/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkzzRkgGsI

>>6740343
Ali G?

What could he possibly be pitching?

His god awful sauces, or his awful cooking?

His latest video is pretty good - he's cooking raw burger patties again.

>>6740547
his bbq sauce

>>6740346
Holy shit lmao

>>6741067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk

oh god, thanks for sharing.

>>6740346
Someone posted Jack's preemptive rebuttal on /ck/ the other day. It almost sounded like a plea to his viewers to not stop watching his Youtube show after the TV show airs. I don't feel like looking for it, though.

Who
/JACK
U U
CUCK
K KING
I
N
G/
here?

>>6741107
>jucking
What.

>>6740346
>we believe the product, we don't believe in you
Holy shit. I just hope that they don't see the actual product

>>6741099
Don't people usually mix their beef before they grill/fry it?

>>6741249
He did mix it... with ice water.

>>6740346
holy shitt his looks weak

it's sharktank/dragons den but more "reality tv-ish"

>>6740346
>No one gave 'em damn thing apart from moxy
>Oh and shit tons of oil. Don't forget the oil

>>6741099
>Jack

>>6740346
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Oh my fucking God, it's like my entire life has led to this moment.

god fuck this faggot i cant stand him and his smug diabetic smile

>>6741105
if you find it, please post it. i want to see

>>6741105

i need to see this. was it a youtube link?

hope he breaks down

>>6741105
>>6741502
>>6741520
Found it
https://youtu.be/UbURM0MMC4I?t=5m9s

>>6741635
god this just makes me want to see the episode even more

thanks anon

>>6741635
Sounds like its going to be a train wreck

>>6741635
O fuk. It sounds like he's horrified already and dreading his impending and inevitable embarrassment. Life is good sometimes.

>>6741243
I doubt they know anything about quality food and what constitutes a good sauce. No one worth half a fuck would put their faith in a startup that is corn syrup based and see it as a quality brand.

>>6741635
This makes my fucking balls tingle.

>>6741635
Ehhh, pretty overacted.

>>6741635

>>6741635
It's just gonna be a 5 minute speech of him selling his pitch, probably more of it is gonna be focused on thr hillbillies talking, what the fuck are they going to be editing? Does anyone else get what I mean?

>>6740346

>>6740343
Livestream where?

I don't have cable.

>>6741722
>corn syrup based and see it as a quality brand.
let me play doubles advocate here...
sweet baby rays called, they want you to lead their company.

>>6742234
>doubles advocate

>>6742242
>being newfag

>>6740343
Someone has to stream and/or record it for us not in the states.

I want to see Jack crumble in front of a camera

>>6742246
Guys like you are a diamond dozen really.

>>6740343
I hope someone from USA records it so everyone can watch Ja/ck/ embarass himself.

Has any poor soul tried his sauce?

>>6742318
looks at the ingredients, its the exact same shit as any dollar grocery store bbq sauce.

>>6740346
kek

they're trying so hard to make those disgusting backwater inbreeding hick cunts look bad ass

>>6742449
Hell, they look really badass to me. Especially the guitar man, he looks like he'll deliver the most ass-whooping to Jack.

>>6740346
what a fucking clown show. anyone stupid enough to have those grade a retards judge youre worth of character deserves to get ripped on national television.

>>6740343
Will Jack threads go the same way as Joey threads?

Who can stream this live for us all to watch together?

>>6742318
I think some anon did. He said he's just generic sweet shit.

>>6742449
These is simply a vehicle for Matthew McConaughey 's brother to promote himself. If he didn't have the last name this never would have been made.

>>6741493
You must live a pretty shit life then tbh

>>6742469
THIS
Fucking mods cherrypicking what youtube celebrities they they like and don't like.
#JusticeForJoey

>>6742592
>2015
> pledging allegiance with a YouTube channel
TOP CUCK

>>6740343
Not sure why anyone would eat a recipe made by an obese person. Obviously he is doing something wrong.

