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Just posting the best food blog ever.
http://cooksuck.com

>> No.6730147

>>6730139
The only amazing thing is how this retard somehow managed to outdo any shitposter I've ever seen on 4chan.

>> No.6730151

ياتك ضربة في قلبك lol

>> No.6730179

>>6730139
nice virus

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6730193

>>6730139
thats the most amateur looking food I've ever seen.

>> No.6730290

>>6730193

The chips look alright.

Egg and chips, egg ham and chips are classics.

For good reason too.

>> No.6730369

>>6730290
they're unevenly cooked but i guess as a brit you're use to shit food.

>> No.6730378

>>6730290

> the chips looks alright

you have low standards mate

>> No.6730380

>>6730369
>unevenly cooked

well, thats what real, non-factory made food looks like. but as an amerifat who only knows mcdonalds you probably don't know that.

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6730384

>>6730380
see>>6730369
>>6730193

go suck some government subsidized paki dick. you cUcK.

>> No.6730387

>>6730384
Great retort, bravo!

>> No.6730392

>>6730387
the funny thing is your ideas of america are stereotypes but my ideas of the uk are true. the only reason you don't call me a faggot is because you could get arrested for cyber bullying.

>> No.6730398

>>6730392
nigga how is cyber bullying real hahahaha

>> No.6730401

>>6730398

like just close your eyes nigga

>> No.6730402

This is what filters are for.

>> No.6730423

>>6730139

angsty teen - the blog

that's one very angry little boy. i hope his mum washes his mouth out with soap.

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6730588

>>6730369
>>6730378

>cant recognize potatoes cooked in olive oil
>these arent american fries "OMG SHIT TEAR"

You really know food, huh?

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6730737

>I love Italian food
>pizza
>shitty shrimp and macaroni

I hate when people do this. It's bad enough that they claim to love Italian food just because they like pizza and pasta. They sure are missing out on real Italian food.

I'm a beaner and have heard people say they like Mexican food because they eat tacos and burritos. This brings me to an autismal rage.

>> No.6730745

>>6730423
I cringe that you felt the need to be condescending to someone who wouldn't even read it. Does everyone have an insecurity about age these days or something?

The blog is hilarious and it helps to not take it so seriously.

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6730753

>>6730737
just enjoy your own life, mang.

>> No.6730775

Holy shit this guy is pooper-pained

>> No.6730784

>>6730737
You sure are autistic.

>> No.6730822

>>6730745
>I cringe that you felt the need to be condescending
<>I'm insulted because you insulted me. I am the person who wrote the blog and I am OP.
>to someone who wouldn't even read it.
<>I have to mention this in the opening sentence because it's a primary point that I want to convey. It's my main motivation for this post and I must act as though I (the person who wrote this blog) would not advertise it on this board. I don't want to be b& for spamming.
>Does everyone have an insecurity about age these days or something?
<>I'm still offended because I'm a twentysomething adult who is sick of being treated as a child.
>The blog is hilarious and it helps to not take it so seriously.
<>It was hilarious to write and I had fun writing it but I must remind you that it was written in jest. I really hope you enjoy it!

Relax, cunt. I just didn't think it was funny. It wasn't witty. There were no funny anecdotes or jokes. It was just pointless and mindless ranting. I can see how the author would have been laughing his arse off while writing it but as a reader I didn't find it funny at all.
I'm fairly sure that the mods would turn a blind a blind eye to you posting your blog this once but I'm equally sure that if you made a habit of it then you really would be facing a ban.

Pro tip for your future: Excessive swearing can enhance a joke but there must be a joke to begin with. Start writing jokes.

>> No.6730965

>>6730822
ok kid

>> No.6730981

>>6730369
>Ham
>Brit

You're not very bright.