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What will he fuck up next?

>> No.6767550

King cu/ck/ just uploaded a video and is trying to get his viewers to stop visiting YouTube and instead purchase his $1 app or else they'll miss all of his quality content.

https://youtu.be/QyJ6NF4sfVE?t=4m19s

>> No.6767551

is that butter or cream cheese?

>> No.6767558
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>http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-all-new-tuesday-10p-etpt/

After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce, Butch and Rooster put him to the test against the top pitmaster in West Texas. Later, a single mother tries to sell the investors on a website that helps parents save for their child’s college education.

>> No.6767621

>>6767510
>wow, look at that
>beautiful

>> No.6767623

>>6767621
I fucking heard him saying that in my head

>> No.6767626

I wish Ja/ck/ was my daddy, no homo.

>> No.6767637

Guys are we live streaming this shit tonight, or is there a chat?

Someone organize a plan. I would but mac is shit.

>> No.6767651

>>6767637
in how many hours does this shit air? I'm not in murica

>> No.6767674

>>6767651

9 hours. hopefully we can work out some sort of stream once more people are in the thread

>> No.6767686

>>6767674
I'm monitoring this thread.
>yfw in Canada, so close yet so far

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>>6767651
>>6767674
There's this: http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream
but it's bradcasting CNN. How does it works in the states, does CNBC broadcasts CNN during the day or it's just the wrong online stream?

>> No.6767703

>>6767651
>>6767686
>>6767695
Got it! CNBC live stream!
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

>> No.6767704

>>6767674
fuck, that's shit late/early for me. I have to read the aftermath and watch it later

>> No.6767707

>>6767703
Oh man, you're great

>> No.6767708

>>6767550
not trying to start shit but do all americans pronounce oregano like that?

>> No.6767749
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>>6767708
americans are worse than french people to pronounce foreign languages

>mfw they say: roux, creuset, béchamel, omelette AU fromage, coq au vin

>> No.6767755

>>6767703
H Y P E

>> No.6767769

>>6767708

yes

>> No.6767779

>>6767749
roo, dutch oven, bayshamel, omlay du fromage, cockalvin

>> No.6767817

>>6767510
Please give me a link to that video.
plz

>> No.6767824

>>6767817
no, don't give him

>> No.6767843

>>6767824
Someone give you grammar?

>> No.6767943

>>6767749
Foie gras.
As a Frenchfag, I couldn't understand myself reading this very post. But fuck English speakers trying to speak French, it's indecipherable gibberish.

>> No.6767945

>>6767943
mon /ck/opain!

>> No.6768133
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>>6767824
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>6767817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

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>>6768133
I love you, fam.
Stay based.

>> No.6768155

We need to start keeping a tally of how many times he says beautiful in every new video.

>> No.6768178

>>6768155
>Look at that, aaeeehhh? See, that's what you're looking for. We have that beautiful dark color and the inside if we cut in urgghhhh is going to be argghhhh moist and juicy. It's a little pink guys but that's okay, that's just how I like it. If you want it just a little more done just pop it in the microwave for a couple of sec-minutes and it'll be ready to enjoy

>> No.6768185

>>6768155
This is an amazing idea for a drinking game.

>> No.6768191
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Reminder that jack cooks flies into his already disgusting food.

>> No.6768201

>>6767558
>We believe in the meme but we don't believe in you.

>> No.6768225
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>i prefer it a bit raw

>> No.6768232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5OaYkjdPc

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This fucking retards face while trying to process a simple conversation with his brother.....you can literally see his brain straining.....we shall call him simple jack from now on

>> No.6768251

>>6767943
English often borrows proper nouns from other languages. Sometimes people don't want to sound like fucksticks by imitating an accent for a single word. Language is elastic. Settle down.

>> No.6768253

>>6768232
Does this guy have a mental deficiency or is this just how all australians act?

>> No.6768255

>>6768253
the latter

>> No.6768261

>>6768133
>calls a quesadilla a "cheese crisp"
>butter on the inside, NONE IN THE FUCKING PAN
>folds it AFTER he puts it in the pan

He's a retard. He's an actual fucking retard.

