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6723136 No.6723136 [Reply] [Original]

Can we have a food-gore thread?
I feel like throwing up.

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>> No.6723165

>>6723149

>Ketchup
>On bananas

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>6723136
There's already like 5 food gore/disgusting food threads on the catalog you fucking faggot.

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>>6723144
WHY U DO DIS

>> No.6723204

>>6723162
I could imagine devouring this drunk and possibly sober too.

>> No.6723207

>>6723162
>chicken breast

>> No.6723213

>>6723207
>muh semantics

>> No.6723216

>>6723162
>chicken breast

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>>6723168
You seem like an asshole.
I couldn't find any directly relating to food gore.

>pic related probably tastes amazing

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Something about this thing makes me want to destroy it.

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>> No.6723247

>>6723165

What about banana ketchup

>> No.6723249

>>6723228

>scrambled eggs

That's popcorn, you berk

>> No.6723250

>>6723228
nothing wrong with scrambled egg wrap, that looks good

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>>6723236

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>>6723250
Yeah but with Sriracha tho?

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>> No.6723261

>>6723256

I was thinking about a pizza like this the other day, I think a mix of brown sauce and like tomatoes would do the trick for a real full British breakfast pizza

>> No.6723264

>>6723261
>Giant crumpet base
>HP sauce
>Tomatoes, hashbrown, sausage, black pudding, mushroom, beans

Fucking glorious.

>> No.6723271

>>6723213
>muh ignrants

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>>6723236
Why does it come with a chunk of wood? Don't tell me even plastic cutlery is banned in England.

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>>6723274
Isn't that a sosage?

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>>6723156
>cheese fries

>>6723162
>chicken breast

>>6723228
>scrambled eggs

>> No.6723308

>>6723264

I was thinking something along the lines of a potato scone for the base, I mean Scotland reporting here, but crumpet sounds fucking great too

I'm at a horrible party and the thought of a good breakfast when I get out of here is the only thing keeping me going

>> No.6723315

>>6723274

That's for the chips

The deep-fried food would melt it and it wouldn't be too nice then I don't think

>> No.6723345

>>6723156
>fries
thats penne pasta nigger.

>> No.6723349

>>6723258
this has always triggered me.

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>> No.6723381 [DELETED] 

>>6723377
The fuck am I looking at?

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>>6723225
>>6723228

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>>6723378

>> No.6723392

>>6723156
>at a buffet
SOMEONE WAS SELLING THIS?!

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>>6723392
>SOMEONE WAS SELLING THIS?!

More importantly, someone was buying this.
There are at least a few scoops gone from the tray.

>> No.6723427

>>6723396

>noodle burger

Who the fuck dreamed this shit up?

>> No.6723437

>>6723427

The Japs

>> No.6723439

>>6723144
I bet the Jews did this.

>> No.6723441

>>6723228
Popcorn wraps dillberry...

>> No.6723446

>>6723396
I could get drunk enough to eat something like that.

>> No.6723448

>>6723392
if I recall this picture was of a school lunch offering which can pass shit like this off as food.

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>>6723446
Wouldn't the noodle bun be all dry and lacking flavor though?

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>>6723439
It's always the Jews anon
It's always the jews

>> No.6723457

>>6723448
more likely it was one of those "THIS IS WHAT SCHOOLS ARE FEEDING CHILDREN AMERICA!!!!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!" when in reality it's probably from some buffet by a motel in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

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>> No.6723468

>>6723464

I actually like this pizza in school. Wouldn't eat it now, but back in the day it was bretty gud.

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Reposting a classic.

>> No.6723495

>>6723360
What's on that hot dog?

>> No.6723516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

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I make these twice a week on my drunk nights.

add deli ham, sometimes bacon bits and canned mushrooms, and 4-5 slices of extra cheese

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>>6723545

>> No.6723693

bump i fucking love these threads

>> No.6723697

>>6723236
>fish
that's a battered sausage m8

>> No.6723705

>>6723697
wut?
looks like fish n chips to me mate, maybe a battered sausage alsoi

>> No.6723706 [DELETED] 

>>6723360
>americucks

>> No.6723746

>>6723706

>thinking that's american

nope

>> No.6723756

>>6723706
None of those items are American. Look at the labels.