>>6742692
le never trust a skinny chef meme

>>6742696
What?!
A skinny chef is the only chef I would trust

Trusting a skinny chef is like trusting a bald hairdresser.

I would listen to Jack about cooking, but not about hair care.

>>6742720
>I trust the person who makes their food so unhealthy that they literally got fat from it
kek, whatever you say fatso

>>6742733

Knowing how to make good food is a totally different thing than having the self-control to eat reasonable portions. They have nothing to do with each other.

>>6742737
Nah I see them as the same thing. Making delicious food that is filling and healthy is my ultimate goal as a cook.
My ideal of a 'good' dish is one that is nutritionally balanced and delicious. I feel that anything short of that cannot be called 'good food'

>>6742750
>I feel that anything short of that cannot be called 'good food'

Sure. But what does that have to do with some fat-ass overeating nutritionally balanced delicious food?

>>6742759
It doesn't have anything to do with it, buy it doesn't have anything to do with the original point either.
>i only trust skinny cooks
Not sure what exactly how to express this. But I'll say that it is difficult to overeat balanced food and healthy food as it is typically lower calories, hard to get fat on low calorie food. A fat cook typically makes their food with a high calorie density. Humans will eat relatively the same volume per day, it is a matter of if that food is calorie dense.

>>6742737
A fat chef is likely to serve you portions he deems reasonable, so you're more likely to get more food and thus value for money.

Meanwhile skinny chefs are all about those pretentious wanky dishes that barely have 3 spoonfuls worth of food on there.

>>6742469
I miss the old Joey threads. Ken ruined Joey. ;_;

>>6742850
You should probably work on losing some of that weight there big boy.

>>6742318
One anon tried the bbq I think. He said it was not only shit but it was also strangely coagulated like thick gravy or something.

>>6742318
I remember that someone on here bought a jar of it and slathered it over some chicken. It was bizarrely coagulated and thick. It was essentially super sweet liquid smoke flavoured jello.

>>6742866
I remember that, it looked like a thick jelly or jam.

>>6742720
There are a lot of bald hairdressers.

They're doing YOUR hair, not their own.

>>6742866
>>6742890
>>6742897
>Store your sauces incorrectly
>Blame Jack

>>6742974
If you've watched Jack's videos you'd realize he prides himself on the thickness of his sauce and routinely criticizes sauces in restaurants for being too runny. He designed his shitty sauce to be this way.

>>6742914
I wonder if a bald hairdresser ever feels a nostalgic sadness while doing their job.

>>6742720

Could you ride Gordon Ramsay's dick any harder? Stop stealing his quotes you fucking moron.

>>6743042
Some people's head shape suits bald, so I assume a lot of them are probably content with it.

>>6743050
Didn't even know it was one of his quotes, I was just shitposting. So how about YOU get off his dick if you've taken the time to memorise all of his quotes.

>>6742850
>Meanwhile skinny chefs are all about those pretentious wanky dishes that barely have 3 spoonfuls worth of food on there.
not that anon but....

not really, i eat about just as much as people 100+pounds more than me(im 160).

i exercise a lot and require a lot of nutrients, i am also a construction worker. most of my coworkers run on coffee and cigarettes, i run on a shitload of healthy food.

you get fat because you eat a lot and dont exercise, you probably consume a shitload of sugar and neglect foods that would increase mental and physical performance.

so yeah, id rather eat food a skinny chef made because it would have my goals in mind, not some sugar coated lard ass whos going to sit on the couch all night watching netlfix.

>>6743055

>I..I made it up!!

>>6742861
Proof? I fucking hate ken but where's the evidence that he made joey change i thought it was fat cunt lady trayce barking in all the comments sections

>>6742592
Joey is not relevant to /ck/ therefore his threads are removed.

>>6743139
Joey is shit, he killed himself.
>mfw: no more Joey threads on /ck/, ever

>>6743139
LadyTrayce is a Ken shill account. Joey went downhill after the first Ken meet up. It's fairly obvious Joey looks up to Ken and asked for advise on how to run his channel and Ken told him to tone it down.

