/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You a professional lumberjack or something? Because that's literally the only person who should be eating that breakfast.

>>6686043
It's only once a month thing - one of the best hangover cures

>>6686042
>no potato skins

>>6686043
This is the ideal lunch for all men with ven. Most of the time they have to settle for a bacon bap

>>6686065
>potato skins

is this a new meme?

>>6686065
Potato based foods have no place anywhere near a Full English.

where is the fried bread?

you are almost there

>>6686075
>no hash browns
I bet you you're a filthy brown sauce user too

>>6686042
>hashbrowns
>toast instead of fried bread

Better than what /ck/ usually calls a Full English though.

>>6686042

ulster fry is better tbh, you need black and white pudding.

>>6686042
>Hash brown

I'll allow it

>>6686065
>potato skins

Have NO PLACE anywhere near a Full English

>>6686077
>Not having both brown for the bacon & sausages and red for everything else

>>6686042
that bacon looks underdone

HP Sauce and Ketchup is mandatory as well, possibly some Tabasco if you want to get all fancy

>>6686120
It is. So's the tomato.

>>6686126
For some reason most things are undercooked at cafs that do these

>>6686118
I don't actually like either sauces or beans or tomatoes sadly

close,.hateonlymakesmprehat standanddeliberparfonthespacebarqyit.beweelaqndbewsafetruelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVaqZajq-I

>>6686118
>brown for the bacon & sausages and red for everything else

>using sauces at all

The baked beans provide all the sauce you need.

>>6686142
>Putting baked bean sauce on your bacon & sausage

You fucking animal.

>>6686042
Nailed it.

needs more space between the eggs and the beans...

>>6686042

Translation: Garbage plate

>>6686278
Well you could use a sausage as a breakwater

>>6686160
Wow, I didn't know we had any active tripfags. Are you the last of your kind?

>>6686377
no

>>6686043
What does that even mean

>>6686043
lumberjacks didnt eat fuck all when that term was coined, they chewed on chunks of fat all day because they werent pussies, the term evolved to be called a lumberjack breakfast because thats all the fuckers ate.

>>6686042
perfect for me
>2 fried eggs sunnyside
>bacon ham sausage
>fresh baby tomatoes
>breakfast beans
>plenty of hash browns
>2 slices of whole wheat toast with butter
>fried mushrooms
>glass of fresh orange juice
>hot sauce and black pepper garnished
>possibly some sort of berry yogurt for dessert

ive recently got into putting a couple slices of cucumber on the side also, clears the palate and is very refreshing.

i try to stay away from the MONDO MEAT BREAKFAST MAXIMUM BROTEIN because excessive protein dehydrates you and is a terrible way to start off the day, whereas an epic full english should help you achieve tip top performance.

>>6686469
>ham
>fresh tomato
>breakfast beans
>sunny side up
>cucumber
>having enough room for dessert after a full English
>having dessert at breakfast
>hot sauce
I hope to fuck you aren't English, and this isn't even including everything you left out.

>>6686469
>sunnyside
>baby tomatoes
>breakfast beans
>orange juice
>hot sauce and black pepper garnished
>possibly some sort of berry yogurt for dessert

yur not from round 'ere are yer mate?

>>6686385
It means he is a metrosexual man that enjoys going in saunas with other sweaty men.

>>6686469
>ham
What in the fuck?

THE perfect full english

>high quality sausages (preferably lincolnshire)
>Well cooked back bacon (smoked)
>dried or grilled mushrooms
>scrambled or poached eggs (personal preference tbh)
>Black & white pudding
>fried bread and/or toast
>bubble & squeak (superior to american hash browns that have no place in a full english)
>Baked beans well cooked (reduced)

If you disagree i WILL fight you irl.

>>6686560
>smoked bacon
>scrambled or poached eggs
>white pudding
>bubble & squeak

That's something, but it ain't a full English. Closer to maybe an Ulster but even then, no fried egg? No tomato? Bubble & Squeak? Pull the other one.

>>6686065
>potato skins

What sort of degenerate are you?

>>6686575
bubble & squeak is served quite regularly as part of a full English & is undoubtedly more English than a hash brown.

White pudding is Irish to be fair but it's fucking delicious.

I wouldn't say eggs have to be fried to be considered a full English. I have no problem with fried eggs, just prefer scrambled/poached.

