/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6776372
That's because their tomato sauce is too sweet. That's why it's pizza dessert there.

Why does america have horrible pizza? It is like a frozen microwave pizza there.

>>6776375
They need to skimp on sugar and try to cook fresh good pizza

Why does the Earth have horrible pizza? It is like a edible item there.

>>6776377
hmmm?

OP, you don't know what you're talking about, I live in New York and the pizza from Texas is just as delicious

>>6776372
Good pizza exists in the south you just have to find it.

>>6776391
>you just have to find it.

That is the problem

That's a dumb question, and doesn't deserve a response, but gets to the point of the. "flyover" issue.

>>6776372
Because we don't obsese over sauce and cheese bread, there are better things to eat. Inb4 hurrrr rednecks and the bible and freebird too.

>>6776372
>Midwest
>Horrible pizza

You've obviously not been to Jeff's Pizza Shop

Lol that looks like a typical NY pizza
Is that the joke you are trying to make?

>>6776372
>Why does the South and Midwest have horrible pizza?
Their first pizza experiences were at a Pizza Hut, so they just assume pizza is supposed to be bready, greasy, loaded with low quality meat toppings and shit quality cheese. Except in Chicago, where they just turned pizza into a hot dish.

>>6776372
Because we don't have dessert pizza.

>>6776372
Pizza is subjective, almost like someone saying a sandwich is authentic at a certain place. Just enjoy what ever it is you like and quit the fucking bitching.

Because pizza is peasant bullshit and pretending it's gourmet reveals how much of a raging faggot you are.

>>6776685

>>6776688
Why is that gentlesir wearing a pizza on his face?

Chicago has tons of great pizza, deep dish and otherwise. inb4 >hur dur deep dish isnt pizza nobody cares you blubbering cunt.

>>6776372

Fuck you. I grew up in the Quad-Cities (IA/IL border) and I like our pizza just fine. Whether it's the native strip-cut, toppings-under-cheese style, or a wider regional favorite like Happy Joe's, or even Casey's, we have some delicious pizza here and pizza elitism can go straight to hell.

Chicago thin > New York > Detroit > Chicago deep dish

>>6776372

>south

Dunno about that, have only had pizza there once and it was okay. Nothing spectacular.

>midwest

Nigger you must be joking. The Rust Belt has some of the best pizza in the country.

If you want a true pizza desert, check out California, the country's pizza shithole.

>>6776710
I've never been so I wouldn't know, but I seriously hope your picture has a lighting problem, because that greenish-brown stuff is a sorry excuse for sausage and that cheese needs some browning

>>6776841
>I've never been so I wouldn't know

Exactly. You don't know. Anything else you don't know about that you'd like to shitpost about?

>>6776856

I can tell what the pizza in your image would taste like just by looking at it. I've been to lots of places away from the coasts that make pizza like this and it's sad. This is the pleb interpretation of a good slice.

>>6776856
>shitpost

You posted a shit pic of a shit pizza. What do you want

>>6776862
>I can tell what the pizza in your image would taste like just by looking at it.

not really no

>>6776869
Nothing from you, shitposter. Go back to /b/.

>>6776942
eh, I got nothing. I'm sorry I insulted your beloved shit pizza.

>midwest has horrible pizza

Kek, Detroit style pizza BTFO wimpy NYC pizza. Cali pizza...let's not go there, and we're better than Chicago too.

Inb4 jokes about black people

>>6776372
It's not a question of ability, but of demand.

They (as they erroneously think of themselves, "real americans") confuse quantity for quality because they don't know what quality food tastes like. They have no frame of reference. So if you show them something like pic related, they get anxious and say something about I'll still be hungry, why can't we have more toppings, etc.

The food that flyovers are accustomed to is not nutritionally dense at all, and has no flavor. When flavor is added, using brightly colored chemical powders, it's given a distinctive name like EXTREME or some such thing. So it's a valid concern on their part. They don't have any reason to believe they won't go into a diabetic coma moments after eating, followed by hypoglycemia an hour later. And since it does not say WARNING: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TASTE, they expect it will taste roughly like miracle whip on shredded frozen string beans (a midwestern staple)

Pizza in flyover land is not pizza as we know it. It's sugar bread (I forgot to mention their flour is all low protein because all leavened bread must have the consistency of wonder bread or it's pretentious). It's fried in perhaps palm oil or something; a foodie hipster in flyover land risked getting beaten up by his peers for being pretentious and tried to ask Mondelez for the answer, but he was instantly arrested for violating Ag-gag laws (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ag-gag).). So we don't really know and anyway they would still eat it so what difference does it make. And the "red" sauce is not legally permitted to be called tomato sauce. But it doesn't matter because it's MEAT LOVER SUPREME which means it has at least 4 different varieties of pink slime salted and colored in different ways before shaping and deep frying. Where else would they get their protein?

