/ck/ - Food & Cooking

haha

>>6778413
It's all fun and games until panaceatitus and liver damage sets in.

hehe

So am I

The constant nausea is annoying as fuck

jaja

>Drinking tequila

lol

>>6778413
I'm addicted to beautiful, hairless, perfect, innocent, sandwiches

Went all week without drinking but just picked up a bottle of vodka, kind of ashamed of myself but at least I'm managing to not drink during the week anymore so it's not affecting my job

>>6778413
Debilitating withdrawals are the best!

haha nice

I'm a binger myself. As long as I have a reason to wake up in the morning (i.e. a job) I can abstain for 5 days straight but then I have to have like 40 drinks during the weekend.

This is for all of you. Or us. Oh god.

https://youtu.be/OIRtfIrNOZU
https://youtu.be/zwXjm64a3QE

Ops melodramatic.

It's only bad when you're drinking it before coffee in the morning.

>>6778467
kek never seen that before

>>6778413
I drink like 8 beers a day with my leukemia chemo.
Last I saw my doctor she said I wasn't making the progress she expected.
I wish I could quit drinking. I've lost all my friends, my brother don't talk to me anymore.
I don't want to end up like my raging alcoholic grandpa. He's completly senile had his anus removed do to an alcohol related cancer. His dad and brother died of alcohol dementia.
I am addicted to alcohol too bro.
It's just once it hits your lips, it tastes so good!

>>6778490
>completly senile had his anus removed do to an alcohol related cancer.

sorry, but I laughed heartily

>>6778467
dear lord this is hilarious

but not in the context of my life, that would just be depressing

...

>>6778505
I did too when I was younger. The only time he got mad at me is when I found a bottle of cheap brandy in his trunk.
>You don't fuckin' say a word to your granmother anon! You hear me?

>>6778505

Why do I start to find things on 4chan funnier once somebody says that it's hilarious. I feel like I'm the fucking Big Bang Theory target audience.

but can you match Churchill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0u0KKAbIoo

>>6778431
If you can go days in between, you have hope. As long as you can do that, things are not bad.

>>6778413
why this nigga drinking olive oil like he hard or something?
smh tbh

>>6778413
huhuhuhhuhuh

>>6778539

You're neither black nor on Facebook.

>>6778531
...the fuck

that's literally nothing

>>6778525
>there are people who watch entire episodes of TBBT

>>6778429

dude, is that... is that... baby lettuce? spring ham? new born food porn?!

>>6778553
Chris liked your comment

>>6778581
It really depends on how small the scotch and sodas actually were. But yeah, the way that guy did it doesn't seem particularly hard

>>6778531

Is "soda" tonic water or is it just carbonated water? I think there was an episode of Angry Beavers where they drank a LOT of soda.

>>6778648
just carbonated

>>6778429
that's it, I'm hard now LOL

I had to go home sick from work this week because a hangover hit hard around noon. I rarely ever get hang overs and didn't think it was one, but then finally remembered that I was still drunk in the morning at work from the night before.

I thought getting a respectable office job would help me drink less, but I've ramped up from my former pint of whiskey a day when I was basically NEET. At least I don't day drink on weekends anymore, but I do sometimes have a finger or two before going into work if I'm feeling good when I wake up and it's still early.

Haha me too
>*cries into bottle*
Haha
Does 12 beers a day make me an alcohol? What about 6?

I got way too drunk one night this week and had huge withdrawls the next day. I had a dentist appointment and couldn't keep my mouth open without it shaking and quivering. Sitting in the waiting room I had a huge anxiety attack and had to run out of there and cancel the appointment, I could barely speak my voice was so shaky. Fuck I hate withdrawl

>>6778703
Yes and yes.

I guzzled a 4 pack of bourbon and cola 9% cans in 20 mins the other day after work. As soon as I got home I started on a bottle of bourbon I had. Before I knew it half of it was gone and I was laying on the floor outside. My wife took a photo of me at 5:45pm on Thursday being passed out like a retard and sent it to my parents.

Fml
I can normally drink 1L of bourbon over a period of a few hours and still be standing but I suspect it's because I drank so quickly

>>6778703
>>6778750
no and no.

I know guys who don't even get a buzz until almost 20 beers (lite beers, but still)

>>6778758
lying on the "floor outside"? you mean lying on the ground outside or lying on the floor inside? it makes a huge difference anon

>>6778768
Laying on the ground outside

>>6778553
>not being up to date with the dankest memes

smh tbh fam

>>6778770
i remember my upstairs neighbor once passed out drunk on the steps outside my house until mid-morning and his girlfriend was upstairs not even knowing where he was that night, he made it all the way home until he couldn't figure out how to unlock the back door

>>6778703
100 beers a day wouldn't make you an alcoholic.

- But needing the beers does.

Try and go three days without alcohol - if that's a problem, you're an alcoholic.
Also, don't ever do *shaking head* on 4chan again.

>>6778914
I remember when we lost power for about 12 days and I just stopped drinking because there was nothing to look forward to and drink with

I had not negative affectes except for not being able to sleep much even though I drink a fifth per day or moer

>>6778778
dude black people lmao

so cool xD

>>6778942
did you go to kpg a while ago? i havent been there in a long time, your trip looks familiar though

>>6778942
Just take periodic week long breaks if you can brother. I went so long drinking a fifth minimum daily with no breaks that it fucked me up when I went even a few hours without a shot. Literally spent a whole year drunk all hours of the day. Shot before coffee, drink all day, shot before I pass out. I checked into the hospital to detox it got so bad, I couldn't stop and when I did for just a little while I thought I was dying

>>6778413
hahah

>>6778849
Kek

Like me, I bet he wasn't very popular for a few days afterwards

I had to take my Mrs to the movies and buy her flowers then lay off the booze for a couple of days

>>6778539
he's bulking

>>6778413
im addickted to ur mum m8 haha

i thought i was but ive been broke all weekend and chose to spend it on food instead of booze and am actually proud of myself because i know i can control it now

>>6778467
Hilarious and depressing. The british way.

>>6778413
Is drinking 750mL of spirits a day alcoholism territory?

