/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6693691
god those fries look good. I like them thick like that. yum yummy yummers

>>6693721
your mom likes em thick like that
:^)

>>6693725
/thread

Chicago dogs are a gift from the heavens.

>>6693777
Thats the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Fuck off with that shit

>>6693783
I think reddit might be a better place for you

>>6693788
I've been on Reddit once and it was cancer so no thanks

>>6693783
fucking vegetarians

Cheese always looks like yellow jizz.

>>6693851
More

>>6693854
n o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMi8fcGSozc

All of this food looks awful, wtf

>>6693908
Post some then faggot

>>6693788
>implying 4chan approves of animal cruelty
newfag spotted

The Fat Sandy from Munchies 420 cafe, as featured on Man vs. Food. Sure it looks disgusting, but it's surprisingly good when you're drunk and hungry.

>>6693952
forgot pic

>>6693777
feels bad man

>>6693942
cuck detected
go be triggered somewhere else fam

>>6693983
>>>/b/

>>6693985
wwwww you leddit cuck, you're so new you're not even up to date on which boards use which memes smh tbh

>>6693988
>>>/b/

>>6693990
Stay triggered fam

>>6693995
>>>/b/

>>6693999
Cool trips but it doesn't change the fact that you're a cuck tbh
So what year did you show up?

Who likes pancakes?

>>6694005
>>>/b/

>>6694022
>9 minutes later
lmao I've never seen a cuck this heated tbh

>>6694025
What he lacks in bed he makes up for in internet fights.

>>6694031
smh www

>>6694035
what what now?

>>6694036
Kill yourself you ignorant ledditcuck

>>6694039
No I'm not the ledditcucktard, I'm just wondering what the fuck you are saying

>>6694025
>>6694031
>>6694035
>>6694036
>>6694039
>>>/b/

>>6694046
If you're so new you don't know what wwwww means on 4chan then you genuinely need to kill yourself
>>6694047
lmao you're still here fam?

Chili is the best.

>>6694060
And you should kill yourself for using smh like some kind of retard

>>6694066
sick dubs but you're genuinely in a little reddit bubble if you don't even get smh fam tbh

frito pie with cheese

French toast or waffles?

>>6693983
>>6693988
>>6693995
>>6694005
>>6694025
>>6694035
>>6694039
>>6694060
>>6694070

>>6694087
le dead jap faec
you should make like him tbh

Fried chicken is tasty

>>6694091
Fried chicken is god tier with some vinegary hot sauce.

>>6694019
This guy

>>6694019
>>6694107
Buckwheat pancake master race reporting in.

>>6694070
I get it but I very rarely see used by people who don't go to leddit or tumbler.

>>6694124
lmao fam JUST try going outside of your containment hugbox board for fatties tbh
You couldn't be more transparent if you tried smh

friendly reminder to ignore and report shitposters. 4chan.org/rules

>>6694140
lol how triggered are you right now tumblrina? Don't you have a drawthread to cry in?

>>6694120
My nigga

>>6694151
occasionally I wake up on Sundays to the smell of my mom making pancakes and my brother making coffee. If anything motivates me to get up, it's freshly brewed coffee and a nice short stack of buckwheat pancakes with fresh fruit on top.

>>6693772
I had one of those (when I was in Chicago). It was the hot dog's bollocks.

>>6694062

>corn
>in chilli

haha no.

>>6693777
NO! Get that shit outta here immediately and go back to /b/

>>6693772
What a fucking mess

>>6693721
Those are chips you fucking eternal mong.

>>6695340
No, they're fries.
Chips are the thin crispy snacks that come in bags.
Jelly is strained Jam
Jell-o is gelatin.

Don't like it? Go start 4chan.co.uk

niggas dont know about this

>>6693777
Two nukes were not enough.

>>6695403
They sell that at jimmy johns now

>>6695340
Literally only on your backwards inbred island

>>6695442

except jimmy johns sucks

>>6693721
>liking steak fries

>>6693788
I think /b/ might be a better board for you.

>>6695402
I recognize that. That's from Fields of Pizza. Good stuff.

>>6693691
Absolutely based duck breast salad I made recently.

>>6693725
>I'm 14 and I'm allowed to use the internet for a whole hour while mommy is shopping!

>>6694062
That isn't chili it has beans AND corn.

All educated people agree beans do not belong in chili you fuck.

>>6695630
10/10

Duck is wonderful.

>>6695659
That looks perfect, assuming the steak is a little more red than the image lets on.

>>6693725
Nice, i like it.

>>6694062
>chili
>beans
>fucking corn

NO.