To even be considered a Full English, you must have 1 or more of EACH of the following:

Back bacon
Sausage
Fried egg
Baked beans

Everything else is optional, but you MUST have at least one each of the above. Personally, my perfect breakfast is above with

Black pudding
Tomato
Toast (white bread)

>>6686077
>Not licking daddies sauce off the sausage

>>6686590
>Daddies

This anon gets it.

>>6686116
Norn Iron please.

>>6686288
>Garbage

Fuck off yank.

>>6686510
>>6686512
He's obviously a yank.

>>6686596
That's fucking disgusting on so many levels.

The worst thing is the fucking Tea. No milk and tea bag is still in it.

>using Richmonds/Walls or any other low quality sausage

Gas yourselves.

>>6686042
i like you OP, you got this exactly right

>>6686297

would you like... egg in a bep?!

>>6686611
>Richmonds
fuck richmond sausages. weird disgusting bags of pork fat and runny meat.

>>6686642
+1

>>6686631
>Full English
>No beans

Just stop now.

>>6686645
But beans are disgusting. Srsly.

>>6686042
I'll eat everything but the black pudding

>>6686674
poof

>>6686663
I said stop, Anon. Before you embarrass yourself any further.

If a full English is too much for you there's probably a baking or vegan thread you can post in instead.

>>6686677
I see.
But beans are really awful.

Can you get imitation black pudding? I like a full english with quorn sausage and bacon but I want to do the whole thing

>>6686042
Fucking gross.

>>6686611
>>6686642

I once met a truck driver that made his own breakfast instead of using the free tour catering because
>I can't stand fancy sausages. Give me Richmond over any of that posh shite any day.

He was also frying on a gas cooker in the back of a wood-paneled truck while people were rolling 150kg+ flightcases past him, so I just assume he was retarded.

>>6686685
That depends though innit. Apparently clapistan Baked Beans are different UK Baked Beans.

>>6686663
>>6686685
Don't worry Anon, I didn't like beans until I was like 11 years old.

>>6686544
>>6686512
>>6686510
canadian, dont care how dogmatically you stick to rules that dont exist.
a full english for me has a good serving of fruit and vegetables to offset the retarded amounts of protein consumed, carbs level is adequate. dessert is just the fruit portion, i havent eaten an unnatural sugar dessert in years.

>>6686710
>A pasty to me has to be served with salad because of all the meat and pastry and oh yeah I replaced the pastry with bread dough BTW because I'm cancer
Please don't call it a full English when it's not even a fucking fry up

>>6686734
someone doesnt know about dehydration and peak performance.

stay pleb bucko :)

The real english breakfast.

>cuppa
>toast with butter or jam
>some kind of pastry or biscuits

I don't think anyone actually has an English breakfast for breakfast. It's more of a lazy brunch meal to start of vacations with.

>>6686631
What sort of a fuckhead are you?

>>6686663
>beans are disgusting

Are you some sort of paki?

>>6686674
Faggot.

>>6686688
>Can you get imitation black pudding

>>6686777
US beans are slathered in molasses.

>>6686694
>gross

Fuck off yank.

>>6686696
Clapistan beans are in a sugar sauce instead of tomato sauce and as a result are sweet.

They sound fucking rank.

>>6686710
You don't have a clue what you are even talking about, you dopey cunt.

>>6686710
No anon, you said ham for some reason. What does sandwich meat have to do with a fry-up? The only pork there would be the bacon, sausages and black pudding.

>>6686800
>Eating 1,200 calories in one sitting
Gross.

>>6686753
>vacations
Tell us more about Britain, yank.

>>6686793
>>6686804
Here. Don't eat shitty beans, people

>>6686810
Thank you Mr Skeltol. Please don't spook us.

>>6686822

>>6686831
But we just established that an American wouldn't eat the fry-up.

>>6686841
Are we pretending that England isn't full of fatties?

>>6686854
You sure keep going on with yourself.

>>6686869
wat

>>6686809
>>6686805

>>6686869
Is this some king of Britbong speak? Also, your obesity rate rivals that of the US. Don't think that you can associate yourself with countries like France or Spain or the rest of continental Europe. You are fat, pasty island people who rape meat to death with boiling water and fry potatoes that you stole from the Irish until you're to fat to invade any more countries.

