/ck/ - Food & Cooking

my friend likes to call it rabbit food

he also unironically uses nigger "interchangeably" with "idiot" in every day conversation

idk, i guess he's retarded

>>6760262
How does someone even make it to that age without vegetables.

Response?

Okay, we can go to McDonald's fun land.

Yeah he's reached the age when he figured out it's better to be an unapologetic picky eater than to make excuses

People in their early 20s say "I'm allergic to broccoli, onions, carrots, lettuce, tomatoes, garlic, celery, parsley, cilantro, spinach, and anything else green, and also all seafood"

But sometimes people hear "allergy" and they think it literally means "allergy" and over time they realize it's wrong to lie.

I'm ok with this. Severe personality defects usually become polished enough by late 20s that I can put up with them. It's maladjusted retards in their early 20s, who still think they know everything, that are a problem.

>>6760271
Mommy just makes them tendies and nuggers and party pizzas instead because they probably threw temper tantrums when asked to eat vegetables as a child.

>>6760269
why is he your friend

>>6760286
That, detective, is the right question.

>>6760396
FIRE FOR THE HILLS, PICK UP YOUR FEET AND LET'S GO

>"You mean there are legal adults who are picky children?"
Yes. Unless they live with you and upset your meal plans, I don't see how it's a big deal.

>>6760396
I, Robot

>>6760269
>he also unironically uses nigger "interchangeably" with "idiot" in every day conversation

Get some thicker skin nigger

>>6760262
easy,i make a vegetarian menu ... ( and no I am not a vegeterian at all)

>>6760262
>>6760269
>>6760277
Your friends have autism.

>>6760419
You have no friends.

>>6760262
I dated a guy who was like this, plus he didn't eat anything with sauce.
Going out to eat was horrible and he used to blame me for being indecisive with restaurants, what he forgot was that everything I suggested he refused.
Once I accidentally gave him a sandwich with vegetables and he almost puked.

I heard that now he's a vegetarian, figures..

>friends dont like steak unless its overly well done
>friends dont like fish
>friends dont like jerky
>friends dont like the taste of beer
>friends don't cook at all
>i dont actually like them we just play videogames together

well, rule in my house is they get the same portion of meat and carbs as everyone else and f they're still hungry they can deal with it. they can fish whatever they want out if i've made something mixed (like a hotpot or whatever)

i have one friend who won't eat anything except plain pasta, bread bacon and unseasoned chicken and i've known them since they were 11 and they've always been this autistic... they're my exception.

everyone else is free to make themselves a sandwich if the meal i've cooked is too intimidating. i used to be a picky eater as a teen and it's a lot of unnecessary stress you bring on yourself, really.

also everyone throwing the old unfunny autism meme around should google and read up on how it can affect your GI tract... there are a decent few studies suggesting certain shades of the spectrum can really fuck up your digestion.

>>6760262

I have a friend that doesn't drink water. Under any circumstance. Only soda. He says the ice he gets in a soda is enough water to be healthy.

Oh, did you guess he was black?

>>6760438
> vegetables in a sandwich

>>6760451
I'm portuguese, I don't know the word it was one of those stuffed things with a different pastry, flaky I think?

>>6760262
It's called the boomers were shitty parents and raised a generation of fuckheads that being a childish picky eater was perfectly allowed and pandered to

>>6760262
my friends gf is like that but at least she eats 2 vegetables, lettuce and onions.

I know a handful of people who also say they don't like onion but probably eat it all the time without ever knowing.

I don't really let it bother me, if majority of people i am cooking for aren't picky, i am not going to go out of my way for that one person. They can bring what they need and make themselves something.

>>6760262
it was like this with my roommates too.
Usually they don't like vegetables so it was a pain since I usually like to cook at dinner for everyone.
Eventually they started to like them by tasting my recipes.

>>6760450
>Doesn't drink water

>Drinks soda with ice

Diabetic, AND has shit taste. Your friend's a real winner.

Why would anyone put ice into cold soda?

>>6760262
how do people like this ever take a shit?

>>6760277
Early 20s here, i was diagnosed with a blood disease last year. Now I'm on a blood thinner for the rest of my life that doesn't allow me to intake much vitamin k. Anything leafy/green has vitamin k. Going over to people's houses for dinner is embarrassing because I can't eat most of the dishes.

Feels bad

>>6760262
Mid twenties here, I don't enjoy vegetables.

I still eat them, but it's mostly out of a sense of obligation. I don't feel like dying when I'm forty, so I have to somehow work these distasteful bits of vegetal grossness into every meal.

No, I'm not just cooking them "Wrong" or something, multiple methods and multiple different cooks have failed to produce anything other than different varieties of bad flavors. No length of time eating them lets me get used to them. They're just sort of dietary penance for me, never going to be anything different.

Daily cooking has become, for me, the delicate art of hiding the bad flavor of vegetables with the deliciousness of meat, without going too far and ruining the deliciousness of meat with the distastefulness of vegetables. Sometimes I wish I was a cat and could just eat nothing but raw meat my whole life.

>>6760478
A great deal of straining is no doubt involved. Hemorhoids and anal fissures will one day result.

>>6760262
I almost became that. I used to only eat a few vegetables, less than 5. Because they were way too bitter for my tastes. I don't mean "Oh it's not the best thing ever so I'll avoid eating it" like picky children. I mean I practically got a flehmen response over broccoli, it tasted so bitter I would have believed it was poisonous. It might be related to me being able to taste PTC, I don't know.

It took me realizing I was getting chubby when I was a teen and lost my kid metabolism. And it was actually just a side effect of me cutting soda.
First I cut down soda/juice with tea to reduce my caloric intake in the easiest way possible. Then I started adding less sweetener until I could drink green tea unsweetened. Black is still too bitter unsweetened imo. The side effect of that is that over about a year I found that I didn't feel like I was forcing myself to eat vegetables anymore. I got accustomed to the amount of bitter flavor in tea and it applied to the rest of food. Dark chocolate helped too.