My life almost literally could not have gone worse. At least in an impoverished country I would have died by now
>tfw buying rope at walmart and you nearly black out from fear

>>6778914
i used to drink constantly, then i quit for a few years and a couple months ago i bought a case while i was on vacation and shared it with a few guys that made the trip down.
turns out i didn't die, catch fire, go on a rampage or even get a hangover. i didn't immediately relapse back into day drinking all day every day, either. i just don't get how people need that stuff to function. fwiw i also quit cigarettes full-stop after about 10 years of it with no problem a few years ago.

>>6779888
But hey, at least you have trips by your side :)

I have a lot of fun until I have to do things.

>>6779886
do you need it to get through your day without a hitch?
that's the actual question you have to answer.

>>6778413
I was a drunk for about a year. You get used to the hangovers.
There's also something magical about being drunk at 10am. Not hammered but very well buzzed. Walking around walmart or the food store, you See everyone rushing around being beaten down by life. Stressed & exhausted & obedient to their tasks. Meanwhile you've got a healthy buzz on, a grace in your walk & absolutely no fucks to give. As if you can walk through walls.

>>6779897
>You get used to the hangovers
I used to be fine with hangovers when I was younger. I drank tons of water and they were never really horrible.

Around the time I turned 30 a bender could make me sick for a week. I can't eat or sleep and it's hard to keep down water. I just lay in bed wishing I was dead. I don't know if my organs are giving up or what. I keep puking up stomach acid and hallucinate.

>>6779905
the amount you consume has increased drastically

>>6779905
That's weird. When I was younger I would need a whole day to recover.
Now that I'm older I can drink anything, mix beer, wine, hard liquor, and wake up in pretty good shape still

op, get out while you can.

i'm 26 and was more or less an alcoholic for two years. Quite the drinker before then as well. Drinking in the morning was my favourite.. would pound back vodka/rum at 5/6 in the morning assuming I wasn't working, pass out, wake up.. do it again

the anxiety started to get really bad. started drinking a half a fifth a night of vodka (like rum more but heard vodka makes you smell less)

one long weekend I drank 3 fifths of vodka+another half. thought my heart was gonna stop one night. Didn't sleep for three days

Another night I had half a fifth and a lot of beer. Was too drunk to stand up to piss, sat down.. stood up. It looked like I was on my period (im a dude) from all the blood in my piss.

I've been sober 22 days. The longest I've ever been sober

>>6779910
>It looked like I was on my period (im a dude) from all the blood in my piss.
Are your kidneys ok? I've never pissed blood. But I've puked blood a couple times. I don't know what that means. I just assumed I would die every time because paranoia.

>24 years old
>been drinking heavily since age 17
>high tolerance
>consistently getting black out drunk, never remember the day before
>never experienced a hangover
>only vomited from alcohol once, after drinking half a bottle of aristocrat vodka and sugary as fuck margarita mix and sticking my hand down my throat because it was killing my stomach
Am I just lucky? The worst I've ever experienced is waking up with groggy eyes and needing a glass of water, being fine afterwards. I come from a long line of alcoholics, my heritage being impoverished Germans and Irishman. Is it inherited? I'm also not fat, I've been underweight most of my life until I started lifting a few years ago

>>6779936
I was exactly like that. I never knew a hangover until I got older. I'm from a long line of drunks too. I didn't start getting sick until I lost my job and started drinking all day long. I still don't get the headache thing most people complain about, I just feel poisoned and like I'm going to die at any second.

I'm addicted to stickies haha.

>>6779936
I'm in nearly the same situation. I'm 23, been a binge drinker since highschool, now formally an alcoholic, and I just don't get hangovers. I wake up thirsty and tired but it fades within an hour at most.

This could be because, like you, my ancestors were champion alkies. Irish potatofarmers and Russian peasants. Everyone in my family is a practicing or recovering alcoholic. Another possibility is that, because we drink so much, we perpetually feel like shit and don't notice the hangover. The hangover is our baseline.

>>6779910
>I've been sober 22 days. The longest I've ever been sober

That's a fucking rough childhood.

>>6779922
I ejaculated blood for a month, but that was when I quit drinking.

>tfw Lisicki is 2cm taller than me

Feels terrible.

>>6779978
>I ejaculated blood for a month, but that was when I quit drinking.
I ejaculate orange chunks sometimes if I let myself get dehydrated. My prostate gets infected. Hurts like crazy. I would see a doctor, but I'm American.

>>6779978
>>6780003
What the fuck were you guys doing to yourselves? If I ever pissed blood or chunks of Tang I'd call a fucking ambulance

>>6780020
And admit to another person that I ejaculate? Would rather just die.

>>6780020
Eh, it shocks you for a bit, but you acclimate.

>>6779886
Yes
Been there, done that. On the positive end of that now. I only drink a whole bottle on Friday and Saturday nights.

Stop before its too late if you can
It's amazing how good it feels to wake up 5 days a week without a hangover but still to drown your soul on the weekends

>>6778413
lol

>>6778413
>>6778425
>>6778758
>>6778703
>>6778687
Degenerates.

>>6778490

You should do a butt chug. It gets you lit

>>6778413
I'm a borderline alcoholic, i don't think it's a problem yet but it's pretty damn close to becoming one. The thing is that even if i could stop, i don't want to because the confidence booze gives me. Also, why is there so many alcoholics on /ck/ ?

>>6780646
spend all your money on booze, look at pictures of food ...

>>6780646
This is the only place on 4chan we can blogpost about our shitty alcoholic lives

Except for /b/, but fuck that

>>6780646
>The thing is that even if i could stop, i don't want to because the confidence booze gives me.

This, fucking this.

>be drunk
>be confident
>be open
>can allow myself to feel things
>can easily talk to people
>can look people in the eye
>am a cheeky bastard which girls love

It's like I'm a better person when I'm drunk.

>>6780020
I'd probably pass out if I pissed anything other than water or piss

>>6780707
video tape yourself and try to imitate it. take acting lessons

Being a soner is cheaper. That's the only reason I'm not an alcohol

>>6778421
I know this feel. I'm desperately trying to quit, but recent events and Summer SAD are kicking my ass.

I'm going to die.

