Which foods are best to eat during sex?

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Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:28:09 2015 No.6710188 [Reply] [Original]

Which foods are best to eat during sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:31:48 2015 No.6710201 Pastrami

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:32:20 2015 No.6710206 fondue

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:32:47 2015 No.6710208 >>6710188 Pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:33:00 2015 No.6710209 >>6710201 eyyyyy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:34:19 2015 No.6710213 Puddi. It'd be fun to watch it wobble around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:34:19 2015 No.6710214 puddin' pops

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:35:40 2015 No.6710222 >>6710213 Im scared for the both of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:36:13 2015 No.6710226 roast beef sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:37:30 2015 No.6710234 File: 443 KB, 1200x797, trips_man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710213 >>6710214 >>6710222 bill cosby detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:38:39 2015 No.6710240 candy honey popcicles berries bananas for the adventurous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:38:46 2015 No.6710241 >>6710201 >tfw you eat pastrami on rye so often during sex that you become conditioned to achieve an erection every time you smell smoked deli meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:42:27 2015 No.6710259 >>6710188 These kids are the future. Fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:44:18 2015 No.6710265 >>6710188 Is it Indian, negro, muslim, or jew blood that makes hispanics so degenerate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:51:29 2015 No.6710291 >>6710188 canned corn

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:46 2015 No.6710296 File: 751 KB, 1704x2272, corn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710291 forgot the pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:53:07 2015 No.6710297 File: 154 KB, 600x600, alaskan_king_crab_legs-add-on_600_6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me? I'd have crab legs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:53:11 2015 No.6710298 Egg rollies, sausage, basically anything phallic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:54:51 2015 No.6710301 >>6710240 your either a grill or a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:56:45 2015 No.6710307 >>6710214 It doesn't matter what you eat as long as she eats a couple quaaludes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:03:36 2015 No.6710325 >>6710301 neither :^) >he doesn't know how to please a woman in bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:22 2015 No.6710386 >>6710325 In your case I'd say leaving the room?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:28:55 2015 No.6710401 >>6710325 >he needs to use toys and gimmicks to please his woman Some men just aren't blessed, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:05:21 2015 No.6710642 Classic: whipped cream... Warm chocolate sauce made a lot of mess on the bedsheets....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:08:05 2015 No.6710648 Buffalo chicken and BBQ ribs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:12:41 2015 No.6710652 File: 832 KB, 896x588, 1437527312278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710401 6/10 here's your reply

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:13:38 2015 No.6710653 >>6710642 >Classic: whipped cream... I agree, but you better not play too long with it. If the girl has an acidic skin, whipped cream tends to turn sour very fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:26:54 2015 No.6710671 Pagina or (pre)cum, depending on your preference. Oh wait, this is a sage and report type thread...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:40:12 2015 No.6710678 I find that using unseasoned mashed potatoes in the bedroom goes really well with the saltiness of her tears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:43:01 2015 No.6710684 I have a scat fetish but I don't want salmonella poisoning so a mixture of peanut butter and nutella works best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:54:23 2015 No.6710708 >>6710684 E.Coli is more likely. I bet crunchy PB right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:57:39 2015 No.6710712 >>6710708 WHATEVER ya, the crunchy bits make sure that everything is ribbed for her pleasure. i'm totally not a virgin.

>>	Poorfag McGee Fri Jul 24 03:07:08 2015 No.6710729 >>6710188 15 grams of nutmeg. Thank me later when the hallucination and your erection goes away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:13:58 2015 No.6710740 >>6710188 vagina juice

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:23:58 2015 No.6711164
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>>6710188
typically i make a high potassium high energy fruit smoothie.

sex is really dehydrating, every time you or her cum your body uses up water to make those fluids, not to mention the vigorous exercise.

the main reason i chose fruit smoothies was because its also easy to lace with rohypnol which technically makes it a before and during sex drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:38:49 2015 No.6711183 Hard Candy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:50:48 2015 No.6711213 File: 23 KB, 312x210, george.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710226

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:53:30 2015 No.6711219 >>6710188 Is alcohol a food

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:05:51 2015 No.6711245 File: 109 KB, 2048x1248, 1437387442304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710241