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>>6723706
>canadians

>> No.6723777

>>6723256
I see nothing wrong with this

>> No.6723780

>>6723374
what part of this is gore

>> No.6723785

>>6723228
thas not sasha grey

>> No.6723786

>>6723274
you dont need a knife or a gun in the UK

there are no wild animals

it is a wooden fork

oil isnt a requirement with meals unlike the US

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>>6723360
what I want to know is if this picture was taken to document a failure or a victory

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>>6723786
>UK
>no wild animals
>don't need a knife or gun
>one of the highest crime rates in europe
>soldiers get beheaded in the streets
>muslims run the nation

>> No.6723797 [DELETED] 

>>6723792
fucking ignorant bigot
islam is the religion of peace

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>>6723792
kek

your nonsense made me chuckle

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>>6723136
I guess or reckon. its ok. If waiting fto condemn, I cannot. same shit, different day. try to rise wait what?

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>>6723797

>> No.6723806

>>6723454
eggs

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>>6723800
Keep in kind that our nation spies on yours.

>> No.6723809 [DELETED] 

>>6723804
Ham is not halal
Stop being a problematic shitlord

>> No.6723811

>>6723809
>doesn't get the joke
Hey, your shoes untied.

>> No.6723814

>>6723808
>according to the FBI, the reported rate of violent crime in the US was 403 incidents per 100,000 people–the 466 figure comes from 2007. Second, and more importantly, the FBI’s Uniform Crime Reports defines a “violent crime” as one of four specific offenses: murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery, and aggravated assault.

>The British Home Office, by contrast, has a substantially different definition of violent crime. The British definition includes all “crimes against the person,” including simple assaults, all robberies, and all “sexual offenses,” as opposed to the FBI, which only counts aggravated assaults and “forcible rapes.”

You spy because your people are snakes

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>>6723809
Porks out, but this is perfectly fine.

>> No.6723816 [DELETED] 

>>6723811
>doesn't get the shitpost
It's ok.
One day you won't be a newfag anymore

>> No.6723820 [DELETED] 

>>6723815
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking loli

>> No.6723826

>>6723815
Don't start shit here. Those that are against the spread of Islam already know most of this shit. You're just going to get the social justice squad involved and possibly get a whole thread deleted, possibly yourself (and now me) banned.

>> No.6723827

>>6723814
>cites Crime Survey For England and Wales

>confined to only England and Wales

>Professor Graham Farrell of Loughborough University, estimated in 2007 that the survey was underreporting crime by about 3 million incidents per year due to its practice of arbitrarily capping the number of crimes one can be victimised by in a given year at five.

>Lord de Mauley has said the BCS omits rape, assault, drug offences, fraud, forgery, crime against businesses and murder, while accepting that it "is accepted as a gold standard by most British academics and internationally

>The British Crime Survey has also been criticised for its exclusion of residents of communal establishments, e.g. hostels, nursing and care homes and university halls of residence, from its surveys, and for its inability to offer statistics for so-called "victimless" crimes, such as those concerning the abuse, possession and trafficking of drugs. The BCS also fails to record crimes against businesses, commercial premises and vehicles and (because it is a victim survey) instances of murder and manslaughter.

>> No.6723832

>>6723816
>newfag
This is so cliche.

>> No.6723833 [DELETED] 

>>6723827
sauce?
I'm tired of bongs saying violent crime is calculated differently

>> No.6723834

>>6723827
>UK wants to be as scrupulous and harsh as possible when classifying and documenting crimes

>US ignores crimes and sweeps 80% under the rug when it comes to statistics

I've lived in both, and the US is fucking gangland even in rural Idaho

>> No.6723838 [DELETED] 

>>6723832
What a great response

>> No.6723843

>>6723834
>US ignores crimes and sweeps 80% under the rug when it comes to statistics
NYC got caught padding statistics down, but generally we pad things up to control voters through fear.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU IN IDAHO? THE GARY INDIANA VERSION OF IDAHO? DEAR LORD MAN THE MIDWEST IS SAFE AS SHIT OUTSIDE OF BAD NEIGHBORHOODS, WHICH ARE ALL BASICALLY CONTAINMENT AREAS IN MAJOR CITIES.

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>>6723826
Its strange to think that most of the threads on /ck/ have people blatantly bashing the US, most of which is bigotous and misinformed, and no one cares. But the moment an American talks shit back to anyone, he's out of line.

Well, fuck you.

I don't let feminists pull this shit, I certainly won't let muslims.

>> No.6723847 [DELETED] 

>>6723834
Where in Idaho did you live?

>> No.6723848

>>6723834
Lies. You know nothing.
the current administration actually exaggerates the level on crime. When the White House and the FBI are disagreeing I'm going to side with the people who aren't trying to save their political careers.

