learning it, so bear with me.

But what does making fun of OP's fatty wife have to do with racism? Am I missing something here? Is this some sort of reference I don't understand?

>>6787160
and look him strrrraight innn theeee eyyyyyeeeeee

>>6784933
I fucking made a thread about this a while back.

Eating outside sucks, and it drives me nuts when I go out with the family and all the old people want to eat outside.

>wind cools food
>noisy traffic going by
>people eyeballing you and your food
>insects
>sun in your eye
>sun making you too hot, everyone maneuvering for a place under the umbrella for shade
>can't flag down wait staff as easily
>its noisy

Fuck eating outside, seriously.

>>6786576
No, see >>6786568

>>6787177
Nothing, making fun of fat people falls under thet etc. I just mentioned racism because I've seen a lot more of it here lately, and it is indicative of the culture of the board changing and becoming shittier.

>>6787162
I'm not a 500 lb heroin addict because I like to be physically active, able to move, able to have sex able to do work I care about etc. Shame has nothing to do with it. I imagine shame prevents lots of people from losing weight--they are afraid to be in public, to go to the gym, to swim and show their bodies off etc. And they have reason to feel this way--look at how people here talk about fat people.

>>6787077
>thinking people wouldn't point out those sausage fingers

>>6786841
he married an ambulocetus, do you think he has any left?

>>6787316
You're new here, plain and simple. Don't try to deny it.

>>6783882
man those hamburgers look like shit. do all americans hamburgers look like this?

>>6787493
If you had been here for a long time you would know that I am right about how /ck/ and other non containment boards have changed

>>6787527
>casually use the word nigger or make fun of fatties
>hugbox patrol tells you to go back to /pol/
Nah, you go back to redditumblr.

>>6783882
shes got a giant jew nose...

i assume shes a feminist?

if she cuts her hair short and dyes it to match her armpit hair, you need to cut your losses and RUN!

>>6787552
>go back to redditumblr

Aren't you embarrassed to say shit like this? There is no better way to reveal how pathetic and lonely you are.

>>6787612
>how pathetic and lonely you are.
Nothing more shameful than personal attacks

>>6787637
>>6787612
you both are pathetic.
YOU'RE ARGUING ON A COOKING BOARD

See those caps? that adds authority to my post. You have now been authoritatively posted against.

>>6783882
who is this semen demon?

>>6788593
Samsquanch

>>6788593
>semen demon
>weenie genie
>pecker wrecker
>boner owner
>cum chum
>dick lick
>jizz wizard
>erector detector
>phallus chalice

Got any more?

>>6788600
>dairy fairy
>lymph nymph
>fluid druid
>nectar spectre
>shag hag
>sap trap
>seed steed
>seminal sentinel
>smegma enigma
>scrotum sorceress
>glans gladiator
>orifice officer
>wiener witch
>sperm summoner
>salami tsunami

>>6788611
>sperm worm

You can't marry a cow OP, it's unethical. Cows can't even sign the fucking marriage papers. They have hooves.

>>6787612
Spotted the butthurt fat nigger.

>>6789946
They can't even say, "I do."

It's all, "Ahhh mooooo!"

>>6787187
As long as their paying I've learned to say live and let die. I don't like eating outside either but for different reasons. Mostly because of weirdos in NYC and cars and trucks going by. Fuck it I don't like eating at any NYC restaurants anymore which is why I've learned to cook. The last thing that I want to deal with after a day at work are pretentious NYC assholes, I suspect the LA ones are worse.

>>6789946
>wanting to marry >no hooves

>>6790226
hahaha hoof girl
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/384176/

>>6790218
Here it comes

Tell us about how eating with other people is for idiots and standing in line at the grocery store is for cool hipsters

>>6790230
I never wrote that, you did. Don't put words in my mouth. I just wrote that after a day at work, I'd rather not deal with a bunch of yapping bitches on their cellphones or yapping about useless shit that I don't care about. I get enough of that at work, but then I'm getting paid for that.

I'm certainly not beyond calling in a pickup order from a restrautant and if I've got a GF then I deal with it but like to find quiet places for us.

Perphaps you've never worked before and just want some peace and quiet?