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:30:06 2015 No.6711616 Two foot long meatball subs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:31:40 2015 No.6711620 >>6711245 grosskotz

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:38:41 2015 No.6711634 File: 24 KB, 450x450, creme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710188

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:39:42 2015 No.6711640 >>6710188 CHEESY PEAS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:45:44 2015 No.6711656 File: 755 KB, 2048x1152, 20150724_094412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cocoa munchies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:57:16 2015 No.6711677 >>6710188 >from some schumck that's never had sex When you're banging a chick, you're not really thinking too much about food. That way it makes a good diet you fucking nigger!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:17:17 2015 No.6711830 >>6710188 Women are so disgusting ;__;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:19:32 2015 No.6711832 >>6710208 But i don't like fish

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:19:04 2015 No.6712387 >>6711832 Anon, I have bad news for you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:34:54 2015 No.6712422 >All the oldfags know precisely which picture the OP is hoping for someone to post. >No one has even mentioned it. On the one hand, I am dissapoint. On the other hand, I am happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:34:41 2015 No.6712533 >>6712387 Let me guess, I'm gay? Well that explains this dick in my ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:45:02 2015 No.6712561 File: 37 KB, 374x576, sfw-porn-1225144567-82033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6712422 This one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 21:23:53 2015 No.6712996 >>6710642 whipped cream blowjobs are pretty good, both for giver and receiver.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 21:28:17 2015 No.6713003 >>6711164 >/fit/ go home

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 22:15:59 2015 No.6713119
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>>6710188
It's not really good to be eating during sex. You'll probably get crumbs in her hooch and cause a good ol' yeast infection. Mmm. Also it'll upset your tummy anon.

After sex though, yeah I guess you could eat something. But you should mainly be drinking something to rehydrate and regain some electrolytes after sex instead of eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 22:17:01 2015 No.6713122 >>6713003 >stop using meme arrows wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 22:37:27 2015 No.6713193 >>6711656 wait...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 01:55:22 2015 No.6713705 >>6711164 please name the fruits in such smoothie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:53:11 2015 No.6713927 File: 589 KB, 1280x960, 2015_GT-R_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A GTR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 09:44:52 2015 No.6714249 What the shit is going on in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 13:27:39 2015 No.6714807 >>6710188 popcorn, you can put a bowl on the bitch's back while she's bent over getting the lovin, there's also room for an ashtray and a tv remove. I tried to find a picture of that but had no luck. Maybe /r to the rescue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 13:28:39 2015 No.6714811 >>6714807 ... remote ... also room for a beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 16:31:49 2015 No.6715238 >>6714807 >>6714811 How fat are the women you fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 16:33:26 2015 No.6715247 File: 1.72 MB, 320x240, 1370450951915.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a 36 year old man and I haven't had sex in 11 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 16:45:05 2015 No.6715286 >>6715247 Do you like the x files?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 16:50:31 2015 No.6715311 >>6710188 all kinds of berries. chocolate. that's it really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 16:52:17 2015 No.6715319 >>6715238 Not at all fat. If they were fat then the surface area would be round and things would would fall off their backs. A thin chick is best for being used as a table while givin her some lovin since her back will be more or less flat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:21:58 2015 No.6715659 >>6715247 hello friend 37 years old here, and i just passed the 10 year mark

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:23:55 2015 No.6715664 >>6710188 cocaine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:30:39 2015 No.6715672 >>6715247 >>6715659 This thread keeps getting better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:38:39 2015 No.6715693 >>6715659 >>6715247 I've got you both beat. 30 years without sex this August!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:46:40 2015 No.6715704 File: 531 KB, 492x638, areyouawizard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6715693

RoseBot !!EAVp3wibgC6 Sat Jul 25 19:47:09 2015 No.6715706
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ITT: former and current sex havers