>>6776986
essentially this.

>>6776377
>Making broad, sweeping statements
>Being retarded

Cool story bro

Because nothing good comes from the south or midwest.

>>6777016
middle aged man who stumbled across 4chan while perusing his children's chrome bookmarks detected

>>6776831

>>6776981
My brah. Because of my family I've basically been all over the states and coincidentally also because of my family grew up working in various pizzarias...nothing comes close to a real Detroit pie, and the stuff you get in NY is available in any bigger city in the country if you look, not that it isnt't good but it's just the standard idea of American pizza

>>6776710
Classic non-pizza area pizza mistake:
toppings laid on way too thick=soggy crust.
Also: cheese totally unbrowned=lack of flavor and texture.
You're doing it wrong.

>>6776372
You can find decent pizza here in Florida, mostly because we have a ton of fatasses from the northeast that moved down here in the 70s and 80s.

>>6776986
*tip*

>>6776372

>dessert

The reality, and I know this from experience locally, is that people open pizza places without ever having had good pizza.
Crazy, I know, but true.
If your whole pizza experience is fluffy bread-like crusts, bland orange sauce, and the cheapest cheeses, you're gonna crank out more of the same.
And it's not limited to pizza. I've had the blandest "chinese" food known to man in flyover country. "Beef fried rice" that wasn't fried much, with beef and egg. That's it. No onion, no bean sprouts, no flavor. And the locals lap it up.

>>6777063

>flyover
>but seriously take me seriously
>I'm the above average shitposter that NEEDs to be taken seriously

>>6776375
kek'd

New York pizza is the worst pizza. I go to NY half a dozen times a year and it's nothing but dull people with civic pride about giant slices of chain pizza.

"Mama mia, it's authentic tomato sauce and gen-u-ine mozarella cheese, just-a like Ma used to make!"

Of course, pointing out that every chain in America uses tomato sauce and mozarella as their default, as opposed to period blood and powdered fish feed, results in "Well you haven't been to Papa Pepes/Little Luigis/Tony Zippos" and insistence that the LAST 18 'world famous' pizza joints were actually shitty tourist traps.


In conclusion, St. Louis pizza is the best pizza.

>>6776372
You can get any kind of food anywhere in the United States. Do you not know what a city is?

>>6776372
It's not hard to find good pizza in both of those regions, you just have to not be a lazy fuck and Google it for yourself.
>muh NY pizza
Fuck off. It looks like someone vomited blood on a piece of wet cardboard

daily reminder that if your closest airport doesn't have direct flights to europe and asia you should kill yourself

>>6777138
Daily reminder that you're still in high school.

>>6777144
TOP BANZ NIGGA
do better

>>6777146
>Thanks for confirming.

>>6776831
I'm a chicagoan and I fucking love detoilet/sicilian pizza

>>6777150
>nonsensical use of greentext

>>6777146

The truth hit a little too close to home, eh?

>you couldn't even meme your way out of it either

>>6777138
Daily reminder that Chicago has direct flights to Asia and Europe

>>6777150
>>6777155
newfags cant into greentext

>>6777154

now you memed your way out of it, grats!

>>6776372
Chicago deep dish master race reporting in. I also like pizza with with globs of cheese and whole pieces of basil like>>6776377.
>newyorkers still pretending nyc pizza is 'special'
whatever bruh.

>>6777159

>meme

Keep spouting them it makes you seem >"oldfag:

>>6777162
>meme
dank tbh

I swear, /ck/ is the only board that unironically uses the term flyover.

Just can't beat that mass-preserved, shipped halfway-across the country, week old taste of authentic New York pizza made with California tomatoes and Wisconsin cheese.

>>6777183
/ck/ is the only board where everyone is autistic

>>6777185
>/ck/ is the only board where everyone is autistic

No, it's the only board where EVERYONE goes. Everybody eats. Food and cooking is a basically the only universal interest on 4chan.

>>6777190
autist

>>6777190
Honestly, they should just take the 'Food' out of '/ck/ - Food & Cooking' like they took the 'Health' out of '/fit/ - Health and Fitness'.

I doubt half the people in this thread could make a pizza if they were given a gas oven and a frozen pizza.

Detroit Style masterrace reporting in, arguably thin crust is for cock suckers so the midwest has the best pizza (that being Chicago and Detroit).

>>6777190
If the whole site went here this board wouldn't be so dead. Most of the rest of 4chan doesn't even know there's a cooking board.

