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Cringe thread...this smug fat Muppet mouth fuck bitching about shit canned soups
https://youtu.be/8NrYEDYBv94

>> No.6683202

>>6683198
Everyone has their opinion. Don't have a stroke.

>> No.6683230

>>6683198
How is this cringey? It's actually quite informative.

>> No.6683237

>>6683202
But why dissect canned soup when everyone knows they're shit

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>>6683237
>why go on /ck/ when most of the threads are shit?

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>>6683198
Home made soup for extra cringe
And fuck you jack scalfani supporters
https://youtu.be/4IrFYRNtD2I

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>>6683243
Your moms pussy taste like vegemite

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>>6683230
Beautiful! Very informative
https://youtu.be/fl5T5sw0238

>> No.6683270

I hate his stupid fucking face.

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>>6683270
Guy? Joey? Or Jack?

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>Ja/ck/ cringe
>no Party Cheese Salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
If someone defends this disgusting turd of a human after this then it has to be bait.

>> No.6683288

>>6683282

Not him but all three of the fuckers.

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>>6683336
Fucking kek

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>> No.6683360

>>6683198
I don't see the problem. You get half a chicken breast, a bunch of noodles, carrots and celery. What more do you need in your lunch.

Also takes like two minute to heat up and eat.

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So Jack "Cuck Wild" Scalfani got himself on national television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkzzRkgGsI
:43 and 1:41

Is a show on the Food Network soon to follow?

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>> No.6683374

>>6683362
hillbilly's den?

>> No.6683381

>>6683362
What the absolute fuck did I just watch?

>> No.6683393

>>6683362
YOU DONT KNOW ME

>> No.6683406

>>6683393
NO, YOU DONT KNOW ME

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>>6683362
I HAVE TO WATCH THIS

>> No.6683430

>>6683362
this is a parody, right?

right?

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>>6683362
He must've fucked up because on one of his recent vids he was bitching about this saying he knew they were going to edit it to make him look bad lel

>> No.6683449

>>6683440
link?

>> No.6683454

>>6683362
Could you imagine the humiliation of having to beg these moronic hicks for money?

>> No.6683461

>>6683454
Could you imagine the humiliation of being Jack?

>> No.6683474

>>6683362
From the looks of King Ja/ck/'s he's going to be cooking steaks for these hicks

My bet is that he undercucks them and they refuse to invest in him because of it

>> No.6683493

>>6683362
>we believe in the product

please tell me its smoky jellO that he shills

>> No.6683500

>>6683449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbURM0MMC4I

5:10

>> No.6683526

>>6683287
Which video does he chop up a spoon?

>> No.6683527

>>6683526
https://youtu.be/uQOnMVnstfE?t=7m

>> No.6683536

>>6683474
>"JUST POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE"

>> No.6683557

>>6683474
I bet he's shilling his shit sauces

>> No.6683565

>>6683474
I hope its not the sauces he's promoting.

>I believe in the product, i dont believe in you
>2015
>doubting ja/ck/

>> No.6683573

>>6683454
>>6683461
It's made even more humiliating as he has the objective best sauces in the world. They're not believing in the top sauces

>> No.6683581

>>6683440
This man is a disgusting individual.

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>>6683573
Fuck his over priced sweet gelatin for the cost of it i can make pretty good sized batch of homemade sauce that's infinitely better than his shit and emerils essence is a way better seasoning

>> No.6683638

>>6683557
>>6683565
He's promoting the sauces but he's going to cook them some top-notch steaks as a way to prove himself

>> No.6683652

So, is King Ja/ck/ the worst popular "chef" on YouTube? I know there's a lot of worse videos, like Marie's sauce, but those aren't popular.

>> No.6683690

>shits on canned soup
>makes a "lazy man's" dish with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZnrasJoLo

>> No.6683699

>>6683690
>pan still cold
>throws in the chicken
this guy, mang.

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>>6683690
Using minute rice and complaining that about 5 minutes being to long......fucking hell this guy is a spoiled little piggie

>> No.6683717

Where's that cute girl with CP? It's not cringe, but she's posted here every now and then and I want to see it.

>> No.6683721

>>6683717
her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1WCIIByQc

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>>6683717
It's been ages since I've been on /b/ but you really through me for a loop with that cp shit took me a sec before i realized you meant palsy almost abandoned thread

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>>6683440
Off topic but what the fuck happened to Joey
Is he a professional shill now?

I remembered when he used to do reviews in tattered t-shirts and now he's wearing like spotless button ups. What the fuck.

At least you can still see the pain in his eyes.

>> No.6683846

>>6683198
This was quite... watchable when you consider his other shit.

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New Cuck on the Go, Ja/ck/offs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lak8mwdQpYo

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>>6683785
/b/ can do horrible things to a man. It's like the internet version of PTSD. As soon as someone mentions the letters C and P together you scramble to clear your cache and nuke your hard drives.

>> No.6684416

>>6684395
I know a dude with a hard to pronounce name who just goes by his initials...which happen to be CP

Always have to force myself to act normal whenever I call him or hear someone else call him.
>'Hey, anon, have you seen CP?'
>'WHAT?! DONT...uhhh...I mean yeah, he's over at the bar right now.'

>> No.6684421

>>6684416
you're friends with Chris Pratt? awesome!

>> No.6684427

>>6683362
>we believe in the product
>we don't believe in you
kek

>> No.6684436

>>6683690
>lazy man's mushroom chicken
as if mushroom chicken wasn't already a lazy man's meal

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>> No.6685043

>>6685026
What the fuck? That made my face collapse into itself.

>> No.6685049

>>6685026
Jesus christ no

>> No.6685097

>>6683349
Jesus Christ what fucking horror movie is that from?

>> No.6685122

>>6683500

Fuck this guy has a deep voice.

>> No.6685129

>>6684229

That intro music gets me every time.

>> No.6685135

>>6683362

Hahshfahdghhgadhsjaja

>> No.6685141

>>6683500
Holy shit
>all that prefacing
>all those assumptions about video editing
>all those warnings about how reality shows edit situations to look bad
I know reality shows are guilty of doing that, but still, to come right out the gate and say
>I only look bad because of editing guys!

>> No.6685151

>>6683362
>:43
>knows people shit on him for undercooking foods
>"I don't wanna fuck up my big break, I know! I'll burn the absolute shit out of this steak!"

>> No.6685159

>>6685151
calcinated ribs. anyone?

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>>6685159
forgot pic

>> No.6685658

>>6685129
It's like the intro to an early 90s shitty Nickelodeon show or something