/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Friend posted this on Facebook today.

>>6666810
what the fuck

>>6666810
This makes me so uneasy

>look what I did to my own kitchen as a joke

>>6666828
I'm pretty sure the guy was totally serious. When I was 11, I assumed you could cook straight on top of a ceramic stove as if it was a grill as well. Thankfully I never actually cooked on it in that manner.

>>6666820
Yuro?

>>6666820

the garnish on the fries is fucking killing me.

>>6666916
You can do that, it's when you don't clean afterward it gets uncivilized.

>>6666810
My family came into the room wondering why I was laughing so hard

>>6666820
>Ora-Ida frozen fries
>Ora-Ida frozen tater tots
>canned pineapple
>ice burg lettuce
>entree was clearly reheated

What a waste of money.

>>6666810
oh my fucking god what

>>6666820
What is that cheese-based food product on top of?

>>6666968
Why are they in condoms?

>>6666973
To keep them safe.

>>6666976
From what?

>food gore

>>6666979
Do you not see that boiling pot of water there? That shit hurts.

>>6666810
I don't understand. I consider myself cooking-retarded because I eat literally the same thing every day. It takes me 25 minutes to make some seasoned rice and either chicken or salmon with Dale's sauce. Everything comes out looking good. How is it possible to fuck up not-even-beginner-level cooking?

No. It's not red velvet cake.

Fucking canadians, man.

>>6666956
funny thing is the chick (let's assume it's a chick) that posted it probably wrote something along the lines of "ya I'm such a good cook for my b/f!!" and got 700 likes and 150 comments all going "wow you're so good, make me some!"

>>6666979
STD's, obviously

>>6666967
this looks delicious

>>6666967
that can taste good

>>6666967
I thought it was a pizza at first.

>Made a well for an egg

Nah, can't be a pizza. Maybe just some sort of bread?

>Whole fucking pieces of asperagus

It's gotta be some kinda casserole right?

>>6666973
so that when you eat them you don't get pregnant

>>6666810
Holy shit that's genius

>>6666979
from themselves

>>6667048

It appears to be a frittata that was initially short one egg.

>>6667082
are you sure it isn't an asparagus pizza bread casserole?

>>6666968
>ribbed for her pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>6667253
>using scissors to cut the "meat"

Is this a thing?

>>6666983
that dog really hates lettuce

>>6667269
i can't be fucked to watch the video, but kitchen shears are a thing. they're pretty useful sometimes.

>>6667352

Lettuce killed his family and forced him to work in the papercut mines for less than minimum wage (plus tips).

>>6667269
its a thing but that isnt what shes using, the kind you get in a knife set are much more industrial for breaking down chickens and stuff
>>6667369
shes just using regular arts and crafts scissors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

>>6667253
I saw a review of those steaks.

Guy said he wouldn't give it to his dog.

And she's feeding her kids! Hahahahahahahaha!

>>6667014

That was taken at a restaurant though. See the straw wrapper on the left side?

That's the sad part. If someone made this, I wouldn't mind. It's not the world's greatest home-cooked meal, but it's not terrible. But no, someone went out to eat, and PAID MONEY FOR THIS.

>>6667394
Hopefully it's a buffet on a cruise.

>>6667017
the hurgin

>>6667014
Don't forget the #domesticasfuck

>>6667253
>using dollar store seasoning to season a dollar store steak

>>6667401
W H A T
T H E
F U C K

>>6667426
wouldnt you be more upset if it was dollar store seasoning on an expensive steak or vice versa


oh no my captcha was waterfalls not food

>>6666967
>frittata with an egg in the middle

anon this is a gore thread

>>6666967
I don't see the problem here

>>6666810
>mfw he makes an onion volcano

Hey /ck/ what was the Sept get?

>>6667426
No the seasoning was from the 99 cent store, the steak was from the dollar store.