>>6776986
this is as good of an answer as your going to get op.

>>6776384
>South and Midwest

Texas is neither of these, and yes the pizza is excellent.

>>6777242
texas pizza it total shit you speg

>>6777190
are you like genuinely retarded or just pretending to?

>>6776986
I see. So all the food in the midwest is made of genetically modified frankencrops in order to remove all nutritional value, while the food in relevant cities are made only of the finest ingredients directly imported from la-la-land grown to the Fairy Queen's specifications.

Because it sounds a LOT like you're implying that New York and Los Angeles somehow survive on every citizen having a victory garden, and not imported from 'flyover' states.

>>6777252
genuinely autistic

Did someone say pizza dessert?

>>6776981
That's fucking disgusting.
You're a fatty aren't you?

>>6777183
>I swear, /ck/ is the only board that unironically uses the term flyover.
Hey dim bulb,
I live in flyover country and people round here use the term.
Everything doesn't have to be ironic, hipster douche.

>>6777872
oh my god. that looks good.

I don't really know how you can have bad pizza anywhere in the US with all the chain pizza joints they have. Seems like it would be about the same kind of pizza anywhere.

>>6777887
>chain pizza joints they have. Seems like it would be about the same kind of pizza anywhere.
True, but chain pizza is bad pizza. Most pizza chains are based in the Midwest or the South, and serve exactly the kind of bad pizza popular in those places.

Never heard of Oklahoma style pizza, can't imagine it would be any good either. But Texas does have damn good BBQ. So quit bitching that nothing tastes like what you're used to and try some local quisine. You might be pleasantly surprised.

>>6776377

Anyone with a weber grill nowadays can make neopolitan pizza.

>>6776986
>>6777129

Regional talk is so retarded. Anyone can easily replicate any style with minimal searching/effort.

>>6777249

What exactly is Texas style?

>>6776710
That pizza looks like shit, sorry anon.

I went to a place called Mellow Mushroom in Jackson, MS (I guess it's a chain in the south). Their pepperoni pizza was pretty good.

>>6777254
Your monocropping "farmers" export most of your crops.

>>6776372
>It is like a pizza dessert there
Dessert pizza is pretty damn good, OP. Thanks for noticing.

>>6777940
Texas doesn't have a style that I'm aware of, I'm sure some attention seeking restaurant has done a Texas pizza, but for the most part is the same take as other regions, just a mix. Except Chicago style, no one does that shit here, for obvious reasons.

>>6776710
That's probably from happy joes isn't it?
Whoever was working that night didn't put the toppings under the cheese. Looks like a pan pizza to me.

>a large pie is ~10 bucks
>you can buy a table top pizza oven for ~100 bucks
>flour is maybe 10 cents a pizza
>sauce is about the same
>cheese is a buck or two
>toppings vary
Why anyone would put up with greasy takeaway shit is beyond me. My oven takes 10 minutes to heat up, cooks a 12" pizza in 4-5 minutes. If you get pizza once a week like my fat ass, you break even in a couple of months.

>>6778088

What fucked-up Happy Joe's do you go to where toppings are under the cheese?

>>6778109
are you fucking stupid
its company policy to put toppings under cheese on pan crust pizza

>>6776372
Every time I say I really like St Louis style I get some hilarious reactions

I really do like it though

>>6778098

your mother doesn't mind you cooking in the basement?

episode 2: my sides!

>>6778109
That is fucking disgusting.

>>6777964
Their bbq chicken pizza is fucking godly

>>6778245
>bbq chicken pizza
OpinionDiscarded.jpg

>>6777975
No shit, they export them everywhere in the country, because those places don't grow their own crops. New York and Los Angeles don't grow their own oranges or bananas, they come from the same grove/slave plantation as the ones in Utah.

and guess what, just like you can't get good crab away from the Northeast, you can't get good fruits and vegetables away from the source. Keep pretending that the vegetables 10 days off the vine, marinated in gasoline as they're shipped 900 miles in a truck, taste just as fresh as the ones in Farmer's Markets throughout the midwest.

>>6778461
You realize there are farms in New Jersey right?
New fucking Jersey.

And we have farmers markets that sell locally grown produce. But go on about how you're a special snowflake, it's cute.

>>6777940
>Anyone can easily replicate any style with minimal searching/effort.

And yet, they don't. They make doughnut bread covered in "cheese" and deep fried pink slime. Why do you suppose that is? Must be the liberal media's fault.

>>6778461
Farmer's markets in the midwest are just the same geometrically perfect frankencrops, but resold by hmong trying to make an extra buck. Doesn't matter if it's "fresh off the field", those crops never had a chance at being delicious. All the delicious was genetically engineered out of them generations ago.