>>6778479
I can't even drink coffee anymore. My nervous system is so fucked up from drinking for so long, drinking any coffee gives me major jitters. It fucking sucks.

These threads always make me smile.

>>6780808
Misery loves company. I'm trying real hard to dry out a bit and I'm making some progress.

>>6780808
These threads may be depressing but they give me a sense of understanding. It's nice having people, even anonymous, that you can relate to.

>>6780736
I can't operate a camera drunk.

>>6778413
>tfw not enough courage to kill yourself
>tfw cant cry anymore no matter how hard I try to force it out
>tfw just spend all my money buying alcohol so I can stop these feels

Why bros.

>>6778648
Tonic water is different from soda water.

Last night of drinking for me tonight, I'ma try quit tomorrow. Wish me luck.

>>6780739
Its cheaper but weed doesnt pack the same punch. I switch between booze and weed usually, few days on one, few days on the other.

>>6781151

good luck faggot, you'll do it ezpz

>>6781151
Never think you can do the two beer shuffle after you quit

>>6781225
What does that mean?

>>6781151
Scouse benders out.

>>6781258
>>6781200
I'm a newfag to alcoholism, after a night of drinking I feel like I've lost touch with reality. Everything feels far away and like a dream, sometimes I stop being able to understand written language and I'm close to having panic attacks because of the confusion resulting from it. What the hell is that?

>>6781248
Thinking you can have two beers with meal or something and that's all you're going to drink. It's always another two after that, then another two..

>>6781273
Ah right, yeah no I realize that. Once I start I can't stop, it's always been like that. I'm 20 now, started drinking at 14. I suppose the addiction developed when I began drinking more heavily/ often, around the age of 16. I now start to feel first negative side effects and they scare the hell outa me.

>>6778413
>haha

For some reason this made me kek

>>6781265
Are you drinking absinthe?

>>6779952
>because we drink so much, we perpetually feel like shit and don't notice the hangover

I think this is part of it, but your body also adapts somewhat, so a mild hangover becomes the norm.

>>6780026
You're not a very smart person, are you?

>>6781359
Nah man, just beer and wine actually.
2 bottles of wine and some shots is what I get done in a night.

I've said it before, but I discovered adding 4 oz of lemon, lime or grapefruit juice makes a handle of shit tier vodka absolutely acceptable to drink neat. cut my liquor bill in half over the last month

>>6781379
Word. Shit tier vodka isn't nearly as bad as the other shit tier alcoholic beverages and its almost always cheaper. Sure good vodka is better but let's be real, nobody is drinking vodka for the taste. If I want to spend money on something good it isn't being spent on better vodka, the differences between tiers are negligible.

Right now I'm drinking Evan Williams green label. Nasty stuff.

>>6779936
>>6781366
>>6779945
>>6779952
The main toxic by product of metabolizing alcohol is acetaldehyde (and also acetone). These are both poisonous and acetaldehyde is a carcinogen.

Real alcoholics do sufficient damage early on that they become partially dependent upon the toxicity effects. So their hangovers become more and more mild until they stop having them.

That's how you can tell these anons are the real deal. They are basically aldehyde-proof.

What are you drinking tonight?
I'm on cheap Rosé, three litre bottles and some ouzo shots.

>>6781564
Same as every night I'm sucking on one of these. Went with cherry today.

Yeah I know I'm a bitch drinker, fuck you.

>>6781564
Nothing, I'm trying desperately to quit. This shit has been going on long enough.

>>6781709
Good. Keep going.

>>6778426
xaxa

>drinking vodka

>>6781709
i can offer you some advice from someone just as sloppy and careless a drinker as you

try to find some weed. if you can use weed to stay a day or two away from being drunk, it will add 20 years to your life.

>>6781757
Weed gives me panic attacks. I would like to live entirely drug.free. tbh

Im only 35 but have had all the various symptoms shared here at different points in my life. Been a lush since 15. These days i give my self a pat on the back and a drink if i can go 2 days without.

>HE WAS
>A CONSUL
>OF ROME

I work for a company that makes and checks wings for airplanes. That helps me to avoid drinking during my working days. But when the weekend kicks in Friday and Saturday am drinking non-stop.

I was raging for years, 2'6's every Friday and Saturday, sometimes Sunday.

I toned it down by switching to drinking Cider exclusively. The taste is much better so I'm not always slamming it and I can still get rightly fucked when I need to.

>>6781759
just keep toking

weed induces and anxiety in new smokers and can be much more overwhelming for some than others.

Rum and coke.

Rum and diet Dr. Pepper actually to save calories.

I drink two or three of them every fucking day after work. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Work in a call center doing customer support for a high-end appliance company so all I do day in and day out is talk to assholes who think it's the end of the world that their dishwasher isn't getting hot enough, etc. You too would need a drink after this shit.

IDK what to substitute the drinking for though? Exercise? I'm not fat though.

>>6781897
I feel you fam. I had a customer service job for a health insurance company and it was death. The hours, the monitoring, the having to tell people that their shit wasn't gonna be paid, it was horrible. Try to parlay that shit into a regular office job, it will do wonders for your soul

>>6781872
Ha, I was offered a job in that kind of field a long time ago, but I realized that I would probably have a bad day at work inevitably and then six years later, hundreds would die.

I'd rather not have that on my conscience, so I went into a field where it takes 10 minutes to explain what I do for a living so I usually just discourage the person from asking.

Enjoy being the eventual cause of my death, anon. Better me than you.

>>6781757
>tfw I'm a failure and went up to the store right after work and bought some
On a quick road to death.

>>6781897
Yoga

Any exercise just keep in shape

>>6781883
Different anon here, but weed gives me really bad physical symptoms. My heart goes crazy and I usually throw up. I was a stoner for like 2 years and then it just started sucking.

I'm going to rehab soon, fellow al/ck/ies.

Any of you have experience with that shit?

>>6782106

always tell them you're in pain when they ask. refuse no drug . complain about anxiety. allow yourself to be a complete and utter pussy and weak asshole
>so they give you more drugs

evaluate how you feel about the therapy. give it a good honest whirl

identify the toxic assholes ASAP and stay the fuck away from them. treat the admins and therapists like you are Reek and they are Ramsay Snow

gtfo as soon as you are stable and do not go back to your regular life.