>>6790240
Sure buddy. I don't think grocery store lines are a conspiracy to make the papparrazzi take photos of me, so that means I've never worked before. That must be it :^)

>>6790249
Cuz yer so famous!

Are you Richard Gere and do you have an affinity for gerbils?

>>6790249

>>6790240
Maybe go to a restaurant in a different part of town?

>>6784130
ayyy

>celebrating obesity

This is wrong.

Your wife is fat and disgusting.
Are you fat too?
Why do Americans gorge on shit food at restaurants like this when they weigh 300 pounds and have a BMI of 56?

>>6790828
What's worse is that this stupid nigger posts his obese hambeast wife without any shame whatsoever thinking he'll get positive responses only.

>>6790838
This. This isn't anybody's fucking personal blog. It's not a politically correct place either.
What a dumbass OP is for coming here and posting his hambeast of a wife inhaling a pile of burgers. The words "go back to tumblr" have never been more appropriate.

>>6783882
OP's wife here. You can make fun of my weight all you want, but everyone knows yall are nothing but a bunch of stick boys and aint a REAL MAN who can handle this.

>>6783882
Mother of god, 3 full sized burgers per person. Fucking christ.

>>6790838
Even if I got desperate enough to date a girl like this I wouldn't post about it on facebook (where peple would at least ignore me or be fake nice), let alone 4chan

>>6786827
keto is not healthy. I have tons of energy, am in good health, and get plenty of nutrients. Staying away from fat is easy.

>>6790855
>date

Lmao what the fuck do you mean date, my nigga? I wouldn't even touch her with a stick. And that dude LITERALLY married her. Not only did he get married, but he got married to a disgusting fat piece of shit.

>>6790851
This tbh

Those burgers are like half the size of a huge burger but you're eating 3 of them so it's like you're eating one and a half huge burgers.

>>6783882
Mirin arms. What's her curling 1rm?

>>6790862
>And that dude LITERALLY married her.
idk why but this made me keke

i know why, probably because i'm drunk

>>6790863
Can anyone roughly estimate how many calories that is with the fries? I don't think that would be a normal person's bulk for the day.

>>6790866
Bro, not only did he marry her, but he also posted her image on the internet for lots of people to shit talk her and laugh at her.

He married a woman he hates.

americans should not be eating any extra fat. Most people eat 3 meals a day plus snacks. We are over-nourished. Fat has no place in the diet! There's enough fat in low fat foods.

>>6790868

Each of those burgers look like they had a 5oz ground beef before cooking so that is roughly 1400 calories from meat alone, then lets say 200 calories per bun brings us up to 2000 calories.

Add 150 calories per burger because you know there is mayo and cheese and we are up to 2450 calories. 350 calories for fries and 200 calories for saod brings us up to...

3000 calories....jesus christ Amerifats

>>6790871
Americans need to learn the different types of fat and which and how much are good/safe for them.

>fat has no place in the diet

Retard talk right here.

>>6790878
They're just bulking bro

>>6790878
Add a protein shake and a small bowl of oats with fruit and my bulk is complete.

Some of you people are so cruel and disrespectful, you don't even know this guy and his wife and you're all making these superficial judgments.

Please post pictures of yourself up when ridiculing others so we can all see what beauty queens you guys are.

>>6790886
>why aren't all of you dumb enough to post a picture that can be ripped apart on here? :(
Fuck off faggot. She's fat.

>>6790886
>Some of you people are so cruel and disrespectful

Where do you SJW sperglords think you are?

If you don't like "shit talking" and people being "mean" and "hurting your feeeeeelllllinnzz", then don't frequent a site known for being fully of edgy asshole trolls

>being married to a blubbernaught

literally my worst nightmare

>>6790879
>Americans need to learn the different types of fat
There's a lot of money in high fat foods. Companies have spent billions to confuse the public about the true nature of fatty foods.

This is what fat looks like.

>>6790886
This is an anonymous board for Food and Cooking. I don't want to or need to know this lardass and his lardass wife. And I'm not posting a picture of myself because that's obviously irrelevant to the board topic.

Go back to tumblr and kill yourself.

>>6790904
>Companies have spent billions to confuse the public about the true nature of fatty foods.