Good for them, but let's not pretend you have anything like Stone Barns in flyover land. You clearly don't want it, it's too pretentious, and that's fine.

>>6778461
>Farmer's markets only exist in the midwest

>>6778172
>tfw nobody even cares about stl style
>tfw people won't give anything in st louis a chance

>>6778461
How can someone with the Internet be this provincial?

>>6778493
>>6778489
>>6778480
Nobody in New York City is surviving off of cherries, milk and cabbage. All of its staples are imported from the same farms that grow wheat and corn in the midwest.

This is some hardcore doublethink. "The agricultural industry is bad, but not the agricultural industry in MY state".

The idea that the majority of food shipped into cities, massive collections of non-self-sufficient poor people, is any different from the stuff that isn't exported out of state, is fucking laughable.

>>6778566
Ok so now all "fruit and vegetables" is just cherries milk and cabbage now.
Okay, got it.

>>6778566
You're retarded.

>>6778574
I don't think people in flyover are familiar with crops that aren't on their picture book

Don't forget, reading above a grade school level is considered highly provocative act of treason to them

>>6778574
New York doesn't grow 'all vegetables', they grow cherries, cabbage, grapes and peaches, and export milk.

Literally none of which goes into pizza. And to save your non-cooking ass a trip to google, mozarella isn't made of cow milk.

>>6778566
>my state has a different agriculture situation than your state, but the agriculture situation in all states is identical
But who was doublethink?

>>6776710
Sorry dude, but that looks like puke on a plate.

>>6778589
My neighborhood farmer's market, which has only products from New York and New Jersey since I am right on the border, had corn, carrots, various kinds of lettuce, onions, garlic, milk from goats and cows, and milk products from the same, breads from grains grown in NY state, seafood from local waters, meat local land animals including pigs, cows, ducks, and turkeys, about a dozen or more kinds of fruit (only a few of which were peaches), etc etc.

I don't know why you monoculture flyovers can't grasp the idea of a state that produces more than just "a fuck ton of starlink corn". That's not how it works at all in places that don't suck.

>>6776372

I dunno, why is the NE a desert of intelligence and why do they feel the need to knuckle drag down to FL when it comes time to die?

As for pizza, all US states make it like greasy shit and NYC/Chicago are the pit stains of that trend.

>>6778584
>mfw California and New York both not only have lower High School graduation rates than the national average, but lower than every midwestern state except Michigan.

It's no surprise you think your bananas come from some kind of New England banana plantation.

>>6777161
Deep dish isn't pizza it's a pie with pizza filling.

>>6778607

It's no surprise the toothless hick thinks graduating from high school is a great achievement

>>6778605
Wow, all the stuff they grow literally everywhere in the country. Doesn't change the fact that New York doesn't grow enough of it to not have to import hundreds of millions of dollars worth of grain into its state every year.

>>6778605
>NY & NJ produce
>Quality

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Thank god I'm in a "flyover" state.

>>6778109
Dude.....the fucking doritos. Pig disgusting. Who would eat that trash?

>>6778607
>counting immigrants

>>6778623

I've lived in both. Not that I want you moving here, but NY and NJ have much better produce than your monoculture garbage.

There's no demand for anything other than so-called "normal" [sic] food in flyover land. If you showed someone something as pedestrian as a purple carrot they would freak out and call the health department.

>>6778614
Wrong. Go sit in the corner, dunce.

>>6778616
It's apparently too arduous a task for 23.2% of New York residents, a full 6% above the national average of 17.6%.

But don't worry, it also has lower college attendance and graduation rates! And lower median income.

It's almost like New Yorkers think that because there are a bunch of $200,000 earning people living in the not-shit part of the city, that the rest of them aren't eating pink slime cheesy bread made with imported frankentomatoes.

>>6778623
You do realize that the majority of NY which is not NYC is pretty good farmland, right? Parts of upstate NY and even Long Island have huge farms which grow all sorts of things. Produce that I get from farmers markets when visiting family on LI is always quality. New york is a huuuuge state that most people not from NY forget or dont know about, because nyc is so prevalent.

I can't speak for NJ but outside of the northern part of the state it gets pretty damned rural, I wouldn't be surprised if there are a ton of farms.

But stay mad, only shows your insecurity and unwillingness to realize that other regions grow good produce.

>>6778616
It is for people in NY and CA, apparently.

>>6778667
Sounds like you'd fit right in.

>>6778665
Your upstate growing seasons are too short to produce anything that could be labelled "quality."

Go ahead and tell yourself otherwise, if it keeps you from shedding tears.