I'm glad it happened because I hate when I get called a picky eater. I would try just about anything that wasn't overly bitter. Intestines, insects, etc. But not liking one flavor was picky just because most people didn't notice it. Was crazy.

>>6760478
I used to poop like 1-3 a week.

>>6760459
I am one of those people who don't like onions. I hated when my parents tried to "call me out" on being picky because I'd sometimes eat onions if I didn't know they were in food.
>You're pretending because minced onions are in the broth!
But that's the thing. If they're cooked, they taste infinitely better than raw. And if they're so small you don't see it, the flavor isn't as obvious because it's hidden behind the other seasoning. Then it turned into
>Don't tell Anon there's onions in it or they won't eat it!
Uh, no. If it tastes fine I'll still eat it. People act so weird when you don't like something most people do.

>>6760506
Wait, does the whole not liking onions thing only apply to fucking raw onions?

Raw onions are fucking disgusting. What kind of mutant likes raw onions?

>>6760269

I never get why people think that they are above eating vegetables as if it's only something low class people or degenerates do.

>>6760486

try more vegetables lmao

>>6760521
Suggest some. I doubt it will help though; I've tried as many as possible, looking for even just one that wouldn't be a chore to eat. The closest I've come is tomatoes and carrots, but even these are just more tolerable than the others, not enjoyable to eat.

>>6760510
Mostly raw, yes. Some cooked varieties I don't like. Mainly if they still taste raw. I actually used to be more picky about onions and even most forms of cooked I disliked. But after being force fed it throughout my childhood from parents thinking I only reacted to the sight of onions, I grew used to it.
Raw onions are common on burgers and salads.

>>6760466

for the nutritional value

can't you fucking read

>>6760520

Its because they're lower class and/or degenerate.

>>6760565

>Mother makes salad
>Puts in red onion
>It's disgusting
>She doesn't even like red onion
>Refused to eat salad most of my childhood

Force feeding never worked on me though, I would just straight up take the beating and attempts at shaming and guilting me into eating badly made food

>Then you can go hungry until you finish it

And then I didn't eat for 3 days

>>6760565
I'm the same way. People put onions in fucking everything and it never improves the flavor. I still eat them because it's just too much effort to avoid but in my opinion it only makes things taste worse.

>>6760262
I bet they're proud of it too. Fucking disgusting. Can OP deliver pics of the disgusting person in question?

Fuck picky eaters. Usually a sign of deeper personality flaws. I hate you all.

I have a friend who refuses to eat mushrooms. I can understand it though, they are kind weird and squishy when you think about it.

>>6760680
and some people can't digest them so well, if they're not well cooked I actually get sick

>>6760482
Lmao at yr life fam

Do mushrooms count as a vegetable? Because i eat shitloads of those throughout the week.

>>6760431

>>6760520
Right? Also people who say "vegetables are what food eats" are fucking retards, as if eating meat was some kind of exceptional personality trait.

>>6760451
Hell yeah.

>>6760717
Or "my food eats your food"-t-shirt-print.

>>6760506
>Don't tell Anon there's onions in it or they won't eat it!
Uh, no. If it tastes fine I'll still eat it. People act so weird when you don't like something most people do.

>tfw i do this to my SO
It's a knee-jerk reaction, I guess. I figure if he might not like it at all, I don't wanna make him eat it.

>>6760603
Just curious, but would anything have made you eat it? A promise of dessert or something?

>>6760612
>I still eat them because it's just too much effort to avoid
Same. But I feel like this worked against me as a child.
>eats food
>slight taste of onion
>is a goody2shoes child and eats anyway since it's not that strong
>Parents see me "enjoying" it and tell me this is proof I pretend to dislike onions
>don't believe me when I say I knew all along

>>6760753
Well, it's understandable if the person is actually the type to be in the middle of enjoying the food then stop once you mention it.
If he's not a spoiled kid you could probably tell him afterwards so he can know it's fine when used sparingly. Then he won't be so scared of it when going out to eat and stuff.

>>6760731
I swear to go, those people are even more smug and annoying than vegans.

>>6760492
I shit twice a day. You are unhealthy

>>6760859
Kek. Yeah I was pretty unhealthy. Parents used to be oblivious about health so there'd be like a whole week without vegetables sometimes. And even then it was just a small side dish on top of rice.

Nowadays, occasionally I skip a day if I don't eat right. But most of the time I at least go once a day.

>>6760871
Once per day is much better

>>6760269
you used your quotation marks wrong you nigger

>>6760478
Oh god do vegetables make your poop hard?

>>6760819
all hail go

>>6760695
This is a NO BULLY zone enjoy your ban.

I can only eat vegtables in soups or stews, with the exception of carrots and spinach which I eat stand a lone.

Do you guys seriously just put whatever into your mouth regardless of whether it tastes good or not?

>>6760801
>Just curious, but would anything have made you eat it? A promise of dessert or something?

No, children are not idiots they're little people and as clever as the parents are usually, I starved for 3 days until they caved because they allowed the situation to escalate as far as it did and become a matter of principle to them because I opposed their authority, they wouldn't compromise so neither would I, not even toys would not have worked at that point

Maybe it's because my mother actually explained things to me rather than order me around I learned to think for myself and when I was ordered to do something without an explanation besides "because I said so" I wouldn't, it creates distrust and suspicion and if you can't explain simply to a child why they should do something then you don't have a good reason and are being a vindictive control freak
This is why kids don't get tradition, "Because that's how it's done" is the only thing you can say, tradition is stupid

>That Starving African speech

Literally why no one gives a fuck about Africans

>>6760944
bully reported

>>6760447
>i have one friend who won't eat anything except plain pasta, bread bacon and unseasoned chicken and i've known them since they were 11 and they've always been this autistic... they're my exception.

my roommate in college was like this, except i guess his picky diet wasn't so bad. he would only eat plain pasta, plain rice, grilled chicken, and broccoli, which is actually super healthy.

at first i thought he was just a health freak, but then i found out he hated water and would only drink juice.

some people are just weird.

