/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6663481
Divorce your "husband". Marry a real man.

Problem solved.

>>6663481
Ramen salad with mandarin oranges

>>6663485
I don't think not liking cauliflower is grounds for divorce.

>>6663485
This. If you're too fat and or ugly to find a real man then invest in a vibrating dildo and divorce that pathetic excuse of a male you married.

>>6663488
That's... creative.

>>6663485
agree, or maybe use fruits and vegetables like, avocato, pineapple pumpking maybe, does he like the celery? i've had some sweet ones, not very sweet but nice that would be nice for the fiber thing, try to make the salad more like a fruit salad, with sweet fruits that involve the bitternes of others

>>6663492
I don't really understand how not liking a lot of vegetables makes him less of a man.

>>6663481

Your husband is a child, so maybe stop being a pedophile?

>>6663500
I was looking for recipes, actually.

>>6663502
He's a massive man-child.

>>6663507
in my country people put some mayo in a weird "salad" for children" to give it a soft flavor, i'll be translating the recipe maybe will be useful

>>6663481
What is a grill open code?

>>6663510
Who cares? I have to cook for him. Either leave suggestions or don't.

>>6663517
Fruit salad.

>>6663516
Random picture we took while grocery shopping. Looked gross. Your guess is as good as mine.

>>6663517
www.lmgtfy.com
>not your personal army

also your husband is a fucking loser.

/ck/ get aggressive with picky eaters. And you've made this thread at least twice, by my very lazy count.

here, have a recipe anyways.

>>6663522
I already attempted to find some recipes that way, but realized that I wasn't going to find anything reasonable that way. Most I saw called for fresh figs, and I don't have access to those. I thought, wow, 4chan has a global community, maybe I can get suggestions that way? Apparently not.

>>6663520
I can only guess open code is supermarket speak. The grill is a reference to it being a summer salad side dish typically found at cookouts. Looks like coleslaw.

> 1 cabbage
> 1 pineapple
> 1/4 liter of cream, (or mayo but less)
> raisins
>sugar if you like
cut the cabbage, boil some water when it's boiling put the cabbage for a minute, dry, cut the pineapple in cubes put in a pan with the sugar making some syrup with it, let it cold, mix it with the cabbage, the cream, the raisins and put in your refrigerator, eat it cold

you can modify the recipe until you got the perfect taste for your husband
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>>6663525
Thank you.

>>6663481
Here's something that I learned from something here, spinkle a bit of salt on the fruit, let it sit for a minute then serve it.
Bretty gud!

>>6663538
That's like the most surreal version of cole slaw I have ever seen.

>>6663549
it's a colombian recipe XD it's like coleslaw but really taste sweeter, coleslaw is a good option for the husband maybe?

>>6663554
A Colombian roommate in NYC used to make some good Chicharron, he did that pretty good. I had to move away for work but he was a stand up guy.

I suggest making those for your hubby, he'll love those.

>>6663554
He says he likes coleslaw, actually. Might be a good match. Thank you.

What are your favorite dishes? I made chilorio the other day and it was fantastic, I am trying to get into Hispanic cuisines and would really appreciate if you could list a couple things you think I should try to make.

>>6663560
i'm paisa, from medellin the house of chicharron, and i'm sure chicharron is not salad
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>>6663560
>Chicharron
I make these and he won't eat them. But it's fine because then I get to eat them instead.

>>6663568
Those look really good!

>>6663569
You're hubby's crazy, you can tell him /ck sais that he's crazy.

>>6663566
some soup of beans "frijoles antioqueños"
arroz con pollo is delicius too, some people put ketchup on it, maybe you'll like it
oh if you like something for the breakfast maybe some homemade "arepas" will be a good experience, it's not very popular but maybe "mondongo" it's a soup made with the 4 stomachs of the cow, but it has a good flavor, maybe the ingredients are rare concluding those are some of my favs dishes there anothers like "ajiaco" "sancocho" but are from other regions and don't have experience cooking them, hope you like it

>>6663574
I told him and he made a face.

>>6663569
they are super tasty, even the ex-president likes them too much

>>6663583
Thank you!!! I really appreciate it.

>>6663586
hahaha give him this one on fb 3:) that's for MUFC

>>6663481
"moroccan cous cous" just make cous cous with a shit ton of pomegranite and raisins in it. Sprinkle some coriander on top and you're set.
Apple stuffing for pork.
Onions can get as sweet as any fruit if you slowly caramelise them.
Peas, beet, turnip, squash, swede, pumpkin and parsnips are all very sweet vegetables.

>>6663591
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean.

>>6663541
you're welcome. He might like this as well, as the sweetness of the mango becomes the dominant note (above the greenness of the snow peas). Beans sprouts don't take like much.