>>6782114
I don't want drugs. I just wanna stop drinking.

>>6782120

take the fucking xanax and vicodin while you're in. you won't get addicted while you're in recovery.

stop being a martyr and looking for suffering, detoxing is a hellscape that you are stupid to not mitigate

>this is one reason you're a drunk FYI

deal with your problems one by one by one, with all the help you can get. Don't be a blockhead.

I can't say I'm addicted. I've only even been drinking for a year and a half really.
But when I get home from work every day the first thing I do is make myself a drink. And on weekends or days off I just drink all day.

It's not dependency, it's boredom. Yes, I have really bad clinical depression that I've been diagnosed with, and I have social anxiety, but that's not why I drink. It's just boredom. There is literally nothing else to do, so I drink until I sleep while watching movies or playing guitar or something.
I'm just afraid eventually it will go on and after this routine for longer it will become serious.

I want to kill myself. I don't want to if I don't drink. But I'm drawn to drink every weekend(which I suppose is less than drinking everyday like I used to for a few years). I don't even know why I'm alive anymore.

>>6782198
Same. I guess I've got some vague dream of becoming a writer (I know) which keeps me alive . Plus, I don't wanna hurt my family.

>>6782157
Well I know I'm gonna have to take something to detox. I don't want DT's. But I'm not gonna exaggerate my pain just to get more.

>>6778413
me 2 op me 2 TT, 2 bottles of apothica wine tonight and 4 mini bottles of merlot. I am fugged.

>>6782625
worst thing about me is I have no withdrawal at all,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 days nothing etc; next day I am fine; them i'm like leme fuckin drink some more lads; well that mentality gave me bowl cancer and pancreatic cancer @ the same time, age 29; so gl boys. I'm checking out soon. fug. stop while you can.

>>6779922
>But I've puked blood a couple times. I don't know what that means. I just assumed I would die every time because paranoia
Don't get me wrong, puking blood is very bad and you need to get help.

But usually it's not a sign of organ failure, just a severly fucked up esophagus that's, well, bleeding. If that's the case, the blood should be bright red. A darker colour means a deeper problem and doctor asap.

Same goes for blood in your stool btw, a light red is usually just hemorrhoids or buttstuff gone wrong. Dark, tar-like bloody shit on the other hand is a very bad sign and also means doctor asap.

(Any type of blood coming out of places it shouldn't come out of is a very good reason to see a doctor, btw)

(Also, don't take medical advice from the food&cooking board of 4chan)

>>6782704
I shit dark poop (not tar consistanancy) I don't think, not like I stick my hand in it to check, after a night of drinking red wine. there is fresh blood on my TP in the final wipes when my ass hole feels raw after that. When I don't drink wine my shit ranges from normal to the color of chic peas, and sometimes it's green. Am I fucked?

>>6782733
It's only dark blood you should be worried about. You sound like you have hemorrhoids. I have recurring hemorrhoids, so I can tell you right now you pretty much have symptoms of them. Bright red blood = hemorrhoids or fissures which are not fatal. Dark blood (coffee ground looking blood) = internal bleeding, which is fatal. If it's just your asshole feeling raw and leeking bright red blood, it's likely the former and you're fine.

Hemorrhoids are actually pretty common in alcoholics because of how dehydrated we can get. Just go do some research on them.

I have an upside to being an alcoholic and I totally forgot what it was walking from the kitchen to my computer. the fuck. something about food; I don't know, whatever. fug off.

>>6781151
Alright, it's tomorrow, I quit now.
I can manage to go 5 days without drinking, sunday to thursday, but on weekends and days off I just can't help it. I suppose boredom is a big issue. I've been on a 3 week long vacation and I realized I'm almost incapable of not drinking on a day off, I'm really drawn to it.

I think I could do it, stop drinking on my own, but my social life will completely fall apart. It's always been about going out for a drink, I don't have friends, just boozing companions. I don't even know what else to do outside, I live in a rural area and there's literally nothing to do.

My hopes are all on me going to uni in a few years, I suppose some good things can come from that.

>>6781265
>>6781338

Hey goys, it's my 21st.

>>6782733
It does sound like hemorrhoids, you need fibers and liquids

>>6778467
Mitchell and Webb are great. I like the pool hall announcer skits or whatever too

I just learned that I probably ate spoiled food at a buffet last night. A lot of guests got sick.

Good thing I got pretty drunk later on. Thank you based alcohol.

>>6783412
Same boat here, my health would be shit if I weren't an alkie.

Drying put after a 5 day bender. Wish me luck.

I was drinking 2 gallons of malt liquor daily for a little over a year before I had my first DUI and stopped for 3 months. Lost 40 pounds, got swole, felt great. Here I am drunk again at 2pm, getting fat as shit again, I'm probably gonna die soon. I think I'm just gonna be a pothead again.

>>6783682

>get a DUI a couple years ago
>stopped drinking almost all of last year because I live in a state that has legal weed
>started drinking and smoking earlier this year: started making me paranoid
>stopped smoking and started drinking regularly again

I want off this ride

>>6778490
How does he shit?

The act of drinking alcohol makes me happy. How fucking sad is that? Fortunately I have strong self-control.

>>6783682
you're way better off being a pothead than an alcoholic

>>6783735
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>6783735
No, fuck that. Drinking's got class, smoking weed is a meme.
If I can't drink, I don't do nothing.

>>6783521
I'm doing the same after a 6 day one. Shit's always rough. I'm trying to quit in general tho.

>>6783869
>Drinking's got class
There's nothing classy about chirrosis and kidney failure.

What are good foods/liquids for detoxing your liver when you're trying to quit? I'm so, so done with this shit.

>>6783956
blunts

>>6783956
I think pineapple.

>>6783956
http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/liver-cleanse-foods/

>>6782106
I went to detox for four days, declined inpatient rehab after and just went home. It wasn't awful, the food was good and plentiful. I don't know what drugs they had me on but I was taking a handful of pills several times a day. The worst part was the sheer boredom. There was a commons area I shared with about four other people, there was a TV, a few jigsaw puzzles, a stack of Jesus books to read, and a few board games that were donated. We never knew what time it was, if we wanted cards we had to get them from the desk, and at night they randomly woke us up to draw blood, take vitals, etc so I never really slept. I didn't fight with the others but I didn't like them. Toward the end a girl coming off heroin checked in and we got along really well. Similar interests and she'd rather talk about music and play chess instead of silently staring into a wall.