>>6760262

My boyfriend is an actual autist.
>no, really, has Asperger's, is an amazing paramedic and is very good to me but he's lucky I put up with his shit
>absolutely fucking refuses to eat vegetables
>there are some things I can sneak through, but they have to be cooked into something (i.e. mushrooms and spinach in my Alfredo sauce, etc)
>cried when I cooked a roast in the same pan with green beans even though he didn't have to eat the green beans
>legit lives on Tyson (HAS to be Tyson) dinosaur shaped tendies and frozen Stouffer's (HAS to be Stouffer's) mac and cheese single serves.
>it makes me cry

>inb4 he must be a lard ass, that dude must have a metabolism /fit/ would give its first-born for because he's 6'3" and 175

Point being, he's a fucking autist and has an excuse. No grown-ass person without a diagnosis has a reason to not at least try vegetables.

>>6761011
why do you date a legitimate manchild? does he give the dick that good? can i get a dick pic?

>>6761011

>Cried over vegetables

I'm curious, what do you see in him that redeems that ?

Though to be fair Dinosaurs are cool, more food should be dinosaur shaped

>>6760510
The one who doesn't wanna get big apparently
C'MON

>>6761016

Yes, he gives the dick that good, and no, you can't have a pic.

He's exceedingly brilliant, and I date him because other than his food rules and a few other things (has the typical Asperger's trait that he DOES. NOT. SHUT. UP. unless I point out that he's still talking) he's fun and funny. I guess I'm lucky that he's pretty spontaneous for an autist, and will go out into the world and do things with me. I'm kind of a female neckbeard shut-in so it balances out.

>>6761017
Best story about that
>come home from work
>he's in the kitchen eating dinner, didn't hear me come in
>hear him talking and making weird noises
>sneak up behind him
>his dino tendies are drowning in the "La Brea Cheese Pits"
>piss pants

It's stuff like that. He's got a good sense of humor and didn't get all butt-flustered that I nearly died when my sides launched into fucking mach 3.

>>6761011
How good is he at eating pussy that you let him get away with crying over cooking a roast in the same pan as green beans?

>>6761024
i'd pay to see an autist and a female neckbeard bump uglies and eat post coital chicken nuggers

So.. do the picky eaters annoy and disturb the more advanced complex people or are these people educated idiots? The ride never ends.

One day there is going to be technology capable of anything, yet agony and psychopathy gets worse not better. Whats the point of this?

>>6760492
I used to poop everyday, but since having to live in a dorm, my body's trained itself to only have to 1-3 times a week.

>>6760269
Yeah I saw a guy at a subway whose gf got a ton of veggies on hers and he kept calling her a rabbit, man babies are weird

>>6761025
You guys realize she's probably fat, right?

>>6761011
>tfw aspies can get gfs and you can't

Wow, feels terrible man

>>6761571
Anon if you spent atleast an hour a day in another building doing the activity of your choice (Cafe, Bar, Library, Comic Book Store) you will find some girl.

>>6761608
ok

>>6760262
Is that dog kill?

>>6760603
>Force feeding never worked on me
Starvation is the best force feeding. Force feeding itself is a horrible tool.

>>6760992
There is also this. Its not good to encourage children to do heavy thinking. Child raising is too hard for that.
Especially when parents want to be hypocrats anyhow.

>>6761571
Because being cute and good looking is important.
So long you are like that, being a doll is a bonus.

>>6761526

I am kinda fat :(

>>6760486
Home grow your own vegetables.
Especially heirloom tomatoes are much better tasting than their store counter part.

>>6760859
Not everybody has to shit at the same rate.
3 days is still in the healthy region, even if narrowly.

I eat vegetables when they're cooked separately and on the side, but in things like soup and stew I can't stand it. I wish I hadn't been so picky and I wish my parents hadn't let me be.

>>6761657
Post pics femanon, I wanna see how fat you are

>>6761615
Probably stop watching kill la kill too

>>6761657
It's ok, I am too. Well, by cgl standards anyway

>eat vegetables
>literally curled up in a ball of pain for two hours
>when I poop the vegetables are jammed into a poop shape but mostly undigested

Doc says I don't produce the right enzymes to break down a lot of vegetables.

No one believes me until they see my poop. They just think I'm being a fussy bitch.

>>6761571

I only met my aspie through work, but he goes out and does things. He does them awkwardly, but he's blissfully unaware of it and is just himself. It really was the first thing that attracted me to him.

I'd give you some line about how you'll meet a nice girl one day, anon, but truth be told I don't deserve him in the slightest. I don't have the best past, and like I said, I'm a little chunky... I do love the shit out of food, after all. I'd say that he started dating me because he doesn't have standards, but that isn't true at all - he's got really high standards, but they're standards about attitude and personality. I'm cute, especially when I'm thinner, but I'm no knockout by any means, and I consider myself lucky to fit his standard at all.

>tl;dr I am a lucky bitch

>>6761767

>inb4 you want a time stamp

I look like shit today, plus I don't really want to show my face. This is a recent shot of most of my body, so deal with it.

>>6761816
Get your dick out

>>6760510
What are you, gay? Raw onions are amazing!

>>6761816
I really wanted to get a boner from this, and I tried, but alas.

