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Reminder that tonight will be /ck/'s cathartic release of all the hate for a certain Jack. Vicariously thru three rich hillbillies who I'm damn sure they probably know great bbq. Fingers crossed he serves raw shit.

http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-all-new-tuesday-10p-etpt/

After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce, Butch and Rooster put him to the test against the top pitmaster in West Texas. Later, a single mother tries to sell the investors on a website that helps parents save for their child’s college education

Are we streaming this? Is there going to be a chatroom?

>> No.6767687
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>>6767671
>Are we streaming this? Is there going to be a chatroom?
no, because we all have jobs we have to be at. anyone who says otherwise is either a liar, a skeleton, or both.

>> No.6767690

I'm a skeleton.

>> No.6767809

>>6767671
FUCK U WE LOVE JA/CK/ HE IS KING ON THIS BOARD AN U ARE A PIECE OF SHIT /B/ITCH

>> No.6767820

>>6767690
I don't trust you.

>> No.6767828

>>6767809
>newfag doesn't understand ja/ck/ threads

>> No.6767831

>>6767671
>top pitmaster in West Texas

Lol, if he was from central Texas then Jack would have to worry. West Texas isn't exactly known for BBQ. About the only thing interesting about west Texas culinarily is the vague line where "chili" turns from Texas chili to New Mexico chile.

>> No.6767836 [DELETED] 

>>6767828
NO U NEWFAG
I BET U DON'T EVEN SPEND UR ENTIRE DAY EVERYDAY BROWSING 4CHAN CONSTANTLY INSTAD OF MAKING HUMAN CONTACT CAUSE UR SUCH A NEWFAG
LIKE I BET U CANT EVEN TRIFORCE CAUSE UR A BITCH

>> No.6767838

I hope they show this faggot crying

>> No.6767845

>>6767836
global rule 3

>> No.6767852

>>6767845
irony

>> No.6767853
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>>6767690
I don't know what to think!

>> No.6767856

>>6767852
We'll see.

>> No.6767859

>>6767856
2spooky m8

>> No.6767862

>>6767671
>LINK???
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

>> No.6768128

>>6767831
Tell me more. Is the chilli green?

>> No.6768140

>>6767862
Can I call for this to be stickied tonight? I really want to make an argument that it's part of this board's culture, plus I think /ck/ used to have Top Chef threads back in the day.

>> No.6768165

>>6768128
New Mexican green chile is a pork stew made from green chiles.

>> No.6768197

Tonight. Someone sticky this.

>> No.6768301

>>6768128
It can be green or red (or Christmas if you get both) but in both cases it is mainly chiles (usually fresh or frozen) and has a small amount of meat in it and it's usually served on top of various sides. Texas chili is mainly meat with dried chile peppers and a few other spices.

>> No.6768304

>>6768301
>sides

Should have been dishes.

>> No.6768329

>>6767687
>we have jobs
>it airs at 10 PM eastern

>> No.6768414

Is some kind anon going to stream this? I don't want to miss out on the fun but live in Yurop.

Would be great to watch Ja/ck/ get torn apart with fellow co/ck/s

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>>6768414
read the thread you german slut!

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>>6768428
My bad man, seems I've started to peak a little too early. I'll ease up till the main event

>> No.6768440

So it's like Shark Den but with "rednecks?"

>> No.6768467

>>6767671
>texas
>hillbillies
>west texas especially
damn...

>> No.6768492

>>6768434
no harm done based german, cheers!

>> No.6768581

>>6767671
someone upload to youtube

>> No.6768586

>>6768581
What? It hasn't aired yet?

>> No.6768610

>>6768586
he obviously means after it airs tonight

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>>6768581
make me dinner and I'll record it full HD and make a torrent/vodlocker. what do you offer to prepare?

>> No.6768695

>>6768673
My dick.

>> No.6768713

I'm beyond excited to see this fat sack crumble into a pile on the floor.

"You can't even BBQ!" We've been saying this for YEARS.

>> No.6768803

OFFICIAL LIVE THREAD!!
>>>6768757
>>>6768757

Get in there!!!

>> No.6768815

>>6768673
That's one dopey looking thing and the dog don't look too bright either :^)

>> No.6768821

>>6768803
>making another garbage thread on a glacial board

It won't last shitcunt

>> No.6768841

>>6768803
This isn't /sp/, this board is slow enough that this thread should be enough.