>>6778680
Awww... did I hurt your wittle feelers?

>>6778665

So what you're saying is that New York only grows food in the hickish, predominantly Republican upstate region?

The part of the state NYC routinely tries to secede from?

That's certainly an odd sense of civic pride.

>>6777242
>Texas
>not a Southern state

Are you taking baiting to a whole new level?

>>6778690
Not really following your reasoning, but if it makes you feel better, sure. I'm completely ass blasted, and your GED is pretty amazing.

>>6778692
Other way around anon. Upstate is the one trying to secede because they want to wreck the entire region's water supply because a fast talking man in a nice hat offered them money.

>>6778686
Not necessarily, there are certain things which fare well in NY, such as apples, which is why NY came to be associated with them. Stuff like bananas or mangos don't do too well, but then they wouldn't do well in the upper Midwest either. In fact, I'd bet northern NY and a place like northern Michigan probably have similar climates and growing seasons.

Have you been to NY outside of NYC for any substantial amount of time? Have you tried produce around here, year in and year out? If you haven't, shut the fuck up. I've never lived in the Midwest and have only been to Chicago once, so you can be damn sure I'm not spewing opinions about that produce because I don't fucking know.

But cmon, reply with a meme or something because thats what's cool on this site right?

>>6778157
Not really no

Anyone know Quad-Cities style?

>>6778692
I mentioned long island too.

NYC should secede and let LI and the rest of NY just be its own thing. Most of NYC is smelly, loud, too bright, and overwhelming. I'd only live in certain parts of Brooklyn or Queens, and that's only if I was forced to. On the whole NYC is a nice place to visit and not a very nice place to live unless you want traffic noises right outside your window at 5 am, people partying outside till 4 am, and to be surrounded by ugly concrete juggernauts of buildings.

As a NY native I do love NY but I can't understand why people venerate NYC so much

>>6778708
NY anon here, that looks interesting. Would try

Not enough dagos in south and Midwest. It's only an "import" of something that's a big practice in the Northeast; where there are plenty.

>>6778708
You mean vomit covered in dick cheese over burnt toast?

>>6776831
Wait.. I'm confused because I've heard Chicagofags defend their deep dish casserole by claiming that NYfags pizza is just a cracker with sauce and cheese, but that Chicago thin right there is EVEN thinner and MORE like a cracker than NY pizza. YOU DONT MAKE SENSE, DICKAGO.

>>6778809
"Real chicagoans" like to sperg about how deep dish is just for tourists. Which I guess is their way of confirming that "real chicagoans" have shit taste in food, because deep dish is the only thing in chicago that doesn't suck.

you can find good and nearly identical pizza in every single city, very easily

It is not regional at all besides for a few niche variations

>>6778814
Agreed. I love that deep dish pizza.

>>6778848
Excuse me but we're here to argue, not to deflate the debate.

You are all autists and Colorado has the best pizza

>>6776831
>chicago thin
thats St.Louis thin you fucking faggot don't diss it forever and then steal it right under

>>6778923
its juts thin crust pizza, it is everywhere (though not nearly as good as normal crust pizza)

>>6778918
Beau Jo's is a novelty. No one actually eats that shit more than a few times in their life

>>6778918
>Mule deer pizza

No, thanks.

>Have oven-fired pizza place with a bar near my house
>It's crispy thin crust

how do people feel about veggie pizza?
i don't know why but i love that shit but my friends will never let me get one unless i justget my own

>>6778936
That alien shouldn't be holding that little girl. He could be arrested and charged with the Federal crime of kidnapping.

>>6778930
don't they put fucking honey on their pizza there?

>>6778941
cause people are fatasses

>>6778941
A pizza is nothing without a meat. I don't blame your friends for holding out on you.

>>6778947
You put honey on the crust when you're done with the saucy cheesy part.

>>6778953
proof that crust was never men't to be eaten

>>6778950
Seriously. Have a big salad on the side, but don't taint the pizza

>>6778950
>If I eat a meal without meat I'm eating vegetarian, which will make me gay.
Stop it.

>>6778941
Veggie pizza is fine, but is rarely one of the best options

>>6778950
>>6778958
but's its actually pretty good
i even let them put meats on the pizza but they usually give me a 1 veggie to 2 meats ratio
shits not fair man

>>6778973
The best ratio is 2 veg 1 meat

But only if those two veggies are banana pepper and onion

>>6778983
naw i consider banana peppers a side item but my favorite is onion olives ham and banana peppers

>>6778993
pepperoncini are a side, banana peppers are probably the single most underrated topping

>>6778962
Why stop the truth?