>>6743068
no one cares about you or your diet

>>6743198
i know you speak for all fat fucks in the USA, but not everyone is a fat fuck.

>>6743172
>Joey went downhill
The dude never even got half way up the hill, didn't even start the climb.

>>6743203
no really, no one gives a shit m8

>>6743205
apparently you do if youre this buttmad

>>6743209
i have nothing better to do apparently, keep talking man, i dont mind

>>6740346

Man I kinda like that Southern accent. But I don't know if they're clever business men, oh well.

>>6742890
>>6742866

I can't believe that it's still been just this one anon. I mean, come on, they are literally the best sauces you will ever taste, why did nobody else get a jar yet?

>>6741099
>if you add water to something it gets more moist

holy shit no way

>>6743252
Why dont you buy one?

>>6743330

I don't live in America and don't want to pay overseas shipment. Come to think of it I don't know if he even ships to places outside America

>>6741099
Those are some rare burgers. Also, why didn't he grill them? And if you're going to add liquid add some fucking warchestershire sauce

>>6743050
What? Gordon Ramsay is fit as fuck. He has arm veins and abs and he's almost 50

>>6743139
No Joey was always a sad, angry, depressed man (gee big surprise) and all that wacky shit was an act.

The Wendy's gouda video and his latest one show his true soulless personality: he gets mad at all this minor, harmless shit in life when in reality he's just mad at himself and the position he's currently at in his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGDBbcE0nBQ

I used to like Joe a lot but I realized how fucked up he is. Even Jack the fat cuck is more respectable somehow. At least he has drive.

>>6743428
Really. Even if his sauce is fucking shit and he shills on his videos, I can respect him and his entreprenuership/brand identity more than watching a fat fuck eat fast food in his car and complain.

>>6743428
Jesus Christ the way that he eats is so fucking disgusting. Watch the video, he never ever takes one bite at a time. He always takes two or three bites at once until his face is literally stuffed before he starts chewing with his mouth open. I almost threw up at 2:36. Considering that he hated the burger he sure ate it with a lot of gusto, it's like he hadn't eaten in days when he attacked that fucking thing.

>>6743428
>This is hack. On a scale of 1 to 10, everyone, this is a 6. This sucks, I'm not happy with this.

>6/10
>Sucks
Combined with the way he eats, how the fuck can anyone watch him?

>>6743428
Why would they put lettuce, tomato, and non-caramelized onion on a mushroom swiss burger?

>>6743473
A lot of people think that because a 60% is a "D" in highschool that a 6/10 is a failing score, when in reality it means it's slightly above average.

>>6743461
its like hes eating corn on the cob.
what a fat disgusting fuck. how people watch this disgusting fuck is beyond me.

>>6742861
>I miss the old Joey threads.
you are cancer, fucking kill yourself

>>6742850
LMAO you're going to get charged more for more food. Either way, the level of a chef's skill doesn't come from the size of his portions. If you value large portion sizes you should go to Golden Corral's all you can eat buffet and ignore anything related to actual fine dining.
Honestly there's nothing the fifth forkful of a dish can provide me that the first four didn't.

>>6743499
Yeah. He also takes a cringe-inducingly long amount of time to chew the enormous mouthfuls of food that he eats. He probably wouldn't have to wave his head around and make silly faces to fill the dead air while he chews if he didn't take hippo-sized bites of food.

>>6740346
dumbest shit i've seen for weeks

>>6743461
Nice channel, Red Ogre.

>>6743578
Nice stalking anon.

DAILY REMINDER JACK THREADS ARE CANCER.
IF WE CAN'T HAVE JOEY THREADS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE JACK THREADS EITHER.

>>6743912
Does Joey cook anything?