You should consider yohimbine with intermittent fasting and low intensity cardio. Nicotine supplements will also help control the hunger.

>>6761816
I cook and I'm not retarded, wana fuck?

>tfw junk food vegetarian
>diet consists of eggs, chips and cheese pizza

Kill me.

>>6761816
ha. i'd do her.

>>6761816
How sad that your autistic BF with his autistic diet is still healthier than you.

>Muh metabolism
CICO

>>6761816
Unflattering dress but big titties and probably a fat ass. I'm high test; would smash.

>>6761829

I wish I had a dick. I just want one for one day so I can pee on things.

>>6761849

I understand, like I said, I'm fat. I'm not a fucking fat activist or whatever those retarded whores from tumblr are, I'm pretty ashamed of my size these days. I could list excuses here but while I do have some valid reasons that have contributed to my size, laziness is definitely a factor. My job makes me sit on my ass for 12 hours, and then I come home and sit on my ass or cook. I'm a smoker anyway, and I'm on Vyvance, but even that doesn't stem my hunger as much as I'd like.

>>6761852

Nah, but thanks. You shouldn't be so thirsty, bro.

>>6761893

Thanks, I guess.

>>6761900

Ikr? It's depressing as fuck. He does work out more than me, because of his job. Being a paramedic can be a pretty physical job - I know, I was one until I went to a dispatching position, which is what I do now where I sit on my fat ass and eat for a 12 hour shift. I won't make excuses about muh metabolism or genetics, my diet is partly shit and I can be lazy.

>>6761907

Again, thanks, I guess. Yeah, I got big titties, and I definitely have a fat ass but it's not a cute one by any means.

>>6761922
Post ass. Guaranteed cute.

>>6761816
Tell Freeman I said hey

>>6761656
>Starvation is the best force feeding

Except it didn't work in the slightest so it was shit

>>6761656
>There is also this. Its not good to encourage children to do heavy thinking.

Teaching children to think critically is not heavy thinking unless you're stupid
If you don't teach your children to actually think you're a shit parent, yes ignorance is bliss you don't introduce a 7 year old to moral relativity

>>6761974

Uh, who?

>>6762051
THE FREEMAN MUST FOLLOW

>>6761922
Fat AND a smoker
lol, you are so fucked. You probably won't live past 50

>>6762092

Why would anyone want to? Seriously, though, considering what I do for a living and what I watch happen to old people, I don't plan on making it past 55. I'm hoping to go out in a flaming car wreck.

>>6762121
Oh you won't though, your body is going to start outright rejecting you somewhere in your mid to late thirties. Your quality of life is going to take a dramatic shit to the point where you will seem like an 80 year old at half that age. Enjoy it,it will fucking suck and most likely you will just want to die anyway.

>>6762121
>I'm gonna die young and beautiful

Heh. Nope. What's actually going to happen is that you'll go from being fuckable by the thirsty as you are now, to completely unfuckable within 3 or 4 more years. Your quality of life will take a nose dive in your 40s, death will suddenly seem very much more real, and you'll cling pathetically to life, doing half-assed attempts at "self improvement" while popping the latest state of the art pills that drive up the cost of the health care system.

You'll probably live to your early 60s and then die of a second or third heart attack, or possibly stroke. But not after passing your bad habits on to your children.

Or you can fix yourself now. It's early enough where you still have a chance.

I'm certain you won't, but I'm just pointing out the facts. You know this too but you can't muster the mental tricks it takes to actually take ownership of this. Life sure is depressing.

>>6760466
If the soda is large enough, it will go warm before you finish it.

>>6760478
With great difficulty

>>6760526
You probably just don't like bitterness, tomatoes are a savory fruit and carrots are basically starchy vegetable-flavored sugar.

Try butternut squash or onions. They are both sweeter and tend to have almost no bitterness.

>>6762143

You're acting like I'm completely unrepentant for the way I am, and I assure you I'm not. And I'm not busy doing mental gymnastics, blaming my issues on anyone or anything but myself.

Like I don't know if you guys are raging out right now or trying to get me to rage. Or maybe I'm misinterpreting things because tone is tough to tell sometimes with the written word. So, here, I'll lay out where I am in greentext.

>i am not a fat acceptance retard
>i know full well that I have let my body go to hell
>i understand the concepts of nutrition, exercise, CICO, etc.
>i definitely don't eat the same diet that my bf does - part of me jumping into this thread was sharing my frustration with the OP over someone who won't eat vegetables - but it isn't 100% healthy activated almonds emu meatballs alkalized water either
>have a bad habit that sometimes when I cook Paula Deen is my spirit animal because butter and carbs are fucking delicious
>i don't have a death wish, and am not letting my body go to hell because I don't care, but I also don't want to get old and end up in a fucking nursing home
>have a back injury, still recovering from surgery and steroid epidurals which is why I'm in dispatch now, but my appetite has stayed the same (if not increased due to meds and depression) and I've gained weight and lost muscle in the recovery process
>have been lazy with PT/exercise because guess what, I ache, and also I like to be lazy sometimes

There you go, my life story. Can the lectures stop now?

>>6762191
Post fat tits.

>>6762191
Oh shit!
I just remembered that I forgot to activate my almonds!

>>6762191
>>6762198
I wanna see the clam

>>6762191
>I don't have a death wish
Your actual words:
> I'm hoping to go out in a flaming car wreck.
You're backtracking now because it's not like you have or don't have a "death wish". What you have is a conflict between continuing to do what you're doing now, which you know will end badly, or fixing the problem, which you know is hard. So you address it by making jokes about car wrecks and saying lol old people are teh suxx0rz! lolsorandom!