>>6723833
homeoffice.gov.uk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_Survey_for_England_and_Wales

>> No.6723850

>>6723834
cite sources or fuck off

>> No.6723852 [DELETED] 

>>6723846
>But the moment an American talks shit back to anyone, he's out of line

They just like to complain about burgers, even though all of them eat them.
When we mention the muzzies they get scared because they can go to jail for disrespecting the goat fuckers

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>> No.6723858 [DELETED] 

>>6723853
But according to libruls mudslimes invented modern science

>> No.6723860

>>6723846
I'm on your side, I just know where to pick my battles. Openly berating a poisonous culture or religion earns you few friends and gains you many enemies if it's one associated with a racial group that's always in the news.

You need to gather opposition a little at a time and wait for the rebels without a cause to find another group to attach themselves to.

And for fuck sakes try helping those trying to get out or learn about the world beyond their local dogma. They already have no cohesion or love for each other, go ahead and sew further seeds of discord with the actual truth. Just don't try hammering it in.

>> No.6723862

>>6723858

they did.. modern medicine, math, the numbers 0-9.

just like christians did a lot to advance science. then, somehow they regressed to their hardline ideologies.

how do liberals have anything to do with this?

>> No.6723865

>>6723852
I've been fortunate enough to travel the world, and I can honestly say that all nations are equally fucked. Some nations are poorer, some nations are aggressive, some nations are so good at controlling info that their own populace doesn't know how shitty they are. Doesn't matter in the end, people are people, and people are shit. Trying to say that those people over there are more shit that these people over here is childish and retarded.

>>6723858
More like they stole it from the Romans, who stole it from the Greeks, who may have stole it from the Carthaginians but we can't know for sure because Rome thoroughly fucked Carthage up.

>>6723860
I'm a little drunk, very tired, and about as subtle as a flamethrower. Not so good at the whole social enlightenment thing.

>> No.6723868 [DELETED] 

>>6723860
>being afraid to insult muzzies on an anonymous mongolian cave painting board

>> No.6723872

>>6723775
God fuck, why? People are so fucking pants shitting stupid...

>> No.6723879

>>6723136
That's not gore it's art.

>>6723144
THIS is gore.

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>>6723865
>all nations are equally fucked
No I've been to yuropa
They are extra fucked

>>6723872
Do you like circumcision?
pic related

>> No.6723887

>>6723883
I'm not into any sort of genial mutilation, thank you very fucking much.

>> No.6723888 [DELETED] 

>>6723887
Are you cut?

>> No.6723890

>>6723549
do you slice it so that it's in 4 pieces with each slice has it's own piece of cheese on it?

>> No.6723893

>>6723888
I have the unfortunate luck to have been circumcised at birth. Had no choice in the matter.

>> No.6723896

>>6723868
I'm out. I'm trying to do good in the most vile manner possible. By slowly luring people further and further from where they started, making them question themselves, and starting internal issues with their own.

And I get called a coward for it. Go be a crass idiot. You'll never get anything done. Just do me a favor and stay away from Islam, you're being counterproductive to getting rid of it.

>> No.6723899 [DELETED] 

>>6723893
If you're circumcised why don't you like circumcised grills?
It's cleaner and it looks better!

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>>6723896
>Openly berating a poisonous culture or religion earns you few friends and gains you many enemies

What do you think feminism does?
They seem to be winning
Stop being a faggot and do something

>> No.6723906

>>6723899
Fuck off with your weird genital mutilation fixation, man. I don't need that shit.

>> No.6723910 [DELETED] 

>>6723906
So you think it's ok for boys but bad for girls?

>> No.6723918

>>6723910
I just got through saying it was unfortunate that I got my shit cut when I was a kid and had no choice. I don't think it's cool that anybody would get their junk sliced up. It's fucking retarded.

>> No.6723920

>>6723905
Glass the middle-east yourself, shut the fuck up, or join them.

You're obviously too goddamned stupid to help bring them into the modern world so you should probably stay out of it.

>muh feminists
Then go whine about that.

>> No.6723925 [DELETED] 

>>6723918
The grill I posted did it by choice

>> No.6723929 [DELETED] 

>>6723920
How do you bring savages into the modern world?
If you have a plan I'm all ears

>> No.6723934

>>6723929
I already posted it, but apparently you just want to argue or are completely illiterate.

>> No.6723936

>>6723775
>>6723883
>nsfw in sfw board

>> No.6723940

> the amount of people replying to obvious b8 ITT
Fucking newshits

>> No.6723944 [DELETED] 

>>6723934
Do you mean this?
>>6723896

>> No.6723948 [DELETED] 

>>6723936
Stop browsing 4chan at work

>> No.6723949

>>6723944
Partially, but you might want to keep reading back further in the thread.

>> No.6723951

>>6723948
I'm not at work I'm just pointing it out like a jackass

>> No.6723956 [DELETED] 

>>6723949
Slow rolling normies doesn't work
Like I said femshits figured it out
We need a full on assault

>> No.6723958 [DELETED] 

>>6723951
Stop reporting dumb shit

>> No.6723960

>>6723956
Good luck with that /pol/. I'll be right behind you, and I do mean directly behind.

