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That lake of grease....Beautiful

>> No.6689344

>>6689339
Forgot the link
https://youtu.be/hJFBXHtxKIc

>> No.6689392
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>>6689344
>Slopping it onto microwaved pasta.

>> No.6689407

smh, that's not even half as good as Marie's ITALIAN sauce from ITALY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6689408
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>>6689344
>pre minced garlic
>carlo rossi wine
>hunts tomato paste
>proceeds to burn the shit out of the garlic
>microwaved pasta

liked and subscribed

>> No.6689413

>>6689407
you gotta see the one where she makes meatballs. She is trying to get the meat into a bowl and half of it ends up on the counter, so she THROWS IT AWAY

>> No.6689414

>microwaves in plastic
Mmmm, BPA; yum.

>> No.6689429

>>6689339
What the fuck is wrong with him, fresh nothing in the it's all fucking canned that fat fucking lazy shit is a disgrace

>> No.6689433

The fact he cooks without taking off his ring and watch fucking disgusts me

>> No.6689446
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>>6689407
I've seen all Marie's shit jack has mor content broseph....what are you going to post next the autistic kid eating a raw krabby patty?

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>>6689433
I know i also hate the way he cracks eggs with his nugget knuckles

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>> No.6689457

>>6689344
>that portion size
>handy tip - own a wooden spoon!
>microwaving pasta

Also why do people taste food on videos? they're not exactly going to upload the video if it tastes like shit

>> No.6689459

>>6689452
So painful to watch

>> No.6689471

>>6689457
Jack did one where he made pickles with only water and a fuck ton of spices i can't find it now he must've pulled it because people were fliping him shit

>> No.6689475

>>6689344
That poor garlic.

>> No.6689480

>>6689471
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>> No.6689490

>>6689452
Triggered

>> No.6689513
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>>6689480
holyfuckingshit

>> No.6689523

>>6689480
What...what the fuck.

>> No.6689538

>>6689480
seems like way too much shit in it and no vinegar

I dont think ur supposed to use the whole bag

also what the hell he waited only a day? doesnt it take like a week?

what the fuck? this guy cant cook sure but I think he lacks basic common sense

>> No.6689545

>>6689480
He has a new video out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo8aFw-_A6c

>> No.6689546

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo8aFw-_A6c
why the fuck he cant cover meats completely in seasoning?? always quarter ass done

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>>6689538
This guy is fucking moron how can you claim to be a cook yet be suprised that corn starch thickens a sauce he's so flabbergasted
https://youtu.be/j9kwmXwLTNo

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>>6689480
>mfw watching this video after making 20 jars of pickles

>> No.6689557

>>6689339
Is cu/ck/ king the worse Youtube chef other than "Sauce from Italy"?

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6689562

HE DID IT AGAIN!!!

>> No.6689568

>>6689562
I don't understand what's happening in there. Is it supposed to look different? I've never seen a smoked turkey before.

>> No.6689572

>>6689344
>>6689339
I have to admit, he isn't nearly as disgusting today as he used to be with his cooking.
But someone putting in a little effort could reach a much higher level in seven years.

>> No.6689575

>>6689549
that looks good im going to make it but without the shock although
>noginger/10

I think this guy might be retarded

>> No.6689577

He has a reddit account:

https://www.reddit.com/user/jakatak

>> No.6689581
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>>6689572
Are you sure about that buddy? You want some garbage stew?
https://youtu.be/4IrFYRNtD2I

>> No.6689584

>>6689549

>Losing his shit over making food that actually looks good

Do you need any more evidence that he's a fucking terrible chef? The one time he actually does something right he's convinced he's the hottest shit in the world.

What an arrogant fuck

>> No.6689623

>>6689480

>only leaves it overnight
>raw cucumber in seasoned water

>> No.6689631

>>6689581
hey man at least he curls his fingers when he chops shit up and rolls his limes. Talk about advanced cooking techniques, this guy should open up a school!

>> No.6689641

>>6689581
hes not wearing his ring
is there trouble in the family?????

>> No.6689645

Who else is ready to watch Jack try to hock his BBQ sauce on Redneck Shark Tank?

https://youtu.be/mLkzzRkgGsI?t=1m30s

>> No.6689655

>>6689645
17 days left
GET HYPED

>> No.6689658

>>6689344

Why does he have makeup on his chevy chase?

>> No.6689660

>>6689655
>We believe in the product - we don't believe in you!

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>>6689658
Wat?

>> No.6689668

>>6689545

First time i see him not undercooking a bird.

>> No.6689669

>>6689658
face and chase don't rhyme

>> No.6689672
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>>6689549
Why the fuck did he call the batter a slurry?

