/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'd say it's giada for half of /ck/

>>6782956

>preferring damaged goods

I bet you buy your produce at the Savers' section

>>6782956
/thread

>>6782945
Are we now digging into this waifu crap? Listen, all I want to see is a recipe and the picture on how the dish is going to look. I don't need a pair of otherwise laid off boobs following her dream of becoming a star. Screw waifus, and especially screw cookfus.

>>6782956

probably right but for different reasons

>>6782956
excuse you m8

>>6782965

>>6782945

>doesn't cook by the book

>>6782945
Anime fan, huh?

Chef Andy from Hell's Kitchen is a total qt

>>6782989

i prepare cookies and cakes without following a recipe all the time.

i already know what ingredients go into them, and can roughly estimate the measurements.

it typically goes well.

>>6782945
He doesn't need a cookfu, he needs a fuckfu.

>>6782988
>Jean Pillette

>>6782973
i love nigella so much holy jesus i dont care if she's a drug addict

>>6783048
Isn't nigella some african shit disease like the super aids?

>>6783048
I suggest not fucking monkies and niggers, that'll help you avoid the nigella and super aids.

>>6783048
>Nigella will never pull your head close into her creamy breasts whilst you pump the biggest load of your life right against her cervix

Why even live brahs

>>6782988
>Jean Pillette
every fucking time

>>6783769
>pull your head close into her creamy breasts whilst you pump the biggest load of your life right against her cervix

>>6782988
I miss Joe so much.

She's probably insane, but that's ok.

I certainly do

it's a secret
we're going to get married

>>6783803
Also,
>You will never gaze into her deep brown eyes while her plump lips envelop the head of your cock, her tongue delicately playing over your urethra to tease out your precum whilst her perfectly manicured finger slowly slides into your clenching ass to locate and milk your prostate

Again, why even live brahs

>>6784098
hi /lit/ uncertain on what pizza you gonna order huh?

>>6784106
I mainly lurk on /fit/ TBH. Never been on /lit/, I don't have the patience for reading much.

>>6783976
Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it given half a chance. But you can't honestly consider her to be waifu material, surely?

He problem with getting a _____fu imo is you'll eventually find out how she likes black guys.

>>6784359
*the

>tfw cooking almost every day because gf can't cook for shit
what happened to today's womyn?

>>6784375
jeez do you bring most of the money home too?cuck

>>6784375
>>6785810
It's called harominization and is a way to make white people not only feel guilty for not being niggers and sympathise with savage niggers behaving the way they do but also to reduce them to nigger savage ways.

It really really called harmonization.

>>6783048
As if that doesn't even make her hotter.

Imagine scooping her up from her latest binge, and making that long drive home with the sense of moral superiority. You could shame her for her reliance on you and how much you mean to her, and how she doesn't appreciate the stability that you provide.

It would be cool.

>>6782945
>control+F
>no Ray Ray

Faggots, the lot of you

>>6785832
Doing that, you'll get the super aids, but then that's goal of the "think tank" of harmonization. Fucking cunts that have never worked in their lives but managed to jobs as "fellows" in Rand or some other shit company. Your basic useless talking heads.

>>6785837
With a name like ray ray it probably has a fat nigger ass. No thanks. You can have that all to yourself. You must be into bestiality.

>>6785837
>Update

>>6785847
Yup, fat nigger ass. How'd I guess that one given it's nigger name? ray ray?

>>6785841
It's Rachel Ray bro, literally one of the whitest women chefs on TV. I wasn't aware I clicked on /pol/ by mistake, btw. I'll try again.

>>6785837
>Female joker
>ape tits
I'll pass

>>6785837
It's not 2005 any more

>>6785852
Naw, the thing is raspy voiced garden gnome.

>>6785852
I just don't find raspy voiced garden gnomes attractive. Maybe you do but then that's your problem and not mine.

>>6783859
what happened? that baking bitch pisses me off

>>6785881
He probably jerks off to them. Sad but likely true.

>>6783859
he's not in the show anymore?

Calling dibs on the autistic girl who rubs peanut butter on her ass

>>6784098
>6783048
I'm not even sure what I read, but I came.

Chef John from food wishes is my foodsbando

>>6787821
right? 2more years and shes ripe af

>>6782989

>>6787942
kek

>>6783859
Joe was a huge shitlord and I'm glad he got raped by his mother. Her show is breddy good though

>>6785847
>>6785851
it's so obviously shopped

>>6787942
>Stephanie from Lazy Town
If there was porn of her I'd of lost muh dik to it.

>no Damaris

but i do

>>6783859

Why? He was a dick for the sake of being a dick and not when it was necessary to be one. It got annoying.

That said I don't much care for the woman judge, she feels...I dunno, but something is off. AND this series SERIOUSLY lacked waifus. Olivia was ok, but she's gone now.

>>6782945
>not having a chefbando

that one fucking blind asian from masterchef (Felix?)

obnoxious cunt but quite the QT, unfortunately. Would hate fuck.

>>6792567
but I do

>>6789061
Came here to post this.

Sure do. That voice gets me every time.

>>6782956
Id giada give you a dollar tomorrow for a cheeseburger today