>>6777872

isn't that called pie

>>6777026
fuck Pennsylvania

>>6776372
>It is like a pizza dessert there
>pizza dessert
>dessert

>>6776377
Wow that looks awful.

>>6779132
seconding

>>6779132
"You've got a friend in Pennsylvania."

I've always hated the slogan. Terrible grammar.

You have got? No. It's you have. You have a friend in Pennsylvania. It's good they have a friend since they don't have an English teacher.

>>6778814
Huh. That's weird,

Deep dish is pretty based though.

>>6779143

>>6778996
Because the fatter you get the more feminine your body shape becomes, cupcake.

>>6778918
It looks like if NY and Chicago style pizza had a baby

>>6779237
Not gonna lie I'd go to town on the blueberry and gummie bear slices.

>>6779132
Disagree with this.

>>6779264
>blueberry

>>6779237

>>6779264
Those are chocolate chips you knob

>>6778918
That crust looks GOAT

All American pizza is shit.

The only good Pizza exists in Italy or in restaurants owned by first generation Italian immigrants.

Everything else is shit.

>>6777026
Oh so that's why you "kids" have been spreading the square cut meme on here.

Live in Kansas; lived in Nebraska. Never seen square cut eaten by anybody. Ain't even at buffets. It's an option to add to your order and nothing more.

>>6778809
Chicago has NY cucked on all fronts.

>>6781454
I've lived in both cities, I like chicago deep dish and I like NY style and I would never consider them to be in competition with one another, since they are so different

The thing about chicago is that deep dish and craft beer are about the only things the place has going for it, food wise. I mean sure they have the poor black women swearing, and they have something horrible called "italian beef", and a few other local specialties that no one in his right mind would take pride in, but realistically speaking it's deep dish and craft beer

Needless to say, this is not the case for NY

Which would seem to go a long ways in explaining why chicago people are so preoccupied with NY, I mean other than when I go on /ck/ I really don't hear anyone talking about chicago

>>6779286
>>6779287
Yeah I looked too quick. Thanks for the correction anons.

Blueberries would be pretty good though wouldn't they?

>>6781454
Explain please. Even if you think Chicago pizza is better NY has much more variance in cuisine, and it even has a couple of Chicago styled pizza places! In terms of variety and availability NY has it whipped like a poor slave boy.

>>6781817
Chicago essentially does everything NY does when it comes to food, but better.

>>6781820
Not bagels.

>>6781824
No one cares about bagels you fucking kike

>>6781820
>my shitty thing is just as good as your nice thing
Things people on 4chan tell themselves to win internet arguments

>>6781827
>muh Jooz argument

Puh-lease. Take your bullshit back to /pol/. People love bagels.

>>6781820
Where can you get Turkish food in Chicago? How about Vietnamese? Ethiopian? Afghani? Korean? Indian (north or south)? Can you get them at 330 AM, should you wish to?

Chicago does not have as many different types of cuisine because it doesn't have as many different kinds of people. NYC was an immigration hub for a long time so there are more variances in demographics. This is just a fact.

But honestly I have to say I really liked Chicago when I visited. However if people in Chicago are half as shitty as the people who claim to be from there on this board then I have no desire to go back. I'm sure you'll say 'good riddance NYfag' or something else equally meme ridden, but that just displays your frustration and ignorance fully.

>>6781951
Sorry to burst your bubble, but chicago does have most, if not all that food. I may may not know the exact locations, but from what I've seen
Vietnamese/Korean: several restaurants on Lincoln, Western and all near the Argyle red line stop
Indian: all along Devon
Afghani: Devon and Western

I've seen Ethiopian food presented on Check Please! and just googling turkish food brings up a bunch of stuff. The pita inn on California and Lincoln is open 24/7. Sure, some food here may not be as good as the food in New York, but it's fucking retarded to say this city doesn't have a shit ton of different food too

>>6782055
>several korean and vietnamese restaurants
>several
ahahahahaha oh wow

I bet you even have several of the newfangled sushi joints :^)

>>6782073
Yeah, because there is/was a shit ton of car dealerships on Western in the North Side.

You ought to ask someone else about the sushi, I'm a recovering shut in
:^)

>>6779146
No way! it's authentico, can only be made right within italy pls visit and spend lots of money, buy our olive oil it totally isn't mostly gutter oil asian-style

>>6776372
The south has the best food, but for some reason their pizza is shit. I don't know why, but it's like the one thing they just can't get right.

Also, Chicago has awesome pizza. Seriously, Midwestern pizza in general is not that bad.

>>6778708
>Quad-Cities

... Iowafag?

>>6777021
Never had Southern food

>Look at this faggot

>>6782241
Not that guy, but
You mixed up that greentext use.