>>6695654
>>6695832

wait, i get the corn but what's wrong with the beans? is there an alternative to substitute the carbs?

>>6693777
this is so sad..

Don't mind me just passing through

How do I make soft cookies?

>>6696126
is that lemon poppyseed cheesecake

>>6696132
I can only make a really soft shortbread cookie.

>>6696137
Yes

>>6694081
fuk

Never had a pizza like this before

Now I want to try

Any good?

>>6696167
Not really

>>6696167
I've had it for the first time very recently. I'd definitely give it a try if I were you.

>>6696167
Yes, but don't look at it as a pizza. It's more of a casserole. But a good deep dish is fucking amazing.

>>6696167
That's a pie, not a pizza

>>6694127
We get it. You're a nigger or a wannabe, now fuck off.

>>6696167
The best of them can be heavenly. They're easy to make poorly though, undercooking the dough, overdoing the cheese, plebing the sauce, etc. Restaurants that don't specialize in them, or that have inexperienced cooks making them, can turn out crap. There's just more to it, hidden from the eye, so imbalances are magnified.

>>6696255
Pizza is a pie bitch nigga

>>6696280
Don't be so fucking stupid anon.

>>6695872
Texasfags say that a proper chili can't have beans. It makes sense for competition chili since beans are filler.

>>6696132
>Replace some some or all of the sugar with brown sugar.

>Use bread flour for (unless you don't like them a bit chewy)

>Bake for a little less time

>>6696355
Thank you sir

Have a cheesecake bar

Machine Gun

My favorite ice cream

>>6693777
As a Frenchman, this made me hungry.

>>6695403
Now I gotta get me some Jersey Mike's after work.

>>6696377
Looks like a poor imitation of a Polish Boy.

>>6696389
You disgust me. Literally, I want to vomit at the thought of a junior mint alone, now you add ice cream to it? fuck you. pic is good ice cream

>>6696417
Absolutely disgusting

>>6696415
>fresh baguette
>merguez sausage
>frites
>andalouse
>in any way an imitation of whatever the fuck that is you posted.

>>6696435
>it's fancy because it's got french words
It's still an extremely dry wannabe po boy.

>>6693691
Is that a cheese stank?

>>6695442
>>6695466

TOLD STATUS

[ ] NOT TOLD
[x] TOLD

>>6696433
ur a little bitch

>>6693918
What is that white shit on the side?

>>6696449
Ur mom's a big fat bitch

She so fat when she walks people hide under tables because she looks like Godzilla, fat Godzilla

>>6696126
that looks stupid delicious

>>6693691
>saliva dripping
Personally I really enjoy actual spit.

>>6696173
>giordanos

into the trash it goes

TORO TORO

Damn I love roast beef

>>6696505
What about prime rib, or better yet roast beast?

>>6696474
Nice to know you're a faggot

>>6696455
white hot

Hungry

I had it for the first time a few months ago, and it was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

https://youtu.be/PZ4pctQMdg4
This is the food equivalent of a porno.

>>6693955
Yuck. That is nigger tier.

>>6693777
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6695384
>putting toppings on a Liege waffle

>>6693952
can walk to munchies 420 i agree

Made some grilled chicken
Shit was out of control

>>6696719
I found this gyro(an hero) place locally that is amazing
They look just like these but with onions instead of frys and a bit more meat

>>6696977
God damn man looks amazing.

>>6694081
i can only answer both anon. french toast was my favorite bfast growing up. big fucking plate of candy basically.

>>6697072
Yea it was amazing
thighs>everything

>>6696982
>more meat

so impressive omg wow so amazing more meat than that pic wow bro wow so cool amazing impressive

>>6697835
looks like a normal pita-pommes. its not only meat there are french fries an lettuce (cabbage) too

>>6697835

nigger shut the fuck up this is a food board not a buttfucking salad-eater board

>>>/lgbt/

>>6696982
>
Chips in a souvlaki

MMFF

>>6693851
>baby back ribs
>overcooked to the point that they're pulling away from the bones that much
>slathered in some shity bbq sauce to hide the fact that baby back ribs are inferior to spare ribs

No thanks.

>>6698167
fiddleheads

>>6696167
Not fucking pizza.

>>6693942
Actual newfag spotted.

>>6698173
> Mein neger.

>>6693777
>Being gutted alive and being made to watch Japs eat your insides in front of you

Is this what the nukes did to the Japanese?

>>6698295

>frogs have the ability to observe, understand and use cognition to figure out what is happening

PETA pls go

>>6698167
Are those some kind of fern?

>>6693691
Scottish 'munchie box'. We don't have this in England, but it's fucking tasty.

>>6698314
M8 I'd say most animals have survival instinct, it's been cut in half and being eaten alive.