>> No.6768272

>>6768255
Are you sure?
That dead stare into the camera kinda made him look like he had some of the downs.

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>>6768261
It doesn't even come out crispy

>> No.6768292

>>6767510
Jack threads need the same treatment as Joey threads.
>literal cancer

>> No.6768294

>>6768261
But if he puts the butter in the pan, he wont be able to eat all the butter.

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>>6768234

>> No.6768319

>>6768133
can someone link the vid of the chicken 2nd pic from the top left? i remember he said you could microwave the chicken for a minute or two and it would be ok.

>> No.6768331

>>6768319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

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>>6768331

>> No.6768334

>>6768331
doing gods work anon. thanks

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>>6768191

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>>6768191
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6768331
Tonight I really hope those Texas rednecks shoot him, rape his remains and dump them in the desert.

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>>6768331

>> No.6768382

>>6768371
The Aristocrats!

>> No.6768390

>>6767550

>Contadina Sauce

I hope he chose it so he doesn't have to salt it later

>> No.6768398

>>6768382
Gilbert Godfey did it the best.

>> No.6768447

https://youtu.be/xe4JkMT0DvM

>> No.6768466

>>6768447
>throws in the onions while the meat is cooking
Things like this trigger me like nothing else

>> No.6768472

>>6768447
>it's lazy man's because it all comes from a can or a jar

but that's what u do anyway jack

>> No.6768486

>>6768447
>looks like I really made something fancy, isn't it?

>> No.6768488

>>6768447
How is that even considered anything near chili?
Why isn't anyone saying anything in the comments?
and why hasn't his heart exploded from all that sodium?

>> No.6768495

>>6768488
Also that nigga loves salsa going all the way back to his perfect omelette video to now whaere he puts that shit in so many dishes

>> No.6768496

>>6768447
>Looks like I made something really fancy doesn't it?

Fuck no it doesn't. Stupid fucker didn't even put chili powder in GOD DAMN CHILI!

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>>6768331
>you see how moist that is?

NO ALL I SEE IS RAW CHICKEN

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>>6767551
does it really make a difference?

>> No.6768519
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>>6768510
It's so juicy and wet

>> No.6768529

>>6768519
>HERE'S A TIP IF YOU SEE RAW MEAT JUST MICROWAVE IT FOR A MINUTE WORKS EVERY TIME

fucking thank you jack you're so great at cooking jack

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4 more hours bros! GET HYPE!

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>>6768551
YAY!!!!

>> No.6768607

>>6768551
why should i get hype?

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>>6768519
>>6768529

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>>6768551

wat exactly are we getting hyped about?

>> No.6768616

>>6768612
>just put it in the microwave for a minute, works everytime.

>> No.6768621

>>6768607
>>6768615
King Cu/ck/ himself will get embarrassed on a real tv reality show.

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>>6768621

explain this faggotry, rite NAO.

>> No.6768632

>>6768623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkzzRkgGsI

Aren't you guys lucky you saw this thread?

>> No.6768642

>>6768623
See
>>6767671

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>>6768331
>>6768519
>>6768510

>> No.6768648

>>6768632

I'm confused, is the cu/ck/ trying to get money for his jewtube channel?

>> No.6768650

>>6768632
Dragons Den: Duck Dynasty edition

>> No.6768655

>>6768519
>>6768612
>>6768616

This is my first visit to /ck/.

Thank you so much for making it an enjoyable one.

>> No.6768665

>>6768655
Google Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Accept that this man is a successful businessman and reality tv star.

Then make and eat it.

>> No.6768671

>>6768665
>>6768655
If anyone ever makes this you are OBLIGATED to make a video and post it.

>> No.6768674
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6768674

Tonight... tonight... TONIGHT!

>> No.6768680

>>6768632
Jack has already said that he is going to give his side of the story after it airs. I'm pretty sure you have to sign a NDA to be on these types of shows. It's going to be funny if he gets in trouble.