>>6743912
Joey doesn't have fucking anything to do with food. Jack is relevant here because he actually cooks things. Take your /b/-tier shit somewhere else. Jack threads, we all have a good time laughing at his lack of COOKING skills. Joey threads are just people posting the same unfunny cancer images over and over again. If you can't see the difference you need to remove your granddad's cock from your eyes.

Any Ameribros recording this on Tuesday?
This needs to be seen.

>>6741635
That is a nice clock though.

Anyone got a link to the video of the guy that walks to carks jr and buys two six dollar burgers with a coupon and does a review in the restaurant

>>6741635

He comes off as suprisingly normal in this video

>>6741635
SO FALLS JACK
KING OF THE CUCKS
SMALL AMONG BULLS
LARGE OF GUT

>>6744188
Fuck i remember that he was fat and had glasses kind of talked like a fucking nerd from the big bang theory.....somebody find this link

>>6743912
Jack sucks but at least he cooks, even if he's a shitty flyover chef. Joey just eats fast food in his car and says whether or not he likes it. He doesn't even describe the flavors because he's too retarded to do anything other than stuff his fucking face and complain.

>>6743428
What the fucking shit. I'm relatively new to /ck/ so I've never actually seen a real Joey thread, I've only ever heard of him. I never knew he was that disgusting and annoying. I thought he was another shitty Amerifat cook like Ja/ck/, it turns out he's much, much worse.
Does he do that obnoxious "I'm back" thing in every episode?

>>6744269
Classic
https://youtu.be/j-Isibkr2iM

>>6744353
God damn what happened to jon lovitz

>>6744353
> If you're living the dream go ahead and eat this 1300 calorie meal

This fat fuck thinks that greasy fast food is the pinnacle of eating.

>>6744385
>Taco Bell waffle taco in the listed video

>Go and order 5-6 of these and start your day the right way
He won't be around much longer.

>>6744353
Jesus God he's so fucking annoying.

>>6744410
https://youtu.be/bw1_1rPq2LA

>>6744437
This "person" is disgusting on every single level. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was a diddler too.

why the fuck is this happening

>>6744437
Why the fuck does this guy not know how to take a bite of food? You shouldn't have to wipe your face with a napkin after every god damn bite. It's like he shoves his face into the burger as far as he can every time. I'm not even sure if he's aware of how much food he's stuffing into his face when he eats. I swear if he weren't so fat I'd think he was starving, because he eats like a hungry African.

>>6744353
>>6744437

Is he physically incapable of eating outside of his car? Can he sit down at a table in the restaurant or his house or something?

>>6744498
If he went back to his house, the food would likely be cold (cold fast food is inedible). He wouldn't do his reviews in the restaurant because he knows that the shit he does is incredibly annoying and totally socially unacceptable, not to mention disgusting.

>>6744498
https://youtu.be/VM8kH_AQCSg

>>6744548
Jesus.

This man is mentally ill.

1:00 AM
HUNGER!!!
LOL!

>>6744548
I can't wait for the coronary heart disease to take him.

>>6741099
god i mean how can he make a living doing this he is so bad at it

>>6744548
So that's what the end of Jack's Bison Burger video looked like.

>>6744552
he's morbidly obese, of course he's mentally ill

>>6744353
Only Joey video worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym7qxOeGsB0

>>6744763
https://youtu.be/MENDYDlBPn8

Oh shit. This is today.

Is there any way to watch this shit live?

>>6744763
>>6744798
Reported.

>>6745964
Fuck off Jack

>>6745962
Are you not an Americunt? I think that you can possibly stream it on the CNBC website if you can fool them into believing you're one of us.

>>6745964

>>6746221
Seems like you also need some kind of TV provider account, guess I'll just pray you guys record it.

Head's up to anyone interested. It looks like it actually is going to air on episode 2 which is next week. At least according to my cable guide which describes ep. 2 as "A barbecue sauce is pitched by an Internet sensation who claims it's the best, so Butch and Rooster put him to the test against a local champion. So 8/11... not tonight.

>>6746736
Phew

>>6746736
>so Butch and Rooster put him to the test against a local champion

This will be a riot.