>>6693777
rip pepe

>>6693769
Every single yes fucking please :( why am I broke?

>>6693743

Please no, I want to see the food.

>>6697835
omg I'm so sorry! we didn't mean to offend you by daring to like things you don't like!
I hope your feels aren't hurt too bad!

>>6698351
Ostrich fern, they're only edible when they're still young and tightly coiled, best prepared seared in butter maybe topped with some vinegar, make sure to rinse and cook them thoroughly though as there is a chance of the curls harboring harmful bacteria.

>>6698375
They have those in Manchester bruv.

>>6694127
> fam
> tbh
> smh

Teenage nigger girl confirmed

Stop calling people fam on 4chan. Or just in general. You look like a fucking tool.

Insult vegans: get a moderation warning

Insult vegans: get a moderation warning

Insult vegans: get a moderation warning

/CK/ IS A SAFE SPACE GUYS

TUMBLR RULES APPLY

SHARIAH LAW APPLIES

this place is fucking dead.

>>6693942
Newfags rule 4chan, unfortunately. Pretending to be edgy actually makes kids who think they're edgy join and feel at home.

>>6699633
Go back to /tv/ already

>>6699643

>post on topic images of food
>get pruned because some vegan fuckface gets mad as usual

no, YOU go to /tv/

>>6693769
in real life it's like half that tall

>>6695312
Faggot

>>6696455
Sausage obviously. Haven't you ever seen German cuisine?

Do y'all like cornbread?

>>6695710
>>6695630
Duck is horrible, you guys are high as hell.

Based quail, Hungarian partridge, and ruffed grouse blow it out of the water

>>6696417
That doesn't look like Tillamook udderly chocolate or Umpqua maple nut / ole south fudge pie.

>>6699734
It's the taste that counts

Way too tasty but it feels like a brick. Curious what other people who aren't from SoCal think of it though. Does it taste like to you?

>>6695872
I don't get it either. Where I'm from beans are a staple in chili.

>>6699756
I fucking love cornbread.
Pour in third of your batter, add jalepenos, third of batter, chopped sausage, rest of batter.
Serve with greens.

Dirt cheap, nutritious, and delicious.

>>6699756
Just made that my new computer background

>>6698731

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>>6699910
What do you mean by brick? As it's heavy in your stomach? Stop eating like a bird and do some physical activities once in a while. That's a manly meal if I've ever seen one.

This sandwich was so heavenly that I'm considering making a memorial page for it.

>>6700366
Did you really take a potato off of the plate and use it for the photo?

>>6700372
Maybe it's supposed to be in 3D and you're supposed to cross your eyes to view it.

>>6700382
A SCHOONER IS A SAILBOAT

>>6693979
eat this raw shit in front of me and I'll vomit in your plate

I realize that this is total trash. I acknowledge that it is 100% plebeian food.

I still really, really want to make one to eat with some friends at a LAN party or a D&D session

>>6700382
I agree with the first guy, can't you hold your camera still?

>>6700420
I didn't want to be seen taking a picture of my food. Couldn't someone with basic image editing skills fix it up easily anyways? I'll ask /r/ and I bet they could do it up nicely.

>>6693979
Winner, thats a beautiful prime rib. I bet it just meltes in your mouth with all that red goodness.

Did that retard call it raw, or assume they would be invited to dinner in the first place (for a Gods level plate). He will need some alfalfa sprouts with that huge glass of shut the fuck up.

itt fat fucks that think its appetizing to have shit drenched in cheese

>>6700540
I honestly feel like cheese and barbecue is what we mainly use as sauces, while other countries go all out with seasoning. I'm kinda sick of this aversion to saucy foods.

>>6698869
>>6696272

>Getting triggered this easily

I can tell you guys are new. Go over to /b/ to learn basic 4chins.

>>6700617

I used to be one of those people who would call typing like that something only "normies" did, and would get mad when someone posted "lol" on 4chan instead of the appropriate "lel" or "kek" or anything that distanced themselves as far from "lol" as possible.

Then I became more sociable and grew up. When I see people doing this I just feel embarrassed.

>>6700621
Yeah, this site is quite enjoyable once you can prune through the idiots that think this site is serious business. Were here talking about food and people somehow get upset with whatever lingo you use. Its pathetic. Post pics, comment on topic or move on. Anything else and you are shitposting and you are cancer.

I think people that get triggered so easily probably don't do anything other than browse 4chan. I can't think of any other reason to get as upset as
>>6698869 and >>6696272

>>6700417
I'd want to have that when I'm stoned.

>>6700648
We food gore now.

