/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6755393
Pretty good. That's a lot of meat tho. Usually if there's too much meat on a sandwich you end up chewing more than you have to.

>>6755393
3x too much meat

I would throw away the bread then eat it

>>6755393
>all that mayonnaise

>>6755397
>chewing more than you have to

because obviously the goal is just to get it into your stomach as fast as possible

>>6755393
>veggies on a sandwich

>>6755393
My first thought is, why isnt this nigger OP not having a reuben?

>>6755411
No silly, that's how you fuck up your jaw. Which is why you shouldn't chew gum all day. It's bad for your jaw.

>>6755393
too much salami otherwise 8/10

>>6755413
>"veggies"
You are the faggot in this situation.

>>6755393
>too much meat
>plain ham
>no mustard
>no pickled vegetables
>no cheese
Pretty shitty tbh OP

>>6755429
I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. This piece of gum I'm chewing right at this moment I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record.

>>6755429
Yer mum's jaw was fucked up last night after I got done wit her!

>>6755437
why? what did you do to her?

>>6755458
made her eat his ass

Is no one going to point out the grape leaves?

>>6755485
i thought they were roasted green peppers

>>6755485

Pretty sure those are peppers.

>>6755437
Well yeah, my mom is like 400 lbs. The only place you'd be able to fuck would be her face. She's a savage tho, she'd probably just eat your dick.

>>6755436
You're gonna get faaaaat

>>6755487
>>6755488
Hm, yeah, probably so. Good eye.

too big for my tiny, tiny mouth

>>6755429
If anything, humans don't get enough jaw action in modern society. It's why we all have overbites. nigger u dum

too much meat

not toast bread

too much lettuce

I would eat it

I'm fucking starving and all I ate today was one graham cracker, 3 spoons of yogurt, a popsicle, and some burnt spaghetti. I would eat that sandwich more intensely then lesbians eat each other.

Looks like a nice italian hero I'd get from a local deli.

I'd still take out some of that salami cause fuck I don't need that much.

>>6755402
This, obviously.

>>6755397
>>6755402
>>6755431
>>6755435
>>6755915

>too much meat

Found the slack-jawed faggots.

>>6756058
>le epic more is better meme xD

>>6755489
I'm pretty inventive, find a fold and fuck it!

>>6755393
I'll give you points for evenly distributing everything. At least it looks like it is from this angle. And it looks fairly appealing. I even see black pepper, that's a step most joints don't take.

>>6755393
Could do with a touch less meat, and no green peppers. Very pleased with the black pepper on that tomato though.

>>6755429
>not munching on high amounts of gum at all times
>no jaw gains
Never gonna make it brah

>>6755410
>mayo

I've taken to liking mayo on my italian subs. it mixes with oil & vinegar to make a really good sauce. and it takes a bit of edge off the salty acidity of the whole thing.

mustard isn't bad either in those tbh, it always goes with salty spicy meats.

>>6757509
holy shit that looks good

>>6757518

Yeah it was. The meat was sliced a little thicker than i'm used to but honestly idgaf.