>>6686739
Go and project elsewhere you smug tosser, this thread is about the full English breakfast.

>>6686753
Piss off, please.

>>6687083
stay mad :)

>>6686937
i guess thats why theyre called french fries?
stay pleb ireland

>>6686930
>ice cream scoop of butter
>shit-tier sausages
>maple syrup

Pig disgusting

>>6686937
Yes, it's called English, I wouldn't expect a clappyfat to understand.

>>6686930
Everything about that looks wrong and why the fuck do you need a tub of sugar?

>>6687114
>>6687204

>>6686937
Well that standard of English tells us that it is your second language, so your opinion means very little to me.

PS the only country that actually boils meat is your beloved France, but you do seem to be the result of a union between siblings so we can't expect too much from you.

>>6686590
>Daddies

Not superior HP Sauce

>>6687083
JF sure are obsessed with Britain, every opportunity they get they talk about us, even shitposting in threads that have nothing to do with them.

It's sad really.

>>6687214
France has contributed more to global culinary arts than England could ever dream of. Stay mad fatass, enjoy your brown and yellow cuisine.

>>6687214
yo we boil meet down here in bavaria (and austria) too.

>>6687225
Everything on that plate looks good, except for that nasty slab of grey meat.

>>6687228
it's actually pretty delicious.

>>6686930
Still waiting for you to explain where ham comes into play, my leaf saluting friend.

>>6687230
look under the bacon

>>6687210
Diabeetus.

>>6687215
>Being a Parliamentarian

Cavalier 4 lyfe

>>6686385
It means cu/ck/s circlejerk over what a large breakfast they eat and how manly it makes them but in reality they're just overweight and unemployed and doesn't need that much food to get through the day

Where are my Scottish brothers with the Haggis?!

Never had haggis tbh, looks tasty.

>>6687219
All hail French "cuisine", they truly are kings of turning over rocks and cooking what they find.

>>6687228
Amerikanischen Ungeziefer.

>>6687229
You will have to forgive him, he's an idiot.

>>6687232
I see those nasty strips of fat that clappyfats call bacon in their retarded arrogance and what looks possibly like a piece of actual bacon underneath it.

Still waiting to see where the ham comes from.

>>6687248
Oh wow, all of that projecting from a faggot that can't handle an actual meal.

>>6687275
I don't think you'll find much haggis in a full English tbh.

>thread full of nothing but shitposting and autism

This is an American site, kindly remove yourselves and go back to being cucked by Abdul.

>>6687339
And let me guess, I can't handle a real woman either?

do english people really eat baked beans for breakfast?
thats some poor man shit right there

>>6687380
You could open a theater with all of your projecting.

>>6687384
Do Americans really eat flower, eggs and milk for breakfast? That's some poor man shit right there.

Well, as usual, that's another thread ruined by American autism and obsession with Britain.

>>6687460
>flower
That European education

>>6687460
>flour
>eggs
>milk
(three ingredients)

>beans
>curry
two ingredients.

>>6687384
Do Americans really eat, potatoes, rice, noodles, flour, beans and other staples? That's some poor man shit right there.

>>6687339
>>6687455
good meme tbh

>>6687477
>>beans
>>curry
>two ingredients.

I know you're just shitposting, but work on your material.

>>6687108
Please go back to reddit. Or kill yourself either is fine

>>6687477
How is curry one ingredient, unless you're implying we eat plain curry leaves. At least come up with something good instead of "lel I was only pretending to be retarded" level autism

>>6687617
He is le ebin trolle. Ignore him.

>egg, fired or scrambled
>sausage, baked
>bacon, just on the edge of crispy
>potato scones
>mushroom, small, sliced
>hash browns
>black pudding, Stornoway but not Charles Macleod
>toast

If I'm cooking for people then I do tomato too but I personally don't like whole tomato so I left it out.

>tfw when you live in America and can never have a full English
:'-(

>>6686642
my cousin makes me bang my head for this hes picky as fuck, hes better than he used to be but hates real sausages because of the texture.

Black pudding is shit.

You're just eating BLACKED shit

>>6686042
That looks somewhat bland, its like just slapping things on a plate and doing nothing with it.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it should be the most rewarding meal of the day.

Just slapping cooked things on a plate and calling it a meal is an insult.