>>6700417
If it wasn't for the Kraft Singles, that'd sound so good.

Not that American cheese can't be good when melted, but that's a shitton of the stuff.

>>6700761
Is that a whole cup of syrup? I've always seen that as a huge waste unless you used like a shitton of syrup. And soggy pancakes suck, so that wouldn't be reasonable.

Maybe I'm just not the pancake pro I think I am

>>6699910
Its fucking meat, cheese, and potato topped with fat(sour creme) and more fat (guacamole).

of course that shit is delicious. anyone that disagrees is a >muh calories fag

>>6700648
you monster

>>6698384

It's guts were ripped out, the thing is dead. That's nerve reflex due to just being killed and being on ice.

>>6696280
Chicago style pizza isn't pizza

>>6700925
Nice may may fagit

>>6694062
>All that fucking corn
Beans I can handle, but corn? No way.

Especially not that fucking much

>>6700769
Looks it's just the syrup from the fruit preserve topping.

>>6696303
Im a texasfag and I say beans are fine

>>6700970
Some people seem to think that as long as you have tomatoes, beef and peppers, you can add anything else and it'll still be chili. I have a friend that puts sweet potatoes, beans, spinach, anything. I disagree personally, but as long as they know how to cook, their beef-beans/vegetable stew isn't going to be bad, so it's hard to convince them that what they're doing is wrong. I find that letting them do whatever they want just saves time.

Otherwise I agree, I'm okay with beans but corn is just weird

>>6700965
The only reason people in Chicago need that much crust is to make their pizza bulletproof in case Chief Keef or some other south side Chicago dweller shoots at them

>>6700769
Honestly, the flapjacks there (breakfast place where they make that) are so good and have so much of the jam on them, that I don't actually put any of that shot glass of syrup on them. They don't need it, I'm good with just the jam and the whipped cream. But then I don't like when things are too sugary.

>>6700651

>>6699756
Oh god I've had pizza made out of this with sausage and sausage fat
Most delicious staple you could ever have.

Alone it tastes like nigger feed though.

>>6699910
they have them in nor cal, too.

>>6694062

Good looking chili. Needs stew beef though for better texture.

>>6696167
make sure you get it with fresh garlic

>>6696365
Damn, I'd fuck those bars

>>6699958
>nutritious

lel.

>>6693918
>not eating pretzels with braunschweiger and 'stard

>>6696445
certainly not a berotero

>>6702063
>Cornbread
>Not nutritious

ayyyyy lmao

>>6700402
Why do niggers like you insist on ruining a perfect piece of meat?

>>6696446

There's nothing more pathetic than samefagging

>>6702481
well, using the
[X] ____
[ ] not _____
meme when samefagging is even more pathetic

>>6693777
It's dead, it is only moving because of the salt that seasoned it's muscles. You can see the bit where the video skips as they are about to add the salt.

pic related is a similar effect (salt water)

>>6700648
More dry than the Sahara

>>6696132
add vanilla pudding mix to the dry ingredients

>>6696480
uno? ginos? malnati? bartoli's here.

>>6695340
Wrong. I know you think britbong speak is superior in every fashion, but in this case, you're wrong.

'Chips' as you'd call them are cut long and relatively thin. This is known as french (after a country you zealously hate). But the alliteration itself is enough to suffice the name of these fuckers.

'French fries', or 'French chips'?

I rest my case.

>>6696480
That is not Giordanos, they don't do deep dish, they do stuffed pizza's, that pizza isn't stuffed. You've never had Giordano's pizza have you? Enjoy being pleb.

>>6693777
JAPAN

>>6700417

All of those ingredients costing $10-12 makes me super leery of their quality.

I'm not a monster though; I'd definitely eat a piece of that sandwich.

>>6698187
i'm pretty sure they cut them a certain way for the picture to show the bones on purpose.

>>6701438
is that fried worms

>>6698167
i see whatcha did there, mm ferns ah

>>6698869
>telling other people what to do

>>6696355
put them in a tupperware container with a slice of white bread overnight after they're done cooling

>>6700402
you must be one of those faggots i keep hearing about.

>>6698174
wtf am i looking at here? Is Shakeys pizza like the japanese golden corral? I dont know of many pizza joints that serve gravy and rice

>>6702666
i stared at this shit for a solid 5 minutes straight

>>6700965
Is true though. It's a disgusting bowl of pizza sauce.

>>6693691
that has obviously been shopped or artificially arranged. looks gross.

>>6696167
deep dish pizza is literally the most delicious thing I've ever had

anyone who tells you it isn't good is a jealous new yorkfag who's sad that nobody likes their flaccid paper-thin garbage

>>6695659
das it mane