All in all its worth it, just be ready to give up basic freedoms you take for granted, ie access to a clock, windows, cigarettes, etc. It's boring, try to make a friend.

>>6784023
Why the short stay? You still drinking?

>>6783956
Coffee to prevent liver damage.

>>6784395
How? Does the caffaine do that?

>>6778914
>Also, don't ever do *shaking head* on 4chan again.
>he doesn't know that *actions* were actually very common on 4chan in the early days
>everyone now hates them because other people use them too

>>6784530
>>6778914

>>6781009
lol, good one

btw why does killing oneself require "courage"

its as easy as buying a gun, loading it, firing into head, game over. just like that.

>>6784530
no

>>6783682
>2 gallons

>>6783956
TUDCA

Scientifically proven to be the most effective, bodybuilders use it to prevent damage from steroids, everything else is a meme

>>6784536
>its as easy as buying a gun, loading it, firing into head, game over. just like that.
come on now, you're not really this naive

>>6784023
You went to a shitty place. I went to 3,all have a smoking place outside (it's still a pain in winter, and it's closed at night, but you don't suffer to stop two addictions), and of course you have a fucking clock.
As much as possible, they let you sleep at night, and give you sleeping pills (and a nicotine patch)
They gave you benzodiazepines (valium for example) for the DT, and probably B1 B12 vitamins.

Doctors *can* prescribe benzos for home rehab, but it's a very addictive drug(as much as alcohol, and it's an easy trap of rehab is to switch to a new product to be hooked on), and mixing it with alcohol can easily be fatal (killed Jimi Hendrix).
I prefer that to tempering, as I don't have the guts , but it may be harder to get a prescription in some countries.

>>6784548
excuse me? naive? im fully prepared to cap myself in the head the very instant i decide im done playing this game. its not hard, it's not challenging, nor does it take bravery.

>>6784558
>its not hard, it's not challenging
you've clearly never tried
and don't fool yourself into thinking that you're special, because it's not a matter of being a pussy, it's a matter of survival instinct, a force that is very strong and can overpower you even if you want to die with every fiber of your being.

>>6784558
>>6784536

>>6784558
*tips fedora*

>>6784560
people still use "edgy" as a comeback or rebuttal?

in 2015? wahhhhhhttt ?

>>6784559
I haven't tried. Odds are if I had tried, you wouldn't be talking to me right now ;) Fuck a survival instinct, I'm beyond that newbie shit. Could easily pull the trigger.

>>6784536
Shooting a hand gun, barrel in mouth. Only 80% success suicide method, a huge mess for loved ones, and I prefer not to imagine what the 20% who survive look like and have to go through... (But I lol when I heard it implies justice shenanigans in states where suicide is illegal.)
Barrel on temple is almost guaranteed failure.

>>6784563
>Fuck a survival instinct, I'm beyond that newbie shit. Could easily pull the trigger.
what exactly makes you think that? just because you're hardcore and epic? have you had any experiences that support your belief that you're "beyond survival instinct"?

>>6784498
Not just caffeine but coffee.

"Numerous scientific studies support the many benefits of coffee consumption in moderation, including for liver health, and the list is growing. In fact, research shows that consuming up to 3 cups a day can reduce your risk of liver disease in many ways by:

Improving abnormal liver blood tests including ALT, AST and GGT; (i)
Preventing fatty liver disease by reducing insulin resistance; (ii)
Enhancing response to treatment for chronic hepatitis C (iii)
Reducing the risk of cirrhosis due to alcohol or viral hepatitis (iv)
Reducing the risk of hepatocellular carcinoma (liver cancer) (v)
"

http://www.liver.ca/newsroom/liver-in-the-news/Liver_in_the_News_coffee.aspx

>>6784567
no, but ive watched a LOT of people get shot in the head or decapitated, online

seems so instant, so easy.

>>6784572
So I don't have to quit drinking after all.

>>6784574
>seems so instant, so easy.
it's not

Those of you trying to quit:
The biggest problem for me when I try to come off the bottle is the fact that I can't sleep. Sometimes for days. I've tried Benadryl and chamomile tea, but neither seems to work. Advice?

>>6784582
tried working out?

>>6784582
yeah, get a few 12 oz coors light

have 2-3 before bed.

>>6784582
The Lost Weekend was great. You should check out Petla and Le Feu Follet. Two more excellent films on alcohol addiction and depression.

Have any of you guys ever done LSD?

Hallucinogenic drugs have been shown to help people beat their addictions

>>6784592
Yes, but back before the YEAR 2000

Wish that shit was easy to get. It's ironic, or maybe just depressing, that malt liquor is available on every corner but LSD gets people decades in prison.

>>6778525
I have the exact same thing man, don't know why

>>6784586
I usually go to the gym after work, but that's at like 4pm. Should I go later in the evening?

>>6784595
True the only real way to find it now besides the internet is hang around college campuses then buy fucktons of it when its available

I am uncertain if shrooms have the same effects cause they are easier to find or you could atleast grow them in your house since all the things you would need are legal

>>6784592
psychedelics doesn't help you stop, they show you why you want to stop and relive your depression for a while like dissociatives do, but you still have to power trough the withdrawals and face the source of your anxiety.

life will never be as careless than if you where an anxiety free dude but atleast you will know what to think and how to deal with it without resorting to ethanol or anxiolitics in general.

>>6784609
ibogaine my friend, ibogaine.
usually it's for opiate addiction but it work fine for gaba addiction too.

>>6784613
isn't ibogaine like equally has difficult to find?

I've also heard that it is literally the worst experience of your life.

>>6784604
Nah, they say you shouldn't work out right before sleeping because then your body is in alert mode. But if you start working out really hardcore then you'll probably be pretty beat by night.
I assume lack of sleep is a pretty common problem for people qutting any kind of depressant though, so you could probably talk to your doctor about it.