You know the deal, you know your 30s are going to be unpleasant, your 40s are going to get worse, and your 50s will be the nursing home lifestyle that other people experience in their 80s. But although this is too horrible to fathom, it's also distant enough for now that you can make jokes about it.

You won't be making jokes in 10 years though, and those 10 years will be up before you know it.

>>6762191
herniated disc?

>>6762210

legetaloadofthisguycam.exe

I'm hoping to go out in a flaming car wreck because it's a hell of a lot more interesting than dying in my bed in a fucking nursing home.

>Your 30s will be unpleasant

I'm flattered because you guys are assuming I'm young. How old do you think I am?

>>6762239

3 disks - L3-L4 herniated, L4-L5 and L5-S1 ruptured. Nerve damage in both my legs. Compression fractures in L4 and L5, plus broken sacrum. Ironically, I got that on the job as a medic because a giant fucking hamuniverse broke my stretcher and I went to the floor with it because I was too dumb to just let go and let the whale get hurt. I'm going to be dealing with it for the rest of my life.

>>6760271
the only vegetables i will eat is Corn, onions, every kind of pepper, from green pepper to ghost pepper, tomatoes (technically a fruit) and im pretty sure thats it, all the others a shit

>>6760262
>>6760262
no this isnt. you made that up to shitpost on ck about it.
>s-studder fagging
hang yourself faggot

>>6761615
nevermind, you should just kill la kill yourself.

>>6761816
For a second I thought I was on cgl

>>6762285
well that sucks. doesn't it heal

>>6760262
Then the bitch to fuck off and bring it's own food instead of expecting you to organize something for some special snowflake v other people. Why is that your problem and why would you suckup to some cunt like that?

>>6760447
>letting your guests go hungry if you haven't cooked enough

You're a bad host and friend

>>6760486
vegetal grossness

>>6761011
Baby, you should leave that retard. Let's start a new life together.

>>6760262
i don't like tomatoes

>>6760277

I remember one time my friend was going out with a girl who puked everywhere in a bathroom stall in the nightclub because she was "allergic" to tequila

that's what tequila does, everyone's allergic to tequila!

>>6761571
>Tfw trainwreck aspies can get gf's but you can't

Sometime I wish I was odd enough to actually seem like an "real" aspie and not just a bitter misanthropic nerd.

>>6761785
I know it's wrong but I laughed so hard. If you're serious then your bloodline is destined to be wiped from this earth.

>>6760698
They are a fungus.
Also they have very little nutritional value.

>>6763628
>implying that you can't be allergic to agave

>>6762449
I'm going through the long process of healing, but me packing on pounds isn't helping it. It is what it is.

>>6762984
Thanks, but nah. I'm madly in love with that retard. I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. I just wish he'd eat my cooking, because I fucking love to cook.

>>6761571
>aspies and autists get gfs because they lack the self-awareness to feel self-conscious about asking girls out
>you don't get a gf because you don't ask anyone out, settling for daydreaming about a perfect relationship with them instead

>>6763950
Some do, some do, others sit around with their perfect recall of cringes and missed opportunities like a carefully catalogued collection of baseball cards.

can we get less argument between fat woman and the anon who hates her and more vegetable stories

>>6762191
I was in a similar situation as you, anon. I don't know if you want to get better or not, some people don't, but if you do, you really only need to do one thing: find joy in suffering. It's not an easy thing, but it works. Once I learned to enjoy pushing myself, to enjoy the searing pain and the feeling of an empty stomach, I lost the weight I had gained and then some, and I had gained a good bit of muscle, too. It helped with (and maybe was a little motivated by) my depression, because it allowed me to be self-destructive in an ultimately positive way. I was a different person during that year, and when I got to where I was happy with myself, I just kinda turned the sadomasochism off.
Sorry if this turned out to be another lecture, but I understand where you're coming from, and I hope I helped. You're in a place now where you can still improve yourself if you want, but if you don't, it's a steep slide downward.

>>6764002

A-fucking-men. I just came here to share in OP's pain when you're trying to cook for someone and they won't eat vegetables.

>>6764047

Thanks, I appreciate it. I guess at this point I'm scared of the pain, when I should be fighting through it. I eat my feelings and they're goddamn delicious.

Back to the fucking thread, seriously though, what do you make for people who don't like vegetables? Like I said earlier, I can sneak them in by cutting them up tiny and cooking them in, or pureeing and using them to thicken soup or sauces, but what else do you do?

>>6760992

Please eloborate on explaining instead of saying "because I said so"

I just took in my neice and, not being a parent myself, have no idea how to get her to get along with some simple house chores, eating right, teaching/showing how to be a good person

>TFW the thread gets derailed by a land whale and her desperate admirers
>TFW not one person has called her/them out on it yet
Not your personal blog, gb2 Tumblr/Reddit/Instagram/Facebook/9gag etc

/ck/ is about food and cooking, and you're talking about aspie dick and your life and omg I'm chubby and cam whoring IN A THREAD ABOUT PICKY EATERS

>MFW shitstorm incoming for this post

>>6760450
He says the ice he gets in a soda is enough water to be healthy.

I believe it, I've done construction work with black people and they will chug down soda as if it is hydrating them somehow.

Your dumb nigger friend doesn't know that soda is mostly water as well.

>>6761922

>I wish I had a dick. I just want one for one day so I can pee on things.

This is singlehandedly the most curious aspect of male genitalia from a female's perspective.

As a male, it's FUN to aim, imagining things and making foamy bubbles, writing names in snow, being able to go just about anywhere and be done in <15 seconds

>>6764065
Maybe cut some veggies into dinosaur shapes?
Even better, you could make little vegetable Dinobites with tempura. That way they're soft, and they don't really taste like vegetables if you dip them in tempura sauce.
I don't know the extent of your boyfriend's 'tism, but making fun shapes out of "yucky" food seems to make them more appetizing to kids (and adults, to be honest).
You could also make smoothies for him with fruits and veggies, and just tell him it's only fruit (just make sure to use non-fragrant veggies, don't use stuff like celery).
I've also heard of people putting vegetables in desserts, like brownies and cakes and cookies.