>> No.6689679

>>6689339
What the deal with the video about him being on some cooking show that's airing soon and he's about to cry because he thinks they're going to edit the segment to make him look bad

Like it takes editing to make this fool look bad.....

>> No.6689689

>>6689568
he put the temperatur too damn high. hte outside is burned and the inside is still raw theres even blood. it seems like he used a wood oven omfg

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>one single serving size

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>>6689679
severe case of being raised by single mom

his own son disowned him

>> No.6689698

>>6689672
i was confused like what are you making a slurry for you dumb shit oh wait it is a way too thick batter nevermind

>> No.6689699

>>6689695

>dont forget to fat before you fat

>> No.6689701

>>6689694
I thought it was pronounced pure-ay
Not pure-ree

>> No.6689712

>>6689701
it's pronounced pure-ayyyy

>> No.6689721

>>6689701
>>6689712
pyoo-rey

>> No.6689723

>>6689721
poo-reeeee

>> No.6689729

>>6689699
it is advice for a date night, and pretty good advice too

>> No.6689734

>>6689660
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>> No.6689746

>>6689721
You must be one of those gaylords that call the cops the poh-lease or pole-ease

>> No.6689755

>>6689746
puhlease, I just call them the p'leese, or 'da popo'

>> No.6689761

>>6689480
"I'm just a sloppy person"


No fucking shit lard ass

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6689773

Zesting all the way down to the fruit?
https://youtu.be/judby84nbo4

>> No.6689775

>>6689773
Nothing tastes better than pith.

>> No.6689779

>>6689773
Wow...

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>>6689775
Mmmmm.......bitter

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>>6689344
>oh well it's not so much grea-
>cuts to new scene where there's about a half inch of oil now
>oh... well maybe he's going to make a big pot of sau-
>one can of tomato, looks like soup from all the grease

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>>6689452

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>>6689480
>the seasoning blend is the problem
>I did pickle it properly
This fucking guy.

>> No.6689937

>>6689880
Each episode is like watching a train wreck that doesn't stop.

>> No.6689946

>>6689339
That part at the end where he's obviously struggling with eating the pasta. He must've dumped it all in the trash afterwords.

>> No.6689987

>>6689581
I am a new lurker. Who the fuck is that guy in that picture. That's disgusting.

Oh and
>garbage stew

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>>6689480
>"look at it I mean it looks like a real pickle"
>mfw it looks exactly the same as the day prior

>> No.6690130

>>6689480
Eh, you can pickle it just like that, he needed more garlic for sure and should have poured it in boiling but I used that point before and I think it turned out well all I changed was the fact that I used more garlic but yeah that is the right amount of spices for the size and the water in mine came out the same way it is not too much of a difference, and he really did not need to let it ferment too much longer, like I said just needed to use hotter soup.

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>this thread

>> No.6690330

>>6690164
Announcing reports is against the rules.

>> No.6690340

>>6690130
go to bed jack

>> No.6690649

>>6689987
You've never heard of joey?
https://youtu.be/VM8kH_AQCSg

>> No.6690669

>>6689408
What's wrong with hunt's?

>> No.6690673

>all that garlic into the grease

hahahahaha

>> No.6690677

>>6690673
wait he's using that pot to make the gravy? wat

>> No.6690690

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE
literally no difference between the two steaks

>> No.6690724

>>6690649
wow i thought i was desensitized to idiots throwing up on youtube but this was quite something. maybe cos it looks like a really niche scat porno

>> No.6690749

>>6690724
Check out his nutella challenge

>> No.6690758

>>6689581
laguntias ipa huh? Was expecting a much worst taste

>> No.6690781

>>6690749
this guy has such a fucking sad existence haha

>> No.6690864

>>6690758
I think he only got it to make beer can chicken i don't think jack drinks

>> No.6691136

Has anyone tried his sauces?

>> No.6691150

>>6689987
>>6690724
>>6690781
And a new era of "broeys" is born...

>> No.6691155

>>6691136
They have them at my local walmart.

I bought one about a month ago (the 'spicy' barbecue one). Holy shit, it was bad. Like, it tasted like extra sugary ketchup with a shake of cayenne. Horrid, to be completely frank.

>> No.6691166

>>6691155
>Spicy barbecue
You goofed. Always try the original flavor of anything first.

>> No.6691200

>>6689562
Except that is cooked decently more or less. It's not raw.

>> No.6691215

>>6689641
His ring was fake gold so it irritated his finger; he was getting it "re dipped." HIS WIFE IS HIS EVERYTHING