>>6779897
I drink a lot and have been drunk at 10 am before. That 'grace' in your walk is actually pretty obvious to sober people around you since it's more like a shuffling stagger.

>>6784619
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but he was talking about a strong buzz and not being wasted. If you're staggering then you're drunker than buzzed.

>>6782733
Black, sticky, tarry stools are the ones you need to be worried a bout. Bright red blood means the bleed is at or at least close by your anoos.

>>6784078
I don't know why the stay was short. I checked myself in voluntarily but did NOT want to be there. Looking back it really wasn't that bad, but it seemed like it. Coming off a heavy alcohol/drug addiction is bad enough as is. Now couple that with nothing to do but lay in bed, get yelled at if you change the volume or channel on TV, never go outside, your company is some half deranged old guy who only talks about dredging ship channels and robbing truck stops, and I don't ever know what time it is, all I know is that somebody will undoubtedly wake me up to take tests the second I get to sleep. One night they decided to draw blood in the middle of the night and this new nurse couldn't find a vein in my arm so they tried to draw blood from my foot. 20 times. It fucking hurt and I tried to fight her, the day before they took blood just fine from my arm. I told her if she laid another finger on me I'd snap her neck lol. Anyway they heavily medicated me and called in an experienced nurse to draw blood.

who here 3 40ozs of steel reserve a night?

>>6782439
Al?

>>6784566
I don't know where you're getting that 80% number from.

1
Shotgun to head
99.0%
1.7
5.5

2
Cyanide
97.0%
1.8
51.5

3
Gunshot of head
97.0%
2.5
13

4
Shotgun to chest
96.4%
1.4
16

5
Explosives
96.4%
1.6
3.75

Fuck I'm addicted to pills and alcohol. I'm getting thinner and thinner, because nausea and not hungry anymore. I'm literally down to 50kg for 170cm at the moment. Well I think I will literally die some day. A few years ago, food was my biggest hobby and I had some "MUH CURVES" on me. Now its all gone and I wish I could taste and eat some delicious food anymore. But I just can't.

I once took a shotgun instead of going to work and insetad meant to go off intoa remote place and kill myself but I didn't have the courage to do so and if there's one thing I recommend it's taht you do so because being alive in this world is fucking terrible.

>>6778687
How does it feel to be so pathetic?

Do you ever think about the millions of people in the world who actually have their shit together, have hot girlfriends/wives, good relationships with the people at their jobs, etc.?

>>6784566
>or 170cm at the moment. Well I think I will literally die some day. A few years ago, food was my biggest hobby and I had some "MUH CURVES" on me. Now its all gone and I wish I could taste and eat some delicious food anymore. But I just can't.
where the fuck did you get these statistics from faggot town?

>>6781628
Fuck man, one night in college my friend and I drank a whole liter of Limon in a three hour sitting. Fun times.

>>6785228
get help anon, my dad went down that road, he died when I was seven

What is 'addicted' anyway?

>>6783961
What exactly does pineapple do?

>>6784395
>>6784572
Man, I can't drink that shit anymore. Any amount of caffeine gives me jitters and really bad anxiety, and it doesn't help that alcohol has really fucked with my nervous system over the years. Shit sucks.

I'm taking a personal day tomorrow. I'm still drunk and I'm waiting for trader joes to open on 7 hours then I might buy a steak. Man I'm hungry

>>6780707
I fucking doubt it. If you ever sober up you'll realize you were actually an idiot manchild who behaved like a jackass and that all your friends either sort of hated you or were also idiots.

I'm speaking from experience. Take a small dose of acid with someone you genuinely love, it'll make you a better person.

Any pukers here? I went two months without a drink, I used to love drinking. I bought whiskey this weekend and did NOT have a good time. Maybe it's because I used to drink everyday and was used to it, but I spent most of the weekend vomiting, headacheing, laying on the couch watching cartoons and telling my worried looking cat that I prob wouldn't die. Its been awful, prob for the best. I don't plan on drinking again anytime soon.

>>6786015
your alcohol tolerance probably went completely away in those two months

>there are people in this topic that actually believe alcohol tastes good.

Kek, my favorite drinks are rum and any soda, Blue Moon (shock top is shit), and any cider.

I think Whiskey, Wine, and dark european beers are shit.

>>6786052
that's so interesting

>>6786052
That's really cool bro

>>6780707
>>It's like I'm a better person when I'm drunk.
Did you ever seen someone drunk when you're sober? They're never charismatic. Just drunk and funny for a while before they get annoying.

You know what, if you can be all of those things with alcohol, there's no fucking magic here : you have all those things in you.

>>6786069
It really depends. Not all alcoholics get wasted all the time. A lot of people just drink to the point where they feel adequately buzzed and stay at that point. You wouldn't be able to tell that somebody like that is drunk unless you know them really really well.

Rate my hard liquor

>>6786135
I dunno son, I usually just buy a handle of Wiser's because that's the cheapest shit I can find here in T-dot.

>>6786135
And my beer

>visit new friend
>he offers me some whiskey
>I accept
>I tell him that I love whiskey but I don't buy it much because it's too expensive
>he says "well a bottle will last you a long time so it's worth it"
well fuck me a bottle of whiskey lasts me a couple of weeks at the most, and that's only because I drink beer instead to make it last

>>6786148
A bottle of anything usually lasts me a night or two if I'm lucky.

>>6786159
I've been close to that, a bottle of whiskey used to last me two days, maybe with a little bit of leftovers for day three, but not enough so that I didn't have to go get some more alcohol. I've managed to drastically cut down though and now I get by on a couple of pints or three when I really need to drink, and sometimes I don't drink for days.

>>6786162
Believe me I hate it. I'm trying to quit completely for the sake of my health though.

>>6786169
Well I'd love to give you advice but it's so different from person to person. I've never had the problem that I physically can't stop drinking, even when I was drinking half a bottle of whiskey a day I was able to go without it if I was put in a situation where I had to, but for a lot of people that's near impossible. That's probably why people have such different experiences with addiction treatment, because it's so different from person to person.

>>6786135
garbo, decent but you can do better for the same price, garbo, extra garbo

>>6786139
great but not beer
not beer
... not beer.