>>6746736
>"...put him to the test against a local champion"
No way, Jack will get cu/ck/ed on TV.

>>6746736
He's gonna cook! I gotta watch this because we all know it is already going to be a disaster, but i want to see reactions

>>6746736
I can't wait!

based off the preview Jack has to cook ribs vs a texas chef. here's a reminder for everyone what jacks ribs look like when he doesn't have a smoker to fall back on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZSFn51l3hc

>>6746736
Damnit I was hyped.

>>6746991
Guess we'll be ja/ck/ing it next week
;_;

>>6746895
>that noise from him biting it at the end
Holy shit please no.

>>6740346
Oh my fucking god

>>6743068
Skinny chef or fat chef, I'm not going to a construction worker for insights on life.

>>6740346
My whole life has been leading up to this moment. I can die happy now.

>>6747040
>Skinny chef or fat chef, I'm not going to a construction worker for insights on life.
someones mad they dont make 120k a year watching high school dropouts work

>>6747043
>you will never be this insecure

>>6747046
>i will never be this buttmad about having low wages

>>6747043
Is that why six of you fucks lean on shovels while one Mexican does all the work?

>>6747050
Your wages actually aren't that impressive outside the small world of 4chan.
That is the level you have stooped to though, bragging on 4chan.

That's like beating a wheelchair basketball team.
Go anywhere else but here and you'll get roasted for being such a loser. Such a little loser.

>>6747052
nope the mexicans dont work with me because they dont do any work, they work under the black supervisors who dont get paid as much as me

>>6747054
>Go anywhere else but here and you'll get roasted for being such a loser. Such a little loser.
these are the worst insults ive seen on 4 chan, congrats

>>6747060
It's true information though.

What you consider impressive isn't impressive to most people.

>>6747060
You are a sad fuck, thank you for the chuckle.

>>6744437
I'm dying

>>6747017
It sounded like a goddamn apple.

>>6746736
>BBQ sauce
>Testing

They're going to ask him to cook them a burger and he's going to serve them a juicy raw patty.

>>6746736
>jack
>internet sensation

kek

>>6746736
everything about this is amazing

>>6746736
I literally cackled as I read this. I'll have to find a 1080p rip of this and watch Ja/ck/'s tears in HD

>>6740343
I didn't read this whole thread but is Ju/ck/ on tonight? It seems like he will be on a later episode.

>>6746736
>we believe the product, we don't believe in you
So that means Jack's sauce is good, but they called him out on being a shit chef.

cnbc is airing street signs, not the show

>>6746895

God I hope the editors of the show put in these cringeworthy openings where jack pulls himself up from off screen to make him look even more childish and retarded

>tfw just moved to a new house/roommates

>tfw have basic local TV, not cable

Will this be accessible online later? I want to watch this in all of its terrible glory and then watch his sobbing Youtube video where he says "but whatever" after he explains how they didn't like his shitty sauce.

Sidenote, I saw a Lazy Man's recipe where he boiled a pork chop over browned Rice A Roni. I shut my computer off at 9:30 and went to bed..

>>6740346
this show looks fucking retarded. these three guys are fucking dorks. someone should walk up in their redneck Colombo lodge outhouse wit a shotgun and blow their brains out while theyre no doubt butt blasting eachother. that trailer made me sick to my stomach.

>>6747017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQtqR2yp0HY

>>6743068
nice blog post faggot

>>6744437
this man is disgusting and sad. anyone that acts like this needs to die. when he goes do the money woo woo woo and bats his eyes I want to shoot him in the face and I think a jury of my peers would acquit me of any wrongdoing

>>6747317
I will if I get drawn for jury duty.

anyone have a stream link?