>>6687909
What a pretentious post.

great thread. JFs really haven't got a scooby when it comes to breakfast tbh

>>6687909
Better?

>>6687380

Nigger I'm not even sure that thing is human let alone female.

>>6687776

Look up the ingredients goddammit. Even a complete knuckle-dragger can cook it.

>>6686297
sausage is always better in a cup of beans

>>6686639
Are you sure you don't want a long mars bar?

>>6689298
Hi Alan.

>>6686695
Some people just prefOne of my relatives was like that - when he came to stay we had too cook a seperate meal for him because he didn't like pasta unless it came in a can.

>>6686042
>>6689298
Beans are always better segregated in a full british isles breakfast

>>6689337
What's the point? You put a bit of everything on the fork anyway.

>>6686469
>epic
>>>9gag

I much prefer the Frog.

>espresso
>croissant
>pack of cigarettes

No better way to start your day.

>>6686042
The perfect full English breakfast is a full Scottish breakfast.

It takes the basic full english and throws in some tatty scones, square sausage, fried bread and haggis

>>6689700
>Scottish breakfast

>>6686777
Are you fucked in the head m8. We pakis love eating beans. Fucks sake man theres nothin better than mum cooking me a full English with halal saudage and turkey bacon.

>>6689720

Give me a shit ton of sauces and i'd devour that shit like it's the Jurassic period and i'm a fucking T-Rex

>>6689813
You should try the pork versions, friend, they're far superior to the imitation halal ones.

>>6686042
Eww

>>6687214
Pot au feu is godlike

Oh heavens, this thread is so hostile, even by 4chan standards. You cu/ck/s sure are passionate about your food.

>>6690289
>English pig slop
>food
Haha, Good one.

>>6689861
I kind of want to. I just wish i had some proper freinds i could go out with that wouldn't give me shit for doing it. Also too scared of goin to the pub for drinks. I really do wish though i could atleast once try it.

>>6690292
Maybe so but I'd like to try it once, no idea where to get it though.

(for breakfast) what is your desert island condiment?

Mine's mustard and HP

>>6686930
> Would devour.

>>6689574
this

>>6686070
>Men with ven
I love you you beautiful human

God im fine with eggs toast and some OJ

>>6686042
I want some blood sausage now, thanks OP.

>>6688783
That goes without saying really, they are JF after all.

>>6689262
I don't know, can Americans even get real beans, bacon, sausages and black pudding?

>>6689574
Yeah, caffeine, sugar and nicotine. Truly the healthy way to start your day.

>>6689700
Only the jocks could fuck up something as simple as sausages and end up with a square.

>>6689813
You sicken me.

>>6692013
when i lived there you could get proper baked beans, but they called them 'vegetarian beans'. it was years ago though tbf

>>6686042
These breakfasts are shit. Just pile my plate with a great whopping load of black pudding, thankyou.

>>6689823
T-Rex was Cretaceous period.

>>6687319
I'm catalan (Spain) and snails are not such a weird dish.
They it in the country side. I always thought it was a farmer's dish but it's pretty good.
I can understand how someone who has never tried them wouldn't consider it edible but trust me they are delicious if properly cooked.

>>6686042
English breakfast is worst breakfast
Fucking limeys

>>6686042
>Black Pudding

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>6692824
Dude, I love black pudding! So nice flavour and texture.

>>6692740

Piss off, mate.

>>6693322

Go eat blood somewhere else

>>6693345
Sure. I don't care if it is blood. I like the taste and the texure; and it must be good for you on accounta extra iron and the fact that organ meat usually has a lot more minerals and vitamins than regular muscle meats

>>6693322
is 'black pudding' what you cUcKolds call paki semen?

>>6693392

No, they call that "MmmmMMM, more please!".

>People who don't like blood sausage
Why do you even come to this board if you're picky?
It's apparent none of you have had to live lean or hope that you get a meal period.
You start to appreciate food in a whole new way and will be willing to try and eat just about anything.
Most of you casuals would probably gag at the taste of Panhas(Scrapple)

I had a full Irish breakfast last week at a restaurant. Jesus the bacon and sausages are salty as fuck and there's a lot of it. How do you eat that in one go?

>>6693345
You sound like an 8 year old girl, but I'll let you in on a little secret. Every time you consume meat, you are eating the animals blood.

>>6693478
You were eating salty bacon and sausages.