>> No.6769235

>>6768841
slow thread will be better anyway

>> No.6769742

the last dude is the same one that said that he didn't like the sauce earlier. He's just fucking shuffling his hands round for 'suspense'. It's going to be a fucking tie, but the public votes will go blue, but not by much.

Ja/ck/ still looks like a fucking dip, so we win in a way...

>> No.6769834

i have no idea what this is but jack daniels is shit whiskey

>> No.6770224

bump for aftermath

>> No.6770246
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Idk why some people feel bad for Jack in these threads. He's profiting off of preaching poor cooking technique to people who don't know any better.

>> No.6770623

>>6770246
i am glad you fixed that image

>> No.6770639

>>6770246
I don't. It's obvious he's only on this show to market his BBQ. He didn't know shit about his own numbers. Even ignoring that, he doesn't even know to BBQ and went around advertising his YouTube channel during a cooking competition.

>> No.6771456

>>6767852
>>6767836
>>6767859
reminder that this is what redditors think satire is

>> No.6771528

>>6770224
http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-inside-a-time-to-grill/
>if this guy came in selling meatballs or spaghetti sauce...oh man we would've just thrown money at him

>> No.6771533

>>6771528
Oh, and for the people who missed it
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

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>> No.6771554

>>6771548

bravo anon, this fucking cu/ck/ literally cries?

I think I might have to make the move to kenfag fanboi.

>> No.6771556

>>6771533
I can't wait to get off of work

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>>6771533
can't watch it

>> No.6771568

>>6771559

Yeah the cu/ck/ shit tier countries why don't you give us some Jack tears.

>> No.6771580

>>6771559
>proxy

>> No.6771592

Holy shit. That rambling old guy is actually a member of Mensa. This show is great.

>> No.6771598

>>6767671
>After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce

What's he pitching? I mean, his sauces are already in stores, you can already order them online, why's he on the show?

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>>6771533

Beautiful

>> No.6771611

>>6771600
I'm watching it right now. Seems to be stuck at loading with Firefox but works fine in Chrome.

>> No.6771635

This show is actually kinda fun. It's like reality TV but with all the innocent and fun things and none of the degeneracy.

>> No.6771648

>>6771598
he wants investors to give him money to expand

>> No.6771657

>>6771635
its my new favorite all because they brought ja/ck/ to tears, i love based old guy

>> No.6771660

>>6771635
>You know I feel for the guy but we need to wrap this [bleep] up.

Probably the "realest" reality show I've seen. I mean their reactions not the bullshit judging where they made it a tie on purpose.

>> No.6771664

>>6771657
They're all banter masters, and the short haired guy is Rust's brother.

>> No.6771666

>>6771660
Well, yeah, that stuff was ridiculous, it's still a reality tv show after all, but it wasn't THAT bad. The tie is kinda okay, but the guy going for the wrong plate and then the ad cut was too much

>> No.6771669

>>6771657
They didn't actually say the "We believe in your sauce, we just don't believe in you" in the actual show, huh?

>> No.6771716

Does anyone want to down and up the video on some other site for us non americans?

>> No.6771722

>>6771716
You can use Zenmate's free 1 week preview to watch it if you're not american, but if someone can point me to a simple way to rip it I'd do it

>> No.6771732

>>6771722
Thanks pal, it worked like a charm. Can't wait to watch Jack get torn a new one kek

>> No.6771750

>>6771669
They obviously didn't like it. Just pretended to for the purpose of padding it out. Such a nice execution of a King.

>> No.6772277

>>6771568
I live in America and I can't watch it either because it requires me to log in with a TV provider.

>> No.6772280

Welp, I watched it. Nothing surprising. Just another example showing that this guy cannot cook. Not at all shocked that they didn't give him any money

>> No.6772281

>>6772277
You don't on >>6771533

>> No.6772363

Downloaded chrome just to watch >>6771533. Shit won't load just like firefox, is there another link available?

>> No.6772445

Has Jack posted his reply video yet? I think he might have a channel where he posts blogs/thoughts but I can't find it.

