/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6764554

fuck you and your high class batter dogs, get on my level.

>>6764554
2005. I was in the 7th grade and on my way to my friend's house we saw that AM/PM was selling two corndogs for $1.19. What a deal right? I bought some and had diarrhea for the rest of the day. Never again.

Today

i only eat all beef franks
i never saw an all beef corn dog

>>6764585
Why not make your own? I prefer hebrew national hot dogs. Jews aside, they make amazing hot dogs. And corn bread batter is easy to make.

>>6764597
why don't you make some for me, sidney shekelstein?

>>6764602
Sure, where you at? Unless you put ketchup on them, if so this conversation is over.

>>6764604
ketchup is gay
mustard is good
is there a special sauce designed specifically for corn dogs though?
seems like there should be

>>6764554
At Free Press

>>6764612
>is there a special sauce designed specifically for corn dogs though?
Yes. It's called mustard.

>>6764627

>mustard

that's a funny way of saying ketchup are you azn?

>>6764554
Corn dogs aren't a thing in the Vaterland.

I miss them.

>At least I have currywurst

Sort of? About ten minutes or so, I ate a hot dog on a corn tortilla because I like corn tortillas and I like hot dogs. I also added some Aldi knock-off Whataburger-style spicy ketchup because fuckyeahfakemeoutwhataburgerspicyketchup.

>>6764647
that sounds unbelievably terrible

>>6764638
Open a corn dog cart with their dank wursts, you'll make bank

>>6764647
Is.. is everything okay with your life, Anon?

Do you need someone to talk to? You don't have to keep living like this.

>>6764653
Aw. I like it, but it's okay if you don't think you would. We can still be friends. You sure do have a pretty mouth.

>>6764669
Thanks. I pride myself on my mouth.

>>6764662
Aw, thanks.
No, I'm fine. I just like corn tortillas and hot dogs. Never thought it was all that weird. I roll the hot dog up in it and cook it until the tortilla is crisp, kind of like a flauta. Sometimes, I put cheese in there, too. It's nice.

>>6764670
As well you should.

>>6764700
mm sounds like them shits they sell at quiktrip

>>6764700

you are a terrible human and should not attempt reproducing.

>>6764786
>tfw pregnant right now
Too late!

>>6764808
can you name your bb after me

>>6764809
Sure! Fuckface would be a wonderful name!

>>6764819
bazinga!

>>6764819
:^)

<3

>>6764808

post backyard baby weight, nao

>>6764554
Literally never, I don't even fully understand what they are or should be, looks disgusting, no one sells them where I live, nor have I ever seen them sold in Europe at all

>>6765144
I'm sorry for your loss

>>6765160
Looks like generic "sports events and county fairs" food like hotdogs that aren't made from any actually edible meat and burgers
Simpsons is my teacher for american style cuisine

>>6765188
It is. I've only eaten like 5 in my life, but you should try one before you die.

>>6765201
Somehow I imagine that those things come one after another

>>6765206
It's just cornbread and a hotdog on a stick. Outside of too much sodium it's good fair food.

>>6765223
Cornbread isn't something I'm familiar with either
Corn is pretty much exclusive to Americans, you use corn as we use potatoes, and visa versa

>>6765229
It's bread made with cornmeal. You know what cornmeal is, right? It's how polenta is made.

>>6765229
We eat lots of potatoes too. If you can get cornmeal try making cornbread sometime. It's pretty great even if you don't want to fry it with a hotdog. Where are you from btw?

>>6765234
>You know what cornmeal is, right?

Outside of the Americas...no, it's actually fairly unusual.

Corn*flour* yes, but course-ground cornmeal isn't really a thing.

>>6765250
It's the same thing as corn flour. Just a coarser grind than you're probably used to. Polenta is popular in Italy- same thing.

>>6764604

>being an elitist about something that barely qualifies as a sausage

>>6765299
>It's the same thing as corn flour.

Nope

>Just a coarser grind than you're probably used to

Precisely. It's not the same thing. No one uses cornmeal to thicken a sauce, for example.

>>6765299
>cornflour is the same as cornmeal
Nope.
Not outside of the US. In the rest of the world, 'cornflour' is what Americans call 'cornstarch.'

>>6765250
Bullfucking shit.
I can name ten countries off the top of my head with regions whose people regularly eat corn porridge/polenta/grits. Stop being wrong, Wrongy McNotcorrect.

>>6765313
>I can name ten countries off the top of my head with regions whose people regularly eat corn porridge/polenta/grits

Would, say, 8 of them be in North, Central or South America?

>>6765305
Uh yes you can. If I had nothing more suitable, I could certainly use it to thicken a sauce. Just because the grind is different doesn't mean it's a totally different food.

>>6765313
be nice, hes from a country that only has potatoes. he probably has polio and rickets and scurvy

>>6765317
Actually, I was going to name none from any of the Americas nor the Caribbean.

>>6765318
I don't want to eat your nasty grainy sauces.

>>6765317
the guy he quoted said outside of the americas

>mfw this thread

>>6764819
Ayy lmao tbh

>>6766056
fukken saved

>>6765243
Eastern Yurop

>>6764554
Since I moved to Denmark years ago.
Danm I miss home now ;__;

>>6764554
Maybe 5-6 years ago.

Disneyland's corn dog castle

>>6764604
Are you that ketchup autist from the other week?

>>6764554
Why is that one purple?

>>6764638
>Take your favorite type of wurst
>Dip in cornmeal batter
>Deep fry
>Have a foodgasm because german wursts are danker than hotdogs.

>>6764554
never.

problem is I always have a stop in USA when i fly to europe.
But idk why but i just cant stop from eating that plane breakfast egg-thing so i always have stomach ache when i'm in usa which prevents me from tasting this deliciousness

>>6764647
>>6764669
>>6764700
Are you a gril? You write like one.

>>6767439
see >>6764808

>>6767439
You know that /ck/ has one of the highest female populations of any board right? People just don't notice them because you can't tell the difference between a male taking in memespeak and a female doing the same.

>>6764554
I've also never had a corn dog. Can't think why they don't sell 'em here in blighty, they look like good drunk food.

>>6764585
You're not looking very hard. Hot Dog on a Stick offers an all beef corn dog for a dollar more. Although their original is a turkey dog, which is better than the foster farms chicken corn dogs.