Southern food is great

>>6776372
fuck off, you're being a whiny picky eater.

niki's pizza in detroit

>>6776375
>sauce too sweet

/thread. Enjoy your diabetes, HFCS friends.

buddy's pizza in detroit

>>6782413
oops

>>6782416
NY pizza is best pizza.
But I will say this...

Rest of the midwest take note: on Buddy's the cheese is browned. This causes a thing called "flavor", which burying the cheese under two inches of tomato sauce does not.

>>6782416
>>6782401
I've gotta say, Detroit style always reminds me of a cross between a Sicilian pie and a NY Grandma style pie. Never had but looks breddy damn good

>>6782914
>Sicilian pie
beyond help.

>>6782416
well I know where I'm going for dinner now.

>>6782416
>>6776831
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree detroit and chicago pizza shit all over NY's mediocre slop?

>>6783130
>Chicago and Detroit
Now you're finally getting it.

Stay in the minor leagues where you belong, flyovers.

Ohio reporting in.
Stay jelly euros

>>6783158
The oven wasn't hot enough.

>>6783159
Is this some kind of holocaust denying subcultural reference?

>>6783164
what if it was?

>>6783164
Nope, just a statement of fact.
Most ovens be they commercial or privately owned do not generate enough heat to cook a pizza properly.

Americans don't know what pizza means. You're all pants on head retarded when it comes to pizza.

>>6783184

>>6778659
He's right, tho. Deep dish ain't pizza.

>>6783199
No bait. Just look at some shit on this thread

>>6783158
>>6782416
>>6782401
>>6778918
>>6778109
>>6777161
>>6776981

All those things are retarded and disgusting, but I guess it's the american way of doing everything, gotta change, gotta make it different, gotta make it your own way, gotta make it "bettter".

>>6783222
All pizzas are pies.

>>6783231
You are aware that pizza is made differently everywhere in the world. Even if you don't agree with how its ideally supposed to look in your mind, it doesn't change the fact that someone calls it pizza. Also 2 of the things you find disgusting are sicilian pies and are really quite good.

But please, feel free to show us your perfect pizza so that we may mock yours.

>>6783247
Avatarfagging is against the rules

>>6778694
Only when viewed through the lens of the Civil War does Texas come close to being viewed as a southern state. In terms of culture and regional affiliation, only the most extreme east portion of Texas is aligned with the south. Texas is basically its own region and a wholly seperate culture from the rest of the US, you might possibly understand this if you weren't an ignorant motherfucker.

>>6783262
We have enough special snowflake flyovers arguing that their culture is valid, can Texas please not add to the mess? No one cares other than you, inb4 you start ranting about your preoccupation with California, it's like Chicago and their obsession with New York, you'll never be them so just give it up.

>>6783261
I have no counter argument to make, so I'll just report and quote the rules.

Nice job!

>>6783267
>you'll never be them so just give it up.

Hallefuckinglujah, and before you ask, no, Texas is full, no more room for out of staters.

>>6783275
>state made up mostly of empty land
>full

>>6783231
Its our thing to always try to change things up and to compete and get bigger and better
i see no issue there

>>6783231
You do know this thread is about how bad a certain region of the countries pizza is? Do you have and learning disability? You just quoted all the bad examples.

>>6783273
I have no idea what the fuck you were even arguing about, but I'm glad you're no longer avatarfagging you shitty pedo
>>6783275
>a mexican moved to Texas so everyone wants to live here

You're like a fat chick who overreacts when a guy asks her what time it is and says "stop hitting on me"

No one is hitting on you, fattie

>>6783262
Texas saying they're not south Is rediculous. You make make a distinction that's barely registers to an outsider. You the American equivalent of two neighboring African villages arguing about how they're different because they use different colored goats.

>>6783301
>You make make a distinction that's barely registers to an outsider.

That's the point you dumb nigger, you clothe yourself in ignorance and claim it's the truth because you enjoy being ignorant. This is why I hate Americans.

>>6783313
So why don't you secede like you're always saying, so we can finally carpet bomb you into the stone age?

Or what is it you people say? All hat and no horse? Something like that, I can't be bothered to google it.

>>6783318
>Or what is it you people say? All hat and no horse? Something like that, I can't be bothered to google it.

Thank you for illustrating my point.

>>6776377
This type of bait really grinds my gears

>>6776440
Hey you see Jeff you tell him I want my 500 or I'm calling up Ronnie to come shut his shop down

>>6783322
>please care about me, I really am a special snowflake! governor perry said so! if you disagree you're ignorant!
/tumblr/

>>6783313
It's not ignorance. It's because the difference are so unimportant that it only attest because you want TEXAS STRONG.