Americans truly are retarded.

I understand this is 4chan, but you guys are really taking it too far with this one. There is no reason to be this mean or even mean at all. The mods really need to start addressing this kind of shaming behavior....

especailly here on /ck/, fat shaming shouldn't be allowed because it's a board about cooking and food so of course it's going to be fat people because its abuot good food

>>6790913
Gr8 b8 m8

>>6790904
>This is what fat looks like.

Dude,that is butter and oil you fucking idiot, not fat.

Fat is non muscle tissue from animals you sperg faggot

>>6790913
>There is no reason to be this mean or even mean at all.

So? People are free to do what they want and have their opinions. There is no reason for some lardass to use a food and cooking board to post his blogs.

Kill yourself fatass.

>>6790920
>People are free to do what they want and have their opinions

You are free to have your own opinion, but opinions like being spouted here shouldn't be allowed to be voiced publicly.

>>6790924
>but opinions like being spouted here

What the fuck does this even mean you lardass retard? You're not the one that decides that should and shouldn't. Leave if you don't like it.

>>6790930
>You're not the one that decides that should and shouldn't

Exactly, which is why the mods should delete and ban people who are assholes on this board

>>6790933
You're not the one that decides that should and shouldn't. Leave if you don't like it.

>>6790933
This is why the new generations are sawft. This is why there are school shootings.

>>6790941
>You're not the one that decides that should and shouldn't. Leave if you don't like it.


Exactly, which is why the mods should delete and ban people who are assholes on this board

>>6790947
>This is why there are school shootings.

America please leave, this thread is obese enough.

>>6790947
>This is why the new generations are sawft. This is why there are school shootings.

There are school shootings because no one stops people from being mean and bullying and literally force these poor kids to turn to breaking and ending up shooting.

There are no safe places anymore and it's really hurting people.

>>6790950
No cancer, mods should delete offtopic threads like this that are against the board rules.

>>6790960
You wanna know how I know I'm right and know you are wrong.

You had to resort to name calling and trying to e-bully me.

I wish I was a mod so I could ban you!

>>6790966
Oh so you're baiting. Alright you got me. Enjoy the you's I guess.

>>6784220
Being shamed for being fat isn't the same thing as racism. Being fat is 100% preventable.

>>6790971
>Oh so you're baiting.

:)

>>6790977
I feel bullied and used.

>>6790987
>I feel bullied and used.

See, this is why we need safe places

>>6784220

>>6790977
Emoticons trigger me. Please be more aware of that

This is a good thread. We need OP to dump some more water (high fructose corn syrup) on the coals.

>>6790886

>>6790999
nice trips i love this meme thanks for replying to me

>>6790886

This entire fucking thread, jesus christ.
[spoiler] /fit/izen here

>>6791096
/fit/ is for fags, please go back to alpha world you normie

>>6791096
Should I be at all concerned about running on grass or pavement if I have I choice to do either?

I prefer pavement but I read its a stressor the body wasn't designed for. I doubt it'll make a huge difference, but I'm willing to go grass if it'll have any chance saving me unneeded stress.

>>6791104
>/fit/ is for fags
true

>alpha world
eh...

>normie
Not really. /fit/ might live and play among them but they're retarded like the rest of us on the inside.

>my wife's 26th birthday

Congrats, but she won't make it to 30.

Also, does she know you took that atrocious pic of her? Good god.

>>6790886

>>6791118
>hey honey, why is there a picture of me on the front page of reddit?

>even a board dedicated to burgers and nuggets hates fat people
what ever happened to angie?

>>6791109
Fuck if I know, I despise doing cardio of any sort.
Actually, only biking for me is fine.

Is it too late to turn this into a Charleston food thread?

Who here /husk/?

>>6784107
>I'm sure is self-conscious about it, but nobody ever lost weight (or quit drinking, or whatever) because other people told them to.

hahaha. If she were self concious about it then she wouldn't be so fat and you would be eating a breakfast that was more delicious and less fatty than fucking burgers and fries int he morning.

If anything it shows she just doesn't care and not caring about your body and health just proves you are simple minded and lazy.