>>6666810
So other than the chicken grease getting everywhere, what would be the downside to this?
I mean.. as long as you clean it before and after, everything should be cool

>>6667469
It's not an oven. It's a dryer

>>6667469
The only possible way the chicken would be adequately heated through (to prevent food-borne illness) would also require that portions of it be charred beyond blackness, because the distribution of heat is so uneven. That or literally never stop moving the chicken.

>>6667253
lol didn't these almost kill Cutlerylover?

https://vimeo.com/90322317

>>6667401
is that shredded chicken in the rice?

>>6666820
>dat fry garnish

>>6667014
You assume a lot. It looks like it's from a campus dining hall or a Golden Corral or some other trough-feeding establishment.

>>6667541
Not golden corral.
The plates aren't colored and plastic.

>>6667408
that's the exact sound I made when I saw that

>>6667528
no. worse

>>6667369
they arent kitchen shears, theyre literally round edge safety scissors

>>6666666

>>6667559

>Knowing such intimate Golden Corral knowledge.

>>6667005
>heinz ketchup
Sounds disgusting

>>6667005
>>6667599
Spicy Ketchup Potato Chips are decent, so why not this?

>>6666820
>fry garnish

>>6667600

Because chips are savory and cakes are fucking not?

>>6667401
Oh god, I remember this fucking guy.

>>6667352
Or he's just really angry and wants some lettuce.

>>6667431
Is that a dead mouse on the hot dogs?

>>6666965
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a piece of store-bought chicken with a slice of Oscar-Meyer ham on top of it with cheese, roughly a chicken cordon bleu

>>6666968

a e s t h e t i c s

>>6666968
I ain't ever seen no unlubed ribbed condoms before.

>>6667858
I bought one in Tennessee once. I was there for fireworks. Got a condom too.

>>6667014
>>6667394
>>6667397

Thailand, at a STEAKHOUSE called "Santa Fe". One of the more popular entrees there.

>>6667905
At least it's good to know that as much as we fuck up their food, they fuck up ours ten times more.

>>6667017
My god that looks absolutely amazing. Who knew Hungarians could make good food

>>6667035
>>6667043
>>6667447
>>6667453
I know these are all you Richard. Your frittata looks unappetizing and mealy and crusty and thinking about the smell of it makes me wanna vom.

>>6667416
Don't forget the #back2reddityoucunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>>6667982
Why god?

>>6667905
> TFW going to Thailand for martial arts
> Now expecting retarded American foods

And I thought Europe's fake American food was bad

>>6667982
Time for some putins am I right guys?

>>6667982

SOUS VIDE COOKING IS THE BEST COOKING MEME XDDDDDDDDD

>guy cheaply imitates it

EWWWWW HOLY SHIT NO, EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE SAME THING

>>6668011
Im sure it tastes just fine but it looks silly. It doesnt need to be here.

>>6668003

Get ready to be served ketchup with every single slab of meat you get and most meals (Thais put ketchup on pizza). Sometimes they put it on top for you already.
I do not know how they do it. I have so many "Western" monstrosities my Thai friends have taken pictures of.

>>6668003
Why would you go to THAILAND of all places and try and hunt down American imitation food?

>>6666810

This is still one of my all time favorite /ck/ trolls

>>6667269

>using scissors to cut the "meat"

In Korea it is.

>>6666923
We honestly don't eat like that.and at least in middle european countries the tater tots are bigger

>>6668067
I want to know how these places stay in business. I've been to Thailand, the local cuisine is excellent, who in their right mind would want goddamn dumbed down American?

Britain General?

>>6668103

People in real life

The ones who aren't on an image board all day and want something foreign

>>6668115

I can tell from all the sweat on the blue container that this platter has been stored at an unsafe temperature in violation of health and safety regulations and is a clear demonstration of piss poor food handling standards; are you trying to kill someone?

>>6667982
>cooking in plastic

>>6667381
Is she fucking drunk??

>>6668166
xanax
good catch

>>6667567

>>6667253
>it might have been horse meat or something!

You could only wish to get glorious horse meat for dirt cheap.