>ITT: i'm a grill btw xD

>>6760440
>friends dont like steak unless its overly well done
>friends dont like fish
>friends dont like jerky
>friends dont like the taste of beer


Are your "friends" human?

>>6764079
Not that anon, but "because I said so" sounds like you're being rude/mean and playing the power game. I would explain to her things like she'll get sick if she doesn't eat right, that she has to do chores because you'll get too tired if you do them yourself, etc.
>>6764086
Kek I'm a grill myself and I finally understand why anons are so paranoid about girls derailing the thread. It's like a car crash in slow motion.

>>6764219
I have a friend that basically only eats kiddy fastfood. Chicken fingers, mozzarella/bread sticks, burgers, and fries. No seafood, no steak, etc. I'm not sure if he's being cheap or what.

>>6760262
In other words
>millennials
Fuck this generation raised as if they were little kids till the moment they left their mom's house (if even).

>>6760262
manchildrens, when will they learn?

>Tfw grew up in a family of picky lardasses
>Tfw at age 10 I was so disgusted by my body and eating habits I vowed to never grow up like my parents
>Am now decently fit and known for being that guy who'll try any new food among my friends.

Feels pretty good

>>6760492
it isn't that you can taste "better" than everyone else and no one else "notices" the bitter taste, its that you have a shitty palate and are a picky eater. Do you seriously think you can taste better than world class chefs and they just don't notice their food is bitter? what the fuck

I'm a 24 year old that hasn't eaten vegetables since he was 5, I'm finally at the point where I realise this was a terrible idea, but I live alone and have no idea how to cook vegetables or anything like that, and my parents just didn't care when I was growing up.

At the very least, I don't let it bother other people, if my friends are going to a restaurant that doesn't serve stuff I like, I just dont go, and I've made sure to let them all know I'd rather not go than alter their decision.

>>6765137
If the problem is you not knowing how to cook them then why is there an issue with eating out? If you actually wanted to start eating veggies you wouldn't avoid eating out with your friends over it.

>>6760262
I hear it from time to time with people I know. Weirdly, it's almost always women.

I think it has to do with the picky eater thing, and the fact that poorly made vegetables are just fucking awful.

Like, I NEVER understood how kids in movies couldn't like brussels sprouts, until I overcooked them one time in college, and discovered "Holy shit, these are terrible now."

So it's one of those systems where they take a stance, and then their only occasional inputs from the system tend to confirm their biases.

>>6761855
>tfw living off of peanut butter crackers and hot coco

Wanna make a suicide pact?

>>6765137
>I'm a 24 year old that hasn't eaten vegetables

You should make your own thread there bubba. You sound like you need help.

>>6765124
In his slight defense, there is evidence of a genetic marker that makes CERTAIN vegetables and herbs less palatable.

For instance, my brother can't stand cilantro. He and I had the same exposures as children, he's actually healthier than me, it's just much worse tasting to him than it is to me.

The phenomenon seems to be limited to certain plants, and does seem to be related to PTC receptors. So it's not that he tastes "better", in fact, it's his system overcompensating to avoid compounds that are LIKE certain poisonous ones. He's literally got an over-sensitive taste system.

>>6766669
dude, I hope you don't read the rest of this thread for your mental health.

>>6764093
My aims bad :( 24 years and I've never learnt how to aim! Fuuuuuuck.

>decide fuck defrosting meat
>cook it to all hell without seasoning it
>microwave some random vegetable mix
>fuck up the potato but dump butter on it and salt

>mfw I'm the mother of everyone on this board.

>food should be enjoyable
>bitterness is bad

hahaha fuckin man im out

>>6764093
yeah it's a blast having to clean your piss off the floor

I didn't eat anything green until I was 18, no fucking joke.

My parents just didn't force me to grow up or I was just a big baby, it's whoever you want to blame honestly.

Honestly I blame the shitty diner salads I grew up thinking was the only type of salad, you know the crap with the Ranch Dressing and the baby tomatoes. I still will not touch that type of salad I think Ranch is gross. It wasn't until I had a good Cobb salad that I actually stopped being a little faggot, and what do you know I stopped being fat shortly after.

>>6760262
Vegetables is some fucking jew scam. My grandfather who is 82 still works in forests cutting down trees and he never eats any vegetables.

>>6760269
If he says nigger all the time that means he's not serious about it. You can't do something inherently ironic "unironically".

Guess you are too autistic to pick up on that

>>6760269
So you are too autistic to detect jokes?

>>6760992
Man, white parents are awful and spineless. My mother would've legit let me starve because she knows she's an adult and I'm her child and won't be bossed around by me.

I bet your mom cried too. Fucking white people.

>>6760450
say hello to incoming kidney stones.

>>6761816
I'm a black male and I honestly wouldn't fuck you. Well, maybe if I was drunk, but I wouldn't tell my friends.

>>6761011
>but he's lucky I put up with his shit
you sound like a shitty human being.
that sentence alone would be enough for a break up.

>>6760440
Isn't jerky just overly well done steak though?

>>6766869
the same way a molecule is an underly done steak.

>>6764065
>>6763907
>>6762285
>>6762191
>>6761922
>>6761816
>>6761798
>>6761657
>>6761024
>>6761011
Can you stop fucking blogging?

>>6761816
Go run a bit you fucking whale

>>6766902
>whale
>run

>>6766911
Landwhales.

>>6760440
I don't like any kind of seafood except tuna fish sandwiches. I've tried for years and never can get into the taste of any of it. Other than that, I'm not picky.