> "A Time to Grill” After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce, Butch and Rooster put him to the test against the top pitmaster in West Texas.

hope this is uploaded soon

FUCK

Jacks gonna be on next week, according to the preview we just saw. As disappointing as that is, it looks like he gets completely roasted, and can't even barbecue correctly

>>6747357
>duh.jpg

>>6741363
Hickshark den

>>6747357
He blackened that meat just like his wife

>>6747357
>roasted
CARLOS

>>6747305
Try not to cut yourself, anon

Hes from appalacha or something so I'm sure its some faggoty >muh barbeque shit from some texas hillbillies

>>6747553
He is from California and then moved to Tennessee.

>>6747659
That's even worse

Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/ Ja/ck/

If these hick fucks actually make Jack feel like the worthless faggot that he is I will officially convert to Ramsayism

Was just watching the first episode of the show and they showed a preview for Jack's episode

Best quote: "You claim you're sellin the BEST bbq sauce in the WORLD and you've never even BARBEQUED BEFORE?!"

>>6747816
Holy fuck, so hyped for this episode of a show that will probably be completely unwatchable otherwise

>>6747786
JUST

>>6747317
Watching him try to act funny is pathetic and cringe inducing.

>>6744798
Jesus Christ this man might actually literally be a retard.

>>6747995
>mickey mouse hat
>eating raw sausage
>obese
you might be right

and people support him

>>6746736
Holy shit im actually looking forward for something in a year.

Thanks ja/ck/ for curing my depression.

>>6743428
>u-u-u cancer stop having fun guise

>>6745964
Announcing reports is against the rules.

>>6748172
Couldn't give a fuck.
I'm only here to destroy Joey.

>>6748187
By reporting videos that make fun of Joey?

>>6748195
My work does not stop with /ck/.
FB, Youtube, Linkedin and many others are all my battlefield.
My techniques are many and varied and my victory is assured.
I will not fail.

>>6748198
Oh, ok.

>yfw they tell Jack straight to his face that the only reason why he's an internet sensation is because people are laughing at him behind his back
>yfw Jack eventually kills himself and his family out of embarassment

>>6747659
reminder that he moved away from California because his son would've been taught sex education at school.

>>6748476
So they're super hardcore christians? I've noticed Tammy is often wearing jesus style shirts.

>>6748536
I think Jack is simply exceptionally dumb and it often manifests itself in a kneejerk conervative way. Look up his video of him "debating" gayness with his brother.

>>6748332
He's going to start making intentionally worse videos for this very reason, then people are going to find out and stop watching all together. Incompetence and failure are only funny if they're genuine.

>>6747052
Beaner detected most of the spics i've worked with have been lazy as fuck

>>6748655
These dudes look fresh as fuck.

>>6742720
My barber is bald after going through chemo faggot.

>>6747072
Listen at 6:48 for the fart heard around the world
https://youtu.be/TFCr-lsuKuM

So did anyone watch the episode? Wasn't it on last night?

>>6748694
https://youtu.be/oQbdBK3Ew0s

>>6748658
No they look dumb as fuck what's with the super long pointed boot tips? Does it help them climb the fence at the border

>>6748694
>>6748718
Listening to this guy eat is a nightmare

Someone has to record and put this on youtube when it gets out.

>>6748198
Fuck you Ken.

>>6748685
Which means his muscles would be weak and he'd lack finer motor control after going through chemo.

Why would you trust someone like that with your hair?

>>6748704

Jack's segment got bumped to episode 2. It airs next Tuesday according to the promos.

>>6748332
King Ja/ck/ is too smug to feel embarrassment, or else it would've happened already. Also suicide is a sin.

/webelieveintheproductwedontbelieveinyou/

>>6748718
WHAT THE FUCK
What would ever possess you to put shitty canned spaghetti on a fast food burger?

>>6747786
Daily reminder Jack reproduced and you didnt

>>6750351
He did? That's news to me. I thought he was a

Complete
Utter
Clumsy
King

Jack's sauce is essentially just a jacked up ketchup-jello. This horseshit might fly in California where he started up, but he's moved to Tennessee and is trying to impress some southerner with this trash? I'm wet with schadenfreudic anticipation.

>>6750396
>High fructose corn syrup
Why?