>> No.6723970

>>6723958
If you want to post vaginas there are many other boards where it's appropriate.

>> No.6724014

Pol is cool and all but can we please go back to food gore

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OC here, will post improvement after

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>>6724160
And improvement.

>> No.6724166

>>6723454
Are you fucking kidding me? Who the fuck eats this?

>> No.6724192

>>6724166
Russians

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>> No.6724493

>>6724160
>>6724163
That's not OC. You posted that before. Second pizza still looks soaked :^)

>> No.6724683

>>6723396
>>6723392

Seems more like cafeteria food as opposed to restaurant type buffet, low wager worker putting together shit for a corporation's cattle to eat for a low price

>> No.6724749

>>6723258
My brother made this. The pasta inside the hot dog doesn't get cooked. He gave it a 2/10.

>> No.6724851

>>6723156
>let's have some macaroni and fuck it

>> No.6724990

>>6723846
I bet the increase in earthquakes is by all the fucking in missionary (of another religion even!) position that takes place all the time.

>> No.6725101

>>6723144
This looks like a diabetic gangbang.

>> No.6725133

>>6723545
>>6723549
If you're not obese now you will be.
Invest in those xxl sizes.

>> No.6725175

>>6723377
It looks like it's trying to escape lol.

>> No.6725200

Look closer... that's popcorn

>> No.6725998

>>6723454
looks like a 60's Kraft recipe

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>>6723231
good god

>> No.6730307

>>6723289
this looks amazing actually, put the cheetos and pickles on that bread and you got one hell of a sandwich packed with flavor. ((I'm high))

>> No.6731070

>>6723144
The horror.

>> No.6731079
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Typical Japanese food.

>> No.6731106

>>6723249
hey reddit

>> No.6731127

>>6731079
Nigga it's dead. You can put salt on severed frog legs and the same thing will happen.

>> No.6731128

>>6731079
You're a kid now!
https://youtu.be/tyqgrIUfXs8

>> No.6731133

>>6723862
the indo-arabian numerals (0-9) came about 2600 years before islam was concieved

>> No.6731137

>>6724249
kek

>> No.6731220

>>6724166
this shit was popular in germany and i think many other european countries but today only old people eat it.

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>>6723439
Please sir, let me gently escort you back to /b/.

>> No.6731375

>>6723144
>imagine a bowl of skittles
>2/3 of it is mm's and reese's pieces
>go ahead, take a handful

>> No.6731382

>>6723454
is...is that a fucking banana?

eggs, shrimp, canned veggies, and bananas? what the fuck?

>> No.6731695

>>6723236
>UK immigration casualties

>> No.6731843

>>6723144
You know you don't have to eat it like a retarded obese chimp, right? You could just eat a piece at a time to not mix the flavors that honestly wouldn't be that bad in the first place. I swear you niggers have ocd.

>> No.6731908

>>6723378
I want to get off of Mr. Bones' shitty reality

>> No.6732005

>>6723374
this is actually pretty good..i'd eat that as drunk tho.

>> No.6732014
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6732014

This whole fucking thread is scaring me worse than any gore thread I've yet to see on /b/.

Stop it guys. This isn't fun any more.

>> No.6732113
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6732113

>>6723249
>>6723249

>being this new

>> No.6732130

>>6723204
>>6723446
>>6732005
What is with you people needing to be drunk to eat food? Are you alcoholics? What's wrong with you?

>> No.6732140

>>6732130
>confirmed for never having gotten drunk enough to want to eat disgustingly greasy food

>> No.6732176

>>6723464
gonna eat a breadtangle of pizza

>> No.6732180
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6732180

>>6723228
holy shit I've looked at this stupid fucking picture a hundred times at least over the years and just now realized its popcorn not eggs

what the fuck why

>> No.6732183

>>6723149
this is the worst thing ive ever seen

>> No.6732184

>>6723785
Fuck im dying

>> No.6732186

>>6732183
i know who uses a microsoft brand keyboard

>> No.6732187

>>6724166
>>6725998
>>6731382
60's housewives channeled their pent up aggression and regret into making cool-looking gross food that their husbands would have to eat.

>> No.6732189
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6732189

>> No.6732193

>>6723308
I've only been to one party so I don't have enough experience to judge them. Also all of my friends have gfs so I haven't hung out with anyone all summer. Check your privilege.

>> No.6732200

>>6730307
Honestly it could be palatable but non-melted american cheese is gross as fuck and I hate bologna.