I've never got to have sex with food.
I have food sensitivities and do not want whipped cream near me or my partner.
I can imagine it would be sexy to fool around with somebody hot like Moot or Alton Brown in the kitchen while making a low stress recipe that would allow for distracted cooking.
I like having a drink and I bet that would be really something, to share that with somebody.
seconding the idea for crab legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:47:22 2015 No.6715708 File: 1.36 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-07-17-23-25-54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710188 I'd scrape the sides of an almost empty peanut butter container and eat it with stale crackers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:48:42 2015 No.6715711 >>6715708 Hard mode: nothing to drink and extra making out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:54:33 2015 No.6715723 >>6715708 >>6715711 Insane mode: stick a cracker to the roof of your mouth using the peanut butter and have your partner try to lick it off and vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 19:56:43 2015 No.6715725 Pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:02:34 2015 No.6715742 Garlic bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:04:28 2015 No.6715748 >>6710265 She might be Canadian, they're all natural degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 20:08:32 2015 No.6715759 File: 103 KB, 1024x858, Cosby-Swish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do it the Cosby way

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:03:00 2015 No.6716486 File: 76 KB, 580x344, natural_harvest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anything from this cookbook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:04:15 2015 No.6716489 File: 53 KB, 500x774, semenology-cocktail-book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716486 And don't forget to wash it down with a Cocktail from this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:05:06 2015 No.6716491 >>6716486 >>6716489 Now with a free side of aborted fetuses and placenta!

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 01:10:15 2015 No.6716504

When I was single I used to bring a bowl of grapes and cut up cantelope in to the boudoir. Got teenage pussy wetter than an otter in mid-summer. I would feed them bits of fruit as reward for doing naughty things with me. That's how I discovered my desire for rough anal sex with underage girls. The More You Know...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 02:04:46 2015 No.6716628 >>6710188 pistachio nuts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:45:39 2015 No.6716976 >>6710188 chicken tendies and mountain dew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 17:56:27 2015 No.6719119 File: 1.90 MB, 1920x1080, vlcsnap-2015-07-26-23h55m40s380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710188

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 21:46:27 2015 No.6719770 File: 231 KB, 1088x640, black poutine pulledpork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:28:37 2015 No.6719893
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I read that menthol makes receptors in your skin more sensitive to changes in temperature, that's why mint tastes "cold." It's a similar process that makes chilis taste "hot."

So I would have Extra Strong Mints. The oral sex would be more pleasurable because the mint would make us more sensitive to the heat. Then again, they do contain a lot of sugar and that could lead to a yeast infection, so... Mouthwash?

Or would it just numb the area? We don't want that. I dunno, watch 9 1/2 Weeks, those guys look like they're having fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vLBMEWexoI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:46:22 2015 No.6719930 >>6711164 Sauce on this qt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:47:25 2015 No.6719934 >>6711656 >not enough protein...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:49:58 2015 No.6719938 >>6710188 >eat >during sex Holy shit. Are you fucking retarded? That's even worse than talking during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:54:19 2015 No.6719947 >>6710214 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:55:28 2015 No.6719949 File: 233 KB, 700x672, puddi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710213

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:57:54 2015 No.6719955 >>6719893 theres are lubes that contains menthol or atleast something similar that generates the cooling effect

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:02:28 2015 No.6719966 >>6710653 >acidic skin literally what kind of trash has this it's time to leave the rainbow gathering

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:07:50 2015 No.6719978 >>6719938 It's like they don't have sex in the missionary position strictly for procreation

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:13:04 2015 No.6719994 >>6719966 Literally all human skin is acidic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 23:21:33 2015 No.6720015 >>6719938 No actually talking during sex is fine in some cases. But eating? How the fuck do you even...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:21:35 2015 No.6720137 >>6719934 Most of it went to my gf in recent days

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:40:40 2015 No.6720173 >>6719966 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:55:16 2015 No.6720201 File: 47 KB, 900x804, af2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6719938 >>6720015 >he doesn't eat during sex Virgins detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:58:15 2015 No.6720207 >>6712422 One guy did say canned corn and I thought of the picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:23:09 2015 No.6720374 >>6720201 have fun getting cramps I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:25:16 2015 No.6720378 >>6715247 22 years old and 6 years without sex here lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 04:21:03 2015 No.6720587 Blueberries

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 04:37:36 2015 No.6720617 File: 29 KB, 312x210, constanza1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pastrami

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 06:29:44 2015 No.6720810 File: 185 KB, 1348x640, floral salmparm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 06:49:57 2015 No.6720849 File: 98 KB, 499x768, 1432772166283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6713705 roofies and fruit >>6719930 not sure got it off of a /b/ 10 thread.

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