/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>posts pic of midwest
>shitty blog entry about Pensylvanians

>>6698933

This is the biggest shitpost I've ever seen. Literally what the fuck was the point of this?

>>6698954
ayy

>>6698933
tl;dr nigger

She's gotten fat over the years, but still tries to tries to hide it with Walmart clothes
>She's 185 standing at 5'4
> "I have no self esteem" she mumbled to herself, looking at her fat rolls in the mirror

I'm. Fucking. Dying.

>>6698933
>>6699151
Shameless samefag.
please kill self

>>6698933
>year of our lord 6,350,471 BCE + 6,352,486
>implying anyone under the age of 50 in Wisconsin has any sort of accent
>implying it's not everyone else in the country that has an accent

I don't grt the humor
Please explain

>>6699160
>everyone in my shitty flyover state doesn't have an accent

alright.

>>6699168
>insecure no water Californian detected

>>6699160
>everyone else in the country has accents
>except for the state that's most famous for its accent second only to its shitty flyover cheese

>>6699174
>Strawman syndrome
gross.

>>6699176
>clearly hasn't been there this century
>still talking

>>6699176
what if I told you people in Minnesota don't sound like they do in the movie Fargo, especially not in the Twin Cities like the movie showed

they have a standard upper plains accent. you have to get right up to the Canadian border to get anything even close to the stereotypical Minnesotan accent

>>6699176
You realize Wisconsin is generally considered to have some of the best cheese in the world, right?

>>6699186
No one goes there because there's nothing important there, and the people are angry fatties.

>>6699192
my sides

>>6699193
surprised you can read tbh

>>6699192

>>6699192
>best cheese in the world
lol.no
You fucking flyover prick, get a passport.

>>6699202
my state is smarter than yours though.
what is your point?

>>6699210
You don't need a passport to get to vermont

>>6698933
>>Charles had left sooner than expected, leaving her to talk to herself once more

You fucker, I spilled my tea all over my desk after reading this.

>>6699222
op, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>6699210
Uh-hum

http://www.eatwisconsincheese.com/wisconsin-cheese/awards

>>6699227
>eatwisconsincheese.com
>it's praising Wisconsin cheese

Who would have thought

>>6699231
Its just an easy way to see all of the awards they've won.

>>6699192
D E L U S I O N
its not even the best cheese in the country

sampling of places with dominant cheese
>vermont
>england
>ireland
>france, fucking france
>spain
>italy

I'm not even trying here.

Wisconsin is, famous world-round, for good cheese. France probably beats them, but you can't deny some very special stuff comes out of that amazing state.

>>6699249
>probably

>>6699210
does this trigger you? all the counties I've been to in my life :^)

>>6699227
to be fair, most of those contests took place in Wisconsin. hell, the world championship cheese contest took place in Wisconsin, and the 3 top winners last year were from Switzerland and Austria

cheese from Wisconsin is a mixed bag. they have some great cheeses(no where else in the US makes leipajuusto, so thanks for that) but they also make a ton of garbage. the garbage is what gets exported the furthest though, so people outside of the upper plains get the shitty colby while not seeing the legitimately good cheese.

one thing I will agree with our relevant and cultured overlords from the coasts on is that Wisconsin confuses quantity with quality. Wisconsin produces a fuck ton of cheese, no one is denying that. a good portion of it is pretty good as well. but it's not the best cheese in the world simply because of how much you produce.

>>6699237
So? It doesn't mean they're good.
Just better than the bullshit submitted in the same category.

>>6699247
You care about this waaay too much.
Calm down.

>>6699252
Seriously? Are you kidding?

>>6699247
All France fucking has is try hard blue cheese that smells like a dead dude's smegma and brie. Fuck off.

>>6699262
>comte
>valencay
>morbier
>camembert
>mimolette
to name a few
you're a pleb, stop embarrassing yourself

>>6699262
>>morbier
>morbid
>death

I'm not wrong, faggot.

>>6699268
Shit I replied to myself this was meant for >>6699266

>>6699268
>>6699269
You're an idiot with shit taste.
It's to be expected.

>>6699266
What is

>jack
>pepper jack
>cheddar
>bleu
>roquefort
>spicy jalapeno

Wisconsin has much more variety. All of that frog shit is like the rest of the smelly crap like snails and bugs those odd balls eat.

>>6699268
poverty-tier taste in cheese confirmed
back to your joey thread pleb

>>6699192
california and new york both have better cheesemakers currently than WI does

>>6699275
No one can be his dumb.
0/10 shitty troll.

>>6699257
nope. I may have forgotten a couple of counties I went through once, but that's legitimately all the counties I can remember being in in my entire life.

>>6699275
>>spicy jalapeno

My fucking sides. That sounds like the latest Dorito flavor you shitstain.

>>6699275
>>jack
>>pepper jack
counting them separably, cool
>>cheddar
ENGLAND
>>bleu
even the word is in French
>>roquefort
now you are just trolling
>>spicy jalapeno
get lost with your shit-taste

>>6699288
You need to seriously travel more.
Please. It will be fun.

>>6699292
>even the word is in French

You're fucking dumb, dude.

>>6699288
That literally looks like someone removed the cooked cheese from an American pizza and put it in an airtight package.

>>6699299

>>6699288
>something something jalapeno something something microwave

Fucking Hell.

>>6699253
>bullshit

prove it.

>>6699302
>>6699299

>>6699310
A contest between piss and vomit has no winner.

>>6699314
again, prove any of the cheeses tested were bad. im waiting.