>>6783329
It's been a while since I've feasted on butthurt, stay mad.

>>6783335
Yes, because having a distinct food, music, language and terrain does not distinguish a seperate culture. I would not expect the average culture devoid American to understand this.

>>6783349

nice try. if gonna bait you might change it every 24. pretty damn bad.smile slightlly./ guess i have no room to complain Gess whats getting muked at 11:40 esdt Swanson's meat loaf dinner tmes 2. just 'cause you can don't mean you slould/. Provke not, sorry I best shut up while a little bit ahead

>>6783368
you're getting better at this, but it's still obviously a fake

>>6783363
Sure buddy. Nice maymay.

>>6783368
I'm sorry nice try but there's no true replacement for talent.

>>6776372
It's because you have never been to Madison or Minneapolis. Ian's and Mesa make the greatest stuff on the planet.

You ever wonder what would happen if pizza had an identity crisis? Have you ever had steak and mashed potatoes on your pizza? Have you ever seen a bunch of stoners just make the weirdest pizza in the world?

OFC not because you're shitposting on 4chan

>>6783447
>Minneapolis

I didn't know Somalians made good pizza.

>>6783451
They don't They just eat it. The high af bikers staff the restaurants. Oh, and the mexicans who actually know what a job is.

>>6783470
All Mexicans outside of California know what work is. That state has some sort of disease.

>>6783447
I've been to mesa, I hope you're joking but more likely you simply lack any frame of reference

>>6776710
that took away my appetite.

>>6783575
The only frame of reference you need is chowing down on some mac n cheese pizza when you're shitfaced and it's 0 F outside. It's actually the best

Here are some midwestern pizzas from my experience...

>>6783644

>>6783649

>>6783649
>>6783644
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CUT THE PIZZAS INTO SQUARES.

Jesus Christ. The middle pieces are impossible to eat. There's no crust to hang onto and all the toppings fall off. Who the flying fuck ever thought this was a good idea?

>>6783677
the pizza would get too sloppy cutting it into triangles

>>6783658
For those who desire a bit more decadence.

>select all images with pies
>has two thin crust pizzas

>>6783720
Never understood why this makes people so butthurt. If you don't want to eat it, don't. If you don't want to call it pizza, call it something else (like those autists who say 'United Statsian')

>>6783731

Midwest here. You faggots need to get some toppings on your pizza. Fuck this plain cheese and maybe pepperoni bullshit.

>>6783720
>>6783731
>>6783737
>>6783739
The oven wasn't hot enough.

>>6782922
Oh no, did I offend your sensibilities by using a term you didn't like?

Eat a bowl of dicks.

>>6783241
But not all pies are pizzas!

>>6783356
>Yes, because having a distinct food, music, language and terrain does not distinguish a seperate culture

I'm unsure if this is sarcastic or if you're just buttmad and trying to bait Americans. If the above does not define a culture, what does?

>>6783770
Beyond help.

>>6783782
After several discussions spanning weeks, we've determined that the elusive "culture" that Europeans speak of essentially boils down to having some old rocks in your village.

>>6783789
>went over my head.
Explain pls ?

>>6783796
>A: america has no culture, it lacks X
>B: but we have X here too
>A: yes but it's not the same
>B: why?
>A: because muh old rocks

>>6783786
Are those the only two words you can type in a non green text form?

>>6783804
Kek

>>6783804
Ah, right. I see now.
Good show anon, good show.

>>6783804
Unrelated but:
Last year I went to the US and ended up driving around the desert around New Mexico.
Some old timer tried telling me that some of the rocks were carved by Spanish priests in the late 1600s and were treasure markers.
Not sure if he was pulling my plonker or what.

>>6783782
>reading comprehension

>>6783835
Yes, yes I know how to green text too. I'd still like your input please.

>>6783845
I was saying Texas has a distinct culture from the south and America in general.

>>6783886
But it doesn't. You're just California with more water.

>>6783830
I live in a town founded in 1640. America has had European settlements for a long time.

>>6783889
Texas. Water. Please only on the eastern half.

Louisvillian here, we have dozens of pizza places. Spinelli's, Boom Bozz, Impellezeri's, Wick's...

Oh and i suppose I have to mention Papa Johns, since he started it here and we have a stadium named after him.

>>6777161
>liking lasagna soup

>>6783920
>"lasagna soup"

>>6783889
Piss poor bait.

>>6778482

Because it's tasty and consistent. Guy who even enjoyed US public school pizza here and now makes wood fired pizzas reporting in. Detroit and Chicago are fucking delicious too.