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>>6768232
As an asian watching this

>> No.6768704
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NEARING THE 3 HOURS MARK GENTS!
from Tokyo to Toronto, Miami to Hawaii, are you R E A D YYY?

>> No.6768707

gay guy here, where will you guys watch the show?

>TFW no cable

>> No.6768711

>>6768447
"Beautiful" Tally for that video is surprisingly low he only said it 5 times.

>> No.6768716

>gotta go to sleep right now because I work early tomorrow
Fucking hell.

>> No.6768720

>>6768704
I'm in England, and I got shit to do tomorrow morning, but fuck it, I don't care if it's at 3am. I CANNOT miss this.

>>6768707
I think >>6767703 is the right channel. Also, are you cute? Do you want to cuddle?

>> No.6768722

>>6768707
>LINK????
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

>> No.6768732

>>6767550
Didn't he say he wasn't going to drink coffee?

>> No.6768749

>>6768732
I believe he said he drinks decaf now

>> No.6768754

>>6768447
that spoon pisses me off

>> No.6768762

OFFICIAL LIVE THREAD!!
>>>6768757
>>>6768757

Get in there!!!

>> No.6768778

>>6768762
What's wrong with this thread?

>> No.6768788

>>6768447
Holy fucking shit check this video out it's up there with garbage stew
https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA

>> No.6768799

>>6768762
Yeah faggot quit trying to be r he big boss man and take over this shit if you create to many threads the janitor will start deleting these like the joey threads

>> No.6768869

>>6768799
>>6768778
OP here, the other threads were likely created by Kenmen who likely want /Jack/ to go the way of /Joey/ and are trying to oversaturate the board so autists report them

>> No.6768880

>>6768232
That fried rice looks like shit.

>> No.6768915

Who the fuck is this jack guy, I saw the finger food video and I shed a little tear.... I'm a grown ass man and this fool made me cry

>> No.6768918

>>6768915
You must be a big faggot then

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>>6768869
There is no such thing as "kenmen" just people that hate Joey. No one actually likes that fucking criminal.

>> No.6769051

>>6769005
What crimes did Joey do?
I can't imagine that fat manchild doing anything serious...

>> No.6769154

>>6768788

>roasting chicken still frozen solid

Do Amerifats actually do this?

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>>6769051
I wasn't calling Joey a criminal you dip, I was referring to Ken "receipt savin, tax evadin" Domik. Pic related it's a pic of Ken and his twin brother.

>> No.6769221

>>6768788
I've actually tried this recipe out. It's bretty good

>> No.6769269

almost time, guys... get pumped

>> No.6769305

>>6769269
PANIC STATIONS. STREAM IS WRONG STREAM. SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE. FIND A STREAM.

>> No.6769351

>>6769305
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream

>> No.6769357

>>6769351
The day is saved!

>> No.6769363

>>6767708
Wouldn't it make more sense to say it like it was italian?

>> No.6769415

>>6769351
>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream
Man is it just me or is the stream really dark? Can barely see that shit

>> No.6769432

>>6769415
looks fine on mine

>> No.6769454

>>6769415

Press the 'close' button at the bottom of the stream.

>> No.6769457 [DELETED] 

>>6769415
You're supposed to close the ad.

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>> No.6769560

he's fucking up so bad my sides

>> No.6769580

>>6769560
pure schadenfreude and I love it

>> No.6769602

>>6769454
oh mate cheers

>> No.6769636

>>6769580
HOLY FUCK HE IS SIGNING SAUCES

>> No.6769650

This piece of shit isn't even cooking in the competition

>> No.6769711

>>6769650
Even if he wins the taste test he's already pissed off the investors. Why did he spend so much time talking to the people who aren't forking over the money?

>> No.6769719

>>6769711
He's an egotistical fat fuck, that's why.

>> No.6769760

Jacks sauce was so good that it overloaded the stream with flavor

>> No.6769789

>>6769760
Did the stream die for you too?