>>6786190
>wheat beer
>not beer

>>6786184
>>6786169
>>6786162
>>6786159
>>6786148
Even as an alcoholic, good whiskey should still last quite a while. Drink shit and cocktails with mediocre liquor to get drunk.

>>6786198
you're right, that was a dick move, hoegaarden is beer.

Do any of yall niggers drink Absinthe? Both times I've had it (once doing shots of it and the other in a mixed drink at a nice bar) I've gotten sick. I've gotten sick from booze maybe 4 times ever and only puked 2 times, one of which was the result of monopoly where you did a shot of absinthe every time you passed go.

Point I am trying to make is it tastes like fucking mouthwash but gets you fucked up so easily

>>6779978
I have a weird congenial cyst thing in my scrotum that makes my balls hurt if I don't wear tight underwear.

>>6786213
>Point I am trying to make is it tastes like fucking mouthwash but gets you fucked up so easily
then you might as well save your money and drink moonshine

>>6781388
Why not just get a bottle of Sailor Jerry's and any kind of soda?

>>6786213

Disgusting

Buy some bourbon and a hit of acid instead.

>>6786238
Absinthe doesn't cause hallucinations. It is just shit tier booze that is high alcohol per volume and is (or at least at one point was) very cheap per the actual alcohol amount you were consuming.

>>6786199
If I have alcohol in my house it's not going to last. I can't have it here or it will be drank. I have little self control when it comes to booze, doesn't matter what it is.

>>6780646
bcuz drunken cooking is the best

>>6780646
I came for the cooking, stayed for the alcohol threads

>>6786238
Booze and acid sounds like an awful time

>>6786370
maybe if you're getting drunk, but if you're into whiskey it's probably great to have a good one from a proper glass while tripping
same with beer

27 and making progress. This time a year ago my friend and I would easily kill a liter bottle of rum/tequila in 3 Days. We'd tap into his mom's stash if we ran out and would replace it when she was gone. Just gross behavior. Depression and Boredom. Week-long behaviour. Now I only drink beer, maybe have the equivalent of 6 glasses on a heavy/party night. Other than that, maybe a can while Im cooking once or twice a week but I make one run on Friday and that's it. Same friend and I went out this past weekend with friends and we stayed tipsy/lightly drunk but sobered up to make sure people got home safe.

Feels good to have control again. Feels good to not see my puke bucket every other day.
Feels good to be better to my friends around me when I do drink.

For those of you trying to let up on it, keep trying. It takes practice to undo a shitty habit.

>>6786414
different anon here but I think it's important to stress that not everybody is going to be able to go from heavy alcohol abuse and back to casual drinking, I was able to do it like this guy but for a lot of people it's just not possible, unfortunately

I drink about 50 beers every weekend. I've been doing this for roughly 2 years.

I won't ever touch alcohol during the week and I never drink if I know I can't get hammered (work the next day for instance).

So for me, I'm an all or nothing drinker.

>>6786431
I'm really glad I'm not like this, because I would hate not being able to grab a beer with friends or have a glass of wine at family dinners. However if I'm drinking at home I have a really hard time stopping before I feel drunk enough.

>>6786437

I drink until I cannot stomach any more alcohol. This means I'm usually stumbling everywhere and breaking things.

I don't get any enjoyment out of a beer or two. I might have a glass of wine if it's with dinner but I don't really treat that as consumption of alcohol. It's more the pairing with food aspect than the alcohol content.

Still, I'd much prefer to drink water if I can't get rat-arsed. No soft drink or anything, I'm a water or beer guy (and very rarely a glass of wine with dinner).

>>6786437
>before I feel drunk enough
Is there anyone else here who blacks out every time they drink? It's pretty awful but I can't control it. It only happens when I'm at home though, with no people over because I really dislike not having my wits about me with people around (which is rare). I drink nearly every night and this happens. I'm going to die.

>>6786445
This. If I can't get absolutely wasted I would just rather not drink at all. A few drinks or shots just makes me feel really tired and groggy.

Car's busted, only have some Kahlua and half a bottle of sangria to get through the next couple of days. Can't ask my mom, sisters or friends to go to the package store because they all know I'm an alky and don't want to support it.

This is going to be a fucking boring week.

>>6786458
Can't you walk? Do you live way out in the sticks?

>>6786458

> walk
> cab
> bus
> train
> cycle

If you're desperate you'll find a way.

I'm so tired...I just want to sleep without resorting to booze. Without having really fucked up nightmares that feel incredibly real, or without waking up in a puddle of cold sweat. I wish I could take back the day this alcoholism started.

>>6784595
Just buy it from the internet

>>6786557
I know that feel bro.

Been drinking nearly 3 bottles of red wine per day for the last 4 days, have to stop today because I have an appointment on Wednesday morning and will never make it if I'm still drinking.

I just took a 10 day vacation and spent the whole time completely wasted. And now I have to go back to work with the mother of all hangovers. Fuck my life.

>>6787099

I don't think I've had a shower in 2 weeks either.

My apartment is covered in red stains where I've thrown up too.

>>6787104
The bottle says you don't have to go back, you should listen to him, he's your friend.

>>6787104
go chug like 2 gatorades and eat some fucking potassium

easiest way to get ovr a hangover is get electrolytes

>>6786449

I drink until I pass out or vomit.

How does one maintain being drunk all the time without the liquid shit? Asking for a friend.

>>6787196

Diet? I never have diarrhoea and I drink every day.

>>6787215
It will eventually fuck up your intestines and/or bowels. I've been drinking heavily since I was 20-21 and I'm almost 27 now with awful intestines and ibs. You're not immune to long term effects.

>>6787224

Yeah I think I have IBS sometimes it really hurts to shit and feels like I am giving birth then there is some blood on the paper.

>>6787224
I'm in the same boat as you at 28. Haven't been to the doc in years but I can tell something's wonky with my intestines.

>>6787231
My shit doesn't have blood in it but my asshole bleeds sometimes and it stings. Wiping feels awful and the best thing to do is to take a warm bath.

It's not alcohol related, it's just bad genetics

>>6787231
Fiber supplements help a LOT

>>6787224
Eat a lot of foods that are good for your digestive tract, like yogurt. Also keep a steady supply of Immodium. I know regulating diet is a bitch when you're drunk all the time so at the very least, stock up on Immodium. It'll save your life when your ass is leaking.