>> No.6772498

>>6772445

Well somebody posted some vlog of his on here before this video went on air where he talked a bit about it and was quite sad but I remember nothing and I can't be bothered to dig through my history so you're pretty much stuck with this bullshit of a reply to your post for the moment until somebody else actually posts some useful information.

>> No.6772869

I thought this was going to make him look bad but they made him look somewhat good. Also he got a ton of fucking publicity for his youtube channel

>> No.6772873

>>6772498
god damn that was a useless post

>> No.6772881

>>6772869
Mostly hate.

The swelling music while he was blubbering was in a satire tone, which is a self parody of reality shows. I appreciated when one of the investors telling it like it is: this tard is begging for money on live TV, when his station was a giant mess.

All know: mark of how good a cook is: how clean they are.

>> No.6772887

>>6772873
He tried Being meta and used wrong.

It's the latest vid on scalfanis personal channel

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>>6772869

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>>6767671

its been about 24 hours since the show, and i dont see any increase to his channel

>> No.6772960

I really want to try his BBQ sauce to see how good (most likely shitty) it is. I guess his attention whoring on tv worked.

>> No.6772963

>>6772960

it sounds like sugary shit

>> No.6772973

>>6767671
Why do you spam /ck/ with this shit? Go to /tv/ please.

>> No.6772980

when does it start

>> No.6772988

>>6772893
Reminder that the Texans liked Jack's work so much they wanted to invest in it, but HE shot them down.

>> No.6773010

>>6772988
They don't even watch his show, they just wanted a part of his money.

>> No.6773025

>>6772988
>implying they would have still went through with the deal when they found out how much he was lying about his youtube numbers

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>>6773025
You think Ja/ck/ would really do that? Just go on TV and lie like that?

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>>6773037
Are they callin Jack a liar?
>OMG

>> No.6773058

>>6772988
>they wanted to invest in it
Maybe, but not for anything remotely close to the amount he proposed

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>>6773058
that shit was jack's fault bc of pic related:

>>6772893

>> No.6773071

>>6773065
Not because he couldn't do math per se, but because he completely made up an arbitrary number as the value of his company

>> No.6773101

>I don't want to be rich
>But give me 300k for 20% of my shitass sauce business

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>>6772893
You are now aware that Jack looks like a bearded, white Tay Zonday.

>> No.6773177

I love the fact that the episode actually highlighted what a shit cook the guy is.

>never used wood
>never barbecued
>sells barbecue sauce

Only thing going for him is his channel which is going to get guaranteed views because it's a train wreck of wifey material tier recipes.

>> No.6773181

>IT'S RAW
>T
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>S
>
>R
>A
>W

>> No.6773183

>>6772988
Dude this is totally scripted. It made for good TV. That's the reason investment this West Texas "Investment" club is invested in.

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>>6773177
>>6773037
>>6772893

>> No.6773207

>>6773025

he said views per month, not uniques. he is probably telling the truth. he has 42 million views on his channel right now

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>>6773207
>no matter how you cook it, it's still beef

>> No.6773384

>>6773207
no. it is around 330,000 views per month i think. he lied and said he was getting 1 mill - 1.5 mill a month.

>> No.6773386

>>6773384

300k if you count his entire youtube channel since 2006. that would be silly to do though.

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look at the ingredients for one of his products, "the best GOURMET seasoning you'll ever taste"

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>>6773440

> spices

>> No.6773556

>>6773037
Why is he rubbing 2 knives together?

>> No.6773616

>>6773440
>0 everything except salt
Salt is literally the best gourmet seasoning you'll ever taste, you fucking muppet. What are you, some kind of pepper fag?

>> No.6773700

holy shit this show is fucking hilarious

"alright guys what do you want the investment room to look like"

"put on a bunch of texas shit"

hahahahahahaha the fucking partycity judges badges this shit is real is fuck

its like a couple of cowboys got a reality show deal and had a blast with it i fucking love it

>> No.6773942

>>6773440
HALF of a fucking teaspoon is 18% of your daily sodium? What in the fuck? That shit must be concentrated salt.

>> No.6773982

>>6773556

To see which one is sharper

>> No.6774124

>>6773440

Of course that's what's in there. It's in every "all purpose seasoning". However, his one's probably among the better ones because no MSG.

>> No.6774154

>>6767671
Honestly they look like really nice folk and great company.