>> No.6732206

>>6732189
banabamulk

>> No.6732241

>>6723289
Shit that's a great meal if you're under the age of ten

>> No.6732251

>>6723396
Oh god... One of my stoner friends posted a how to video of this on facebook.

>> No.6732268

>>6723853
>funnier than the jeff dunham show
most things are. hell, i sneeze and laugh harder more often that watching a season of that show

>> No.6732633

>>6732189
That's not foodgore, that's baby food.

>> No.6732680

>>6723396
Looks kinda cool. I doubt it's any good but it looks cool.

>> No.6732783

>>6731079
The part of the octopus most consider to be the head is actually the body. That octopus had been eviscerated. Even with nerves spread out along the tentacles that bastard can't still be kicking without a heart. It's all caused by the salt in the soy sauce.

>> No.6732793

/ck/ - Muslim Hate and Gun Law Debates
Where's the food, Eggman? You said there'd be food.

>> No.6732833

>>6723785
I have a feeling this is a great joke but I can't make the connection.

>> No.6732862

>>6723862
>, the numbers 0-9.
Those are Indian. They were introduced to Europe via the Arabs and that's why they're called arabic numerals. But the Arabs had their own number system and call them hindu numerals.

The other two things were pioneered by the same people but before Islam existed.

>> No.6732883

>>6732189
Banana shakes are gore now? Milk and two bananas blended up with some ice is a great breakfast with toast.

>> No.6732939

>>6730307
We can tell

>> No.6732941

>>6723249
Oh, honey

>> No.6732972
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>>6723149

>> No.6732985

>>6723474
fuck you i'm on HRT and just did a weekly injection and reading this made me laugh and then I cried and I started to get really sad and I had to go sit with my mum crying for like 10 minutes you are the devil

>> No.6732996

>>6727935
God? ...No god.

>> No.6733094

>>6723474
I would like to imagine this is what fat HAES tumblr feminists eat for a snack.

>> No.6733118

>>6723786
>Styrofoam container
>no oil required
>not knowing basic chemistry

>> No.6733415

>>6733118
thats a good point

i completely forgot about the container

>> No.6733592
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6733592

My friend told me to post this
[Spoiler]im the absolute madman[spoiler]

>> No.6733607

>>6723360
This image makes me fucking gag, every time. That shit on the hotdogs looks like some sort of coughed up lung substance mucus shit.

>> No.6733611

>>6732996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-QIH87SbNk

>> No.6733696

>>6733592

That actually looks really good. I'll make that tomorrow.

>> No.6733830

>>6723383
Hope all Muslims die from anal rampage

>> No.6733834

>>6733592
Plebian eggs

>> No.6733872

>>6723256
That looks sexy as fuck

>> No.6733921

>>6723389
oh fuck i hate these things

>> No.6735833
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6735833

>>6730307
haha yeaaah man!!!!!

>> No.6736131 [DELETED] 

Boy I sure do hate mudslimes

>> No.6736171

>>6732187
More that Kraft launched a massive marketing campaign to sell off all their stockpiled gelatin leftover from the war so they came up with those abysmal cookbooks to trick people into buying their flavorless shit.

>> No.6736172
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6736172

>>6723144
Have done this.

It actually worked. Fun was had

>> No.6736485

>>6723437
like they dreamed of winning WWII

>> No.6736945

>>6723516
no

>> No.6738010

>>6723144
If you can't tell the difference between the 3 you're probably a dumb cunt.

>> No.6738016

>>6723149
>milk
Ewwwwwww

>> No.6738096

>>6723389
looks awesome

>> No.6738116

>>6733607
dude ... just looked at it again... it looks like a dead, decomposing mouse... seriously. I've decided thats what the grey shit is

>> No.6738842

>>6723228
>read filename
>look at image
What? This seems fine
>check replies

>> No.6738863

>>6723231
What is this the fucking 40s? Who the hell makes aspic?

>>6723258
>maggots inside dick chunks

>>6723378
I keep seeing shit like this, it has to be ironic. Surely these women are on an even high plane of irony than we are.

>>6723396
Wasn't that a fucking buzzfeed video? They keep making bullshit ass poverty food out of ramen and people think its the tits. However those noodle buns are probably higher in protein than bread. I may look into this.

>>6723804
ham is shit. turkey master race.

>>6732972
klaypex, nice

>>6733607
The worst part is that none of the containers in the picture appear to contain anything that might be that substance

>> No.6739051

>>6723474
holy fuck i freaking lost it
it's 4am here and i just woke up my girlfriend from laughing so hard my throat hurts

>> No.6739227
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6739227

here's some OC from me

>> No.6739508

>>6723250
>scrambled eggs
I'm sorry look again, its popcorn

>> No.6739560

>>6738863
Never post again.