>>6668139
I cant tell if this looks good or not, because it kinda looks OK.

What the hell is it?

>>6668139
>>6668209

Cow stomach tripe stuffed with beef, like a carniverous cannibal cow.

>>6668216
Well thats a little bit gross but it seems well prepared at least.

>>6668135
The fuck is that

>>6668173
Fuck, it was obvious she was wasted on something

>>6666810
I am literally unable to view this picture without laughing. Every fucking time.

>>6667982
http://youtu.be/_WRC7HXBJpU

I think this one is a lot worse, his "omlette" looks at least half edible

>>6668301
dear god why

>>6668301
>Calls Food Network
>Girl answers "Food Network ..."
>"Yes ... is this Food Network?"
>Yes. Are you a food nitwit?

This guy is a fucking joke.

>>6668129
If this was in a crockpot, it would be midwest housewife party cooking.

>>6668216
I'd try it. If it's seasoned well, tripe isn't bad. the filling looks fine. vege is a little overcooked, but meh.

>>6667940
>>6666967
>>6667035
>>6667043
>>6667048
>>6667082
>>6667103
>>6667447
>>6667453

guy who took that picture here, just saw this, thanks for the lols. my name isn't richard.

>>6667253

It's disintegrating. It's just meat found on the floor glued together. Jesus Christ and 1 Dollar for that? Oh man, it's not even THAT cheap. Isn't it just like 100g?

>>6668366
Yeah. It comes out to roughly market price at the time.

>>6668301
as much crap as /ck/ gives jack, if I were a bachelor who didn't know how to cook and didn't want a huge clean up, that meal would be perfect. No prep of any kind, all you need is Rice-a-Roni, pork chops, and water, and it only uses one pan.

As a 'Lazy man's pork chop' I think that is actually a solid meal.

>>6668011

it's not sous vide if you're literally just boiling the fuck out of it dude. temperature control is an important part of the method. and in any case, you can use sous vide to make terrible food, anyone who disputes that is a dingus

>>6668103

tourists probably

>>6667253

>>6667381
Christ ive seen these videos before

>>6668346
This looks really ugly, but it also looks like it tastes really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJFBXHtxKIc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiu84fhiUTA

>>6667253
those brussel sprouts look slimy as fuck

>>6668396
You'd rather eat that crap, than buying a decent thick chop from a butcher that wont dry out, and cooking it with some vegetables, or a salad?

>>6668459
second one is not food gore by any means
just misguided and stupid habits

>>6668481

>enthusiast doesn't understand why average individual isn't into hobby.jpg

Stop being a sperg

>>6668482
Yeah youre probably right

>>6668491
does make me sad though
I mean, that guy obviously cares about taste and texture (witness the comment about chunky onions)
if he took the time to read a fucking cookbook, he could make decent stuff, even though he's lazy as all fuck

>>6668481
Imagine its 8pm and you're getting out of work. You are hungry but tired from a day of working. You decide not to opt for fast food/delivery and decide to go to the grocery store to make a simple meal that isn't too complicated and costs like $10. This would be that meal.

If you can't understand why someone would cook this than you are completely out of touch with reality

>>6667982
An omelet is piss easy to make in the first place, why make a retarded version of it?

>>6668500
> make a simple meal that isn't too complicated and costs like $10
> simple
> that isn't too complicated
chicken curry over rice
just use parboiled rice if you want it FAST

>>6668519

curry is a lot of work dude

>>6668522
fine, be lazy
herb-seasoned grilled pork chops in their pan jus with microwaved cauliflower puree
there is literally no excuse to eat bad, tasteless food if you do not live in the third world

>>6668531
>eat bad, tasteless food

>recommends cauliflower puree

>>6668531
When I worked as a busser, when I got home at 3am after a busy friday/saturday I was not going to be making herb seasoned grilled pork chops. If anything I would order a pizza or eat leftovers. This recipe sounds pretty solid in that situation. Most people who live in apartments do not have grills and have a stovetop, microwave and maybe an oven.