>>6761816
You look like the nice, cuddly, shapely kind of overweight girl to me, not overweight in an offputting way. Would date.

>>6764256
What's even worse is most of you fat dyke's on 4chan are 3/10 at best like the whale up above and yet all these pathetic fucks would line up just to lick the sweat from her fat folds when they could simply go outside and meet a girl who has similar tastes and is actually decent looking

>>6760451
>not putting lettuce and tomato in your sandwiches

>>6761024
this isnt your tumblr you stupid twat get the fuck out with this trash

i don't enjoy the texture or flavor of raw tomato. that seems to be my one and only thing.

If you don't like mushrooms or onions, at least one or the other, pretty much just call it a day and jump in a lake.

I've never been tested, but I think I'm allergic to shellfish. I had a small piece of shrimp in a piece of sushi roll, and had difficulty breathing for a half hour. I did not know what was in it, the breathing problems prompted me to ask. My mom has a shellfish allergy,and I think I might as well.
I work at a sushi bar (tempura station), and my hands get all red and itchy after a long shift, I think this might come from the shrimp as well.

/ck/, does it sound like allergies, or am I autistic?

>>6768058
A pretty low grade one, but probably.

>>6767202
>tomatoes
>vegetables
I loled

>>6768058
Subway will make me wheeze for about half an hour after eating there as well as have to clear my throat every few minutes.
Sounds like you have a bit of an allergy. I'd steer clear of shellfish if you can help it.

>>6768062
>>6768083

Thanks guys. I feel bad, because we cook for each other when it's slow, and about 80% of my coworkers' dishes include shrimp, because we have a shitload on hand and it's so versatile, but I always have to decline, and I feel like an asshole. I should probably get diagnosed, having it on paper would make me feel a bit better.

I got sores in my mouth after not eating veg for a week. How does this nigga live

>>6767662
I hate it as well.
>take a bite of tomato in salad
>an explosion of water mixed with a terrible acid, bitter taste
>have to suppress the urge to gag
I can eat other vegetables people consider bitter too, like broccoli and spinach. But raw tomatoes are straight up vile shit.

>>6761798
>I'm a little chunky...
okay so yer fat as fuck i take it then?

He's heeeeeeeere

>>6768975
>a little
>>6761816
>little

Maximum fucking overkek

>>6760262
There are people for whom most vegetables taste quite bitter. I heard a story on NPR about a year ago about a study done that correlated a genetic marker with this anomalous sense of taste, and it found that a majority of people studied who ate very few vegetables had this genetic marker.

It could also be that the person's just a pain-in-the-ass mamas-boy pussy. But I'd cut some slack cuz u don't know. On the plus side, making dinner for him or her should be pretty simple.

>>6768791
I agree that raw tomatoes are fucking vile. I've been told that tomatoes that haven't been bred into perfectly round red monstrosities actually have flavor beside that hit of sour and bitter. If given tomatoes in a salad I will eat them, but I will eat all of them first so I can just get their bullshit out of the way.

>>6760269
>he also unironically uses nigger "interchangeably" with "idiot" in every day conversation

First, read >>6760905. Secondly, there's literally (not figuratively, literally) nothing wrong with using "nigger" to mean "idiot" just as there's nothing wrong using "faggot" for the same thing. It's slang, nothing more. If you get butthurt by it, you're too thin-skinned.

>>6770829
>His vocabulary is so limited he can't find two funnier, less overused, less edgelord words to use

The only thin skinned bitch here is you

>>6761816
>tfw slightly thinner than this
>everyone is calling her a land whale
Fuck

>>6770843
But I'm not the one who gets butthurt when someone uses "nigger" to mean "idiot", so obviously I can take things in stride easier.

>>6768063
If tomatoes aren't a vegetable then why is pizza a vegetable?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/nov/18/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-so
>the tomato sauce on pizza is enough for American politicians to define it and allow it to be served as a vegetable in school lunch programs across the US.

>>6767062
This. What the fuck is up with everyone's hate boner? Did she strangle your pets?

>>6770970
She's not a super model, just a real person that is probably closer to the "average" body type than those spewing hate want to believe.

Unfortunately she did post a pic that destroyed the illusion that neckbeards on here had that they were talking to said supermodel.

>>6766772
Pretty low quality bait, honestly. 1.5/10 for getting me to respond

Probably because he's not a limp wristed vegan cunt like you. Kill yourself OP you fruity fucking faggot.

>>6770854
you seem pretty butthurt to me

>>6771520
She may be average but a disgusting landwhale should not be average, it should have remained in freak shows

>>6770854
because you are clearly a edgy straight white male who has never even smelt adversity

>>6771916
Yeah, clearly. He should check his privilege, right?

>>6772031
maybe just learn the meaning and consequence of saying words you dont really understand, he clearly has no idea what its like to be called a nigger

>>6772148
you came to the wrong website, nigger

How common is it to find picky eaters? Coming from an asian family, i dont think ive ever encountered one. Is it just an american thing? Why cant parents discipline their children over there?

>>6772148
What's it like being such a pantywaist that mere WORDS hurt you?

>>6772201
Pretty common in America. Blame prohibition and "nutritionists" in the 1920's.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/08/children_s_menu_history_how_prohibition_and_emmett_holt_gave_rise_to_kid.html

>prohibition runs a lot of bars out of business
>some turn to becoming restaurants
>still not making much money
>try to get parents to bring their kids too
>have menu items designed especially for kids, not simply smaller versions of adult meals
>these kid's meals are generally shit, because "nutritionists" of the day thought good tasting food was bad for kids; the whole puritan denial of pleasure thing applied to food basically
>kids get used to shitty food like hotdogs or tendies, and take the "kid's meal vs adult meal" nonsense to heart

>>6772201
i'm white and american, growing up we weren't poor or anything, my parents always made us finish our plate and taught us not to waste what we have. some people just see food as disposable and don't give any real weight to it besides their own satiety. we were allowed to be picky but it meant you'd be sitting at the table all night if you didn't like something put out lol

>>6768058
>does it sound like allergies, or am I autistic?
Can't it be both?