>> No.6739739

>>6724249
I chortled audibly.

>> No.6739906
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6739906

>>6723800

>> No.6739965

>>6733592
Why didn't you just cook the eggs with the noodles? Scrambling eggs while stir frying is par for the course.

>> No.6740020
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this was from a while back but savage nonetheless

>> No.6740023
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6740023

>browsing /fit/

>> No.6740033

>>6740023
Oh god, that microwave. Yikes.

>> No.6740053

>>6740023
Fuckng manchildren can't even keep a fucking microwave clean.

>> No.6740063
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6740063

>>6723162
>one piece of bread
>sandwich

>> No.6740064

>>6738863
>>>6723396
>Wasn't that a fucking buzzfeed video?
Things existed before Buzzfeed, anon.

>> No.6740069

>>6740064
What is this crazy talk. Next thing you'll tell me ideas existed before the tumbeler.

>> No.6740072
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6740072

>>6725175

>> No.6740083
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>> No.6740084

>>6724249

>nailed it

>> No.6740089

>>6740053

Funny you're trying to sound so tough about it but to his face you'd just sort of look at your shoes until he left

>> No.6740094
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6740094

>>6740023
>>6740033

I'm triggered

>> No.6740096

>>6739227
What am I even looking at?

>> No.6740098

>>6740089
>Funny you're trying to sound so tough about it but to his face you'd just sort of look at your shoes until he left
>this is what people on /fit/ think
you know i work out? you know ive been in competitions for strongman? no. and /fit/ is literally full of grown autistic men

>> No.6740108
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6740108

>>6740098
>you know I work out?

>> No.6740123

>>6740098
They're physically healthier than /r9k/ but are practically identical otherwise.

>> No.6740266
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6740266

>>6740123
>they're physically healthier than /r9k/
Not really, the DNP and steroid threads hit bump limit within a half day, no one eats vegetables, and it's just a bunch of fat fuck powerlifters who got trolled by Rippletits into drinking 6000 calories of ice cream per day because rippletits says a Real Man has a huge gut and pear shaped hips.

>> No.6740635
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6740635

>>6723136
This candle salad...

>> No.6740815
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6740815

My old roommate's favorite drink.

>> No.6741022

>>6740815

is that a egg? just raw egg with the weird chicken fetus on the yolk and everything?

chill the fuck out rocky

>> No.6741028

>>6740635
lewd

>> No.6741079

>>6740089
butthurt /fit/fag that can't cook detected

>> No.6741088

>>6723236
Curry sauce on chips is delicious, nigger.

>> No.6741098

>>6723165
Looks lke memesauce to be
Only a little bit less disgusting

>> No.6741108

>>6731128
>>6731079


That is legitimately horrifying, same with that frog video.

Imagine basically aliens picked you up and instead of butchering you, they took you apart limb by limb and steadily put you on a plate to be eaten.

Fucking creepy as shit.

>> No.6741137
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6741137

some fat chick's casserole dish

>> No.6741176

>>6738863
>I keep seeing shit like this, it has to be ironic. Surely these women are on an even high plane of irony than we are.

Nope

Growing up in the UK I had this a lot, I guess my parents were nostalgic for it and didn't realise that like everything else, gammon is only palatable when you put effort in and actually try to impart a flavour other than saltbrine.

Rationing must have been tough, it explains why their generation gets nostalgic for such shit food, and why it took brown people to wake our tastebuds up again.

>> No.6741207

>>6741022
Nope. That's mold. He loved to let his dishes sit. I refused to clean up after him after a while.

>> No.6741215

>>6741137
That's not a very nice thing to say about your mother.

I hope you ate a decent sized portion of the wonderful casserole she made for you.

I bet you'll get a lot of GBP that you can cash in later for some tendies or a happy meal if you behave and do all your chores.

>> No.6741245

>>6723258
Made this for my son he liked it but it's a bitch to thread noodles through hotdogs without snapping them

>> No.6741333

>>6723454
Has there ever been a good gelatin mold dinner? Is there any combination of food that works with this?

>> No.6741336

>>6741333
Head cheese.

>> No.6741737
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6741737

>> No.6741763
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6741763

>> No.6741786

>>6731079
>>6731128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltxyeaFDZAE

>> No.6741799
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6741799

>>6741786

>> No.6741862

>>6741737

everytime i see this picture i legitimately think of Cthulhu

>> No.6741887
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6741887

>>6732130
>Are you alcoholics?

>> No.6741917

>>6723136
Bulimia is a serious condition. You should get help if you're throwing up regularly.

>> No.6741922

>>6740020
What IS that under the hotdog and fries?