For some reason you are incapable of imagining lifestyles different from your own. There are people who will only have whatever is cheapest/fastest and this is perfect for someone like that. Not everyone shops at the local butcher to get grassfed meat.

>>6667253

How does this clueless bitch have 5000 subscribers??? She's not stupid enough to be funny, she just has no idea and thinks people will get something out of watching her? WTF?

>>6668301

Fucking normies

>>6667253
>mfw there are people who buy meat from dollar stores

>>6668548
with a bit of parmesan and some butter
fucking heavenly

>>6667413
The struggle is real in Finland.

>>6668557
> Most people who live in apartments do not have grills and have a stovetop, microwave and maybe an oven
you got me, chief. that's my exact setup, except I spent five bucks on a cast iron grill pan because I like food.
> This recipe sounds pretty solid in that situation
no, it sounds like a recipe for depression and anorexia. it results in bad, tasteless food when good food can be achieved with literally the same amount of effort - i.e. close to none
> Not everyone shops at the local butcher to get grassfed meat.
who said anything about grassfed? straw man

>>6668500
I sometimes finish work at 10, and still cook a proper meal. I wouldnt serve that shit to a pig.

>>6668488
This is a cooking board, in case you failed to notice retard

Anyone have any videos of that finnish guy in his hacker cave cooking...

Food?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXVvfU0N8xM

>>6668067
you do realize there's no law that restaurants can only serve the local cuisine?

>>6668500
>>6668488
http://youtu.be/IpHJffM3G1c

Found a recipe that you guys will love, enjoy!

>>6668656
Thanks, Jack.

>>6668666
nice digits licifer

>>6667005
tomato soup cake is good, tho

>>6668656
Home made bagel bites. Son of a bitch.

>>6668619
>I spent five bucks on a cast iron grill pan because I like food.
Not everyone has a cast iron skillet, my point was that a lot of people have minimal kitchen tools and minimal kitchen skills
>it sounds like a recipe for depression and anorexia.
Pork and rice leads to anorexia? How does pork lead to depression? No idea what you're talking about here
>straw man
I thought you were the same poster as >>6668481 who mentioned getting meat from a butcher. my mistake.

>>6668107

Not gonna lie, those custard pies were great.

>>6668722
> my point was that a lot of people have minimal kitchen tools and minimal kitchen skills
a skillet falls into the "minimal" category pretty damn nicely.
I left my parents' home with a skillet, a pot, a blanket and a knife. I still have and use the skillet, pot and knife, ~20 years later. gave away the blanket.
> How does pork lead to depression?
when it's boiled and grey and tastes like cardboard, it will make you sad. do this enough and you will get depressed
you should not add to your miseries, exactly because you are tired and hungry already. have a bit of respect for yourself.

>>6668656
>That slow mo bite

How is this not a webm yet?

>>6668038
ketchup is good with pizza but only for the crusts.

>>6668763
If poorly cooked pork chops send you into depression you have bigger problems than food. Tbh it sounds like you're using food as a crutch to keep you happy

>>6668786
thanks for the concern
should I eat shitty food to prove what a big man I am? should I maybe give up fucking and books and all the other things I enjoy to make myself into... what, exactly?

>>6668790
Do you actually have autism? Can you not accept that some people aren't as bothered about food as you are? Does it somehow pain you that people would rather focus on things other than the nutrients they consume? Why are you so buttblasted about this.

>>6668807
this is the food and cooking board
you can just up and leave if you can't be around people who care about food

>>6668817
>>6668790

he's not talking about himself you standoffish idiot.

>>6666967
is it bad that this made me hungry?
it looks a bit greasy though

>>6668091
Fucking Koreans, using scissors to cut their samgyeopsal. It makes me mad. Also they make all those chewy sounds while eating, it's so fucking disgusting.