>>6699299
congrats on the dumbest post in a thread full of shit

>>6699323
The fact that Wisconsin cheese won is proof enough.

Wisconsin's cheese cultures are some of the best around, that is why the cheese is better. Creamy, velvety, pairs with spicy well, has that tang (for those who like to brag), ect.

>>6699335
That's a funny way to say bland.

>>6699301
>>6699303
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leip%C3%A4juusto

you could microwave it, but it's best sauteed in a bit of butter. it's really similar to fresh cheese curds, but it doesn't melt.

that was the best picture of Carr Valley bread cheese I could find. rest assured I never buy the jalapeno kind, only regular or garlic

>>6699297
yeah I guess. it's just that I never find the typical touristy things enjoyable. I dislike cities, so I end up spending most of my time in state/national parks

What the fuck does "Wisconsin" even mean? What language is it?

>>6699341
You should at least see the ocean some time.

Not at any of the popular shit holes like Atlantic City, or whatever. But somewhere less populated and with no gimmicks.

>>6699337
>implying

Again, look at the link to all the awards they win.

>>6699227
/thread

>>6699353
I don't need to look at awards to know their cheese is shit or not.

Tasting is enough.

>>6699353
you win an award for biggest cunt on /ck/
congrats its official now

>>6699361
http://m.jsonline.com/business/illness-linked-to-soft-cheese-caused-by-unsanitary-conditions-cdc-reports-b99242383z1-254224441.html

>>6699335
>has that tang (for those who like to brag)

Can someone explain this to me? People occasionally say it on this board and I still don't get it.

>>6699374
>Can someone explain this to me?

It's just another stupid attempt at forcing a meme.

>>6699344
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin#Etymology

>One leading theory holds that the name originated from the Miami word Meskonsing, meaning "it lies red," a reference to the setting of the Wisconsin River as it flows through the reddish sandstone of the Wisconsin Dells.

we used a lot of native words when naming things in the plains

>The word Minnesota comes from the Dakota name for the Minnesota River: Mnisota. The root mni (also spelled mini or minne) means "water" and "tō" ("ta") means "blue".

>Kanaranzi was platted in 1885; its name comes from the Dakota word for "where the Kansas were killed"

>Okoboji lake was known after its Dakota-language name, Okoboozhy, meaning reeds and rushes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dakota_toponyms

couldn't find something like this for non Dakota/Sioux based names though.

Cheese is fucking disgusting and everyone ITT should be ashamed of themselves for devoting any a\mount of thought to it.

>>6698933
>Jack
Stop

>>6699417
Go eat some more rice Ping.

>>6699664
OOOHWAAA MESA JAPANESE THERE NO TIME FOR EATING ROUND EYE CHEESE ONE MUST BE STUDIOUS EDUCATION IS KEY AWAAAA CHING CHONG CHANG

>>6699174
Get with the times, Flyover-man.

http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2015/07/20/second-day-southern-california-storms-bring-rare-rainouts/

We've got TOO MUCH water now.

>>6699686
And how long is that water gonna last before you people realize the entire bottom half of your state is unsustainable? :^)

>>6699698
El Nino soon.

90% chance we'll be swimming in it within 3 months.

>>6699202
Look ma, I can shitpost, too!

>>6699299
4/10, got me to reply.

>>6699703
El Nino began last year and is continuing this year.

>>6699247
>no netherlands
fuck off pleb

>>6698933
/ck/ needs more writefags. Where's part deux?

>>6698933
Thats definitely not how the phrase "don't ya know" is used

>>6700029
Kill yourself, op.

>>6698933
From Michigan and laughed.

Also found it funny that my neighbor growing up was really into making different vinegars and to this day knew more about them than anyone I have met.

>>6700053
I see summer is in full swing..

>>6698933
Does this have a point?

sounds more like a minnesota accent

Oh its this post agein

>>6699782
oh wow your shithole not only has more retards
it also has more poor minorities!
soooo gooooood

>>6700191
No one thinks you're funny.
You can't even find Pennsylvania on a map.

>>6699782
can't see shit captain

>>6699252
> Wisconsin produces a fuck ton of cheese
This.
and of that fuckton 90% is all the stuff you see shrink wrapped next to your processed meats. The 10% you have to seek it. So if you are ever in Wisconsin, don't go into a grocery or even a specialty cheese store cause "specialty" means "coming from a local factory" and "not from the cheese maker out back."
Source: Peers who are delivery drivers from local factories.

>>6700356
Not OP, also live in PA. Stay mad<3

>>6700465
><3
Yeah, kill yourself.

is this a fanfic lol?

>>6700471
What's the matter, anon-sweetie? Can't handle a little emoji??

>Go to Chicago
>Order tomato soup

Pic related, even came in a bread bowl

>>6700488
That's not an emoji, you gigantic fucking cunt.

>>6700559
>delicious Chicago tomato casserole
>way better than New York cheese coasters

>>6700559
That's a pizza

>>6699249
>Wisconsin is famous world wide.
Bruh. The only thing foreigners know about the US is the white house, New York, California/surfers, and coboys/the wildwest/Texas. Nobody knows about Wisconsin.

>>6699782
good job little buddy, gold star for trying

>>6699686
Central Valley reporting in. A few sprinkles here and there lately but what rain are you talking about?

ayy

Real Wisconsin dick cheese

>>6700685
this

stale copypasta is stale

>>6699951
My bad yo, Netherlands is top tier. Was just trying quickly BTFO the Wisconsinfag

>>6700605
lelno