>post fat wife on /ck/
>300 replies

>>6791161
>post fat OC on /ck/
>predictable yet enjoyable thread

>>6791096
NORMIE, GET OOOOUUUTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>6783882

if that's your wife, she's a chubby girl (with a heart of gold?)

>>6784096
dude this isnt edgy 4chan, this is a slow hobby board, dont be a dick

>>6791173
>gold
Plaque

>>6791175
Still 4chan. He's not on a normalfag site for a reason. This is edgy lite.

>>6791173
>Morbidly obese
>chubby
Is this real life?
How did being literally being one burger from your first heart attack become 'chubby'?

>>6791186
>How did being literally being one burger from your first heart attack become 'chubby'?
When chubby because normal.

>>6791173
Heart of cheeeeeeese

>>6791175
>this is a slow hobby board
still on 4chan you dolt

>>6791151
nah nigga, Hominy Grill!!! Closed for Business is pretty good too

>>6791210
>>6791183

>>6783882
what do her feet smell like? can you post pics of them?

>>6791270
>what do her feet smell like? can you post pics of them?

Go back to /b/, please

>>6791271
>not liking bbws
>not liking feet

wow lad

i wish i had someone to give up with

>>6791310
ik... this woman gave up her freedom to be with a suggested manchild. She's the loser here

As it says on the Tabasco bottle label in the picture, she's so much more than hot.

>>6784660

>>6783882
Damn, she finished her fries and half a burger before you could finish snapping a picture and start eating.

Oh goody this thread is still alive.
Haha, fat people. Haha.

mooooooo

>>6792455
just do some physical excercises.

Dude, losing weight is like almost all diet, I swear.

I fucking hate exercising and moving around, not to mention a fucked up knee. Just by eating right I've lost 20 pounds in a couple months. Stop stuffing your faces you fucking fatties!

>>6792491
Stop oppressing me stick man. Maybe some people don't conform to your standards of health and beauty did you think of that? Maybe I find big is beautiful. The fact that OPs woman identifies as a woman means you're being sexist as well as fat phobic, why don't you fuck outta here. Fucking men and their oppressive patriarchal discourse.

>>6792491
Losing weight is all diet. Losing body fat and gaining muscle is where exercise comes in.

>>6792497

>see OP pic
>shackbrowseUpload, random pic from internet filename
>gee this looks fake, will the cu/ck/s here fall for it?
>scroll down

Some of you guys are dumb as f*ck.

>>6792595
Oh look it's the fun police. No fun allowed guys.

>>6784107
>whiteknighting a married woman

you are a disgrace.

>>6792618
>296 replies
>fun
Not really

>>6792595
/ck/ overall isnt really smart.

>>6793078
NO FUN ALLOWED. ARE YOU HAVING FUN? YOU BETTER NOT BE.

>>6784124

This is true. I only make fun of fat people on anonymous imageboards though.

In all honesty, I lost a shitton of weight after I apparently gained a lot and the girl I was crushing on called me fat. I can never understand people not wanting to look their best in a world that values beauty so much. I even go for a fucking run three times a day, which I hate, just to look good.

i am going to laugh when this person isnt even related to op and he is usingthe reverse psychology for us to make fun of his lost love or something...yes....but i came for breakfast and i got fph......can we post pictures of our breakfast and insult the fatperson? ffs gents stay on topic

>>6791096
What do you think posting /fit/izen here would accomplish? Gain you respect? Shit man I work out too and post on /fit/ occasionally but I never understand the incentive of sprouting shit like that on other boards like I'm some cooler faggot.

Never do it again.

>>6784124
>making fun of people encourages them to change
Why would you ever care if someone else changes?

>>6793535
>Why would you ever care if someone else changes?
Because we pay taxes so that these gluttons can continue living with their diabetes long after natural selection would've killed them off.

Living is too easy

>>6786815
>Real people with friends, in the pre-internet era and today, could always express non-PC opinions in the right circumstances. If I'm drunk and among friends and I say I think ebonics is stupid or asian women can't drive, it's fine.

That's not at all like what I described; I'm talking about semi-serious discussion about deeply politically incorrect topics in an open forum. That's been a major no-no since the civil rights era.