>> No.6769802

>>6769789
It died for everyone. Anyone saying stream 2 or something is retarded.

>> No.6769805

>>6769789

For everyone.

From context he lost anyway.

>> No.6769826

>>6769805
Watching on CNBC's direct stream. Will update if Jack gets cucked.

>> No.6769838

>>6769826

Lovely.

>> No.6769846

>>6769838
He may get the deal.
They want a piece of his Youtube show. THEY ACTUALLY THINK HE"S POPULAR ON THERE.

>> No.6769859

>>6769846
They are now calling his claim that his "company" is worth 1.5 Million.

>> No.6769874

>>6769859
They now said "Did you come on this show to get publicity"

He's mad they called him a liar.

>> No.6769887

>>6769874
He cried on tv.

They followed up with "Lets wrap this shit up"

>> No.6769914

>>6769874
I am so glad they called him out on that.If he really cared about cooking, he would have taken a lot of the criticism he gets on his videos to heart. Instead he only fixes his major fuck ups. Him uploading videos of his family on vacation shows he cares more about celebrity status than his food

>> No.6769965

>>6769887
I really need someone to put this up on youtube, so's I can masturbate to his sweaty cucktears

>> No.6769981

>>6768234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s18WiitofZQ

>> No.6769985

>>6769965

>>6769980

>> No.6770118

remember he's got over 500 videos

>> No.6770138

http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-deleted-scene-an-unusual-pit-stop/
not very interesting deleted scene

>> No.6770173

>>6767708

where does he say it?

>> No.6770187

LOL, this guys are riot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB17eZqr5fE

>> No.6770192

>>6770187
*a

>> No.6770194

>>6770138
Jack was a music manager? Wtf?

>> No.6770649

Lol he cried like a bitch while begging for money.

>> No.6770972

>>6768300
Looks like a white Biz Markee with no style.

>> No.6771011

>>6769914
>his fucking commercial breaks, advertising his own products in the middle of his videos
He reminds me of how Chris-chan would put ads for imaginary Sonichu products in his comics.

>> No.6771013

>>6770187
Oh sweet jesus, did he forget to take the foil off the hot dogs or is this red stuff edible? I know he's completely crazy, but that's going a little too far.

>> No.6771063

>>6768133
Can I get sources for all of these? I need more.

>> No.6771068

so what's happening, I'm not installing some shit player just 2 watch mr cuck.

>> No.6771071

>>6771068
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>> No.6771073

>>6771071
ty

>> No.6771101

>>6771071
>have to sign into a TV provider just to watch it

>> No.6771103

>>6771071
lol staged as fuck. 2 the trash can lads!!! topkek.

>> No.6771107

>>6771071
I'm not American, can someone rip this shit or something please?

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>>6771071

>> No.6771114

He just posted on Facebook that he knows 4Chan are trying to troll him.
>mfw: it's over

>> No.6771117

>>6771114
rofl; what does 4chan have to do w/ that failure. It really wasn't that bad though tbh. they liked the guy and his sauce.

>> No.6771120

>>6767510
How do people let themselves get so fat that their arms literally shrink into their sides and function as if they were shorter?

>> No.6771131

>>6771120
>I will never let myself get that fat
>keeps eating fast food
>aight I'm a little overweight, nothing I can't handle
>starts working out
>keeps eating fast food
>stops working out cause bored of it
>little heavier now
>repeat

just a guess. People are a lot heavier or skinnier than they actually think they are upon looking in a mirror. Kind of the same way you don't recognize your voice or face on video.

>> No.6771133

Holy shit this guy can't impress rednecks. I live in Texas and I haven't had nearly this much trouble. Also, don't mention to investors that you have a business they can't touch. Did he not watch dragon's den or anything before coming?

>> No.6771137

>>6771133
I spoke too soon. HE HAS NEVER BARBECUED WTF

>> No.6771139

>>6771131
>tfw ex had a fat fetish
>tfw as soon as we broke up, I started losing weight without even trying

>> No.6771145

>>6771114
screencap pls, i can't find it

>> No.6771148

>>6768519
I wonder if he leaves it on the bench for two days, to let that salmonella really develop.