>>6750396
>schadenfreudic
that's not how language works, you'd just say "I'm met with schadenfreud..."

>>6750443
His sentence makes a lot more sense than yours.

>>6750443
Obviously that's not a proper word you Melvin. But this is an anonymous image-board about a fat fuck and his failings, not a doctoral thesis.

>>6747816
The beauty is that Jack would be genuinely flabbergasted as to why someone wouldn't like his sauces/cooking due to his famous lack of self-awareness. He probably argued a lot with the judges and called them clueless and such.

Though I'll admit Jack was fucked from the beginning on this show. Producers love hard-headed guests like Jack because they're easy to provoke and argue with and thus make for "interesting" reality TV shows. This was probably the sole reason they brought him on the show.

>>6750443

>>6744763
>muh hush puppies

>>6750396
What happens if you call that number?

>>6750443
In fact that's exactly how language works. We create it.

>>6750459
Thank you Zach.

>>6750703
Ja/ck/ comes to your home and personally prepares one of his famous recipes

>>6740343
>You will never be even one percent as wealthy as these dick chewing backwoods retards.

God is dead and capitalism killed him.

>>6750351
Jokes on you, I work in a sperm bank and me and the security guy have constructed an alliance to artificially insert our superior sperm into over five thousand women each. The gene pool is safe, don't worry.

>>6750710
Kek

>>6741099
those patties are way too think

>>6750710
>Ja/ck/ comes to your home and personally poisons you with his famous juicy chicken

>>6741099

>>6748476
source?

Anyone see the latest Cuck on the Go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LwYcBJ8EZQ

King Ja/ck/ harasses confused rednecks at a 4th of July BBQ

>>6751331
Next year Jack Jr will be filming the event and Jack Sr will be the hog for dinner

>>6751498
>Jack's smug muppet mouthed face when Tammy and her bull eat his properly cucked meat

>>6740547
What, you don't like the idea of slathering shitty steak in Salt to make it more tender??

[x] Famous internet chef
[x] Has cooked on national television
[x] Had rich investors like his sauces

No wonder you small time dish washers are jealous.

>>6750396
Great, another diabetes inducing shit in a can...just what America needs! Would love to see the nutritional facts on that

>>6752215
[X] He's no Chef John or Chefsteps, he's pretty deep down on the ladder.
[X] So does Sandra Lee. And?
[X] Not necessarily. The clip that says "We believe in the product..." is during the first impression part of the show. We don't know what's going to happen when they have him apply it.

>>6744437
>I swear if he does that monkey shit one more goddamn time I will fucking shoot h-

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

>>6752215
Investors care about the potential of a brand to sell, not about its base level of quality. Just because people invest in it to see it that doesn't mean that they think it's good.

So the episode is the 11th, right?

>>6752215
> Famous

Sure thing brotato.

>>6744353
This guy reminds me of Nick Kroll.

>>6751263

>>6752866
H U S H P U P P I E S
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>tfw the joey animation will never be completed

>>6753765
Go on

>>6753769
There was a femanon who was working on a joey's world tour animation. I don't have the link to the vids but I think it died out after the joey threads started getting deleted.

>>6741099
what the fuck is wrong with him?

>>6741635
He loves that clock

>>6750396
The funny thing is, the more I think about it, the more I look forward to this episode. Especially when Jack is all about THICK sauces, and anytime I've been down south, their sauces are on the thinner side.

New Cucking with Jack in case anybody missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AL5x6T2_so

>>6755594
>Mince
Oh no.

>Patties
Oh shit, here we go again

>Burns the shit out of them
>'Nice crust on them'
Well... at least they aren't raw this time.

>He leaves them to sit for 20 minutes and get cold
That's it, I'm out.

>>6755594
This is his attempt at a roux. Jesus fuck.