>>6668827
yes, yes he is:

>>6668557
>When I worked as a busser, when I got home at 3am after a busy friday/saturday I was not going to be making herb seasoned grilled pork chops. If anything I would order a pizza or eat leftovers. This recipe sounds pretty solid in that situation.

just another sad, angry guy

>>6668861

he's talking generally about the people in the world that want shortcuts and convenience foods and you're attacking him personally for it because you have no breadth of mind, you stupid cunt.

>>6668865
you seem rustled, samefriend

>>6668817
It's not that you care about food it's that you care about figurative people caring about food an autistic amount.
>>6668861
That's not me champ

>>6668865

This

although honestly it looks like he's just being obtuse and baiting at this point

>>6668112
I don't see the problem? It's probably something like squid ink, other than the cheese not being melted I'm sure it's quite tasty.

>>6668898

it looks unappealing.

>>6668135
>it's an alien villain from Doctor Who

>>6667717
not enough bread

>>6667381
The first time I saw this the only thing I saw before closing it was her putting a nanogram of seasoning on the sauce, thought it wasn't THAT bad. But then she deep fries the vegetables then pours just the oil into the sauce. What the fuck.

>>6668301

>>6666828
I had a room mate when I was in first year of college that used to do shit like this. I remember him putting raw chicken breasts onto the the bottom of the cold oven, not on a tray or on a rack, just on the base of the oven.

>>6667982
I used to do that on campouts when I was a Boy Scout.

>>6667461
It was some /sp/artan who stole the get in the name of 8tan and the glory of /sp/

>>6669164
script kiddies are cancer

>>6668135
This always makes me feel a little ill when I see it.

The other picture (the one with cheese on the bun) is even worse though. I don't know why I look at them every time they're posted...

>>6669165
I always just figured they were f5ing on one browser while their response was ready and the captcha solved on another

>>6669190
Are you kidding me? Basically all big gets are script faggots. How could you possible not know this?

>>6669192

/ck/ is slow enough that you don't need a script at all

>>6669194
The problem is that off boarders flood in

>>6669194
Are you serious? There were at least two dozen posts made in an attempt to get the digits. Trust me, I know, I was trying. I hit post when I was it was like 5 posts away, and I was still in way after the get.

http://youtu.be/WwGn7085gZo

>>6667017
If it's just sliced meat in mayo then just eat it with thick slices of bread and you're good.
>>6667413
Ketchup is good, mustard is good, why not. I've eaten ketchup sandwiches as a kid and loved them, especially if the bread wasn't too stale.
>>6667982
I also recommend Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

https://youtu.be/MGpIlEFl96Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>>6667468
Sweet and Savory!

>>6667982

>""cheese"" is some orange fry-shaped stuff that comes out of a platic bag

Jesus, America

>>6668969
>>6666810
God damn it. I'm out of here.

>>6669355
get fuked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>>6669425
What the fuck did I just watch...

>>6668301
How I do porkchops like a lazy ass
>salt and pepper dem
>sear both sides
>throw in soy sauce and water
>cook for a while
>How long? Fuck you
>How much soy sauce and water? fuck you
>plate up some rice, throw the chop on it and pour the soysauce ontop
Fucking delicious and easy as fuck to make

>>6669528
Damnit, I was just about to post that.

>>6669511

brb panic attack

>>6669511
did he died

>>6669734

'no'

>>6667982
Just watched his "Perfect Omelette" video, too. Why the fuck does he use a cold pan?

>>6669039

Boil-in-Bag Omelettes were GOAT.

>>6668898
It looks very unappealing.

Also, I saw a youtube video one time where a guy showed how they do this.

Even though it's Japan, it's also technically still McDonalds. They take their shitty processed cheese, melt it into a sauce, add squid ink to it, and re-form it into a loaf to be sliced. It's twice processed.

The buns are colored by adding charcoal into the dough. Squid ink doesn't work in the bread for reasons I forget.

>>6669500
That's actually real cheddar cheese. It's the cheapest shit you can get and is probably dyed because its natural color is probably off-putting, but it's real cheese.