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>>6768133
>my wife makes this
>block of cream cheese on a plate covered in salsa

>> No.6771165

>>6771139
She probably slipped fat and sugar in your food tbh

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>>6768133
>cutting sheets
>cutting boards get in your food
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????mfw

Guarantee their are toxic plastic particles getting in his food from using a 'cutting sheet'

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>>6767550
one thing that pisses me off more than anything with this guy is how he seemingly goes out of his way to make sure all his ingredients are store brought. A "chef" could manage diced fucking tomatoes, I'm sure.

>> No.6771273

>>6768331
>A disgustingly overweight man eats raw chicken with blood on it.
What a time to be alive

I want to see Ja/ck/ go head to head against BASED CHEF JOHN.
Especially since last night on the TV show, the investors are like "That's raw" "we need to help this guy".

>> No.6771287

>>6767558
Is it released yet?

>> No.6771613

>>6771117
some faggot friended him on FB yesterday and sent him a link to /ck/

>> No.6771621

>>6768331
why does that chicken look green?

>> No.6771624

>>6768331
Jesus Christ, that is so fucking raw. I'm so glad he recommended microwaving it

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>>6767510
Anything buzzfeed is cringe.

>> No.6771640

>>6771631
WHAT THE FUCK.

>> No.6771672

>>6770194
He's more of a music manager than a chef

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Just taking a bite of one of these would reduce my lifespan by a year.

>> No.6771844

>>6771841
Are those double stuffed Oreos stuffed with peanut butter and chocolate sauce?

Jesus.

>> No.6771846

>>6771844
I think the chocolate sauce is nutella tbh

>> No.6771854
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>>6771854
>dying for american "cheese"

>> No.6771944

>>6771071
>Jack cooking for 100 people

lmfao, the fucker can barely open a can of beans for himself

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>>6771932
>tfw no gods no masters

U S A
S
A

>> No.6771966 [DELETED] 

>>6771287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8STQAzMbPyw

>> No.6771970 [DELETED] 

>>6771966
Sorry, should've checked the video before posting. Not actually the episode, has a link to what's probably some malware riddled site.

>> No.6771999

>>6770187
I actually want to try this, but with like actual food. Like some actual sausage and some nice cheese

>> No.6772300

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhgOEsAd1xY

>> No.6772318

>182 replies
>ctrl-f
>no Marie

the fuck is wrong with you /ck/? You're slippin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6772361

>>6771071
what the fuck is this master chef?

>> No.6772374

>>6768225
what the hell is that?

>> No.6772396

>>6768690
watching anime and eating pocky does not make you asian.

>> No.6772402
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>>6772318
>tfw you're not confident in the sodium content of your tomato sauce

>> No.6772518

>>6772318
>how to make tomato sauce
>start with canned tomato sauce :^)

why

>> No.6772653

>>6767943
Okay that may be true, but in our defense, French is an indecipherable gibberish language.
Are there even rules to it?

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>>6767558
What a qt

>> No.6772768

>>6772742
yuck, are you serious? I'm not saying I'd turn down sex with her, but I'd have sex with just about anything with a hole.

>> No.6773302
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>try to watch video on cnbc site
>just sits there loading
>I'm being cucked

>> No.6773356

>>6772396
what if it literally did

>> No.6773670
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Am I the only one who thought this guy was HowToBasic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Ot6AIYwdY

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>>6772318
>when she fucking chops the onions

>> No.6773751

tfw jack could've afforded to feed his family vegetables if he didn't sperg out about his youtube show

>> No.6773854

>>6771103
Staged? Are you a retard? You're that faggot Gaybert aren't you?

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>>6769005
lol yeah right there's PLENTY of honest Ken-Men on this board stop trying to compare your bashful fat fuck retard to a brilliant genius like Ken plz you're just embarrassing yourself.