>> No.6741928

>>6741922
looks like a sad attempt at a philly cheesesteak

>> No.6741951

>>6741737

why the fuck is it in a barn

>> No.6741959

>>6741951
oh man, have you not seen that whole photoset?

>> No.6741963

>>6741951
sauce anonfriend

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

you have to scroll sideways for some inexplicable reason

>> No.6742347

>>6723236
Nothing wrong here. Plan to head down to the chippy later on mate.

>> No.6742470

>>6741928
Italian beef

>> No.6742477

>>6723378
ah, the ol' "I want you to fuck other women" meal.

Thanks honey.

>> No.6742495

>>6740023
fuck me, thats legit fucking disgusting.

closest thing to making me want to throw up.

>> No.6742513

>>6723705
>looks like fish n chips to me mate

You're fucking blind and/or fucking dumb.

It's very fucking obviously a battered sausage, chips & curry sauce, and both and the retarded Burger who named the image when they saved it are equally fucking spastic for thinking a) that looks anything like fish b) anyone would actually eat fish with chip-shop curry sauce.

>> No.6742522

>>6723144
>some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn.jpg

>> No.6742526

>>6741763

vomiting_thai_girl_sexy.exe

>> No.6742568

>>6742495

It's not just the microwave it's the reused, rotting chopstick and the damp, moldy tablecloth that pull it all together

>> No.6742569

>>6723225
I'm ashamed to say I'd probably eat that

If there was nothing else in the house

>> No.6742573
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6742573

>>6723378
>Not having the proper version

>> No.6742577

>>6742513
I eat fish with curry sauce faggot. Get fucked.

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6743090

>>6730307
Dude, weed, LMAO. XD

>> No.6743242

>>6732176
Pick it up, pick it up, hup hup

>> No.6743643

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6UDC8o_O1k

>> No.6743714

>>6743643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2979un5g0s

this vid is fucking savage, esp the pot in the beginning

>> No.6743766

>>6723549
quattro frommagi

>> No.6743939
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6743939

muh dinner

>> No.6743960

>>6723236
oioioioOIOIOIOIOI!

>> No.6744468
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6744468

>>6723156

>> No.6744489

>>6743090
is Beans a new meme?

>> No.6744820

>>6723345
>being this new

>> No.6744976

>>6744468
for $16.99 I'd actually expect some legit food

>> No.6744990

>>6723800
>chicken silk
dear lord I just have the roody poots just from reading that

>> No.6745022

>>6741763
has to be fake, that's just red velvet

>> No.6745045

>>6740635
Holy shit. I remember some craft book I used to check out of the public library as a kid had this in it.

>> No.6745173

>>6731079
>pour soy sauce on your food
>it runs away

>> No.6745185

>>6745022
http://www.heinzitup.com/en/Recipes/G/Great%20Canadian%20Heinz%20Ketchup%20Cake

>> No.6745302

>>6723464
Would not mind that at all

>> No.6745324
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>> No.6745332

>>6723221
I go to this burger place sometimes that has burgers that look like that (well, maybe not quite that bad), and they are absolutely delicious.

>> No.6745335
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6745335

https://youtu.be/vOYq2dcu9uI
I hate some of his new shit but I always loved this one

>> No.6745336

>>6739227
Dobro je to ispalo.

>> No.6745338

>>6723149
wtf do you eat and drink

>> No.6745341

>>6745324
Not really food gore so much as it is pretentious wankery

>> No.6745349
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>> No.6745350
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6745350

>>6745341

>> No.6745354

>>6745349
Literally just ate that

>> No.6745365
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6745365

>>6745350
>>6745324

>> No.6745367

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkCxXErb2Ag

>> No.6745392

>>6739227

love me some fried manta ray slices

>> No.6745612

>>6745367
>a fish had to die for this
I hate humans.

>> No.6745622

>>6745335
imagine having to clean all of that up

>> No.6745624

>>6745612
i think someone said he works in a grocery store and he uses food that can't be sold/eaten

but still

>i threw some food around and broke an egg lol
>follow me on instagram and twitter and here's my website and buy some of my t-shirts and here's my other youtube channel

>> No.6745679

>>6740266
>Not really, the DNP and steroid threads hit bump limit within a half day
The amount of posters in those threads rarely reach double digits, it's the same lot of people posting about something they're interested in.

>no one eats vegetables
The "clean eating" mentality is more or elegant then it ever has been. Almost all noobies on /fit/ eat clean. Dirty bulkers are mocked.

>and it's just a bunch of fat fuck powerlifters who got trolled by Rippletits into drinking 6000 calories of ice cream per day because rippletits says a Real Man has a huge gut and pear shaped hips.

