/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6762894
man, that is so beautiful

>>6762894
Why don't you tell us what it is

>>6762898

snake on a stick

>>6762894
no

>eating a garbage animal cooked in sewer oil
>pretending street food isnt same level as flyover possum stew

>>6762914

There might be some foreign restaurants that serve it

I would love to find a restaurant in the United States that serves at least okay cooked snake, spider, or rat, maybe grasshopper or ant too

>>6762894
i think chipotle

>>6762918

Snake meat is tasty

Snake meat and lizard haunch in soy sauce on yellow rice = 10/10 meal

>>6762919

I think some pet stores sell these as snake and lizard food. Is there anywhere they can be found PRE dead before getting cleaned and cooked for human consumption though? I want to try these with noodles or in a salad

>>6762925
>attempting to reason with someone who uses 'flyover', even ironically

I wouldn't bother anon

>>6762923

If only

>>6762918

Street food common to urban areas of LDCs can be pretty good if well prepared

>>6762930
keep talking about how great your street food is when its a sidewalk vermin cooked in sewer oil.

>>6762936

>>6762940
mmm nothing like travelling across the pacific to gloat on your instagram about eating roadkill

>>6762942

not like americans can't just drive to louisiana to eat fresh caught alligator tail at some third tier cajun restaurant every day

>>6762928

Do you have to unshell them or can you eat the exoskeleton?

>>6762928

There are snack crickets for sale on amazon's food section

How does snake taste?

>>6762901
>>6762894
>Eating snakes
Snakes are made for being cute tho

>>6762894

There is a thing that happens in southern California called the 626 night market, google it. Pick a random animal and there will be a tent serving it skewered.Cash only tho those fucking gooks.

>>6762955
same as shrimps, although the exoskeleton might be even harder since they dont live underwater and need more protection

>>6762894
babby snek doesn't like your post

>>6762925
>soy sauce is tasty
Anything that requires being soaked in MSG is only good because MSG is "good"

>eating based snek

>>6762894
Try the Titty Twister. It's bar in Mexico that's open from dusk until dawn.

>>6763635

fun movie

>>6762894
burger king. but you have to order it with "the handshake"

>>6763612
Yeah, because we're all idiots like you who think MSG and soy sauce are exactly alike and the flavour of soy sauce surely couldn't complement shit.

>>6764278

soy sauce is best sauce

>>6764295
A challanger appears

>>6765038
That shits basically fermented sewer water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZznz1vs2sk

>>6762950
It's a 23 hour drive for me to get to Louisiana if I can average 65mph, which I doubt I would be able to. You don't have to drive to Louisiana to get alligator, though.

There should be more restaurants serving fried spider or garden snake.

>>6762894
tarantula?

http://imgkid.com/fried-tarantula.shtml

>>6762950
Do you have any fucking idea how big America is? Our states are the size of European countries.

>>6762928
Yeah, at a pet store

>>6765533
>>6766737
>not just living in Louisiana, or one of the parts of Texas that steals all its food from Louisiana

>>6766754
>living in the south

Not a fan of poor white trash, rednecks, niggers, and spics.

>>6766737

yeah but americans only actually live in a few parts of america like new york or la or the south

the rest is just grass land and farm

>>6766742

Pet stores usually sell crickets alive

>>6767406
I don't think you're American, because that just isn't true. There are cities all over the midwest, and plenty of people live on farms.

>>6767406
People only think this because these are the only parts anyone talks about. There are over 300 million people in the US, and many of them live in areas other than those.
>staying in Ecuador
>"so are you from LA? or New York?"

>>6766757
I live in New Orleans in a century old home in a city famed as an international culinary destination. No white trash, not with average home price being around 1 million dollars.

>>6767636
You're saying you never have to do with white trash or niggers?

>>6767636
i love new orleans but its not for living too much crime bruh

>>6766737

This is a lie, you could walk across America in a day

But obesity is such a problem there most people don't try

>>6768310
America is approximately 2400 miles across, which means you'd have to walk 100 miles an hour the whole way in order to cross the country in a day.

>>6768315

That's no problem if you are fit, healthy

I don't think I could eat that. Not because snakes are icky or something, but there's gotta be barely any tender meat on that. It's all just bones and sinew and guts.

>>6768323
kek

>>6768342

So are quail legs

So are frog legs

>>6764278
>MSG and soy sauce are exactly alike
As soon as anything has MSG in it in strong doase, like that shit sauce, it only becomes a MSG addition, all flavour is irelevant, MSG makes literal shit taste good.