/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6690055
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>6690064
This is the ideal female figure, not scrawny, but not overweight

>>6690055
No tbh (to be honest)

>>6690067

>>6690064
>that belly
>those hips

>>6690055
No but I'd still fuck her tbh

>>6690055
From what I've seen of her on tv she is a total cunt who can't cook.

>>6690327
I disagree tbh, shes a total cunt who can cook tbh

She's like a slightly less sailor-mouthed version of Gordon Ramsay. You can see she really cares but is tired of idiots who don't know how to cook and think they can. I wouldn't want to cook for her, I think she's terrifying.

Looks like an oompa loompa

>>6690370

are you kidding? i'd love to cook for somebody like her or ramsay, somebody who really gives a fuck and wants you to be better.

it would motivate the fuck out of me to be better.

>>6690055
That's not how you say Nadia Giosia

>>6690399
Pic related

>>6690540
Yeah, but her voice makes me want to slap her.

>>6690542
She exaggerates her voice for her show

>>6690064
>tfw beautiful women like her get married to abusive garbage

>>6690551
That doesn't make it any less obnoxious.

>>6690597
Doesn't make my penis any less erect

>not Amanda Frietag

>>6690634
I don't go for giantesses.

>>6690067
she is overweight, her arms are like slabs of dangly ham
but whatever brudda you keep thinking about women you can't have

>>6690634
good taste

rachel khoo is the goat cooking waifu

>>6690055
imho, no

>>6690904
wrong tbh

HELLO EVERYONE ITS LAWRA VITALLY HEEYA

obligatory

why no ashlynn brooke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c7huO3nbu8

I love her and her husky smoker voice

>>6691261
I love this. It's really nice to watch a girl cook when you've seen her take multiple loads in the face. This must be what having a gf/wife is like.

>>6690593
>that pic of her husband choking her at that restaurant
I'ma kill that muthafucka

>>6690055
No.

>>6691275
Unfortunately it's not. My fiancee tries, but nothing ever comes out too great. Baking is a different story, but her cooking sucks

>>6691064
>tabloid rumor about Giada fucking John Mayer
>John saying that Giada likes to deep throat
YOOOOOO

>>6691283

It adds so much - this is why rachel khoo needs to release a stick movie

>>6690637
Your arms are one of the last places you lose weight in. And considering she used to be a good deal bigger, it's not surprising that her arms are flabby

>>6690370
>>6690327
>>6690341
She's always seemed pretty normal to me. Do you have an example of what you're talking about?

>>6690637
her arms are definitely gross, was she previously a fatty?

>>6691279
she's a grandma

>>6690055

I've always fancied her.

Seems like a cool person to boot.

>>6691318
every episode of chopped

it's not like shes actually a cunt, but when there is a female authority figure that intimidates we tend to label her as one. shes really pretty fair and only harsh when the food is bad

>>6690385
>wants you to be better

no. Those types just want a pass to be abusive. They couldn't give a fuck about food. Culination is just the wrapping. They are like demons. Value your life more, anon.

>>6691333

i hate when people try to act like this is a double standard.

if a guy does it, people call him a dick/asshole as well. it's not specific to the female gender.

>man, my boss is such a hardass
>yeah he's a total prick

What the hell is wrong with you people?

>>6691348
>>6691348

no way. there's a difference between being abusive and not dealing with people's shit while having high expectations..

i guess people are motivated in different ways; it's just what really works for me. the kind of chef i'm talking about just cares about the food going out and his reputation and if you're fucking his shit up then he will let you know.

>>6691348
>Culination
I googled that thinking I might learn a new word, what a letdown

>>6691352
wow I triggered you hard

the only reason I even mentioned she was female is because of the word cunt, we label females cunts and males prick assholes. I'm not trying to act like there is a double standard I swear to you

>>6691366

lol, i wouldn't say i was "triggered" and actually upset.. felt the need to clarify.

i live in seattle and i have to edify people by making this distinction at least once a week.. i fucking hate this town; if it wasn't for the awesome food scene here and trying to get a career off the ground i would leave immediately.

dont joos just pick someone to be onscreen? like any of these women are who they represent..

>>6691369
I would trade places with you. People are terrible where ever you go. I'm in Florida and the only good thing about this place is free avocados

Seeing a picture of her in an actual kitchen, my first thought is that I wouldn't mind working under her.

>former chubby chef with low self esteem gives you a handie in the walk-in, and want's to "take you under her wing"

>>6691354
dude look like dani filth

Tay Tay ofc

Eurasian? Indonensian-ish? Blaxican? Who knows, Rachel Khoo is still hot

Also, the Hemsley sisters (ignoring the fact that their food is all vegan, hippy filth)

I don't even know who's teaching who

>>6690064
She only appeals to women.