This is not that, but in the US can buy fairly high quality cheeses pre-shredded in bags. While I prefer the bricks, I buy shredded Tillamook cheddar (a solid mid-tier cheddar) sometimes when it's on sale and cheaper by weight due to the fluke magic computerized inventory/ordering systems.

>>6669500
That's actually real cheddar cheese. It's the cheapest shit you can get and is probably dyed because its natural color is probably off-putting, but it's real cheese.

This is not that, but in the US you can buy fairly high quality cheeses pre-shredded in bags. While I prefer the bricks, I buy shredded Tillamook cheddar (a solid mid-tier cheddar) sometimes when it's on sale and cheaper by weight due to the fluke magic of computerized inventory/ordering systems.

>>6666810
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>>6667468
>>6668112
>>6668135

>>6668329
Right after that he does put it in a crockpot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

>6666666

>>6666666

>>6668164
....you do know how people sous vide things in restaurants right?

This dude's doing some retarded shit, and he's not really using the right plastic, but you can technically 'cook in plastic'

>>6668107
> Christmas pie

Jesus Lord. Those things are liquid candy in a nice pastry shell.

>>6668234
you win.

most of this thread is made of obvious jokes, but this ... this is something a person put love into. they planned, shopped, and labored to made ... this. And then they probably bragged about it!

>>6667982
why

Thanks Texas.

>>6667381
"being careful not to hurt yourself" she says, whilst doing this

>>6671043
>Made on: $5.99

>>6667381
>Posts Marie's video
>Doesn't post vertical of the Poor Bastard
How is it possible, even, to be this new?

>>6671043
Texasfag here I've never fucking seen that at HEB before but I want to show them now to see if they'll make it too bad they only hire korean immigrants that hardly speak english

Why can't Finland into cooking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s&list=PLQENjwChy0t3uW4HqDeUB5qVMCQ2n-lD2&index=1

>>6666666

>>6669511
What the everfucking fucking fuck is that fuck doing?! I got goosebumps just from watching that

Give me the fucking source

>>6668129
the fuck is this, is this supposed to be chili? I thought it was going to be a soup

>>6669425
pls b0ss

>>6669425

Oh god. That made me gag and my eyes are watery.

>>6668114
needs a can of chili on it ammiright freedom bro?

>>6671339
This is the saddest post I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>6671278
YES!

>>6671278
That guy is broke. Like broke broke. Got sued by Nokia and has no money and lives off donations from friends, family, and fans broke.

>>6671355
>sued by nokia
story?

>>6671358
Dude lives in a hacker cave.

He hacked Nokia or something. They sued him.

>>6667381
>>6667381

>>6671313
Check out Tom the caver

>>6668135
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

>>6671045
Have the webm

This is dip. For a football game party.

>>6671446
is she literally blind? it kinda looks like it

>>6671446

Fucking intense

>>6671458
This is cheesecake. For a valentine's day date.

>>6671464
And this is chicken. It is juicy and wet and beautiful.

And if you are worried that it's a little pink, then just throw it in the microwave for a minute and it'll cook the pink right out.

For the terminally curious
>>6671458
https://youtu.be/Je3V7U5Ctj4

>>6671464
https://youtu.be/B09RF0ImYB8

>>6671466
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>6668107
Jesus christ, I don't understand how the holiday pie is McD's best selling pie.

>>6666968

I what I don't even I'm 12.

>>6668137
I can tell you're a retard. That's not condensation, that's the sauce from the other things.

>>6671466
Fuck

>>6671043
It's almost temaki.

>>6670608
>but in the US you can buy fairly high quality cheeses pre-shredded in bags.
don't they all have some kind of starch added so it doesn't stick together though? that makes it taste bad to me.

A quick and easy ramen recipe that only takes around 45 minutes of constant attention and most of a bottle of teriyaki sauce.

https://youtu.be/wgtYZivDDak

>>6667576
egg?

>>6666810

90% of "molecular gastronomy".

