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Any good mixes I can make from my stash?

>> No.6679923

Rumchata and a bit of vodka with milk.

>> No.6679924

>>6679918
get drunk off the Goose and Absolut (not the flavored one, the other). keep the jager to feed to dumb bimbos. throw everything else away
jesus fuck

>> No.6679925

>>6679918
If you've got cough syrup you could make a Flamin' Moe.

>> No.6679928

>>6679924
Are you ironically pretending to be a Guido club fag?

>> No.6679937

>>6679928
>Guido club
dunno what that is, but I am unironically stating that all the booze on that table is utter shit that no-one should drink, except for the two straight vodkas, of which one is overpriced and overrated as all fuck

>> No.6679941

>>6679937
>not liking bicardi, crowns royal, jack dans, and jagermeister, and fireball

no anon u r the pleb

>> No.6679945

>>6679937
Oh I thought you were a goose and juice fag.

You're just an autistic sperglord, haha.

>> No.6679948

>>6679941
> bicardi
you dun goofd, also it's "black razz" - i.e. chemical soup, not actual (medium-tier) white bacardi rum
> crowns royal
is that some sort of Southerner bourbon shit?
> jack daniels
shit-tier blend, undrinkable
> jager
only if you're a 6/10 female and want to get "raped"
> fireball
u wot m8? r u 'avin a giggle?

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>>6679948

>> No.6679956
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6679956

None of that is single malt scotch amirite fellas?

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>>6679952

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>>6679959
Autist.

>> No.6679967

>>6679963
d-aaaawww
babbys first troll

>> No.6679969

>>6679967
Go back to writing your novel and sipping whiskey neckbeard.

It's not trolling if it's true.

>> No.6679981
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6679981

do you have a freezer full of liquor?

it looks like they came out of a freezer...da fuq?

sip the rum chata, or smash the crown.

>> No.6679984

What's with the hobo wine? Are you black?

>> No.6679987

Boilermaker

>> No.6680013

>>6679981
I keep all my drinks in the freezer. You don't? Drinks taste better frozen.

>> No.6680017

>>6679984
Hobo wine? What are you talking about?

>> No.6680028

Chug any bottle but rumchata until you feel like throwing up. Then take a shot of rumchata.

>> No.6680029

>>6680028
im not man enough to straight chug liquer; thats why i buy a lot of fruit flavored drinks

>> No.6680031

>>6679963
>>6679959
Both of you are the worst pieces of shit imaginable. Please leave.

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>>6680013
Please be a troll.

>> No.6680062

>>6680035
alcohol doesnt freeze. it has a much lower freezing temperature compared to water.

>> No.6680141

>>6679924
>throwing away jack ad crown
why not stroke the balls while sucking that dick faggot?

jaeger and slightly sweet brown tea
lemonade and jack
crown and coke.
throw the rest away.

>> No.6680146

>>6680013
rum is better warm. but whiskey and bourbon are def better chilled.

>> No.6680155

>>6680141
honestly OP would be better off at least subbing jack for makers, at least that way they can make a half-decent old fashioned

>> No.6680292

Crown tastes fine, but it approaches Grey Gooses levels of price to quality. You can get a better single malt cheaper.

>> No.6680366

>>6679918
dash of fireball and jack daniels into the rumchata with a little bit of cream over ice.

Flaming Ukranian

>> No.6680376

>absolut
>bacardi
>jack daniels
>fireball

Embarrassing

>> No.6682239

>>6679948
> crowns royal
>is that some sort of Southerner bourbon shit?
Canada actually, it was good enough for the fucking queen

>> No.6682254

>>6679918
What mixers do you have? Doy ou have any bitters, fruits, or sugar at home? BTW rumchata goes great with cinnamon whiskey.

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>>6680376
>>6680376
>i know right; a gentleman such as myself only drinks the finest scotchs in the land

>> No.6682286

>>6680013
Only if they're shit to begin with.

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>>6680376
>not liking Jack Daniels

>> No.6682295

The people knocking this "stash" don't understand that these are the types of alcohol you serve in a group setting. These people are the types who buy some Scotch they drink neat alone and grimace with every sip. Stay fedorable.

>> No.6682462

>>6682295
The shitty fruit flavored ones deserve to be knocked. Everything else is at least passable for casual drinking.

>> No.6682468

>>6682288
No, JD really is shit. I'll take OGD or Evan Williams any day over that piss.

>> No.6682489

>>6682295
Almost none of it isn't artificially flavored. I have a couple bottles of flavored shit for guests but I treat them better than having that at the majority of my shit.

>> No.6682512

>>6682468
You're shit. If you can't drink a mans whiskey you should switch to wine coolers.

>> No.6682541

>>6679918
orange float and rumchata with either ice, blendered to smoothie

or cinnamon crap and jager mixed, served hot like coffee.

>> No.6682546

>>6682295
>serving your guests cheap garbage when you can get good stuff for about as much money.
you sound like a terrible host.

>> No.6682793

>>6679948
You don't come off as having renowned taste.
You just sound like a whiny little punk bitch.

>> No.6682806

>>6682793
second.

>> No.6682928

throw a bit of everything in a blender with ice and extra sugar. fuck everything

>> No.6682956

>>6679924
faggot

>> No.6683002

>>6680031
one of us is OP