>> No.6774167

>>6774124
>probably among the worst ones because no MSG
ftfy

>> No.6774168

>>6767671
Who the fuck cares?

>> No.6774597

>>6773386
I added together the last 6 weeks of views he got and its about 366k

>> No.6774605

>>6774597
So he's just padding his viewer numbers? I knew there was something wrong when he said he only got $5k for 1 million views from Youtube.

>> No.6774623

>>6774605

I don't think $5,000 is realistic with the views he gets either, especially with each video being so short. I wouldn't believe any of the numbers he gave the investors honestly. I'm willing to bet most if not all of his Youtube money is funneled back into the channel when he buys subscribers. Joey has 38k subscribers and gets more viewers than Jack does and Joey's only popular because cu/ck/s love to make fun of him

>> No.6774697

How can I watch this in bongland?

>> No.6775230

>>6774623
He might get a few sheckles from audible and Harry's razors he's been shilling for them lately.....vid not related
https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA

>> No.6775235

>>6775230
I don't understand why a guy with such a shitty beard would ever shill for a shaving razor.

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>>6775230
Says do not salt this at all then adds his shitty gourmet seasoning which is basically salt
Beatiful

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Are you cu/ck/s saying that this jelly sauce didn't get a 300k investment?

>> No.6776953

Did anyone outside of Murica get that cnbc link to work?

>> No.6777036

>>6776549
Beautiful

>> No.6777050

>>6776953
Oz here - nope

>> No.6777052

>>6776549
Oh God

What's the shit around the rim? Looks like congealed vaseline.

>> No.6777170

>>6776953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3XZNBy5TI

>> No.6777216

>>6777170
thanks anon

>> No.6777259

>>6777052

extra jelly, for the haters

>> No.6777278

>>6777170

they actually say "raw pork with jelly."

>> No.6777297

So I'm just getting around to watching it now and HOLY FUCK I didn't realise how fat Ja/ck/ is until I saw him getting off the plane.

>> No.6777317

>>6777297
Watch to the end of it, they make good fun of him if you like that.

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>>6777317
>Watch to the end of it, they make good fun of him if you like that.
not really, they have a baww moment cause jack is a gigantic faggot. in the end the show made him look good and was completely opposite of a hackjob.

>> No.6777378

>>6774623
>when he buys subscribers
Oh shit, I totally forgot that was a thing. Was constantly wondering how the hell he has so many subscribers when the view counts for his videos are so low (relatively speaking).

>> No.6777474

>>6777362
They said a joke that he's hard to miss.

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Holy shit the Rooster guy named his kids after beer.

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>>6777474
after the 5 minute puppy love session where jack cries and they apologize to him and says hes great but his sauce sucks.

jack must be posting here or something because that was the best free advertisement scam ive seen on /ck/ in awhile.

>> No.6777645

>>6777544
>brother of actor Matthew McConaughey

It is seriously amazing what this hick family has been able to do

>> No.6777658

>>6777544
THATS THE THE PRICE OF FREEDOM

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>>6777544
>named his kids after beer.

>> No.6777704

>>6777544
>Miller Lyte
>Lyte

why

>> No.6778397

>>6777704
Is it a bad beer?

>> No.6778406

>>6777645
I guess it's true it's only connections that get you into fame and running a TV show giving you free reign to purchase businesses :(

>> No.6778572

>>6778397
Any american light beer is carbonated piss that's only drank by broke college students, fratbros and poorfags

>> No.6778603

>>6778572

How does light beer even work? How is it made? What's substituted to make it "light"?

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Who Ja/ck/in' it right now?

>> No.6778994

>>6777362
You must be fucking dumb if you think that he looked good coming out of that show. It was humiliating and he looked like a totally clueless, childish, obese gob (which he is)--a rare moment of clarity for TV.

>> No.6779005

>>6778572
>Any american light beer is carbonated piss
while it is worse than most european mass produced lagers, its not that much worse, they might as well be viewed as one large category of shit beer regardless of country of origin

>> No.6779019

here's the canned episode. It's pretty fuckin' good

>normally hate this shit
>hate jack more
>therefore its good

http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>> No.6780285

>>6778406
http://www.tvinsider.com/article/32425/rooster-mcconaughey-yep-matthews-brother-crows-about-his-reality-show-west-texas-investors-club/

He actually seems like pretty good guy.