>>6670940
>Christmas pie

>>6668249
lava rock

>>6671669
That sounds fucking awesome.

>>6671669
So it's like a fried mince pie with custard?

That's like combining three of my favourite things. I gotta keep an eye out for these next winter.

>>6671446
that was so fucking stressful holy shit

>>6671446
Is that a table knife?

>>6666810

I've seen this pic probably 20 times.

I will never not laugh at it.

>>6671693
No, modern mincemeat generally doesn't actually contain meat. It's dried fruit, brandy, spices etc.

>>6666973
only gays get stds remember

>>6671802
Yes I know. That's why I said mince pie. They're my favourite part of christmas.

>>6667014
>mommy issues

>>6667401

Is that literally shit on the top of the plate?

>>6667253
Jesus, it's just some woman trying to feed her family as best as she can on a budget. You snobby little shits would eat that with no problem, you lying, pretentious bastards.
I also saw someone actually use "store-bought chicken" as a perjorative ITT. Where the fuck else are you supposed to get your chicken? Oh man, people sure are plebs for buying their meat at a store and not living on a fucking farm! Real peasantry!
Looks like something my mom would make, and don't lie you little bastards, your moms would make the same exact meal, with the same exact ingredients, I refuse to believe you're all richfags eating 100% gourmet food at all times.

>>6671858
Don't fall into their trap bby. Also don't misunderestimate the amount of aspergers in this place.

>>6671858
>there's no middle ground between gourmet beef and dollar store steaks

>>6671865
Some people don't have a lot of money, anon. Some people have decent money, but go through periods where they don't have as much, too. Sometimes, people have to make cutbacks, and that includes food. There's nothing wrong with that meat and she fed her family on a few dollars.
If you were wealthy enough to have never experienced financial difficulties enough to buy your meat at Dollar General, why in the fuck are you on 4chan? Why don't you enjoy life or something?

>>6668249
It's a piece of dead animal...

>>6669175
Trypophobia

>>6671369

>>6669425
This one actually made me puke. What the fuck happened to Papa Franku, I thought he said he had to tone this shit down because he's epileptic or some shit, and now he's doing this?

>>6671931
He got wood...

>>6671906
That doesn't even exist as a medical definition.

>>6667017
Almonds in a haystack

>>6671934
Looks like he deleted that video and makes shit like this anyways

>>6666810
>>6666820

whoever did this should be executed

>>6666967
is this bubble and squeak or a frittata? either way, this is leftovers being made into a different meal. try it bub, its good shit

>>6672066
Maybe it's a frittata made with leftover bubble and squeak.

But what would you put the leftover frittata in?

>>6668346
>spinach
>anchovies
>tiny mushrooms
yo this guy needs to even out his ingredient placement a little and, yknow, how to shape pizzas so they cook evenly, but i would eat this shit so fucking fast

>>6669425
what the fuck
what is wrong with those people!?!?!

>>6672120
don't knock it till you try it :^)

>>6672120
if you the amount of subscribers from these guys and you had cognitive abilities, you would see things differently.

or as /pol/ says, the jews

>>6671440
Cthulu's prostate

(It's unwashed tripe before anyone asks)

>>6666967

presentation could be a lot better but this doesn't look bad

>>6667253
She sounds like the chick from Food Party.

>>6666810

>benihana up in this bitch

Fucking lost it. My sides got a good workout with that one.

>>6670996

Did they... did they make pizza with Kraft™ Singles (C) and forget to remove the plastic?

>>6667381
>Italian Food
>Don't use olive oil

>>6671476
>>6671466
Jesus christ, he has millions of subscribes and most of the comments are supportive. What the fuck.

>>6668107
Thats something I would eat when I'm seriously stoned.

>>6667253

>I can't wait to taste it

>>6666968
Is that a ghetto sous vide?

>>6672007
>Appetizer

>>6667381

>spills a quarter pound of meat on the counter
>just throws it away

Jesus Christ

>>6669382
It's not mustard, it's "mediterranean herbs" salad dressing