>>6663599
He would definitely like this. Thank you!

>>6663481
melon & prosciutto
strawberries with balsamic vinegar
watermelon with balsamic vinegar

tomatoes are insanely sweet, and a fruit, but i don't know if he'd be into those.

>>6663481
Grilled pineapple slices glazed with rum. (Must be done with fresh pineapple, though, not canned) Eat with ham or roasted chicken.

>>6663481
Which vegetables does he not like in particular?

You can add various dried fruits to salads. Or use blueberries, they are very neutral and unoffensive.

You could make like a gazpacho with fruit?

You can reduce most fruit with red wine to make a sauce for meat. Google <fruit name> red wine sauce for <meat name>.

>>6663481
>the bitterness of most vegetables
What the hell are you doing to your vegetables? Some vegetables are bitter, but not many.

>>6663481
You're welcome.

Waldorf Salad?

>A Waldorf salad is a salad generally made of fresh apples, celery and walnuts, dressed in mayonnaise, and usually served on a bed of lettuce as an appetizer or a light meal.

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/waldorf_salad/

I guess the celery and walnuts might be a little bitter but the mayo should take care of that. Or I guess you could figure out some alternatives to those ingredients.

>>6664235
Why did you separate the coconut clause from the rest of the muffin statement?

>>6663481

Learn how to cook properly and your husband will start enjoying vegetables...

>>6663481
You married a man child.

>>6664259

>>6664258
APPLES! CELERY! WALNUTS! GRAPES!

>>6664281
Walnuts! That's a laugh! Easier to find a packet of sliced hippopotamus in suitcase sauce than a walnut in this bloody kitchen!

>>6664259
Coconut Clause? Is that like Santa Claus in the tropics?

>>6663517
>I have to cook for him


um why??

>>6664475
Or else it's POW! Right to the moon!

Anything with tomatoes

Is your husband a pre-schooler, OP?

Be honest.

>>6664552
He's just more sensitive to certain bitter tastes. He does still eat vegetables, just not as many as I'd prefer.

Also fruit is in season now and I want to take advantage. You guys are seriously bumming me out with so few ideas.

>>6664475
Because it's my role in the household to provide the meals. I pride myself in my cooking. I want to make dishes he really loves.

Chili, pico de gallo, salsa, pasta sauce all contain fruit and are savory. Lemon meringue and key lime pie are sour rather than bitter and contain fruit.

>>6663481
Roast some onions and bell peppers, they go sweet as fuck

>>6664617
He loves all the hispanic food I've made for him so far, so I think I'm going to explore that stuff as much as I can.

>>6664622
He'll eat that, but it gets a bit dull.

>>6664598
if you pride yourself in your cooking, then you would be able to figure it out yourself

/thread

>>6664624
That's a very silly way of looking at things. Just because I'm good at something doesn't mean I know every single possible recipe off the top of my head.

>>6664642
you should be able to pride yourself on cooking if you do so without recipes. and if that is true then you would be able to know which flavors work together and which do not, etc.

There is sweet and sour chicken and orange chicken.

fried green tomatoes

>>6664655
Yes, and I can do this well when I'm dealing with main course dishes. However, I haven't actually made many side dishes, and I've not ever cooked with fruit in place of vegetables aside from making mock-mashed potatoes with apples and was curious if people on here had some ideas similar to that that I could try.

>>6664661
caprese salad

Salad isn't really cooking, is it? I would like recipes if possible.

>>6664661
stewed apples

>>6663517
bullet-in-the-head stir fry.

>>6663491
Cauliflower is pretty shit, in his defense

OP, try making a paste of bitter almonds and water, and mixing it into sweetened coleslaw with cranberries! I'm sure he'll love it!

>>6663507

watermelon salad. Uses arugula, but you really cant taste it over the watermelon / mint / red onion.

If he doesn't like red onion, he can kindly fuck off.

Just google Watermelon salad recipes.

>>6663481
Your husband is a faggot.

>>6663481
tell your husband to grow the fuck up

in the meantime, thai papaya salad is bretty gud

>>6663481

ur husband is a cunt and its most liekly he has erectile dysfunction or will develop it soon enough

>>6664598
Just feed him all of the french fries an ramen we all know he truly desires and then collect that sweet, sweet, life insurance policy 5-10 years down the line.

But if you are really set on Being wifey material then check out korean side dishes, theres lots of variety and they tend to be sweet/spicy/salty

But I've been eating my vegetables since i was an infant and can literally not comprehend what hubbykins deal is

lemon pizza

>>6663598
So you know what 4chan is but you don't know what fc is? facebook?
You're full of it.

>>6665217
>the seeds in the lemons

>>6665117
It doesn't have a husband, it's trying to troll us. Get it?