As evidenced by the responses from women saying that she's not overweight and accusations about an alleged abusive husband.

She's also a selfish, greedy cunt.

No

You bros have great taste in food females, I am impress

>>6691348
you're stupid

>>6691270
>tfw no claire to cream

>>6691354
Sounds like her nose is constantly stuffed, no thanks.

>>6691470
HAIR NETS OR HATS

JESUS CHRIST

>>6691354
I used to find her super hot a while back but I saw here recently on that fuckin' Food Network Stars show and she's lookin' old man. Super wrankly.

>>6690055
she's so dead inside

She was talking on a podcast with alton brown, and I recall her mentioning something about abusive parents. You can tell she has no goals left in life. Not that it's a bad thing, but she's completely demoralized at this point. She made herself a celebrity chef, and she doesn't know how to take it further.

>>6691064
>she knew EXACTLY what he meant

>>6691468
she looks 40 in this pic

>>6690055

when you get past the dubs, she looks like somebody who really stinks up the bathroom after using it

I mean the paint will be peeling off the walls

>>6693025
>mfw you make me see joan rivers

Her face is so beautiful but hee lifestyle is so insane.

>>6694215
This chick is great

Her record on Iron Chef is so much better than Guarnaschelli, she just has more raw talent.

>>6694332
more raw talent munching whisker biscuits, that's for sure

>>6694215
I love her so much

>>6694629
Freal. Not even vegan, but I want to make her retarded shit.

I could watch her for hours

/ck/ has terrible taste in women. Most of these women either look or sound like men.

>>6694682
What do you expect from a bunch of fat, unemployed neckbeards?

You gotta take it where you can get it man.

>>6690055
lol do you retards even have a functioning penis

>>6690634
My fucking nigger. I don't know what it is about her, but I watch Chopped just to see her.

>>6694695
no i ask ur mum to suck the piss out

>>6694702
that doesn't make any sense

>>6694697
Whoa....me too....about 2 hours ago....

and im not even the guy you're responding to...

>>6694215
Who is this shagable chef?

I think one of the best looking girls that I've seen in a kitchen is that C P chick who flips pancakes like her arms are being controlled by a string puppeteer. Can't remember her name though. Just her boobs.

>>6694215
she'd be bangable but i'd lose my mind if i had to eat all of her memescience food.

>>6694695

That's like saying you'd rather watch whatever shit Vivid just put out over legit, homemade food porn.

You've probably never worked in a kitchen, or had sex...

>>6690055
lol

>>6694332
she get's btfo most of the time though. She's no where near as good as batalli or morimoto

>>6694736
all i'm saying is that she is way hotter than guarnaschelli or the majority of other food network hosts. Is she a real restaurant chef? No. Is she way hot? fuck yes.

>>6694736
Vivid may use ugly plastic moulded grills but they also use HD cameras and produce some 3D content.

>>6694738
well duh, women can't do things as well as men.

>>6694742
I'd like to see how well a man can carry a baby for nine months.
Sincerely,
tumblr.

>>6694742
truf

>>6690961
does she inhale laughing gas

>>6690055
She's like the spokesperson for resting bitch face, but otherwise she seems pretty cool.

>>6695106
why the fuck would you do this to me

Best Food Network girl. Don't know what the fuck she really does though.

>>6695311

divorce billy joel?

>>6694742
upvoted

>>6694746
we don't have to carry the baby, we carry the woman who happens to have a parasite in her.

>>6695560
>he calls babies parasites

edgy bro, i like it!

>>6695106
You know they're siblings, right?

>>6694746

he has to carry to carry the two of them for 18+ years. I'd like to see a woman do that.

>>6695564
In a technical sense they are parasites, long after they are born even. I do actually like kids, but for the first 14+ years of their life they are parasites. Pets kinda are too, but I love pets.

>>6695575
>I was only pretending to be edgy.

>>6695311

>>6691484
Yep, was hoping someone else thought this.

>>6695582
Not pretending, i'm quite edgy, I just think its important to note that I like kids, and pets. Or kids as pets. Or pets as kids if youre a sad old lady, I don't judge; but apparently you do.

I think its funny when the pot calls the kettle black. Or, in your case, a retard calls someone out without actually thinking before acting. Serious foot in mouth syndrome.

>>6695623
Post-ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>6695642
>shitting on a pile of shit isn't helping.

Stupid murikkkunt. Doesn't even logic, how sad.

>>6695644

>>6695655
AUS is the only nation still relevant in this world.

dick cheese

>>6695672

>>6690961
kek
lol
was thinking of posting the same. annyoing bitch

>>6690055
>attractive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6696040
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>>6691354
>liking Birdnose Giada
Shit taste.