>> No.6774031

>>6772518
>start with canned tomato sauce
>finish with canned tomato sauce

>> No.6774034

>>6771071
>gabbing on about his "show"
>real men doing the smoking

I understand that you've never barbecued before, but holy fuck it's just common decency to not push it off on someone who offers to help.

>> No.6774058

>>6772653
Y-yes. Well, mostly, there are exemptions to rules.
Google "English prononciation poem", I'm on mobile.

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aunt myrna's recipes are always nauseating

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Actually not all that bad.
Costs ~$0.60 a 'burger

>> No.6774173

>>6772318
I'm almost positive she has some form of autism-spectrum disorder.

t. autist

>> No.6774192

>>6774171
o-okay.. enjoy being skinnyfat forever

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>>6768191
How the fuck can't you notice a fly in a yellow mixture?

>> No.6774207

>>6768331
Why would he upload that? It's one thing to fuck up, everyone does once in a while but why the fuck share it with the world?

>> No.6774209

>>6768447
My phone refused to play this video and I think I'm glad it did.

>> No.6774223

>>6767558
>Later, a single mother tries to sell the investors on a website that helps parents save for their child’s college education.

What's that website saying? "Don't spend all your money"?

>> No.6774224

>>6768665
God that looks fucking horrible. Bet it tastes like vomit as well.
Lazy as fuck by the way. Canned chopped pineapple, chopped nuts and pre-whipped cream...

>> No.6774225

>>6768331

>not eating your chicken blue rare

>> No.6774237

So did he blow it?

Did he crash and burn?

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>>6768232
The video stopped at this face. Enough said.

I cringed more than I expected. Looks like flavourless garbage a student would cook when totally shitfaced. Everything that could go wrong went wrong. Putting so much shit in one pan just boils it. And garlic in a fucking jar? Are you kidding me?
Also I hope he shat his bowels out for using that much sesame oil holy fuck.

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>>6771960
>USA
>No gods

Looked on your money recently anon?

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>>6773743
Now you can watch it on repeat

>> No.6774350

>>6774237
He didn't know how to barbecue so he let the millionaire investors do his barbecuing for him while he hit on their wives

The cuck becomes the bull

>> No.6774353

>>6774337
who is this semen demon?

>> No.6774356

>>6774353
Little caprice

>> No.6774378

>>6774356
well she looks very much like my friend's wife
t-thanks

>> No.6774383

>>6774378
You're in for some guilty faps. The best kind tbh.

>> No.6774386

>>6774378
Have fun winding your watch

>> No.6774387

>>6774383
the only kind i enjoy anymore tbh

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6774409

New Cuck on the Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKfPI3VIWps

>> No.6774441

Surprise! Have some good food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_jOrzyYG9c

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>>6774409

Raw mushrooms in a miso soup that has no seaweed?

OK then.

Why do the Chinese open so many Japanese restaurants? Never quite understood this.

>> No.6774511

>>6774350

Did he get the money

>> No.6774514

>>6774511
Nope, they rejected him pretty hard.

He wanted 300,000 bucks, which was pretty ridiculous.

>> No.6774572

>>6771114
>you didn't post a face
>youre probably that faggot that linked his fat ass here

kill youirself

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Does anyone else think Jack looks like a bulldog?

>> No.6774666

>>6767551
cream cheese. is actually pretty delicious. I use fritos scoops instead of wheat thins

>> No.6774686

>>6774666
Why not use sour cream instead?

Clearly superior.

>> No.6774692

>>6774686
the thick texture of cream cheese is what makes it the better option.

>> No.6774701

>>6774692
OK I just tried this and you are 100% correct. thank you for making me see the error of my ways.

>> No.6774739

>>6774655

No, that dog is cute. Jack is a heathen.

>> No.6774762

>>6774441
Why do I like this guy so much?

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>>6774337
>his money LITERALLY has depictions of currently living people
top cuck

>> No.6774899

>>6771208
He's an imbecile, but not everyone has the space to grow tomatoes themselves.

