/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6706125

replace the aborted baby lookin' fruit with somekindofa dead animal and we're talkin'

They are good with some deli meat and lettuce. Maybe some onions, olive oil, red wine vinegar, jalapenos, ....on italian herb and cheese bread, extra pickles, mustard.

>>6706127
I don't think a cat would fit inside the bread.

>>6706131

you thought wrong negro.

>>6706145
I'm not black, I'm just big boned.

i love them with sliced boiled eggs and lots of black pepper and coarse salt, never had them without egg though. if the tomatoes are good i imagine it would be pretty ace though

way too much mayo

>>6706195
but i like alot of mayo

>>6706205

not that guy, but mayo is tricky for me. i enjoy it when it's at the perfect amount, but a drop over that and it makes me want to heave

>>6706125
that is the best sandwich ever if made with a great summertime homegrown tomato. Salt and pepper and sometimes little sharp cheese if I feel like it.

>eating the red jew

Tomatoes are literally just a cheap filler so food places can give you less substance.

Order a wrap/sandwich and look at how much tomato is given to you. Half the weight is composed of this soggy shit.

>>6706325

that implies that you don't like the tomato, that there is nothing to like about the tomato. if you like the tomato how could it possibly be considered filler.

>>6706125
that tomato better have its act together in this situation

otherwise I'm pulling out the bacon

>>6706125
I think, its okay with natural ripen-to-sweet tomato and handmade japanese-style MSG-mayo. As side dish for favorite proteins, lol.

>>6706325
look at lettuce if you want to accuse someone of being a jew

>>6706325
How do people like you even exist?

probably ok maybe good if its like an heirloom tomato

>>6706325
i keked at this

>>6706325
pic should be called flyover.png

>>6706315
this.

>>6706329
is u a genius er sumfin

>the red jew

>>6706195
Agreed. Although, I think literally any amount of mayo is "way too much mayo."

>>6706145
I love cats. Their mannerisms are fucking hilarious and make me smile. They act like big bad tigers out on the hut when they're looking at squirrels and mice.

>>6706495
if you don't have a really good tomato then mayo is yor friend

>>6706500
unlike my dog who licks his dick and balls 24/7 with what could be the most gross noise in the entire world then farts and jumps up and looks at me like I did that shit. Cats are much more clean. My cat just licks his nipples all day and rubs his head on things and sleeps.

>>6706315
>>6706125
>>6706479

One of my summertime faves. Has to be a good tomato, Hellmans, salt and pepper and lightly toasted bread. Love them.

like an american bruschetta

They are totally great if you add crispy bacon and lettuce.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person that does that tho. Help me think up a name for my mayo, tomato, bacon and lettuce sandwich? how about the MTLB? That's catchy!

>>6706583
It's called a BLT you insipid fuck

>>6706504
>Cats are much more clean
>rubs his head on things
>lean down and look at corner of wall where cat rubs his head
>paint starting to fade, spit, hair and brown stuff stuck to wall

>>6706125
instead of Mayo use Goat Cheese maybe some zucchini

>>6706125
My dad likes those

>>6707369
lol your cat is a dirty whore. Teach it some basic washing skills. If it isn't licking its paw and rubbing it against its head to wash you need to imitate that so it learns. At least an hour a day. Why have a cat if you aren't going to train it proper cleanliness and hygiene

>>6707480
it was just scent marking and giving itself a massage

>>6707482
Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker.

>>6707375
This. Mayo is for proles.

>>6706125
I think they are fucking heavenly, as long as they are being made with summer ripe tomatoes and either Hellmanns or homemade mayo.

The best way to do it, it is slice your tomatoes and lay them on paper towels and salt them. It lets them release a lot of their water, so your sandwich won't ever get soggy. And after lovingly spreading your good bread (I prefer sourdough or homemade french) with mayonnaise, grind some pepper on both sides of the mayo'd bread. Then layer on the tomatoes and you have one of summer's god tier sandwiches.

>>6706125
the only fancy bread I buy is that daves killer bread because i'm too lazy to go to the delli downtown (its always busy)

but that is good looking bread

>>6706125
needs a thick slice of extra sharp cheddar cheese in the middle

>>6706125
had one today

add pepper, toast bread

>>6707364

>thatsthejoke.jpg