>>6755594
>he gets the mushroom stuck in the whisk
>medium brown
>sauce looks like literal shit
>"I lost control of the egg"

Has the episode of the redneck hillbilly investors cucking jack aired yet?

please i need this in my life

>>6755749
nice and eggy, how does he do that? I wanna be like Ja/ck/

>>6755594
Holy Shit! He made meat not raw!

>>6755790
it's actually this coming tuesday

>>6755749
If I didn't know that was a roux, I would've thought he was making beurre noisette.

>>6755749
I at least give him credit on that, he uploads his mistakes just like his "successes". Sometimes a "what not to do" is just as helpful as what to do.

>>6755910
>Don't be a pathetic fat fuck-up

Got it, thanks Ja/ck/!

>>6755926
Hes richer than you are I bet, and he reproduced.

Jack 2, faggot anon 0

>>6755929
He and his wife together maybe but I'm half his age and more successful. Also I do have a girlfriend and could reproduce if I wanted to but I don't atm.

Whatchu got now, Ja/ck/-fag?

>>6755937
a conversation with a liar on the internet

>>6755945
Whatever faggot, you assumed and were wrong so get rekt. Ja/ck/ is a loser and the only reason people mention him here is to make fun of him. And now this fat fuck is going to be humiliated on national television.

>>6740346
Is this show narrated by Johnny Cash?

>>6755961
Why do I have the feeling that you've been talking to The King himself?

>>6740343
Why can we have jack threads that suck but Joey gets deleted?
Not fucking fair.

>>6757342
Because you called yourself broeys and worshiped him, so it came off as advertising. We hate Jack and all that he is.

>>6755594
>has a cooking show
>he's never made a roux before

jesus christ, he can't even cook an egg properly

>>6755594
>wearing jewelry while mixing meat with your hands
Why do people do this?

>>6752866
It was even worse when he got the Pizza Hut hot dog pizza.
>WOOWOOWOOWOO!
>Pizza Hut is going doggy style!

>>6750396
Do you realize how many sauces use ketchup as their base? Lots of sauces do.

>>6755594
Beautiful

>>6757422
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJfawCskC0
tfw he never actually gets to go doggy style in real life.

>>6753765
But was here's the joey animation
https://youtu.be/0LlubTfh7GM

>>6757338
Johnny cash died in 2003 you dumb fuck but it sounds like Robert Duvall

>>6757808
If Johnny Cash died in 2003, then why the fuck did I see him play live at the Underground Beach last month you fucking cock gargling faggot

>>6755594
>never made a roux before

>>6755594

lmao those are some burnt ass burgers

>>6755594

ok lmao it just gets better

can't even cook a fucking egg

>>6755594
As shitty as this is, it's much better than a lot of his other videos.

>>6757798
That isn't the finished animation. There was supposed to be more, like Joey dying or something.

>>6757798
God this beautiful

>>6744437
>we will never have another joey thread

>>6757838
kek'd

>>6742861
Ken cucked joey and darkened his soul.

>>6744490
>You shouldn't have to wipe your face with a napkin after every god damn bite.
If you're not wiping your face after every bite or two even if you don't think you need it, you're probably a gross human

>>6757798
That was fucking amazing

>>6757889
> Ken cucked Joey

What does that even mean any more?

>>6757881
Yes part 2 is coming

>>6757885
iktf anon
/ck/ has turned against joey and there is nothing we can do.

>>6757838
Nice try faggot but your cringe worthy try hard humor isn't working
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Cash

>>6758029
it looks like it worked quite well actually

>>6758031
Not at all renob

>>6758058
then why do you keep replying?

>>6758060
Why? Are you a philosopher?

>>6758128
Not him, but I am.

>>6758128
it seems like youre upset enough to keep responding, which was clearly his intention. you even looked up an article to try to prove you were right. it was bait you fat faggot

>>6758141
Upset? It seems you are

>>6758321
respond again

>>6758325
Sure why not

>>6757885
>tfw someone else in the world has seen Keeping Up Appearances that isn't over 50

>>6757798
holy fucking shit - I lost so hard to the flying helicopter van shot