>> No.6775066

>>6771208
Or squeeze some sam marzanos in to a pulp

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>>6774133

>> No.6775106

>>6774496
Ramen is of Chinese origin, Japan has vastly adapted the dishes though.

>> No.6775578

>>6771071
>this is my good friend Jack Scalifatti
gil goin in RAW

>> No.6775628

>>6774701
My mom has a similar recipe: salsa in the bottom of the pan with sour cream and melted cheese on top

>> No.6776294

>>6774496
Chinks really like Japanese food.
Source: Me, I'm a chink.

>> No.6776968

>>6774496
>not even shiitake
>american Chinese food
>Chinese fried rice

>> No.6776970

>>6774762
cause you are white trash

>> No.6776979

>>6774762
He isn't really trashy, he makes good food, I like him too.

>> No.6777013

>>6771071
Is anyone gonna upload this anywhere else? I've seen it and enjoyed it but it pains me to know that my friends from outside the US can't yet.

>> No.6777024

>>6777013
i want to seee

>> No.6777105

There's a torrent out
http://www.btsdl.cc/west-texas-investors-club-s01e02-a-time-to-grill-ws-dsr-x264-ny2-tf4793301.html

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>>6767550
>watch this heaven

>> No.6777221

>>6767510
Is this fat guy the /ck/ version of Douge Walker?

>> No.6777227

>>6777105
omg thank you good sir

>> No.6777231

>>6767708
>add the Oh-regano
>now add the Bay-Sil
>My soda pop is in an Ah-loo-min-um can
>my new car is a hunday coop
>A man asked me out today, i said no and he asked again. So i reported him to the police for rape

all of these are perfectly acceptable sentences in america

>> No.6777232

>>6767943
> But fuck English speakers trying to speak French, it's indecipherable gibberish.
well they are speaking french...

>> No.6777251

>>6777231
Fun fact, aluminum was the original spelling and pronunciation. The Brits arbitrarily changed it to "Al-hoo-min-ee-uhm"
I suppose it was to make it sound like other elements on the table.

>> No.6777267

>>6777251
google says neither were the original spelling or pronunciations

>> No.6777276

>>6771011
because real comics had adds in them...

>> No.6777280

>>6773302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3XZNBy5TI

>> No.6777282

>>6777013
>>6777024
see
>>6777280

>> No.6777285

>>6777280
Noice

>> No.6777290

>>6777280
I can't, this could be too much for me.

>> No.6777293

>>6772318
>ItAllian
wut...

and her "measuring" by surface area, does she realize pots are different sizes?

>stove on approximately level 7

>> No.6777304

>>6772318
holy shit, a steak knife to cut the onion? what?
>baysil
what the fuck is what this oil?

why is there a break?

why add the oil and strain out the vegetables? what the fuck?


this looks like canned spag bol shit, this can't taste good.

>> No.6777314

>>6777251
You mean the English? i think they have the final word in how to pronounce English words...

>> No.6777320

>>6777280
This is so hard to watch. I feel sorry for ja/ck/.
Should I keep watching it since I also despise him?

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>>6777280
>the production
>the west texas
>those characters
>the production again

>> No.6777335

>>6777280
Their accents make me want to murder and rape their families in front of them.

>> No.6777371

>>6777280
Well Jack musta listened to them and went and started to do grilling. It's an attempt at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1DQbU8oev0

>> No.6777411

>>6767550

What's V8? I thought that was some kind of motor oil or something

>> No.6777413

>>6777411
Some vegetable juice, pretty standard stuff.

>> No.6777438

>>6777280
america is stupid

>> No.6777440

>>6777314
>2015
>not knowing how the english language works
top kek

>> No.6777491

>>6777280
aw man his oscar winning speech at the end gets me every time

>> No.6777495

>>6768133
Loving the slap chop in the background

>> No.6777514

>>6777314
>English is a combination of mostly Latin and Germanic root languages
>implying britbongs have any say at all

Please.

>> No.6777654

>>6771631
Only the fattest, most disgusting people I know post this buzzfeed garbage.