Rippetoe is a strength coach, not a powerlifting coach. Power lifters benefit from being lean, and a large fucking chunk of them are lean unless they are trying to surpass maximum human potentiometer and lift the heaviest weight the human body can handle. Powerlifters bulk hard because there's no downside to storing fat cells on your body, they rarely bulk over %20 body fat anyway, which is the average bodyfat percentage for some lazy fuck "who doesn't do sports because Chads only play sports and were brought up playing sport hurr durr I only play Xbox and browse 4chan /ck/ because I'm a real man with real hobbies".

The autism in your post really blew me away

>> No.6745699

>>6745679
>The amount of posters in those threads rarely reach double digits,
Maybe the mods are clamping down on the roid talk, I stopped lurking there over a year ago
>The "clean eating" mentality is more or elegant then it ever has been. Almost all noobies on /fit/ eat clean. Dirty bulkers are mocked.
This I do not believe. What I do believe is that you're a dirty bulker and you got mocked by someone. Protip: everyone gets mocked for any and all reasons, this is 4chan.
>Power lifters benefit from being lean
Are we talking actual IRL competitive powerlifters, or 4chan "powerlifters" (i.e. nutritional catastrophes who ate too much ice cream and have man sweaters growing out of their asymmetrically shaped deltoids)

>> No.6745732

>>6745622
Video has around 1,5 million views
now let's just assume he gets one cent per view since he monetized his channel
that's 15k bucks
hire someone that cleans everything, pay them 500 or something like that
Now go make your own How To videos and hire someone to clean it all up!

>> No.6745736

>>6745732
>leaving the mess to sit and rot for months while you rack up views to pay for a cleaning service

>> No.6745738

>>6745736
Ya can't earn money if you don't spent money!.. well or you just ask your mother

>> No.6745741

>>6745738
You seem Australian.

>> No.6745744

>>6745741
Y-you too
I'm actually from germany

>> No.6745750

>>6723236
that's a sausage and curry sauce on chips is fab and now i am hungry for this exact meal

>> No.6745905

>>6732189
this image makes me feel so uncomfortable
something about it
i think because it's so small in an empty area
no idea ugh

>> No.6745922

>>6741207
fucking ew

>> No.6746003

>>6723378
this looks like every childhood meal i ate from 1992-2000

>> No.6746057

>>6746003
Sounds like a very unfulfilling childhood.

>> No.6746097
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6746097

>>6732268
>i sneeze and laugh harder more often that watching a season of that show

>> No.6746594
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6746594

>>6745335
highest of kek. dude's crazy

>> No.6746680

>>6745335
>wow lets make a mess lol so randumb xDDDDDDDDDD

reddit tier humor

go fuck yourself

>> No.6746728

>>6745173
kek´d

>> No.6746751

>>6746680
funny thing is, this guy's original stuff was on the Chans

Then he started a YT channel to make the dosh

Honestly I don't blame him, living decently by making retards laugh sounds great

>> No.6746775

>>6746097
holy shit that is one big doll OR very very small shrimp

>> No.6746790

>>6745341
What is joke.

>> No.6746817

>>6741137
Is she in the Midwest? I've heard hot dish casseroles with tatertots in them is a regional thing there.

>> No.6746931
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6746931

>>6723136

irc.rizon.net

#/ck/

~iLken

>> No.6746935

>>6723378
Hawaii plz go

>> No.6747098

>>6745624
Dude, why the fuck not? I think he's funny as fuck. I don't understand why people hate on advertising so much. The guy is liked, so if he wants to tell people he's got an instagram and t-shirts, why wouldn't he let people know about it?

>> No.6747266
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>> No.6747457

>>6745324
Incredibly autistic

>> No.6747602
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6747602

>>6723136

>> No.6747788

>>6747602
>champagne fountain

doesn't that kill the carbonation?

>> No.6747852
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6747852

I tried to make a cake last night following a recipe online.
The picture looked good on the page but I started panicking when I was cooking it and the end result looked like someone organised a bukkake on a throw pillow.
I gave most of the cake to my housemates but I still have one last piece in my fridge.
I'm not going to eat it, I'm just going to leave it there to remind me not to try,

>> No.6747871

>>6747852
i mean, it LOOKS bad, but what does it taste like?

>> No.6747893

>>6747871
I don't know.
I was too upset by how it looked to taste it.

>> No.6747896

>>6745350
That is fucking hilarious. My moldy cup roommate would have had a hard on for the ranch dressing star.

>> No.6748079

>>6747852
>>6747893

Why did you use a pie pan instead of a cake pan, though?

>> No.6748651

>>6745732

>now let's just assume he gets one cent per view since he monetized his channel

lol