>>6787231
>>6787243
Like mentioned earlier in this thread, hemorrhoids are very common in alcoholics because we get dehydrated easily.

>>6787285
It happens when I'm not drinking though. And I stay hydrated. And I'm not that much of an alcoholic I think. Although I am drunk right now only a bit.

>>6787286
Yeah, but once you get them, it's possible for them to be recurring. You literally have the exact symptoms I do of hemorrhoids to the tee. They're pretty unpleasant. They can be external and internal, I've had both.

>>6787287
Oh, thanks for clarifying because I was just about to ask don't hemeroids hang out or some shit.
My mom had colitis so I think ass problems are something that I'm bound to have. When I have extra cash I buy the huggies wet wipes, that stuff is great.

>>6787287
I can confirm, I get bloody ass quite a bit. Thought I might have been a woman, but the frequency was too short.

>>6787294
>tfw you're such a drunk moron you bleed out of your ass and think you're a chick

>>6787355

>>6787355
Kek, you got me.

>>6778467

Fucking kek

Anyone ever mix drinking and Tramadol? good idea or bad?

>>6787638
Probably not smart

>>6778467
kekekekekekek

>>6787638
>Anyone ever mix drinking and [x]

It's a terrible idea, don't do it

>>6786247
That's not why it got popular. It got popular because it was a flashy drink when prepared properly.
It was entertainment more than just a drink.

>>6786557
>I'm so tired...I just want to sleep without resorting to booze.
Ok listen to me. I was a fucking addict, whole whisky bottles in 2 days everyday...
And I know you don't believe it when people say it because you're in that place...
But change your habits : your body and mind are what you give them.
Careful of what you eat, drink lots of water, exercise regularly...this won't happen in 1 day and it WILL be hard, but I swear, I fucking swear you'll be proud of yourself. It's hard but it's worth it.

>>6778525
>>6784602
I think it's because by default you scroll through posts without paying much attention. I know I do anyway.
And then that makes you read it again, and you notice how funny it is.

>>6787747
Liquor and dope go together like pb&j
I'm drunk and high right now. And I could go for a pb&j

>>6787107
Fuck

>>6787099

It's the evening now and I'm back on the sauce, I have absolutely no control when there is alcohol in my home, I'll never have a whiskey collection because I'd just drink it all within a week.

>>6787827
Actually it's quite the opposite stoner faggot. You get the spins when you smoke and drink.

I don't really know what my alcoholism status is tbh

I never drink during the week, whether I'm working or not. I have never felt the compulsion to. plus I like to eat healthy and exercise during the week

I spend pretty much second of the weekend drowning myself in beer though. usually from around 1pm til I wake up on the couch the next morning. I don't intend to stop. ever

I think my love of binging is ironically the reason I'm not a full on 24/7 alco. my healthier weekday lifestyle sort of justifies my friday-sunday indulgences (in my head anyway), and these indulgences in turn enourage me to keep to exercising/eating better during the week so as to not go slip into alcoholism and fatassery

>>6787847
That only happens to me if I try to smoke when I'm piss drunk. Drinking after I smoke is kinda fun.

>>6787861
>I never drink during the week, whether I'm working or not. I have never felt the compulsion to.

Congrats you're not an alcoholic

>>6786215
I have that too. The doctors tell me it's fine but it's fucking annoying and it makes my jizz clumpy as heck.

I'm drinking a pbr and eating some watermelon. Man, I'm gonna miss summer.

Also I just made some gazpacho

>>6788174
This summer really flew by didn't it? I thought 2014 was a quick year...

Drinking some King Cobra 40's and listening to obnoxious death metal, might order some Dominos later as drunk-munchies.

>>6788187
Being a boozebag NEET it's like time doesn't pass quick enough. The summer should've been a year.

Drinking some bottom shelf vodka and half-watching some shitty Chinese cartoon anyway, just like yesterday and tomorrow.

>>6788187
Drinking a four loko now listening to impaled. Have a 40oz of steel reserve for tonight

>>6788202
How old are you? Im also an alki neet and im 28

>>6788174
Not gonna lie, I fucking loathe the summer. I get major depression during it for some reason and get somehow even worse with drinking than normal. I just can't stand this season one bit. I'm all about fall and winter.

>>6788257
Exact same thing here. I feel sad when the sun is shining. I can't stand the smell of summer, the noises. Winter is my friend.

>>6788268
>>6788257
Learn to adapt you retarded faggots.

>>6788274
No. Fuck summer and fuck you.

>>6788274
Keep going! I love your new memer! excellent interwebz skills! You should post it on reddit and 9gag!!11!!!1111FOR YOU111111

>>6788279
>>6788282

>>6784546
But how do I use it? it says take 1mg for liver repair, .5 for maintenance, but also not to take it before or while drinking. Can I take it in the morning, and then drink at 5:00 after work?

What's good to drink on upset stomach? The thought of drinking cheap liqour makes my stomach turn. I'm thinking about getting a six pack of cheap beer and drinking ice cold.

Also what eat? I feel like puking but my stomach is growling bad, haven't eaten all day and can tellbim really hungry

>>6788579
Not alcohol.

>>6788579
Puke first then eat. Don't all the you buy in case you puke up the first batch.

And quit drinking so much.

I once spent a solid weekend blackout drunk. Probably not as much as some on here i suppose though. Woke up Monday morning with no idea what the fuck had happened.

>Piss in empty wine bottles
>Room filled with junk food rubbish wrappers
>No used clothes on the floor or in washing basket
>What the fuck did I do all weekend?
>Flatmates hadn't seen me leave my room since Friday night except once to poop
>Check my phone for messages
>Mangarock still loaded up
>Up to chapter 297 of Naruto
>I don't even read manga or watch anime


And that's the story of how i spent my entire weekend blackout drunk naked in bed reading Naruto on my phone.

Bretty gud I guess.

>that next day beer ass
>everyone can smell your yeast ass in thew heat

This one's at bump limit on page 10. People are using this one now it looks like

>>6785208
>>6785208