>>6760277
> It's maladjusted retards in their early 20s, who still think they know everything, that are a problem.
Then why go on 4chan?

>>6761011
> femanon overlooks severe autism because her bf looks like a chad
This just in: shut-in females are like every other female, shallow as fuck.

Everything but tomatoes, and for some reason people feel the need to shoehorn them into everything.

>>6761011
Mushrooms aren't a vegetable.

>>6760456
I swear I've had one before, but wouldn't a general word for that be a quiche? Or something related?

>tfw my mom used to lock me and my brother up in the shed until we finished our plates
She was really paranoid about that kinda thing but hey, there's only so much a kid can eat

>>6772407
>tfw mom would cut off my fingers if I didn't finish my dinner
Time's have changed anon

>>6760486
I feel exactly like this about salads, raw vegetables in general.
Who decided that filling your mouth with raw tomatoes, lettuce and otherworldy green beings is going to be tasty?
They're gross and taste awful and is in no way filling, i just eat them to get them out of the way.
However I do eat all kind of cooked vegetables I can even say that i enjoy those.

>>6772450
Try different dressings.

>>6772450
Funny thing is that I realized the reason why I don't like beets or raw carrots is because they taste too sweet. You'd think that if something was sweet, I'd like it.

>>6761843

>>6772460
What? In the US, restaurants making their food too sweet is what ruins it for the most part.

>>6760526
Baked squash and zucchini are wonderful. Personally I like sweet peas, and baby corn as well

>>6770970
>>6771520
Get some fucking standards. Even of the body is OK (and just ok) look at her double chin and autism hair.

>>6766691
Ayyyy someone who actually knows what they're talking about!

As for the thread topic, I just humorously shame the friends I have that do that.
>Mcfags drive thru w/friends
>Lemme get the double cheeseburger meal, with no onions or pickles
>Holy shit, dude. If you want, I'll toss in a few more bucks so you can get the kids meal!
>Fuck you, dude.
>*laughs*

Shit is ridiculous. He's also one of those all soda and all juice, drinkers. Stupid bastard would constantly get headaches through high school, but wouldn't ever listen when people told him it was because he was dehydrated.

OP, just tell your guests or w/e that do this, "Ok, but you're gonna have to make your own food, then." 9 times out of ten, they will whine and bitch, but still choose to not make anything separate. An hour or more later, hunger, the best spice sets in and they will eat it, then utter a sheepish "t-that was actually pretty good.." while you give them a knowing grin.

>>6760283
>party pizzas
That's a vegetable, tho.

>>6767807
I like onions, but I detest fungi. Never cared for the taste of 'em, but I can deal with that. Can't deal with that weird ass texture from mushrooms. Gag city. Gag, gag city.

>>6762210
Jesus christ, why do you care so much you fucking cuck

if she wants to be a lardass she will be, and nothing you say will change that you bitter assgoblin

>>6766654
>>6766688

Going to eat out tonight with some friends, going to a cheap place with an all you can eat salad bar. I'm going to try and eat as much veg as I can.

>>6773881
>hated mushrooms as a kid
>grew to tolerate mushrooms, will eat pretty much anything in adulthood
>making miso soup for first time and picked up some ordinary shiitake mushrooms
>try one whilst doing prep and it tastes actually amazing with good texture
>later on eating soup and try another mushroom
>it's fucking slimy as fuck, completely disgusting texture
Apart from that the soup was really fucking good so it's fine but fuck, is that just how it's meant to be?
But yeah, if mushrooms disappeared off the face of the earth I wouldn't miss them but I do use them in a lot of recipes and occasionally I find them delicious.

>>6774469
The only stuff I've eaten that has mushrooms in it is mushroom pizza and chicken cooked with mushrooms (with lemon).

>>6774469

Like any other ingredient the flavor, etc, varies based on the species/cultivar involved. Shitake mushrooms are a lot more flavorful than the plain generic "button mushrooms".

>>6774553
Yeah button mushrooms and the slightly bigger variety are basically all I had growing up in a generic white household.

>>6760440
>i dont actually like them we just play videogames together
Most of my friends tbh

>>6764267
Nice generalizations, but I guess it's not your fault, you were just born in le wrong generation

>>6760262
I have a friend who only eats meat and carbs. She's probably going to die when she's in her mid 30's. She claims that a daily multi-vitamin provides all that she needs.

I can't openly make fun of her for it, because she's sort of the "group darling" and everybody will rush in to defend her if I were to say anything against it.

So I just said "fuck it" and told her that I have dibs on her tv and computer.

>>6761816
Is this seriously average now? I mean you don't look bad, but wow. And I thought I wasn't skinny enough, I guess I'll keep my 100 pounds.

>>6775008
>thinking 100 pounds isn't skinny
How tall are you?

>>6775025
5'2 I think.

>>6760510
I don't know about other people, but for me it was always a texture thing. Crunchy yellow onions are the worst thing ever.

>>6775028
bmi calc says 100lbs at 5'2 is underweight

>>6775049
So people say, but I kinda want to go for 95 as much as I love food.

Anyone else just like eating sliced onion?

>>6775043
Yeah texture can be a deal breaker for food - a friend of mine can't eat raw tomatoes because he can't stand the texture of it.

>>6775075
>Not wanting a glorious number such as 100 as your weight
PLEB PLEB PLEB