> It's bacon sushi, but instead of fish and rice, it's bacon, cream cheese, and fritos crumbs. Did I mention BACON?

I'd tell them to kill themselves, but they're all dying from heart disease anyway.

>> No.6777663

>>6774343
Not even good at cooking/knife skills but goddamn lady had no one ever told what a massive idiot you are?

>> No.6777748

>>6777280

I absolutely hate television and everything on it. This is absolutely horrible.

>> No.6777766

>>6768133
ok the fact he put butter on the inside of that tortilla triggered me

>> No.6777772

>>6768331
IT'S RAW!

>> No.6777773

>>6768133
What is he doing in the top row, 3rd from left?

>> No.6777794

>>6777773
Cutting a wooden spoon with a ceramic knife and breaking the shit out of it.

>> No.6777815 [DELETED] 

>>6777794
but why

>> No.6777874 [DELETED] 

>>6777280
Are there really people that go out of their way to resemble stereotypical characters from a western? The inbred goldminer, the borderline retarded woodcutter and the flamboyant gang leader.

>> No.6777974

>>6768133
> gives lesson on manors for eating disgusting cream cheese block covered in store bought salsa

Is this for real?

>> No.6777983

>>6768519
this needs to be the /ck/ sticky pic

>> No.6777997

>>6768519

Chicken is one of the red meats.

>> No.6778018

>>6768665
>>6768665
what the fuck did i just watch

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FUCK YOU CAPTCHA. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME CLICK THAT FUCKING PIZZA.

>> No.6778152

>Jack claims to answer every email

Can anyone verify this?

>> No.6778219

>>6778152
Someone from /ck/ emailed him complaining that his videos say free shipping inside the US, but it's not true. Jack said that he used to do free shipping, but doesn't anymore.

>> No.6778271

>>6778219

Right, I remember that guy.
N-E-ways, I cannot believe that we're still stuck on just one anon trying out Jack's sauce. I want to know if it's been not properly stored or anything at that Walmart (they don't discount his sauces by the way) or if the sauces really are just thick jelly

>> No.6778276

>>6778219
It would be hilarious if Jack came into one of these threads trying to defend his shitty cooking. It will probably never happen because Jack is too stupid to 4chan.

>> No.6778281

>>6771841
>>6771844
>>6771846
>Oh come on, peanut butter isn't that bad for you and a little nutella never hurt anyone
>Wait
>That's not peanut butter
>Fucking COOKIE DOUGH
I... I should go for a run.

>> No.6778434

>>6778271
He seemed to be able to pour it on the investors club show, also in https://youtu.be/Je3V7U5Ctj4?t=992 it seems to pour fine, with the exception of a bit of a gel layer that seemed to form on top.

>> No.6779200

>>6768390
underrated post

>> No.6779214

>>6778081
>pies
>only one pie if you count pizza

>> No.6779524

>>6768466
cans someone explain whats wrong with cooking onions and meat at the same time?

>> No.6779531

>>6779524
I'm no cook but you're supposed to sautee the onions first or something but I'm not sure

>> No.6779607

>>6779524
You won't get any browning on the meat.

>> No.6779752

>>6777748
i thought it was fucking hilairous and i haven't watched tv in years

look at that ridiculous set, its obvious everyone was just having fun with it

>> No.6779803

>>6767550
>chubby old white men who wear their hats backwards
>this will get me youtube hits because the kids will think I'm "with it"

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>>6767550
holy fuck that onion is huge

>> No.6779809

>>6767550
>you don't have to wait for the oil to get hot
Stopped watching right there

>> No.6779835

>>6771112
Can someone summarize what happened or is there a mirror? I dont know if this works form Australia.

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I feel sick.

Brb killing myself with toothpicks.

>> No.6779864

>>6779835
see
>>6777280

>> No.6780372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2mXioTWR8
Two cucks, four bags

>his son keep licking his fingers
God damn disgusting fucks

>> No.6780406

>>6780372
Jack Jr. is actually incredibly high test and not a cuck

He's the bull if anything.